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kinfort · 5 months
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transhuman machine engineer moodboard with a blue theme for @snazum
(rip from @/tf2-pngs)
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please feel free to ask him questions or interact with him!! a little more about him i didn't list:
this is soldier from the comics and shorts, just my headcanoned version of him.
his lieutenant bites is a racoon plushie
he collects music boxes
he's in a relationship with his team's spy and engineer
he's transferred back and forth between RED and BLU occasionally
he knows nothing about actual politics and kind of just says whatever. he's an anarchist if anything else
he has two guinea pigs named Smith and Wesson, both are girls and he loves them with his whole heart
relations:
arthur/spybot sys (nephews) @emotionally-anxious-spybot - arthur calls him "Jamison"
anne/bloodhound (best friend) @spiritually-stupid-bloodhound - tries to make him a hippie
kolten and hans (colleagues, in-character account manager) @emotionally-inept-medics - keep him under wraps
dr.humboldt (friend, confidant) @physically-vampiric-medic - comforting
illusionist (friend) @emotionally-helpful-illusionist - also very comforting
dexx (friend) @emotionally-creative-rogue - also incites chaos
otto (nephew) @physically-robotic-medic - calls him "Janie"
dell (colleague) @emotionally-enervated-conagher - romantic partner
spy (colleague) @emotionally-composed-spy - rather... close
demo (colleague and best friend) @emotionally-explosive-demoman - a bond thicker than any soup money can buy
talking tag: #soldier's radio
asks tag: #incoming signal
in-character reblog tag: #teleported bread
admin tag: #box's lockbox
arc tags: #zoldier arc, #an old debt, #tacitus traumas arc
here's his references!
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info about admin:
hi!! my name is box. i'm 20 years old, nonbinary (they/them), and i've been in the tf2 fandom for six years now. this soldier interpretation is very much based on myself, as i do kin him, and he's very near and dear to my heart!
i ask that you please do not do any ship content with him as i and a few rp partners are working on a relationship between our muses.
my asks and dms are always open though i ask that you please keep the topic relating to this blog or tf2 in general
text in italics and with proper grammar indicates my traditional roleplaying style, anything otherwise is supposed to be in-character as if soldier himself were posting it.
welcome to my little blog, i hope to get along!
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blue-shiver13 · 8 months
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So I made a tf2 roleplay discord server, if anyone wants they can join!
This server is a RED team centric tf2 roleplay server. This servers application process is a little harsh but that’s because we’re only looking for specific people for roleplay. We are currently looking for people to roleplay the following characters: Scout (blu), Soldier (blu), Pyro (blu), Demoman (red/blu), Engineer (red/blu), Sniper (red/blu), Spy (red/blu), and Miss Pauling
Basic Server DNI Racists, homophobes, transphobes, terfs, radqueer/radinclus, neonazis, nazis, conservatives, asian fetishizers, anti-anti, pedophiles, incest and supporters, MAPs and supporters, proshippers, pro-abuse, pro-ana, endogenic systems and supporters, kins, irls, delusional attachments, anti-furry, rcta/ecta, transracials, nontraumagenic systems
Specific Server DNI People who dont ship the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna People who ship ANYTHING besides the following: Heavy x Medic, Spy x Scouts Mom, Scout x Pauling, Soldier x Zhanna, Scout x Pauling x Fried Chicken Tramp People with the following headcanons: all characters besides Yana are transgender, Miss Pauling is lesbian, Spy or Scout is bi/gay, Spy is feminine, Heavy has a beard
Dm me for the invite
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pridewishes · 2 years
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tf2 for the headcanon thing? doubt you know though lol
we used to have a strong fixation on tf2 in middle school actually and kin from it as well. since it's been a while since we read the comics we won't differentiate between red / blu in comics for now, just the basics, as in the yt video versions
scout - trans masc bi (he/him)
soldier - gay (he/him)
pyro - nonbinary / agender ace bi (or lesbian)
demoman - nonbinary bisexual (he/they)
heavy - trans masc gay (he/him)
engineer - trans gay (he/she/they)
medic - nonbinary aromantic gay (he/she/they/it)
sniper - nonbinary gay (he/they)
spy - genderfluid bisexual (any)
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system-stims · 2 years
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X-X-X-X-🏜-X-X-X-X
Engineer
Can I get an Engineer TF2 stimboard? Preferably Blu!Engineer from the comics! With themes of cowboy/western and if you can mechanical/building stuff? Ty!
Singlets and Kins can reblog but do not clown. Read our dni before interacting.
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faggotri · 4 years
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callout post for myles @blu-engineer
he kins scout tf2 which is mad problematic for reasons also he didnt like my post about the jurgenleitnerwetasspussy and thomasjeffersonwetasspussy urls
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curtissss!!!! question- do you kin with a specific COLOR scout or is it just him as a whole?
Oh, ok, funny question, that is. So, to be ultra super duper thorough cause Kankri habits, I kin both Red and Blu Scout, Demoman, Medic and Pyro. And otherwise, I kin Red Spy and Blu Engineer. I'm questioning Heavy both ways cause I dunno if I kin him at all yet. So yea.
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Curtis, mix shift [Kankri Vantas + Jeremy "Scout"]
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mikiruma · 5 years
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please explain who engie is. i know nothing about tf2 and i would like to know about him + any special kin memories you have regarding him. u have no choice but to infodump.
no choice huh........
