we are approaching my dead sister's bday and it will be ROUGH so im sorry if for the next year or so you randomly see dead sibling jokes djskks

Some early morning cryptids.

not new york times mentioning homestuck and the squiddles on their article about goncharov

i’ve written music grand I’ve never played for a soul and I’ve made a lot of plans but stayed away from the goal now i’m staring at these hands just trying to feel whole but my desire for the dance is a fire growing cold.

so let my heart be free i put these chains around myself my own locks imprison me somehow i thought that it would help but i kept them closing in until I cannot move at all if my soul’s supposed to win then i’ll have to break these walls

oh i used to love the night now i’m rising with the dawn and my hours all are bright but my inner light is gone guess what is wrong is what was right that’s been missing for so long so i  s’pose i’ll sit and write another of these songs

but i’ll sing it this time louder i’ll be sure that it’s heard i’ll allow my voice the power that i feel in every word and i’ll break out of this prison that i made to keep me safe ‘cause i’ve finally found some wisdom hope it didn’t come too late

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

crowley

POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

thinking about how the manga was like "this was when dandan introduced chilchuck to the toudens"

and then the new stuff in the adventurer's bible says it happened this way

...i bet the latter is how it actually happened, but the former is how laios remembers it

laios: he was so stoic and cool. and he had a cloak falin: ...that's not how i remember it.

awkward helicopter ride back home

I LOVE THEMMMMMMM theyre so goofy

chess inspired fashion

Jing Yuan ally fr

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.