Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Snickers bars $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I want to go back and talk to you

Feeling blue (OC)

Gods above I am so fucking stupid (but how could I resist) Based on this tweet. Unfortunately I could not extract the mandolin

[ID: a tweet by @neitherabaron on twitter replying to a reply on another post by Jessica Law. Her tweet reads “Stop taking my lyrics and making them weird!” The tweet in response, by Kofi, reads “my rewrite of trial by song: I’m not a man/i don’t have hands/thought I could speak (followed by 3 mins of dead silence)” end ID]

christ. i have been thinking about BU Riddler nonstop for days. i feel sick. i feel ill. the disgusting amount of times that i've skimmed episode four just to hear him get threatened at gunpoint then gently patched up in the bathroom over and over again. it's horrible.

Melissa Benoist as Sadie McCarthy The Girls on the Bus (2024) | 1x01

HUZZAH I FINISHED IT

explodes

H ELP

wh y does it

why does it dilute the colors so much when i put it here

i m

ghggGHRGEGKKJFVIFKJ

farm boys Valentine's Days 💗

+ close up on the last one

Need me a new Snow Flake day episode but they actually are wearing winter clothes

He eepy . .

But seriously , he’s a heavy napper

someone help her

pls

@charismatic-cannibal did this to me

WAIT SCREAMING in my personal notes i marked down something called "jungkook's magical sinkhole," which i think was a scene in The Notes when jk saw a huge sinkhole with a crowd forming around it but when he looked back it disappeared, anyway IT APPEARS IN THE BS&T JAPANESE VERSION MV?

pls tell me that no one has done this yet right

edit: we won so hard but WE LOST SO HARD TOO 😭😭😭

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If The Magnus Archives is a work place comedy then what kind of comedy is Malevolent?

Within a year of founding the hotel, Alastor transitions from enigmatic figure of mystery to beleagured mom friend, solely because 60% of the time he is the only person in the room who can or bothers to Adult.

Everyone else is too militaristic (Vaggie) or coddled (Charlie) or depressed (Lucifer, Husk) or generally off their rocker (everyone else). And Alastor may be a homicidal maniac, but by God, he's a homicidal maniac with CLASS who was a careerman in life and respected his mama.

He sets up a chore wheel after one too many times of the kitchen sink being left with dishes. Teaches Charlie how to do property taxes. Has a strict hold on the take-out budget so that people HAVE to cook "real food." Confiscates any illicit substances Angel leaves lying around. He doesn't even realize he's doing it, or he does but deludes himself into thinking that it's a manipulation tactic. Mwahaha, see his power as he makes the King of Hell take his antidepressants with a glass of water.

They bring in an ugly, dirty red cat one day and he puts his foot down. It takes an hour of needling and bribery via angelic blood before he reluctantly lays down ground rules. They had better get it vaccinated and neutered before it gets poor KeeKee, and no, they are not naming it Catlastor. Unfortunately that is the only name the cat responds to. The urge to drown his sorrows at the bar is stronger than it has been in decades.

Nothing seems to have changed outside of the hotel, but for some reason Carmilla, a mother herself, feels the strange need to pat the Radio Demon on the shoulder and tell him that it gets easier with time.

for your consideration: the cat is called alastor and he is henceforth referred to as 'human alastor'

more. i am gravely ill