(@ future me add a cut here)
engineer's one of the playable characters in tf2, his schtick is building stuff to help others in battle, ie teleporters bringing teammates closer to goals, sentries to deal damage, and dispensers to heal teammates & resupply their ammo. the game calls him a defensive class, but imo the most fun engineer players to watch are the ones who go out of their way to terrorize the other team by playing offensively. (who knew the smallest sentry you could build could also be SO TERRIFYING)
as a character hes pretty neat imo, like a mad scientist but he tinkers more with machines than humans. a lot of his blueprints were actually adapted from ones his grandfather made. the last name 'conagher' carries quite a bit of weight in tf industries (specifically blu but im not abt to step into that territory..) also hes got like what? 14 phds? so hes kind of a menace. o yea he built his robot hand (the gunslinger) too.
also i just think its neat that outside work hes just this quiet old dude who would play u a tune on his guitar and buy u a drink for the hell of it and probably end up being ur best friend after talking for 5 minutes. i think ppl comparing him to a golden retriever arent so far off also important to note hes texas so as you can imagine, hes basically cowboy. he says yeehaw. so much. im sobbing please learn a new word
uhh what else..... canon he works with medic on experiments and stuff (expiration date short, gargoyles & gravel comic, more hopefully) so thats always Super Nice. also since i found the true meaning comic earlier and reread that i got to experience him reading a (VERY team fortress 2) christmas story to pyro (another good character) and god please i know the games abt shooting people but i want more interactions like THAT between the mercs..... just. lay down have some tea
uhh memories!!! uhh hmm well i was a fan of getting the gunslinger to work!! or its first incarnation!!! sure what preceded was... not fun but in the end i had a cool ass robot arm that functioned way better than my original. the *ultimate* upgrade... until i redesigned it later to current game canon. oh on the topic of buildings my sentries were basically my lil buddies!! id have a level 1 keepin me company in my workshop if nobody else was botherin me and its so weird now thinking abt a gun that likes pets but like. gun dog. obv the ones in battle werent like that bc i would be even more upset when they were destroyed but like. i still said hi to them kygjsnd
also if medic and i were staying up way too late workin on somethin id bring tea.. depending on how late it was and what we were doin id maybe wild out and add sugar bc dang it ur not texan if u dont have sweet tea. also i made 2 way teleporters for his lab and my workshop so we could send each other stuff. sometimes the other mercs would send weird shit thru the teleporters. scout sat on one without noticing it and he flipped his shit when he materialized 2 inches from me. good times
*clutches chest* CHRIST that was a lot anyway dont forget to like and subscri
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pyrouk-blog · 7 years
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Right now, I’m looking for RED Engie (familiar with letting Pyro sleep in your room + making a cot/sleeping area for him especially) and RED Sniper (familiar with saving Pyro from drowning + seeing his face/body) so if you are those people or remember those things happening (or even if you know somebody that does!!) please send me a message. I really want to meet them again. (I'm not 100% sure if I've found my blu engie yet,,,, but if you remember being friendly with me during matches, especially during MvM, shoot me a message!!)
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thetragicprince · 7 years
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tf2 kin stereotypes
foreword: red is inherently more cursed than blu
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scout: either chill but kinda depressed or just an asshole. all blu scouts ive met were pretty cool tho. likely to have adhd (i do!) also there’s so many of us. scout rush.
soldier: ive met like 2 soldiers yall r pretty neat tho. nice guys.
pyro: most pyros are Blessed. friendly n love to help n make people happy. love yall.
demo: where yall at??? ive known like one demo and not well enough to write out a stereotype
heavy: blessed. infinitely blessed. there arent enough of you guys
engineer: usually on the older side (which around kin circles is 18-20), likely to be in some sort of science major in college already. also, yall are great. every engie i’ve met has been pleasant.
medic: heavily cursed. let’s face it yall theres some cursed medics out there.
sniper: snipers are like the second most common tf2 kin and so varied i can’t really think of an overarching stereotype. sniper radiates a lil bit of cursed energy to me so i guess theres that? just a little tho
spy: likely to be a bit of a dick. i might just be bitter though. fuck u spy stop backstabbing me.
miss pauling: pauling is a blessed character, some pauling kins im kinda. side-eyes.
the classics: only classics ive met were both c. pyro and they were chill. all the rest except c.medic are Heavily Cursed. i cant imagine anyone being kin with most of them.
SAXTON HALEEEEEEE: where are you
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canonhollers · 5 years
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I'm Red Spy looking for the whole Red Team. I found a Sniper but he was on Blu and I found my wife/Blu Scout's mom but she had Red Scout (she wore the blue outfit). Red Medic and I were basically brothers in everything but blood. I did eventually become a good dad towards Scout. Scout and I invited his mom to live with us on base and she came then was the team mom with Engineer, I married her eventually. Blu Team or some of them were clones of Red. Looking for 18+ and no system mates who are kin
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build-em-up · 7 years
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Script is held in hand and while gaze slide across words on the page he can feel eyes rolling in their sockets at the absurdity of it. Pages and pages of absolute drivel generalizing their everyday battles, fashioning them such theatrical flair that it could only be the work of the long since buried spindly Director. While the title of the thick manuscript may read ‘Rule Guide’ it was little more than promotional nonsense for the future predecessors somehow made even more ridiculous. Rule guide. As if this endless war came so neat and tidy as to come with a set of solid rules. Retirement was a long shot away, a stretch that seemed too far out of sight yet here they were called to a ceasefire to film… this. What to do when coming face to face with a rival teammate in the future and the consequences of friendship.
He hardly represses a scoff, glancing at the prop to the side a cardboard sentry. 
The camera was set up across from the pair a light harshly blinking red recording the two (though he wondered if it was really Her watching them even now). The Engineer shuffles weight from one foot to the other setting sheet aside then to kin. His voice is flat, plastic and he lifts a hand heavily.
“Howdy, y’all it’s me th’ BLU Engineer rootin…” A sigh. No one in Texas spoke like this he can feel visage closing in a grimace, “tootin’ gun hootin’ problem wrangler of th’ West. Yee haw! Figure I’ll go make some friends, y’all… there’s a RED right there! Well Howdy–doo.” 
