“ lemme hold that ” || tokyo rev.

mha ver.

pairing: various x gn!reader

warnings: swearing, suggesting language, the word 'dick' said a million times, crack

note: i found the concept too funny to not do a tokyo revengers version - alsoooo i’ve been sleeping on wakasa and izana...yeh we gon fix that moving forward lol hope you enjoy <333

© 2023-2024 anisespice ッ all rights reserved. likes, comments & reblogs much appreciated!

vikings 6x04

- Ivar and little Prince's relationship is cute but weird.  - Bjorn headbutting ole dude and cracking his neck had me weak.  - Lagertha it’s time to be a badass again. Protect your land. Protect your people. Be a responsible person.  - Hvitserk still going through it. Ubbe seeing that his brother needs help and is trying to helo him. He still cares. It’s Ubbe we’re talking about.  - Bjorn is trying to do the right thing. He might be selfish at times but he has his father’s heart.  - Lagertha speaking with her grandchildren. I just have a feeling that something is about to happen.  - Bjorn watch your tongue. You’re making enemies where you shouldn’t.  - Hvitserk really needs help but I did not want to see him throw up.  - I know Ubbe is probably going to get hate for what he did to Hvitserk but I’ve watched my own brother struggled with drug addiction. Sometimes tough love is necessary but doesn’t mean you’re own heart isn’t breaking watching them struggle.  - Ubbe’s heart is breaking. It’s taking everything he has not to cry sending his brother away.  - So Oleg is going to use Ivar?  - Ivar watch what you say. Oleg is more powerful than you.  - Thank God Oleg sees that Ivar is no God but that man went from 0-100.  - Here we go with this fucking dude and his “thinking.” Harald calling Olaf out on his bullshit.  - Elect and anoint a King for all Norway? So now we’re getting into Harald’s storyline ...  - Bjorn is struggling with his Kingship now ... why would he want to be all King of Norway? I feel like Bjorn will agree but after losing this war with the Rus, he’ll leave and anoint King Harald as King of Norway. My guess will happen around episode 8 or 9 and Bjorn won’t come back until the end of 6B.  - LAGERTHA STILL THE BADASS SHE IS. She still kicking ass but obviously a lot slower on her feet due to her age.  - THE FUCKING KIDS? YOU PIECES OF SHIT. - HALI? I KNEW IT. I AM SOBBING. LAGERTHA COMFORTING HER GRANDSON AS HE DIES. FUCK.  - when was the last time we saw Lagertha this emotional?  - Whitehair, you finna fucking die a painful death.  - This is the second child Bjorn lost and Torvi as well.  - my only complaint is why they didn’t send a boat to Kattegat to ask for warriors? Granted would they make it in time? Cause how long did this attack happen after they started making fortifications?  - I’m sorry but is Gunnhild another volva? like Aslaug?  - Ivar visiting Oleg? Is this him showing compassion?  - Oop ... there it is. His real intention. Not compassion.  - So her dream wasn’t the battle that just happened? Another one? Fuck.  - Ubbe ... let Torvi go. You don’t need her here. I know you don’t want to be without her but it's her fucking children.  - Torvi give him another speech and tell him to sit down and shut up!  - Is Torvi going?  - Gunnhild looking pretty as fuck on that horse. What a fucking woman!  - Torvi just fucking go. It’s your children. Ubbe will just have to get over it.  - You stay and fight. You are Vikings. Lagertha is so good with speeches just like Ragnar. Ragnar gets you hype but Lagertha hits you right in the feels.  - “I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE MY BROTHER,” BRB fucking sobbing again. - I knew Olaf was just playing this big fucking game between the two Kings. This is how another war gets started. Olaf used to be interesting, now he’s just fucking annoying. King Harald and Bjorn already have a strained relationship. Let’s add some more tension. 

Understanding the Gen Z Vocabulary

First, I want you to know it’s totally lit to be writing this. Hope nothing that follows feels cringey. Sometimes I can get a little extra. And when we’re not F2F, it’s hard to tell. I’m just hoping it reads fleeky. But trust me, what follows is high-key. TBH, I just hope you don’t throw any shade my way but, instead, will read and wig.

Need a dictionary or, better yet, a translator? You’re not alone. Learning to “talk teen” is a constantly moving target, to be updated (at least) annually. Throw in the increasing use of gifs and memes instead of words, and the challenge only grows.

So here’s a cheat sheet of the latest teen slang and acronyms:

Beef = a disagreement or hostility

BRB = be right back

Bruh = another way of saying "bro" or "brother"

Canceled = done, deleted, finished, blocked on social media

Clout Chaser = someone who tries to latch on to other, more popular people

Clout Demon = a wannabe

Cringey = awkward, uncomfortable, cringe-worthy

Curve = reject someone’s advances

Dead A— = to be completely and honestly serious

Dead = overwhelmed or exhausted

Dime = rating of attractiveness, 10/10

Drip/Drippin = flashy, ostentatious

Extra = over the top

F2F = face to face, meeting in person

Fam = the friends you are closest with

Finna = going to/about to, short for “fixing to”

Fleeky = amazing or great

Glow-up = an incredible transformation

Goals = a lifestyle to strive for

GOAT = greatest of all time, mainly used in sports

High-key = a lot, wanting everyone to know something

It’s lit = cool, awesome, great

I’m weak = something so funny it made you weak

Juice = credibility, respect, can also mean booze or drugs

Kickback = a casual get-together

KMS/KYS = kill myself, kill yourself, used sarcastically

OP = out of pocket, used when something is extreme or offensive

Ratchet = loud, obnoxious, trashy

Saucy = feisty or sassy

Savage = wild or harsh

Shade = trash talk

Shook = shocked, upset

Sips tea = minding your own business

Smash = to hook up, have sex

Squad = your closest group of friends

Straight fire = popular, trendy or awesome

Sus = short for suspect, when something is suspicious or sketchy

TBH = to be honest

Thicc = voluptuous, curvy body (usually a compliment)

Thirsty = wants attention, usually from a specific person

Throw shade = talking badly about a person or thing

Tweaking = high, usually on amphetamines

V = very

Wig = when something crazy or unexpected (good) happens

Woke = enlightened about social issues, originally to describe being aware about racism and police violence

I know. This blog was the GOAT.

-James Emery White Source: “Church and Culture” Vol. 14, No. 68