you know what i want?? i want brucie wayne on celebrity Jeopardy. i want to watch bruce wayne lose his mind because he knows the answers but there’s no way that brucie would know (two weeks later the Justice League appears on a soecial episode and Batman wins)

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i want brucie wayne to be unexpectedly great at Jeopardy because his kids all have different interests that give him a way to justify exactly why he knows really absurd and specific bits of information