In the most ridiculous and stereotypical way he moseys to Doll feeling more and more ridiculous each passing second. He lowers his voice to a whisper when he’s near, “Alright Doll, y’know what happens next?”Traitorous BLU gets punched by dashing RED. 
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sicklyimmortal-blog · 7 years
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[ Subject: RED Spy ] A body language can easily define ones relationship with those interacted. When one has their arms crossed or kept to embrace themselves during a conversation, as a certain BLU Medic was currently doing to him, it meant that they were uncomfortable, anxious, or even feeling insecure with the others presence. The mirror opposite form of the previous body language would be when their arms are folded behind their back, for example: the previously stated subject’s bodily actions towards a c e r t a i n American mercenary , this meant that they were expressing a high level of comfort and even s u b m i s s i o n towards the other. I N T E R E S T I N G … In the RED team, the Spy was infamous for having short-term relationships. The relationships ranged from intimate to simple friendships. His fellow teammates were either scared of him or hated him for what he was: a liar, backstabber, and supposedly a selfish man. Truth be told, everyone in the RED team was like this, at least within Spy’s eyes they were--anti-social, homicidal, narcissists. Spy was always surrounded by these types of men, which didn’t help with the Base he was assigned to. The Cold Front was one of the most isolated bases compared to those of Badlands and Teufort. There was not a single town nearby full of recreational shops for the mercenaries of both RED and BLU to unwind their bitterness from the field. The only form of a recreational shop they had was a small bar which was built by the BLU and RED Engineer. They both made profit, 50/50, and sold their own brew and other forms of universally common beverages. Machines operated everything inside the bar: the servers, bartenders, and cleaners, but the mercenaries from both of the teams were content to have a place to drink and take a break from the bloodbaths they were profiting to carry on by the maleficent Redmond Mann and Blutarch Mann. Money is still money, it wasn’t as though that their death were permanent. This is where it all began. The bar. … The first time Spy saw the BLU Medic, he expected him to hold the same personality as his RED counterpart; however, that instantly changed when he observed the man march towards the slumbering BLU Sniper in the corner of the bar and scolded him for skipping his monthly check-up. Check-up? His Medic did not even want to heal him on the field. Check-up was out of the question. The Sniper lazily woke up and was dragged out of the bar by the BLU Medic so that the so called “check-up” could commence. The BLU Medic didn’t seem old, from the first glance he seemed to be in his mid 30’s. He had ebony hair and blue eyes, just like the RED Medic. The only difference between the two was age, personality, and their ethnicity; the RED Medic being of German descent and the BLU Medic being of British descent. Spy didn’t understand why he began to pick an interest towards the BLU Medic, but it must have been the fact that he was human. … [ Subject: BLU Medic ] A person’s eyes is one of the easiest way to define their relationship with those interacted. When one avoided eye contact, it meant deceit, discomfort, or uncertainty. When they were in direct contact, it meant honesty, comfort, or certainty. These would be common way to determine ones relationship or even objective, but when it came to Spies, everything became a mystery game. Medic already has had problems with the BLU Spy for lying through his teeth about his health. The x-ray prints he provided him turned out to be not the Spy’s and it had ended with him forcing the Frenchman to take one in his own med bay. There were eye contacts, confidence in his tone, and it was all an act, in which Spies were notorious known to be. He hated Spies due to this very reason: d e c e i t. Everyone besides the Spy was very honest within the BLU Base, but Spy’s lies and bother escalated when Medic began to get closer to the BLU Soldier. It was not that Medic was interested in the Soldier, it was merely the fact that the man injured himself quite regularly enough for him to tend to him at a daily rate. Soldier was also one the most honest man he knew in the BLU Base. There was no filter and he held little to no intention of deceiving the Medic. … “Aha~ Soldier at the rate of your injuries I might have to marry you to make sure you’re safe.” “What? Doc! We can’t get married. You can’t have children. I know I can’t have children. Right? Or can I? Besides! Marrying would be impossible without the birth of next of kin!” “…aha…forgive me…um…it was merely a joke.” There was a slight pang resonating from within his heart and tone, “…I meant it as a j o k e.” “Oh! HAHA! Of course! I didn’t know you had some funny bones in you!” “Haha…of course I do! I would be a bitter man if I didn’t have fun in one way or another…with my…patients…” Medic’s eyes avoided the Soldiers, fearing that he would see through his rather transparent fibbing. The sudden pain in his heart was confusing to him, but it only strengthened when he realized that he was avoiding Soldier’s eyes. What in the world is wrong with me? … This is when Medic began to realize that something was indeed wrong with him whenever he was near Soldier. He tested this while he was with the Engineer, whom shared most of his leisure times. There were not any discomforts or pain resonating from his chest. He tested this curiosity with every mercenary within the BLU Base, except the Spy. The outcomes were normal and he wondered why Soldier was the only one he felt strange to be around. This also only started after Soldier had commented on his joke. Medic stared at his chamomile tea, watching the steam rise from calm. He was baffled with his own reaction towards his fellow teammate, and wondered if something was wrong with him. He wanted to get closer and comfortable with the Soldier again. He didn’t want to feel this strange form of pain. It spiked up his anxiety because he wasn’t familiar with this sort of situation and wanted to mend it away. There is a way, there always is a way. But, you can’t venture down that road; at least, not again. The calm tea rippled as Medic’s finger flinched at his own chain of memories. He felt his right eye twitch from the unwanted familiarity and came back to his med-bay upon feeling the breeze upon the nape of his neck. The breeze came with its familiar partner in crime, the smell of tobacco. “I do believe that your check-up isn’t for another week or so.” Medic muttered as he then reached over and finally took a sip of his now lukewarm tea. His eyes bored into the tea before setting it down and watching the BLU Spy appear from the smoke emitted from the uncloaking. There