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you guys should look at what i made a million years ago and never posted
#this has been sitting in my aa folder for months#i made this my steam pfp#apollo justice#ace attorney#edit he's getting his top surgery btw#edit no 2 i need to redo this and make him shorter
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“put me on a pedestal and i’ll only disappoint you
tell me i’m exceptional, and i promise to exploit you
gimme all your money, and i’ll make some origami honey!
i think you’re a joke!!! …but i don’t find you very
fuuuuuuu~nyyy”
More tagr art!!! Assorted stuff this time! Featuring some cute chibi stuff. Some solo gaz’s, a lil uhhh. Comic of an altercation.. and a very belated Halloween pic I started drawing last Halloween and didnt finish lol. Also featuring lyrics from pedestrian at best cuz that song rllly rlly fits my ver of tak lol.
#invader zim#gaz membrane#invader tak#tagr#iz tak#iz gaz#tak#doodles#there toxic yuri!!! they’re all over the place!!! tak is tsundere insane alien who fueled by revenge it’s gonna be rough!#I think. there relationship would slowly grow and develop as gaz is helping tak w all her injuries#but I think they’d end up having a true true falling out sometime after take fully healed and gets her ship back.#and they’d be split up for a few years maybe? idk how long I’d want it to be. but! yeah.#absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes u realize how fucking stupid u are#and eventually they’d reunite and shit would be better lol#I don’t want them to be at each others throats forever that’d suck lol#theyre just definitely are moments where there at each others throats in the beginning#but they r also moments.. where they both feel true belonging and acceptance. like they never have before… and it blows there lil minds…#I also dO want gaz to go into space at some point w tak cuz that’d be fucking awesome#after they reunite again they can go explore the universe a bit#these r all very half baked ideas btw and also my brains mush cuz ive been drawing all day#so please excuse if said ideas suck. also please excuse all the typos lol#I might change my mind on the them separating idk… or maybe make it a shorter amount of time… idk!! I havent thought thru all this shit lol#it’s not like I’m gonna write a story or actually make a comic I’m just drawing random fanart#I don’t need to have all these thoughts all solidified lol
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When I tagged that post about objectifying athletes by making them wear shorter shorts with "early 2000s renault", it was specifically because of these pictures
+ tennis because they belong here too
#you know what i realized?#2000s renault are what current ferrari wish they could be in terms of thirstposting#you cant OUTDO the DOER#but seriously asking politely#why did 2000s renault have so many slutty pictures of their drivers LMAO#was it just the causal effect of suddenly having absolute dreamboat fernando alonso on their team?? but seriously LOL#like those 2004 miami pics...what incited them to think 'we need to put our driver fernando in a slutty outfit w his abs out'#+ were the renault boys the og gym thirstposters ??? omg#also way sluttier than any modern gym mirror selfie like cmon short shorts...thighs fully spread towards the camera...bro...#specifically fisi in these pics is rly doing the most could those shorts be any shorter???#also hehehe those tennis pics i am so in love with them like genuinely obsessed with them#btw i was gonna include these in a comp post of fisi and nando pics i like which i would *eventually* like to make#but after seeing that textpost i think they deserve to be on their own#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#giancarlo fisichella#renault#formula one#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#btw these are from:#2005 australian gp
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The very first drawings I did of Nerevar and Voryn!!!!!!! I forgot to post them here oops hehe
#my art#morrowind#tes morrowind#tes#the elder scrolls#indoril nerevar#nerevar#voryn dagoth#nerevoryn kinda?#its unrequited nerevoryn#sorry not sorry#I love angst but theres no current angst in these drawings#I will draw angst of them though#just need ideas#>:)#this is abt a month old btw#very new here#oh also Voryn tripped and fell in the first drawing#thats why he appears to be shorter
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wild porygon encounter
#i cant draw backgrounds to save my life#pokemon#volo#volo pokemon#porygon#this volo is from my au btw#volo gets sent to the future but he has amnesia#i need a shorter name#my art#Punished!Volo AU
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Alright JOEY, if we can't get the tight trunks back (SAD. ☹️), then can we at least get this moment one more time?
