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#bug!Alastor
kawaiidoodles95-blog · 2 months
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If Alastor was a bug,
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blitzy-blitzwing · 3 months
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Here, take this.
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malueion · 2 months
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i'm a genius guys i solved it
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potatobugxo · 2 months
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I saw the Platonic Marriage and I love the concept of that🥰 also cause Alastor is an amazing character to begin with. Only if you have time or your ok with it👍 don't forget to hydrate and eat😸
yes ofc!! i would marry this man in a heartbeat we could be aces together<33 and thank you plz make sure u get something to eat and drink some water!!! take care!! warnings: suggestive ideologies (from angel dust) my takes on alastor's beliefs, reader is implied to be aro/ace the rest is fluff!!
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🦌❤️platonic marriage w/Alastor hcs❤️🦌
this man would be a husband just to be a husband ok shfsj
who better to marry than his dearest best friend? you both do everything together, share all the same interests, both have the same standards and tastes! it's called "best friend FOREVER" for a REASON
yes you guys are partners... partners in CRIME >:)
alastor always found the idea of marriage very alluring but always despised the physical/sexual aspect of it.
alastor loves to take part in the "generic" aspects of being married. he enjoys cooking for you (and vice versa) and being domestic, taking you on outings, linking arms, holding hands, dancing with you, why should any of that be considered romantic?
the both of you appreciate and enjoy being devoted to each other and having a strong connection
also cuddles!! okay yes cuddles. as we all know alastor is not one for physical affection however did we see him get thrown around like a ragdoll by rosie? yes are you and him going to curl up like cats on a couch together? absolutely
wedding rings? nah. friendship rings 👍
now, let's see what the other hazbins think!!
charlie absolutely thinks you two are the cutest!! very supportive of the both of you and your relationship. vaggie is pretty much the same, though very indifferent as she doesn't like alastor very much lol
angel dust visibly had a loading circle over his forehead when the both of you told him you were married platonically. he assumed from the start ya'll were smackin' monkeys, but you're just married for the fun of it?? okay
husk is just terrified of the both of you lol
niffty has two people to crawl all over and give roach crowns to so 💃
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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noriee404 · 3 months
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dance w the devil
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allastoredeer · 26 days
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You have no idea how your post about top!Lucifer and bottom!Alastor made me happy! I agree 150% with it 😂 and I feel the same, I don't hate bottom!Luci but there are too many posts like this and too many "weak" Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al. I wish to see Al having a phase "I am both scared AND horny WTF" after seeing Lucifer in all his power and wrath then have thoughts like "my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!" after getting railed! 😆
Exactly! I'm not hating on anyone who likes bottom!Lucifer. To each their own. I just want more bottom!Alastor on my dash 🥲
"Weak Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al" is my worst enemy actually.
I see Alastor as having the biggest power kink. He's attracted to that shit. Let him be the definition of "Now I'm both scared AND horny." Though I don't think he'd ever admit to being scared LMAO.
""my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!"" PFFFFFFFT I love that so much 🤣
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lighttheghost · 24 days
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I had the necessity to mix my two favourite shows of the moment.
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AAHHSHSH He looks like an emo bugs tbh. I'm posting this here so that I don't lose this ✨️marvellous work of art✨️ xd
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shleepyissleepy · 3 months
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When Sweet Meets Savory
Alastor/GN!Reader
Prolouge
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Content warnings: Vague depictions of violence and death.
Notes: Descriptions, name, and gender of the reader is left alone.
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Dropping ass first into hell wasn't exactly on today's to-do list. The last thing you remember upon waking up in the middle of a bustling, critter ridden city was that you had just gone out for your morning stroll. It was quiet out. The fog had just begun to settle in, and it seemed that the day was due for a little rain. You had plans to go shopping, tidy up your quaint little apartment, and get some chores done. Perhaps read a book or two while your record player sang sweet melodies. Yes, a peaceful, productive day was in the works, well that was, until you decided to take a detour through the trail just short of less than a mile it'd take otherwise to get to the convenience store.
Something felt incredibly off. Entering the forest opening were the trail began, and stepping past the overgrowth of weeds and roots, it was clear this area of the neighborhood didn't get many guests. Normally, it's a smooth sailing walk, besides tripping over a couple of rocks and roots, that takes less than 10 minutes to walk through fully. However, today, it seemed you had a plus one. Someone had followed you into the trail, judging by the crackling footsteps behind you. Part of you assumed they just happened to be going the same way you were, but it just felt... wrong.
Anxiety started bubbling up in the pit of your stomach. Of course, you must be overreacting, but it couldn't hurt to pick up the pace a bit. Bad move. Immediately, the steps behind you move faster, and out of reflex, you do as well, sending you to full-on sprint. Slapping branches out of your way and jumping over protruding mounds of dirt at the speed you were going, mixed with the ever-growing fear as agitated grunting and heavy steps close in behind you causes you to hyperventilate. You didn't even make it halfway through the trail when the perpetrator caught up to you, tackling and pinning you down. You wondered if anyone heard your screams, or if anyone found your mutilated body.