was a smile upon the Frenchman’s face as he sat, leaning against the table, “Mon ami, I am not here for my check-up. I’m here to merely check-up on you.” The Spy’s tone was mocking him, and Medic knew that Spy had been watching him since his last meeting with the Soldier. When was that again? “It has been two days since you and ze…Soldier had truly conversed. Did your j o k e cause a fracture between your friendship?” Pang. It was all a bit sudden, but Medic found himself with his ears ringing while his tea was slowly infusing into Spy’s balaclava. His hand was resting over his chest as it was trying to calm the beating heart as it was begging to be free and out from behind the chest cavity. There was shortness in his breath as it then slowly began to dawn on him of his unprofessional action. Thankfully, the tea had been lukewarm. Spy’s blue eyes slowly revealed as he glanced over at the emotionally stressed Medic. It was confident, and made him feel small as his breath shook from the rush of adrenaline. “Get out of my office.” There was no hint of worry in Medic’s voice. He knew that Spy wasn’t hurt from his actions, at least not from what he observed. There wasn’t a single word from Spy as he then casually leaned away from the table and exited the med-bay, as he closed the door he muttered, “S'il vous plait, mon ami.” The teacup shattered into hundreds of pieces as it smashed onto the med-bay’s door. The mocking tone, the high and mighty stand, if one thing was clear in Medic’s mind it was that he detested Spy with every cell in and on his body. …
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TF2Jam - Fanfic so far
Working Title: No Quick-Fix for the Common Cold
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Each and every mercenary, RED or BLU, had signed an ironclad contract before commencing their indefinite period of service at Fortress Industries. Each sheaf of paper was exceedingly long, riddled with fine print, and had contingencies for every situation; and they did mean EVERY situation. From everyday battle procedures and expectations; through to clauses concerning unanticipated, supernatural, or permanently-fatal events. It also guaranteed specific wages, terms of activating emergency leave, and annual holiday allocations.
Given the diversity of the gathered personnel, it was fair to say that only holidays of significant religious or international importance were granted to the teams, via their generally tight-fisted employers. As such, many American-based holidays, such as the fourth of july and thanksgiving, tended to be celebrated on base with teammates… rather than with family or non-mercenary friends.
Not that all the men, or Pyro, had the option to take advantage of permitted leave time. At the most, allocated holiday periods provided exactly one week of leave. Meaning, in layman’s terms, that a team member had to make it from base, to their designated and pre-approved location, then back again... all within the space of seven days. While some could catch flights or trains to their destinations within a reasonable amount of time, to ensure festivities with family and friends alike, many international mercenaries could not.
There were many reasons, of course. Heavy was unable to return to see his family without significant travel time and infiltration techniques being required; as he was still a wanted man, for escaping the Gulags. Likewise, Medic was entirely disinclined to return to Germany during holidays; and if questioned he would respond that there was no one waiting at home for him, save perhaps the authorities, who took a dim view of his medical methods of revenge against former oppressors.
Engineer often took Pyro home with him, for the holidays; he and the firebug had a good rapport going on, and it seemed the arsonist behaved well enough around the Texan’s family to be allowed to stay. Mask and suit on, as always. Otherwise they might have had to stay on base with the others; as, like Soldier, they did not technically have anywhere else to go, or anyone waiting for them. As it stood, Engineer was still working on trying to get the violently american military man to come and stay at his ranch, during the holiday season; because staying on base all the time had to get boring.
Demoman tended to aim to go home for the longer holiday periods; otherwise the trip simply wasn’t worth it. Sometimes he’d drag one of the others along, and they’d come back talking about whatever insane adventure they’d been on. More than once, they’d returned to base battered, bruised and sporting some evidence of a supernatural battle. More recently, his favoured companion was Sniper; whom the Scotsman knew for a fact, had neither home nor kin, and was in sore need of a change of scenery given everything that had happened in the last little while.
Scout, on the other hand, was almost always off like a shot whenever a holiday arose. The kid of the group had his mother, seven older brothers, six sisters-in-law, one older brother’s ‘live-in-not-boyfriend’, and a truly obscene amount of nieces and nephews to go see. Even the fact that Spy periodically turned up and interjected himself into the scenario of organised entropy, often stealing the majority of Scout’s mother’s attention, was not enough to dampen the runner’s spirits in relation to festivities and familial interactions.
He’d rush off for the earliest flight available, and explode back onto base a hair’s breadth before midnight on the last day; gushing about everyone at home, and showering the rest of the mercenaries in candid polaroid pictures whether they wanted to see them or not.
All the travelling involved never seemed to dampen his enjoyment of the situation; and he’d remain highly energised for the foreseeable future, which tended to turn the tide of battles in their favour.
Even if it made mornings far more unbearable for their night-owl inclined mercenary members. No one wants to be the target of that much perky before they’ve had their coffee of a morning; least of all Sniper, who often bore the brunt of it, given his ability to make noncommittal noises of vague affirmation in all the right moments whether he was listening to the verbal deluge or not.
Still, it was an anticipated event. Something familiar you could set your Mann Co. watch by.
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This year, however, when Christmas had rolled around; everything had been different.
The members of RED had only just been officially rehired by Fortress Industries after… all that Australium nonsense, just a few weeks before Thanksgiving; which meant they’d all spent the holiday together, slightly awkwardly trying to slip back into the familiar rhythms of camaraderie and cohabitation. Which had not been quite as easy as anticipated.
It wasn’t the slightly-singed turkey dinner that did it, however; but through the intervention of the perpetually-jovial-or-no-god-will-save-you Engineer, something close to cohesion was beginning to gel the RED team back together.