#see right now we're getting more of a swishy pleated skirt#it go spinny and all that#but I need this skin tight side-slit number NEOW#really wish he wore some shorter trunks under this instead of his regular color block gear tho#makes the upskirts less fun#btw this is what I was planning on doing today#I feel so accomplished#samoa joe#chris sabin#jay briscoe#roh#9/4/03
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Tfw the wind blows your hat away AGAIN and you gotta go find it in the middle of a blizzard atop a mountain by yourself
#pokepasta#snow on mt silver#fnf#friday night funkin#hypno's lullaby#fan art#my art#frozen red#sorry for the dumbass text AHAHAHJSBDFHJ i had to do it#chachalaco ramble incoming. you've been warned ->#trying to figure out this Red so he doesn't look like Glitchy lol#And I wondered. maybe hair looks a bit more disheveled??#since i already apply the hc of longer hair to Glitchy (but perhaps shorter ends idk)#so maybe frozen Red also has longer hair but not as much. maybe he needs a comb /j#im still giving that jacket to him btw why tf is he wearing no warm clothes up THERE!!!!#i was just thinkin about this guy for a bit... like. 3 years on a freezing mountain?? by yourself??#ik this is the pokepasta one so he just. Dies AJKNFDJKS#but idk man that utter isolation must had affected him in some way. Isn't he tired? Physically I mean. But i guess mentally too#as someone that went thru smth similar (isolation not. climbing a mountain and being there for 3 years(???). Such an experience changes you#For a very long time. sometimes even forever. it takes time to be social again and get used to people#(although in my case was 4 years not 3. not relevant tho AHAHAHJDS)#isn't that crazy too. you climb this mountain in johto and some 20 year old is already there--oh shit what the fuck the kanto champion#these thoughts can be applied to canon Red too i guess🤔 (excluding the uh. dying in mt silver part AHAHAHJDSBFHJ)#it's JUST!!! -shakes this man- for heaven's sake stop isolating yourself holy shit it's worrying#Also add the fact he's probably famous in some way right?? or at least Known. guy became Champion at a rather young age#I mean no wonder he barely talks when he's present in other games. I know its for the ''haha silent protagonist'' joke but. HMMMMMM#maybe I can self-project /lh. a silent guy that mostly communicates thru short sounds or gestures (like a nod or shaking his head)#and only actually talks when he's more comfortable with whoever is talking to him. mostly short sentence but he opens up a bit more#Oh god I went fucking. Thesis Mode on Red i'm so sorry AHAHJDSFHJDS
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when i made an underrem 'height' chart BUT theyre like smallified versions SO I CAN DRAW THEM BETTER AND CONSISTANTLY THUS NOT A VERY USEFUL CHART.
#like i can tell u how tall dream is vs asgore undyne is slightly shorter than dream#alphys and nightmare are around the shortest (not including the children)#muffet is JUST slgihtly taller than them. TSIURIS HEIGHT IS AN ENIGMA SOMETIMES WE'LL GET TO HER LATER#gaster???????? MY AVERAGE MAN??? good LUCK me#grillby has yet to even be in this au by the way hes not EVEN HERE i dont what to do with him yet so#(more designwise i mean. i dont need a story for him in this i have ENOUGH)#mettaton is like... maybe average sized i dont KNOW hes short than dream and undyne taller than muffet and MMM#WE DONT HAVE NUMBERS BTW U JUST HAVE TO G U ES S#its just cause im bad with heights so. i need a comparison to understand Tallness#anyway um i dont what brought this up i think i was thinking of something else#i really should share undyne or something cause i love her casual outfit cause HELLO beautiful lady THAR SHE BE#alyphs has every right to crush on her are U KIDDING#muffet is so proud of that woman (but also impressed how oblivious she can be about the swooning ladies)#underrem#goes in the tag because im just typing things now
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Dead Mall Dare [The Golden Years]
The boys get each other made up for the day's events! (With some good ol' fashioned bickering and bonding on the side, of course)
Sun and Moon adjacent // Wordcount: 1200
“Hold still.”
“I’m trying!”
“Well try harder,” Moon tuts, “you’re going to mess me up.” He wields the eyeshadow palette in one hand and a small biba brush in the other, dutifully painting the space over Sun’s eye - a deep, shimmering blue that mirrors the other side.
Smiling, he taps away the excess and sits back to admire his work.
“Let me see let me see!”
“We aren’t done–” He gently bats Sun’s hand away before it can reach the mirror, “–you can see when it’s all finished.”
“But I wanna see now!”
“Hush,” Moon tsks through a persistent smile, “You’re so impatient. Lay down again and let me get back to work.” He reaches for the eyeliner, next, waiting patiently for Sun to do as told before uncapping the bottle. “I’m going to do the liner, now, so you need to hold still. I mean it.”
“I will, I will.”
The brush is wetted, then drawn from its bottle. Moon readjusts his balance to his knees again and leans forward to hover an inch above the other. He smiles and, fondly so, Sun smiles back.
He adjusts their head by a gentle grip on the chin, angling Sun to get a better look at his face beneath the lights, then holds him there as the brush paints smooth lines on either side of his eye.
