hello, magnus protocol fans! are You searching for a transcript of the first episode? do You, despite knowing that there are official PDF transcripts of the magnus protocol on the rusty quill website, wish there were also a handy website format that you can pull up on your phone? perhaps one with a faded yellow background even?

well you're in luck!

enjoy :)

(all credit for the base code goes to @snarp, whose TMA transcript website is the greatest of all time and whose blanket permission i used to clone this repository)

I think the thing that sucks the Most about rvb currently is that Restoration really can give the series the perfect ending (although season 13 in itself was a perfect ending as well) but like.... rt has been fucking everything the last few years. I think the fans are too jaded at this point to genuinely care?

I really hope they release free episodes after the First subscribers get it, but if they don't, that's gonna fuck everything up even more. Dont put ur finale shit behind a pay wall, especially after so many years of having it out for free

Cognitively stewing in my Hilson high school AU where Wilson and Danny are not just brothers but best friends. They each have exactly one person in the universe who understands, the other, until they meet House. House is fascinated by Danny's psychosis, he's never met a psychotic person before, it's interesting. Danny has this pretty boy theater geek brother who insists on tagging along whenever House is dragging him for today's chaos. The misadventures of the lonely menace, the cautious dogooder, and the naive paranoid youngest child. What could possibly go wrong?

an hour into using obsidian and like what do you mean this was always available and free to use AND NOBODY TOLD ME

Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

i’ve had a couple ppl tell me they got into renchanting/treebark bc of lamplight and recently even saw someone in a server i’m in recommend lamplight to someone trying to get into renchanting and not sure where to start

it’s very flattering and all but jeez if i knew lamplight was gonna be The foundational treebark text i would have put more time into learning how to write Ren dialogue

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*incorrectly uses meme format*

The best feeling in the world is when there’s a piece of media you know you love and you’ve hyped it up as your favorite thing for so long but you haven’t revisited it in a while so you start to worry if it’s really as good as you make it out to be and so you go back and revisit it and it’s like. Oh this is even better than I remembered this shit rules

you absolutely should draw all the keeper characters in your clothes

I want to! I've been thinking about it for months it would be so fun and so silly! The main thing that's held me back is that I modify my clothes and so many of them are in project mode for so long.

So every time I'm like hmm I could put this character in this article of clothing I go hmm but wait! I'm planning on doing [thing] to that and haven't had time yet, so I should wait to do it before I draw it! And then I take forever to do [thing], but at this point I'm getting impatient I think my outfits are so so fun and I want! to put the kotlcrew in them! I'm busy atm but like...I want to do it!

i’ve really got to invest in some good earplugs, like the ones that are supposed to be good at filtering out background noises without completely muffling people’s voices, i’m so sick of sounds

not rascal's deadbeat owner coming around when im not home and telling my roommate she's taking him for a week (our break is 4 weeks or so, implying he's gonna be back here even though That's Her Cat Not Ours) and then just picking up the new toys i bought for him and taking them with her without even asking. hey. hi. those are mine

Pros of trying to get a job in a small town: establishments will literally just print out “HELP WANTED. INQUIRE INSIDE (or leave number at bar)” and tape it to the front window and you just can.

Cons of getting a job in a small town:

If you don’t get the job, literally everyone will know and you can never go to that bar again

once again agonizing over whether to debind my doujin before scanning

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it's been a while since I ranted about Hindi on here but Netflix having RRR in Hindi but not in Telugu has me right back on my bullshit.

I mean it's. a fucking Telugu movies ffs. It's just greattttttt (/s) to be reminded aGAIN that Hindi (slash north Indian culture in general in other contexts) is the de-facto answer to anything Indian. I mean it's annoying enough in the depiction of anything that's just "vaguely Indian", but fine whatever I can't expect every single facet of a very diverse country to be represented so whatever. but this!!! is a fucking telugu movie!!! by telugu people!!! about telugu people!!!! One of whom I've literally grown up hearing about!! now packaged for consumption by the whole world in Hindi :)))

I mean it's probably just a result of how licensing agreements and that stuff works (hopefully) more than being an intentional choice or whatever, but it still pisses me off. I mean, there's a reason I've never related to the term 'desi' - because all the connotations that word has for me have always been distinctly north Indian with minimal room for the culture that I grew up in. So as much as the popularity of Baahubali and RRR made me flinch (because if there's one thing I've learnt from my years of consuming media, it's that it never, never ends well if anything from my part of the world makes it onto international screens; that is and probably will remain my default reaction for a while tbh), it was still nice because ha, maybe NOW the rest of the world (rest of my own country included) will recognise that we're distinct from Bollywood, y'know? (Heck, it's not even North India as a whole that I take issue with, because Hindi being treated as ubiquitous also hurts other North Indian languages.)

Because yeah!!! RRR is not a Bollywood flick! Nor was Baahubali! It grates on my nerves when I see them being referred to as such. And now it's really annoying that apparently I can't even expect a film to stay in its original language when it leaves the country because of course everything Indian is automatically something Hindi when it comes to the rest of the world. the rest of us plebeians speaking other languages can go fuck ourselves I guess.

Hello and welcome!

This blog is [currently still a work in progress but is] centered around 2020-style Sleepybois Inc! Pre-SBI-on-the-DreamSMP style!

Which means:

Philza is the dad

Technoblade and Wilbur are twins

(Technoblade is, as decreed by Wilbur of course, the oldest sibling)

Tommy is the youngest son

CaptainSparklez is Tubbo’s dad

We also have early season pre-lore Manhunt-style Dreamteam! Though I probably won’t post those bits til later.

More or less, this fic is written out of order, and I encourage you to send asks if you’d like to know more!

Thanks for reading!