Well anywho, that's how you found yourself here, admist the chaos of a crimson city. Honestly, you expected more fire and pitchforks. Adapting to your new environment took some time, well okay, a lot of time. Eventually, when you stumbled upon your reflection for the first time, you had audibly yelled in shock and fell on your ass. If you had a nickle for everytime that's happened since you got here you'd have two, which is not a lot but it's funny that it happened twice. Finding somewhere to settle proved extremely difficult given the fact that it was hell and everything came with a price, whether it be in the form of an "act of service", to giving up your mortal soul... and an absurd amount of money, of course. Which was why you eventually found yourself standing at the ominous front entrance of the comically infamous in completely bombing, Hazbin Hotel.
A place meant to house and redeem sinners. To be completely honest, you knew exactly why you were here in hell, however you were not very keen on sharing that information. But maybe if you could waltz in, and give a good enough introduction to apply for a job here, you may also get to have a decent roof over your head. Now the only issue with this little plan, was that there was literally no job openings that you knew of listed here, so you had to come up with... well something. Maybe coming here on a whim was a terrible idea, or it might just be the best decision you'll ever make in your undead life. You'll never know until you open those doors.
With a sigh and somewhat confidant stance, you push open the double doors, reveling in the crimson golden glow of the hotel. Immediately you find yourself in the lobby with pointedly no check in desk. Clasping your hands behind your back, you survey the interior and notice a bar to the left of you. A cat like demon with wings is behind the bar cleaning a glass, and actively avoiding to look in your general direction, but he definitely knows you're there. Just before you can finish examining your surroundings, a cheery voice booms infront of you.
"Hellooo!" You stumble back, eyes wide like a deer caught in headlights. A young woman in a red suit stands before you and practically touching noses with you seconds prior.
"Oh my gosh I'm sososo sorry I didn't mean to spook you, I'm just so excited to see a new guest!" Her voice trails off in a giddy nature, her heels rocking lightly. Finally you begin to process that the princess of hell, Charlie Morningstar, is in front of you. Which of course you expected, but not quite imagining it like this. Releasing the tension in you posture you hold out a hand to shake, introducing yourself. She practically shakes your arm off.
"It's so nice to meet you, I'm Charlie Morningstar- ah, but you can just call me Charlie..." backing away with a spin, her arms reaching out beside her in a grand display.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel~!" She ends of with a sing song tune to her voice.
"Ah, it's nice to meet you as well...uhm but I'm here looking to be a guest, per say." Shit. You really didn't think this through. Also "per say"? Who says that??? Charlie laughs faintly, closing the distance once again to hold one of yoy hands in hers in a polite sort of fashion.
"Ah nonsense. Everyone is a guest here!" She tugs your hand gently but with purpose, guiding you towards the bar.
"C'mon lemme show you around, this is the baarr and the bar tenderrr.~" The demon behind the bar finally shoots you a non-committal glance before going back to scrubbing a... completely clean glass... yeeahhh. You give him a polite wave regardless and move on.
Over the course of the next thirty minutes, Charlie gives you a tour around the hotel. You couldn't help but feel charmed by her excited nature. She gushed on and on about the hotel and its goals, she seemed really committed to this place, you could practically see the sparkle in her eyes. Eventually, she got to asking you about what brings you to the hotel, your goals and such. Welp, time to bullshit something!
"Well you see, I'm here on business. I see your vision of redeeming souls, and I have an offer for you, if you're interested." Please almighty Lucifer be interested. She urges you to continue.
"I have a wonderful idea that could add some frosting to the cake, if you will. To your lessons and exercises. How do you feel about opening a library?" An awkward pause floats in the air. Charlie cocks her head slightly as she feigned a smile.
"Ah... a library?" You pat the air with your hands to wave away the tension. Internally screaming at the single braincell in your head to come up with something.
"Let me elaborate." Clearing your throat, you straighten your posture. A shiver runs down your back, and there's a dry spot in your throat. Time to make the pitch.
"With a library, guests can find themselves a quiet escape, something healthy and stimulating. Not only that, but you could utilize a library for writing and reading exercises. What's a better way to connect with people and to express yourself? I can offer poetry and calligraphy lessons, teach others to write about their experiences and through this medium, perhaps there would be a better chance to really help sinners along the way to redemption!" Slightly out of breath, you finish off with your best award winning smile. Most of that was just complete bullshitting out of your ass, but there was some truth to it. You always found comfort in setting like a library, or a cozy cafe in the hidden nook of a shopping center. Reading and writing has been proven to be therapeutic and a good medium for expressing yourself. Letting the mind wander and letting your imagination take hold of a pen- you're losing focus.