“You’re really good at this,” Coos Sun, “you should do the customer’s makeup sometime.”
“No talking,” Moon tightens his grip with a whisper, pointedly sharpening the angle with which he holds the other’s face, “don’t distract me or you’ll end up looking like you got dumped on prom night.”
Sun barely stifles a giggle - especially when he sees the beginnings of a violet hue cross Moon’s cheeks, “I mean it, though–”
“Quiet, please.” He sets the bottle to the side in favor of slapping a finger over Sun’s lips, an action that only proves to further rile the giggle in their throat. But he’s got a soft spot for Sun - and that dopey grin on his face, too - so it’s only a matter of seconds before he, too, is drawing the brush a safe distance away, snickering. “You’re a sap.” He says with a roll of his eyes, “Now seriously, shut up before we run out of time.”
“The mall doesn’t open for another hour,” he begins to sit up again, “we have plenty of time. Besides, there’s still your makeup to do after this.”
Moon presses a hand soundly against the other’s chest, forcing him back down against the couch again, and Sun doesn’t fight it beyond a quiet ‘oof’. He keeps the hand there to finish lining the other eye. “At this rate I’ll just do my own makeup,” he says - then he laughs, catching the way Sun pouts beneath him, “What? With how you’re squirming, I’m afraid you’ll poke my eye out with the brush.”
“I’d never!” Sun insists with a scoff, feigning offence, “I’ll have you know I’m a professional when it comes to this stuff. I’ll make you look like you belong on the red carpet, or your money back, guaranteed!”
“A pro, huh?”
“Mhm!”
Moon caps the eyeliner and replaces it on the table, taking a small package beside that and opening it with a hushed click, “Those are some big words coming from the guy who caused the Great Blush Disaster–”
“Oh, one time!” Sun throws his arms into the air, “I drop some Maybelline into the fountain once and nobody ever lets me forget about it.”
“Sun,” A laugh bursts from his throat, “you turned the whole fountain pink, it’s a little hard to forget.”
Crossing his arms, he fits Moon with an eyeroll and a narrow-eyed stare, sticking his tongue out between teeth. This only has Moon laughing harder.
“Put that thing away!” He gawks through fits of giggles, “Come on, if you want to do my makeup before the store opens you have to behave, or I’ll never finish.”
“Fine, fine,” Sun resigns his attitude, the returning smile stretching from ray-to-ray, “but if you bring up the blush disaster even one more time, so help me–”
“Zip it,” he taps Sun on the forehead, quieting him up with little more than a snicker. Satisfied, he goes back to the task at hand and retrieves a pair of luscious eyelashes from their box. Once the seal is removed his hand returns to Sun’s lower ray, keeping him still, and the two lashes are carefully smoothed into place.
“Now?” Sun asks impatiently.
“Almost,” he answers, reaching, now, for the mascara, “honestly, how do you get anything done without losing your head about it? Have some self control.”
“I’m just excited!” He’s careful not to stir too much as Moon closes the distance between them, “I think you’re the weird one for being able to sit so still. Who even does that? I’ll tell you - a mannequin! A mannequin does that!”
“Watch it,” Warns Moon, “this is the last step, if you must know, but if you rush me now I am not fixing whatever becomes of your face,” he clicks his tongue, “Look up for me.”
Another scoff, but he does well to silence himself after this and looks up as asked. Their ceiling is a rather boring scene to focus on, but he forces himself to hold out even after the mascara is capped and set to the side. It isn’t until Moon clears his throat that he moves, his expression asking the question on his lips.
Moon is ready for it and already has a hand-mirror prepared. “Go on,” he sighs, handing the item over with a smile, “I’m all finished.”
He can’t bring the mirror into place fast enough, and when he does it’s with a dramatic gasp, “Oh, wow!” He turns his face this way and that to properly admire every angle, then pauses, lowering at the chin to better see the eyeshadow specifically. He lowers the mirror. “You used colors from your own palette…?”
“I thought you’d look good in deep blue,” Moon answers with a shrug, “I know it goes against the rules, but I’m already in deep with Management after yesterday’s stunt, so I figure one more streak of defiance won’t make a difference.”
Sun nods, slow at first, then quick with delight, a small and innocent tear escaping his eye.
“Whoa, whoa, hey,” Moon grabs for a tissue, “you’re going to ruin all my hard work if you do that–”
But Sun doesn’t let him get any farther, eagerly wrapping his arms around Moon and bringing him in chest-to-chest with a squeal, “It’s perfect, Moon, just perfect,” he sniffles. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”
A groan escapes him - mostly in tease - but he doesn’t deny the smile that appears at Sun’s words. “I’m glad you like it,” he says, “even if you did whine the whole time.” He pokes a finger at the center of Sun’s face, then, and smirks down at him. “Maybe I’ll let you use my cologne tomorrow - if you promise to have some patience.”
