In the past, you’ve said some things about fruit that were a little uncouth: “when I eat an apple, I’m essentially eating tree sperm.” And what is worse, is that I always see you backstage eating apples.
rj: in the past you’ve said some things about fruit that were a little uncouth. let me read you the quote, i have the direct quote. “when i eat an apple, i’m essentially eating tree sperm.” and what’s worse is that i always see you backstage eating apples!! go do it in a bathroom stall, y’know what i mean???
rj: you ever fuck a vegetable???
bryan: short answer: no. long answer…
rj: we don’t have the time.
bryan: so you should not be consuming those pants.
rj: no! i’m not consuming them like you would an apple.
bryan: i suspect that your ass is consuming the pants.
rj: engage me in some hard earned flaccid talk, go ahead.
bryan: okay, so one of the things that we like to talk about in the locker room is being multi-orgasmic men.
In this oversized issue, Al Ewing, Sergio Davila, CAFU and more pit Eddie Brock against Doctor Doom. As Venom attempts to “borrow” Doom’s time platform, the duo end up in a battle through the ages — including a trip to Midtown High School.
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"Doctor Doom is the most notorious and ambitious super villain in the Marvel Universe – but he’s got something Eddie Brock needs. WHAT COULD IT BE?! And what calamitous circumstance will befall both Doom and Eddie?"
By the sound of it, looks like they'll have to collaborate at some point... just, someone tell Victor to stop messing with the symbiotes: he always ends up making a mess! XD
CAFU brings his iconic style to Venom #17 and beyond!
CAFU brings his iconic style to Venom #17 and beyond! #comics #comicbooks
Starting in March, CAFU joins the symbiote hivemind! The acclaimed artist, who recently signed exclusively with Marvel Comics, will be making Venom his home in 2023, bringing his extraordinary talents to Al Ewing and Ram V’s hit run. Having just wrapped up an incredible run of Iron Man where he expertly tackled both epic cosmic action and Tony’s intense personal dramas, CAFU is the perfect to…
If you’ve been a fan of Al Ewing’s take on Eddie and Dylan Brock in the pages of Venom, prepare yourself for even more spectacular symbiote insanity when Doom gets thrown into the mix!
With artists like Sergio Dávila, Cafu, Ken Lashley, Julius Ohta, the super-sized issue sees Venom making a drastic effort to win the war against Meridius by targeting Doctor Doom! But the gamble could prove too…
mischiefxmanagcd asked: * i can’t listen to 'tomorrow' anymore because it makes me think about you.'
An all too knowing smirk lit up the soft features of Scarlett's face as memories from the first time they'd heard the song together suddenly came flooding back. It was a bittersweet time, and they'd certainly lived their fair share of nights before the inevitable tomorrow, but there was something else she couldn't help but wonder about now that the subject of their tumultuous relationship had been brought to the forefront.
"Do you ever wonder where we might be today, had things been different?" It wasn't an admission Scarlett thought she'd ever actually voice out loud, and especially not to him of all people, but the thought had crossed her mind a time or two ever since she and Bryan had officially gone their separate ways. Had he not already been married, would their relationship actually have stood a real chance? Would they still be together and happy, or would another obstacle come in between them and lead them down the exact same path to where they currently were now?
"Sometimes I wonder what it might look like if you were still here and we had a couple of little ones runnin' around this place." The whole idea of marriage was still extremely tricky, but that didn't mean Scarlett's desire for a family of her own had lessened any. "Things between us might still be incredibly messy right now, but nobody can deny the fact that we'd make beautiful babies together."
“We would definitely make beautiful babies.” He had had that thought on more than one occasion. What if he’d been honest from the start about Kara, instead of lying by omission and just hoping Scarlett would never find out? She hadn’t struck Bryan as the type to be too concerned about marriage, so his already being married wouldn’t have been a problem in that regards.
The simple answer was that Bryan was an idiot. Maybe if he would have recognized his idiocy from the start things would be different. There were many ‘what ifs’ that hung in the air between the couple and he beat himself up every day for ruining what likely would have been the best thing to ever happen to him.
“Do you think we would have made it work? If it was just simple problems between us, I mean. Or would we still end up back where we are now -- broken up, barely even friends?” There was no real way for them to know the answer to that and thinking that things still would have ended badly helped Bryan get over their breakup slightly more easily. // @prettytragcdies