Though everything was still a bit awkward between them all; just as it had been back when being a team of mercenary roommates was new, unfamiliar and untested. It seemed so long ago, and yet here they were again.
Where there was once a pattern of behaviours that melded together and let each mercenary live their eccentricities in harmony with other team members; there was now a vague entropy, with clashes and conflicts caused by the returning REDs all trying to readapt to base life. Although many were still stuck in the behaviours they’d developed when away. Not all of them particularly pleasant to bear witness to, either.
Sniper kept accidentally sleeping half the day, due predominantly to the time differential between hemispheres, and then trying to shower at the time Spy usually claimed the bathroom; resulting in a loud altercation every single morning at 4am. Soldier, on the other hand, was back to his five am wake-up calls and drills; much to everyone’s frustrations. Engineer would spend all night awake, clanking away at some invention or other, completely forgetting he wasn’t in his own sound-proofed lab at home; and often got quite riled up when confronted about it by the sleep-deprived mercenaries. He tended to back down if you produced a sleepy Pyro or Scout, who tended to have that air of sad vulnerability about them when they were overtired. The other mercenaries found it rather adorable, in all honesty; but they valued their lives enough not to mention it.
Heavy wasn’t talking much anymore, trodding about stoically as if having such small amenities once more was entirely beneath him after the robust, mann-sized utilities of his homeland. Similarly abnormal was the manner in which Medic was uncharacteristically isolating himself from the others. Not a single word of future experiments, or mandatory physicals, had passed the man’s lips in casual conversation or during dinner conversations. In fact, he barely deigned to be present.
Something was wrong between the pair, but no one else knew quite how to come at the situation tactfully; without being shot down before they’d uttered the first syllable. So far, the unspoken majority felt that Spy would eventually get around to dealing with it eloquently, or through blackmail… whatever worked.
Pyro was turning everything and anything they could get their hands on, into glorious flames. Usually at some absurd time of day or night, when someone would have to drop everything to find an extinguisher in time. The scent of charred surfaces and fabrics seemed to permeate the base; and you never knew when you’d roll over and wake up to that eerie gas mask just staring at you, silently.
It had taken ages for them to get used to Pyro seeking someone out for comfort, late at night, before; and now it was almost impossible, given the six months wherein none of them had had such a concerning nocturnal visitor. The biggest concern was not actually waking up when Pyro sought you out… as the arsonist tended to try to get your attention by setting sheets aflame.  It was causing some tension in the ranks; when what little sleep they could grab, was ended by the crackle and pop of your uvet going up in smoke.
In fact, the only two that seemed closest to normal functioning, bar the occasional sleep deprivation, were the Demoman and Scout.
The former was not drinking, and actually spent significant time in the training rooms trying to work himself out of the despondent complacency he’d developed at home; while jobless and facing the perpetual scorn of his mother. It had not been easy.
Demo was the one who tried to keep the peace while the transition was ongoing. Perhaps trying a little too hard, as he’d often end up exhausted after defusing small spats and squabbles all day long. Honestly, the only major frustration for many of the other mercenaries, was that the man tended to hog the television most nights; although it wasn’t Demo’s fault that his favourite serial just so happened to clash with the Star Trek schedule.
After much debate, RED decided that they would simply have to buy a second television next time someone went into town.
On the other hand, Scout, having spent far too much time in an enclosed cell with Spy, had taken to expressing his newfound freedom in the only way that could possibly piss off the entire team simultaneously… leaving his possessions haphazardly all over the RED complex. Certainly, that was annoying; but most managed to rein in the impulse to throttle the fast-talking, Bonk!-swilling runner, because not a single other man could fault the kid.
They could, however, get annoyed when the Bostonian’s insomnia saw the brat practicing his baseball swing at two in the morning; when all else were abed and trying hard to catch some shuteye. He could usually be dealt with easily enough; a pan of warm milk should do it, but if that fails… there’s always the pan itself, as Spy had taken to subtly threatening.
Scout and Spy tended to make certain they were as far from one another as possible, and it suited everyone rather well. However, when they met up or came to verbal blows over a disagreement… it was rather explosive. No real change there.
Of course, people still clashed over common tasks, like whose turn it was to cook a meal or do the laundry. Who was responsible for the care and feeding of the homeless warlock in their dumpster, which teammates were on raccoon-sitting duty, who should have vacuumed the loungeroom for stray bullet shells, which person was responsible for helping Medic hose down his experiment room, and so on. Some were resolved quickly, but other little tasks had caused minor wars as most mercenaries tried to avoid the responsibilities being handed out.
In short, the return had not been easy.
Small concessions and agreements tended to be made in order to facilitate some miniscule degree of harmonious functionality, as they all readjusted to a formerly familiar situation. Rosters were drawn up, chores and incentives doled out generously; with punishments sparingly provided and enforced only upon repeat offenders, and the like.
Slowly, things had begun to return to an even keel.
Thanksgiving had been a pivotal turning point for them all, as a team; as the mercenaries had finally had a chance to assist in the preparation of a meal, and relax as they enjoyed it. No pressure, no expectations, just dinner in the company of your coworkers-slash-roommates; a family of murderers all carving the same turkey, and telling bad jokes, until everyone was too stuffed to even leave the table. There were some fantastic candid pictures of the event that Spy was refusing to give up, so Pyro could burn them… in the name of dignity.
Such cohesion, brought on by the holiday spirit of ‘togetherness’ and ‘family’ and all things equally saccharine, had really helped to settle things down. Which was the main reason as to why there had been such significant hesitation in many a member, not a month later, when it came to the concept of travelling home for the upcoming Smissmas holiday. Battles had yet to resume, as Miss Pauling was still trying to track down a few elusive members of BLU team; but at the very least, the REDs had become a more formidable group in their absence.