“You mean it?”
“Mhm,” Moon promises, “Now let me go, you big sap. It’s my turn to feel pretty.”
#DMD: Golden Years#drabbles#a bit on the shorter side! but I fought my writer's block tooth and nail to get this out so who cares#you can thank Ghost (artsyfartsybro) for this btw#their lovely art and constant hyping of this story was the push I needed to write#despite the fact that my head feels like pudding#nothing much happens in this drabble lore wise#just some fun times to be had when the times were still fun#<3
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Wow me, drawing Jersey? Craazzzyyyyy
Anyway, I had an original design for this type of look on the Ipad, ended up not looking at it once since I apparently have memory. Kinda glad I didn't since I could go just by memory and figure it out as I went along ya know. (ps, for those who don't normally read tags just like, please do, i put so many lil things in there lolz)
Okay SO, I have this lil headcanon, nothin big, that Jersey didn't used to wear shorts until like 2000 or something, maybe a bit before then. This is because he has some scars on his legs, just from over the years, and wearing shorts not only shows those but also make it easier for him to get scrapes and such.
He was fine wearing shorts around NY, Del, and Rhode, occasionally Mass as well if he happened to be around at the time. He couldn't wear them around anyone else for a long time, some scars had Memories(tm) attached to them, some good most bad, so he just never wore shorts.
He's gotten a lot more comfortable wearing them around the other states over the years, mainly because of Covid where Mass unfortunately wouldn't let him keep wearing the same two pairs of pants. So he's fine now, if still a lil uncomfortable around some states (the west mainly), you just won't see him wearing them until it's the first day over 60 in state.
Anyway I love NJ but this isn't surprising, I live here. I am NOT a simp for this bitch, he's my state, I have to like him, 'sides who else would I attach to? Pennsylvania? Florida? Or god forbid NEW YORK!? Absolutely not, that's sacrilegious that is.
#welcome to the table#wttt#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#also#jersey with a bun#how we feelin bout it#i personally love it#like i love the idea that his hair is shorter underneath#like maybe from an undercut thats just outgrown?#also also the headband he's using is one of SJs#although they are more like communal headbands#since yorkie connie and a few other northers “borrow” them#i feel like this pic was taken sometime during the summer#either at the shore or a roller rink#i feel like jersey would drag the group out all the time during the summer#the group being york connie penn rhode florida loui cali new mex north dakota and occasionally texas and kentucky#florida and loui only join because of cali#connie because there needs to be one “responsible” adult to supervise (he isnt much better but is trusted)#nd because jersey is very persuasive (he really isnt but nd caves quickly)#texas mainly joins when food is involved or its a rodeo#and kentucky would just more but sigh horses#honestly more states would join but they either learned their lesson (cough The Action Park Incidents(tm) cough)#or jersey never thought to ask them because the poor boy has self esteem problems since apparently NJ is one of the most disliked states#still sad about the btw cause NJ is so nice but also please stay away we dont want you here#anyway he thinks that most states dont like him so he only invites those that he knows dont hate him#so most of OG13 plus florida and loui
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i have decided this year is His Year so i guess i have to learn to draw water and also finalise his outfit designs. smh. the things i do for love.