Your eyes snap back to Charlie from where they had trailed off, she stares back wide eyed. Worried you may have offended her for even pitching this ridiculous idea, you began to apologize. However you were interrupted by her grabbing your shoulders. She stood on the very tips of her toes and gleamed.
"That. is. a. WONDERFUL IDEA!" She spins you around for a moment before gushing further about all the new ideas she has for lesson plans and exercises.
After a while of banter back and forth, you were surprised and relieved to hear that you got the job. Not only that, but you were extatic to hear that you would be receiving your own room. Score! This is exactly what you needed. Now the only issue was the fact that the hotel... did not have anywhere to put a library, but that can be arranged! Charlie said she knew the perfect person for the job...
...and that was when you immediately regretted your decisions.
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Why was Vaggie so angry that Charlie made a deal with Alastor, not for her soul….
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IF SHE DID THE SAME THING IN THE FIRST EPISODE?!
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ephiesoul · 1 month
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Chibi Alastor 🖤
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lilfriezatyrant · 3 months
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✨I dub thee King Roach! ✨
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furikass · 3 months
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That's it. That's their dynamic!
Sir Pentious and Alastor totally give me Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny vibes lol
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Heat cycles this ruts that
Val goes into his chrysalis and everyone has to take turns carrying around his fucked up moth soup body for months
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potatobugxo · 2 months
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Hey I saw your have requests open and I was wondering if you were willing to write a very fem presenting f!reader who is ace but doesn't really care how she is perceived based on her taste in clothes or the infamous being walked into while changing x Alastor and Lucifer (separate, together or just one of the two. However you like it).
How would they react? I think Al would be ever the gentleman and maybe appreciate that he can just be and live with the body he was given and she would look in his eyes even if he'd be bathing or something (ngl I think bathing together is such a cute thing and I hate that lewd minds ruin the innosence in it and the level of trust and comfort with one's self and another one can gain from it)
Like he is not just some hot piece of ass but a person in her mind no matter how he is presenting himself.
As for Lucifer I think he'd be curious about how she sees those situations as sensual and innocent where everyone else would just jump to sex and maybe find comfort in her view of him.
Or just a very oblivious sweet f!reader with them.
Idk if I make much sense and if you don't want to write it that's perfectly fine. I hope you have a lovely day!
Thank you so much!!!!
i really like the contrast between these two for this idea!! i wasnt sure if you meant them walking in on the reader changing or the reader walking in on them changing (so i went with both sjsjfs) and thank u bby i hope you have a lovely day as well <33 warnings: mentioned nudity (not graphically described) lucifer's part is more suggestive silly
walking in on alastor/lucifer changing & vice versa (seperate)
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you walking in on him changing:
"o-oh! uh! sorry, sweetheart! i didn't, uh, see you there!"
very flustered right off the bat. man was in the middle of putting his pants on when you walked in okay he was not emotionally prepared
you just blink at him widely and then smile, saying, "dinner's ready whenever you're hungry!" before abruptly leaving
f l a b b e r g h a s t e d
lucifer knows your ace but he thought you'd have more of a reaction to seeing him with his lil white booty hanging out
he joins you for dinner later and you make conversation about your day as if you didn't just witness his bare cheeks walking in on you changing:
"OH GOOD GOLLY UH, SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
his wheeze laugh really comes through with this one
"oh, it's okay, luci, i was just getting ready for bed."
he doesn't know what to do, should he cover his eyes and turn his back to be polite?? should he leave?? is he allowed to stare??
you just continue to take your clothes off and put your pajamas on while he's gawking like an idiot trying to think of what he should do
by the time he snaps out of it you're shimmying under the covers and patting the pillow beside you for him to join
it's obviously okay for him to change in front of you now so he does and rolls under the covers beside you
poor guy has a tough time understanding how you can be so innocent, a sweet lil smile on your face as you snuggle up to him with nothing but a shirt on and no ulterior motive
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you walking in on him changing:
he'd be in the middle of removing his dress shirt when you stride into his room
"alastor are you- oh are you getting ready for bed?"
"why, you're right on time my dear! i was just about to take a bath. care to join me?"
you both are asexual you got no problems here 💀
bathtime is something alastor genuinely enjoys with you because he knows you won't feel uncomfortable or make things weird
he loves when you wash his hair for him and he enjoys giving you shoulder rubs
he's content that neither of you are ashamed of your bodies nor ashamed of showing them as there is no sexual motives to any of it
walking in on you changing:
"oh, my apologies my dear!"
he would be strolling into your room while you're slipping into your regular attire for the day
very gentlemanly, and even though he knows you're okay with showing your body around him he's still polite about it and turns on his heel to avert his gaze
"it's okay alastor, it's no problem!"
sometimes if you'll allow him to, he'll assist you as you change, for example pulling your overshirt or coat over your shoulders, or assisting with pulling your boots on
its a sweet way for him to express his affection for you! he needs to treat his lady right after all!
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i-prefer-to-mosey · 3 months
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frothing at the mouth over the last episode of hazbin hotel like oog
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