For many REDs, leaving to see family when those left behind on base could not, or had no one they could visit with, just felt plain wrong… after all the team-building they’d done in the last little while.
Those who usually remained on base took to arguing that it was fine for their teammates to leave; would not their families miss them otherwise? It was not as if those who remained would be alone, after all. Besides, they could revive a few secretive festive activities that the REDs had created in years past, for those who stayed on-base.
Still, Engineer, Demo and Scout hesitated. Forcing the others to raise the stakes from calm reassurance, to cajoling, through blatant arguments, and then onto low-level threats; just to get the men to realise they were not breaking up the team, by taking a trip home to see their families.
That settled, plans were made in rather rapid succession afterwards. Engineer whisked the Pyro off to Bee Cave, Demo had plane tickets for Sniper and himself within the hour, and Scout had spent more than half his allotted packing time… pacing about trying to think of a good excuse for where he’d been the last six months. After all, he’d promised his Ma he’d  come straight home after the teams disbanded, and only just sent word that they’d all been rehired by their original firm. There was a significant amount of time unaccounted for that she would definitely demand an explanation for; legal adult, or no.
It was a tad unusual, given his normal method of egress for the holidays; but then, it had been quite the odd year, for all of them. Heavy had had to literally carry the rambling runner out, and toss both batter and bag into the awaiting taxi; before Scout talked himself out of going for the third time in the last fifteen minutes. The Russian gave a cursory wave and trudged inside, as Scout’s journey home began.
Those who remained by choice, necessity or practicality, began to deck the base in familiar accoutrements. Unearthing ornaments and aged alcohols, records and recipe books from dusty storage boxes buried in the furthest depths of Engineer’s workshop; beginning the ritualistic transition of the base, from everyday accommodation to holiday home.
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Twas the day after Smissmas, and all through the base, there were grenades used as baubles and so too, cans of mace. Streamers were everywhere, mercenaries were stuffed full, and those who were awake did not care to think on how midnight signalled the end of the holiday period for them. Those who remained were content that their Smissmas-on-base festivities had been recreated successfully this year around; even if it could have been slightly more lively, had more mercenaries stayed.
Of course, that did not mean the the returning were greeted with any less frivolity and delight, than usual.
First to arrive, obscenely early from the perspectives of the partiers, was REDs’ resident arsonist and inventor duo; fresh from Bee Cave, and exceptionally chipper. They were immediately forgiven for the somewhat-loud intrusion when it was revealed that the Engineer had brought several homebaked items to share. Equally as bright from their holiday adventure, the Pyro was excitedly mumbling a story at whichever teammate would listen; something about a new flamethrower designed by Engineer’s daughter, it seems. BLU Spy was in for a horrifying treat when battle recommenced.
Demo, on the other hand, strode in mid-afternoon with a crate filled to the brim with various clinking glass bottles; making a discordant cacophony of sound with the Scotsman’s every movement. He was beaming widely as Sniper slouched in behind him, the head of some paranormal creature dangling from a hand; and a well-utilised bottle from the other.
The New Zealander was laughing almost as hard as Demo, as they explained how they’d tracked down the Yowie through several swamps and eventually cornered the bugger in an abandoned playground. Thing was, the way Demo told it, the ruddy thing had given them the right runaround; utilising the equipment and trying to escape in zany, bordering on ridiculous, ways. Apparently, the Scotsman had pictures… which Sniper immediately confiscated, thus making them all the more desireable to the remainder of their base-bound teammates.
After the initial uproar of reintegration, intoxication, and subsequent retellings of the most interesting tidbits from their vacations; everyone seemed to settle down once more, shifting back into everyday mode. As per the roster, Heavy went to begin dinner preparations; and those who had just returned decided to use the lull to put their things away, as the others lounged about on various soft surfaces. Not yet ready to deal with full-on reality just yet, still somewhat entrenched in their post-Smissmas feast food comas.
By the time the sky was dark enough for a blanket of stars to shine through, the smell of something meaty and well-spiced was winding its way through the base and enticing many a hungry mercenary to congregate in the dining area. Though, the Russian warned, it may take a while longer to roast their evening meal to perfection. No one argued with the man, because he was always right when it came to cooking meat; and knew, intrinsically, just the right way roast things, to send the team into a slavering frenzy of rumbling stomachs at even the slightest whiff.
No one minded that dinner would be a while off yet, not overmuch anyway.
In fact, in the interim, eyes began to glance curiously towards the singular clock in the room, and talk turned to when their last member would return to the fold. Which swiftly devolved into bets being laid, as  per usual, on exactly how close to midnight the errant Scout would arrive back on base. Previous years had seen him race in with mere seconds to spare; and others, with more than four or five minutes. It was always an interesting thing to wager on.
However, all thoughts of the annual gamble faded as delicious fare was placed upon the table before them; and those present took the opportunity to compliment Heavy on the meal, some more emphatically than perhaps was necessary. Though he seemed to enjoy all praise provided on his hard work. Indeed, rarely did the Russian cook such grand fare given how limited their evenings often were, but when he did... it was always a dish that the mercenaries would recall with fondness for years to come.
So enthralled by this feast were the men and Pyro of RED, that most almost entirely missed the realisation that they had all lost their bets in one fell swoop. Not but a few moments to eight o’clock in the evening, who should trudge uncharacteristically quietly past the dining room, but the Scout?
His footsteps barely made a sound, expression dazed and skin pale; Demo would have thought him a figment of his normally over-intoxicated imagination, had Sniper not elbowed him in the side and asked if he’d seen the kid too.
There was no verbal explosion, or torrent of photographs, or… well, anything.
Scout didn’t even seem to register the room full of people who were all slowly turning to stare at him. At least, until someone called out his class-name, startling the runner so badly he actually dropped his bag.