OC: shaide (he/him)
#my art#my ocs#KatH#dailies#shaide#hes sooo fun to draw ngl... i never draw his arms big enough in these tho. gotta work on that#he is TOO DAMN TALL btw. not the tallest KatH character by a long shot (thats isaya) but shaide is Up There#i think hes thirrrd tallest in the main cast? isa and letei definitely beat him but i think everyone else is 5'10 or shorter#idk if he or letei wears taller shoes tho lmao. but even in their platforms neither of them is as tall as isaya#anyway the year of shaide is off to a good start bc i connected SEVERAL dots about him today... for instance#relevant to the shoe talk#he got the idea for his boots from looking at rauel! and rauel doesnt know that. which is so Chefs Kiss to me considering rauels complexes#and! i had an idea for how to narrow down shaides ending... ive known where his arc leaves him at the end of the story for a while but#i think ive come up with a way to make it even better AND tie it in more to other plot stuff >:o)#and it maintains the kind of bittersweet vibe i wanted + gives him a little more content With Rauel which i think is Needed tbh#anyway yayyy i said i was gonna draw my daily and i did!!! now my mutuals dont have to beat me to death with sticks <3
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Fernando and Fisi pictures that I like and enjoy a normal amount (pt. 1: 2005)
#please please please lmk in the tags which are your favs and why#ill go first: the one where theyre holding up the engine in a very babygirl way and the one where theyre being picked up#but also all the post aus gp ones(the ones where they're holding hands above their heads)#ALSO THE ONES OF THEM IN STRIPED SUITS IT IS SERVING CORRUPT MAFIA MEN#actually i need to stop before i list every pic...like the point of the post is that i love all these pics....#anyways i think theyre v endearing to me as a duo bcs theyre relatively the same height and those cute renault suits make them look shorter#so theyre like twins or smth to me LOL#(btw i was so surprised to learn that fisi is almost a decade older than nando! they rly dont look that much different in age)#also this is not an insult btw but fisi is endearing to me bcs his smile always looks like hes looking directly into the sun LOLOL#i think at some point i should rly make a fisi comp post bcs i ended up saving a lot of pics of him bcs he is my unexpected blorbo#these are all def 2005 but if not feel free to come admonish me for mixing up djkskd#ill make a 2006 pt 2(bcs ive yet to delve into those archives just yet)#i could probably make a 2005 pt2 honestly bcs i have like uhhhhh...2-3x the amnt of pics here of them!#so yeah lmk if you would like those too :) the grind never stops in terms of deep diving pics#this post kinda makes me wish i made photo highlight posts along w my post-race gifs#also if you want to enquire as to what race/event a specific pic is feel free to drop an ask or dm#fernando alonso#giancarlo fisichella#renault#2005 formula 1#formula 1#f1#formula one#renault nando#fa14#fisico#fisi#we do a little bit of f1
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my uterus hates me so much this month. my period is literally twice as heavy as it usually is on day 2. like wtf
#and my period is usually very heavy as well btw#so this isn’t like. “ooh it’s heavy enough that i need to use the chunky tampons”#this is like “I stood up for one second and blood ran down my leg and into my jeans”#>:/#i use period pants which normally last all day or maybe almost all day. like i might need to change them at 8pm if it’s particularly bad#today they lasted me to 3.30pm.#at least it’s less painful than normal!#and hopefully the extreme heaviness will mean it lasts shorter#FUCK YOU DROPPING PROGESTERONE LEVELS!!! 🖕#i think that’s the hormone that causes menstruation anyway?#might be estrogen. feel like it’s progesterone though
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i’ve had really long hair for pretty much my entire life but recently i decided to chop it allllll off into a more masc style and now i keep discovering new things and also jumpscaring myself
#trousled rambles#my hair only takes an hour to fully dry now!!!! and thats FULLY dry!!!!!!! i have to race to get the leavev-in conditioner on in time!!!!!!!#i dont need to wrap it in a towel after a shower!!!!!!!!!!!#I BARELY EVEN NEED TO COMB OR STYLE IT IF I PART IT WHILE IT'S WET IT JUST STAYS THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I CAN JUST GET OUT OF BED AND ITS FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#oh btw for reference my original hair was about 2.5-3 feet long. now it is just above my chin and layered#the part that's closest to my chin is literally the back where my personal hairdresser sibling would've needed clippers to go shorter#its. a bit of an adjustment
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girl help the hyperfixation’s returned but i already binged all the short angst fics featuring my Mental Illness™ in one night
#i shouldntve done that since i need to be awake today#but fuck if took me like 2 hours very tops to read everything from now to end of april last year what the fuck#also i can see i’m still the only person to have written that typa angst for kyoshi#(this is abt atla btw)#(if u couldn’t tell by my last few rbs lmao)#seriously though guys#my fellow atla fans#(specifically fellow zukka fans bcz it hits hard like that)#can we please write more short angst that caters specifically to my mental illnesses#or idk just whoever’s writing it’s mental illnesses i’m probably not the only one with this problem#i would suggest organising an event but there isn’t rlly a word for “angst/hurt/comfort shorter than 10k notes mental illness centric”#so can we just idk all write more#check my kyoshi fic for what i mean except it’s kinda bad so idk 😭#if someone gave me an idea i’d be down to write it but i don’t have one rn#atla#fanfic#ryan shut the fuck up
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babe wake up dropping my bg3 ocs heights for fun
#rena.txt#zefyr reaches 236cm or smth like that if we count their horns. BABE I NEED TO GET INTO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING#cassandrae is so funny she really saw zefyr and went i need to get obliterated by them. mood#and then we have violante and her two shorter obsessions. actually maybe i should make her even more taller. what about 196cm...#btw i dont believe in the existence of short ppl
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