“Ye alright, laddie?” Demo broached, gently.
“Y-yeah, I’m fine.” comes the stuttered response, not allaying fears whatsoever.
The Scot shares a knowing glance with Engineer before trying again. “Are ye sure? Cause, no offence, boyo, but ye look like death herself decided to half-ass the job and come back for the rest of ye later.”
He’s vaguely waved off, and Scout mutters, “Long flight, that’s all.”
Seeing the topic is closed, the demolitions expert switches tact. “Well then boyo, everything okay at home?”
Scout snorts, winces, and lets out a wheezy chuckle. “Oh, yeah, sure. Ma weren’t happy about the whole jail thing, but I told her Spy wa gonna explain, so that’s fine… seriously, it was a long flight and I think I’m gonna go ta bed.”
Now that WAS unusual.
Eyes that normally studiously avoided the German, all turned to look pointedly at Medic. He’d already laid down his cutlery, frowning after the runner, as if trying to diagnose him from his place at the table.
“You are all terrible at subtlety,” he jests, rising from his seat. No one laughs, he hasn't earned that degree of trust back, just yet. He raises an eyebrow. “Do I need a chaperone with me to safeguard zhe junge?”
The Russian seated to the physician’s left scowls, waving a hand dismissively without making eye contact. “Nyet, just go.”
“As you wish, Herr Heavy.” Medic sighs, abandoning his delectable dinner in favour of chasing down his most reluctant of patients.
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Quietly, the man longs for how simple things had been before; how easily his teammates had finally seen past the frightening surgeon and his bonesaw, once they realised that that was not the be-all and end-all of his personality. They had laughed at his jokes, once.
Maybe, one day, they would do so again.
Trust was easily shattered, so fragile. So hard to piece back together.
Medic was a patient man, however, and he would glue the shards back together no matter how long it took. And this small act of fulfilling his role, of helping their youngest in his time of need, would certainly have some sway on their opinions, ja?
Catching himself, Medic shakes his head vigorously, sneering at the thought. How had it come to this? Thinking of using his most basic professional abilities to curry favour with the other mass-murderers on his team? The men, and Pyro, he had come to trust above all else… and who no longer thought him worthy after his… defection?
What would they say if they realised where his mind went, when they asked him to provide aid to the ill?
Medic sighs, glasses skewing as he rubs at tired eyes. Everything had been going so well, he thought… the Smissmas festivities were good, and no one had excluded him…
Betrayal does not have a sell-by date, however, and there is a chance that it shall never be wiped clean; no matter the fact he had single-handedly conquered death and brought Sniper back from the brink. He had sided with their enemies, and smiled as the Kiwi had been shot.
That was the image they retained. His grin, and Sniper bleeding to death in waist-high sea water as a cave crashed down around them.
So mired in his thoughts, Medic failed to notice that he had already made it to his room. The fact the door was slightly ajar made him pause, however; giving the odd impression that someone else had been here already… most likely Spy. The man had yet to show himself from wherever the Frenchman was skulking on base, nursing his hangover with equally-unhealthy cigarettes.
Sighing, Medic decides he just doesn’t care and sets about locating his old medical bag. It was stashed in here somewhere…
To be perfectly honest, he wasn’t entirely sure where. The infirmary was well-stocked, and the majority of injuries could be cured utilising the various mediguns; he had not had to use his more common medical items, much less his archaic set received after graduating, in such a long time that clearly they’d been misplaced.
He could, of course, head to the infirmary for an additional set… but it was so very far away, and the German was tired. Frustrated at the fruitless search, Medic huffs and resists the urge to stomp his foot like a kind would; but only just.
Instead, he startles at the quiet cough somewhere in the general vicinity, as a bag clunks metallically at his feet.
Medic brightens immediately. “Herr Spy, I vould kiss you if I could find you!”
There is a faint sound of amusement. “Zen I do believe I will stay ‘idden for ze time being, Docteur. In anycase, I believe you ‘ave a patient in need of seeing to.”
Neither say anything further, as Medic scoops up the bag, and the invisible espionage agent continues to fill the Doctor’s room with the vague scent of clove cigarettes. When he leaves, Medic makes certain the door is slightly ajar… to which, faint laughter can be heard issuing forth from the seemingly-empty room.
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Thoughts?
It’s not done or even close, but it is 4am and I defs should not have played tf2 until 1am before starting this... it will be a sick-fic and character interaction study, sort of. 
The idea for this was something i dreamt up prior to #6 coming out, btw. So none of that features.
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Intro for Kins and Such.
Hello! This just happens to be a little kin blog I started up for myself. Kins and ID’s will be below the cut.
I will be taking aesthetic/mood board requests so long as they aren’t nsfw! By nsfw, I mean the following:
- sexual - explicit gore - substance abuse
Aaaaand now to my kins. They’ll be separated by fandom and will contain the tag i will use for each of them. Feel free to ask about any of them or ask about specifics! :)
Dead by Daylight/Slasher Films:
- Laurie Strode (Sole Survivor.me) - Quentin Smith (Pharmacy.me) - Michael Myers (Very faint so....yeah you won’t be seeing a lot about him. Will be tagged as Shape.me) - Dwight Fairfield (Leader.me)
Homestuck:
- Roxy Lalonde (Voided.me) - Meenah Peixes (Royalty.me) - (Kinsidering) Nepeta Leijon (will probably be tagged as Ships.me)
Pokemon:
- RSE!Archie (Aqua.me)
Don’t Starve:
- Wilson P. Higgsbury (Scientist.me) - Maxwell (Very faint as well. Will be tagged as Dapper.me)
Team Fortress 2:
- Blu Engineer (Dispenser.me) - Blu Soldier (Rockets.me) - Blu Medic (Syringe.me)
Detroit: Become Human
- Connor/RK800 (Coin Tricks.me)
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[Mostly unedited. Btw. Not sure if it’ll make the deadline, but I’ll keep writing it anyway. I should have started when the clock did but no... I am a born procrastinator] Chapters 1 & 2. Also tumblr removed all the italics???
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No Quick-Fix for the Common Cold
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Chapter 1: Deck the Halls, Interrogate the Smissletoe
Each and every mercenary, RED or BLU, had signed an ironclad contract before commencing their indefinite period of service at Fortress Industries. Each sheaf of paper was exceedingly long, riddled with fine print, and had contingencies for every situation; and they did mean EVERY situation. From everyday battle procedures and expectations; through to clauses concerning unanticipated, supernatural, or permanently-fatal events. It also guaranteed specific wages, terms of activating emergency leave, and annual holiday allocations.
Given the diversity of the gathered personnel, it was fair to say that only holidays of significant religious or international importance were granted to the teams, via their generally tight-fisted employers. As such, many American-based holidays, such as the fourth of july and thanksgiving, tended to be celebrated on base with teammates… rather than with family or non-mercenary friends.
Not that all the men, or Pyro, had the option to take advantage of permitted leave time. At the most, allocated holiday periods provided exactly one week of leave. Meaning, in layman’s terms, that a team member had to make it from base, to their designated and pre-approved location, then back again... all within the space of seven days. While some could catch flights or trains to their destinations within a reasonable amount of time, to ensure festivities with family and friends alike, many international mercenaries could not.
There were many reasons, of course. Heavy was unable to return to see his family without significant travel time and infiltration techniques being required; as he was still a wanted man, for escaping the Gulags. Likewise, Medic was entirely disinclined to return to Germany during holidays; and if questioned he would respond that there was no one waiting at home for him, save perhaps the authorities, who took a dim view of his medical methods of revenge against former oppressors.
Engineer often took Pyro home with him, for the holidays; he and the firebug had a good rapport going on, and it seemed the arsonist behaved well enough around the Texan’s family to be allowed to stay. Mask and suit on, as always. Otherwise they might have had to stay on base with the others; as, like Soldier, they did not technically have anywhere else to go, or anyone waiting for them. As it stood, Engineer was still working on trying to get the violently american military man to come and stay at his ranch, during the holiday season; because staying on base all the time had to get boring.
Demoman tended to aim to go home for the longer holiday periods; otherwise the trip simply wasn’t worth it. Sometimes he’d drag one of the others along, and they’d come back talking about whatever insane adventure they’d been on. More than once, they’d returned to base battered, bruised and sporting some evidence of a supernatural battle. More recently, his favoured companion was Sniper; whom the Scotsman knew for a fact, had neither home nor kin, and was in sore need of a change of scenery given everything that had happened in the last little while.
Scout, on the other hand, was almost always off like a shot whenever a holiday arose. The kid of the group had his mother, seven older brothers, six sisters-in-law, one older brother’s ‘live-in-not-boyfriend’, and a truly obscene amount of nieces and nephews to go see. Even the fact that Spy periodically turned up and interjected himself into the scenario of organised entropy, often stealing the majority of Scout’s mother’s attention, was not enough to dampen the runner’s spirits in relation to festivities and familial interactions.
He’d rush off for the earliest flight available, and explode back onto base a hair’s breadth before midnight on the last day; gushing about everyone at home, and showering the rest of the mercenaries in candid polaroid pictures whether they wanted to see them or not.
All the travelling involved never seemed to dampen his enjoyment of the situation; and he’d remain highly energised for the foreseeable future, which tended to turn the tide of battles in their favour.
Even if it made mornings far more unbearable for their night-owl inclined mercenary members. No one wants to be the target of that much perky before they’ve had their coffee of a morning; least of all Sniper, who often bore the brunt of it, given his ability to make noncommittal noises of vague affirmation in all the right moments whether he was listening to the verbal deluge or not.
Still, it was an anticipated event. Something familiar you could set your Mann Co. watch by.
                                                    ~)0(~
This year, however, when Smissmas had rolled around; everything had been different.
The members of RED had only just been officially rehired by Fortress Industries after… all that Australium nonsense, just a few weeks before Thanksgiving; which meant they’d all spent the holiday together, slightly awkwardly trying to slip back into the familiar rhythms of camaraderie and cohabitation. Which had not been quite as easy as anticipated.
It wasn’t the slightly-singed turkey dinner that did it, however; but through the intervention of the perpetually-jovial-or-no-god-will-save-you Engineer, something close to cohesion was beginning to gel the RED team back together.
Though everything was still a bit awkward between them all; just as it had been back when being a team of mercenary roommates was new, unfamiliar and untested. It seemed so long ago, and yet here they were again.
Where there was once a pattern of behaviours that melded together and let each mercenary live their eccentricities in harmony with other team members; there was now a vague entropy, with clashes and conflicts caused by the returning REDs all trying to readapt to base life. Although many were still stuck in the behaviours they’d developed when away. Not all of them particularly pleasant to bear witness to, either.
Sniper kept accidentally sleeping half the day, due predominantly to the time differential between hemispheres, and then trying to shower at the time Spy usually claimed the bathroom; resulting in a loud altercation every single morning at 4am. Soldier, on the other hand, was back to his five am wake-up calls and drills; much to everyone’s frustrations. Engineer would spend all night awake, clanking away at some invention or other, completely forgetting he wasn’t in his own sound-proofed lab at home; and often got quite riled up when confronted about it by the sleep-deprived mercenaries. He tended to back down if you produced a sleepy Pyro or Scout, who tended to have that air of sad vulnerability about them when they were overtired. The other mercenaries found it rather adorable, in all honesty; but they valued their lives enough not to mention it.
Heavy wasn’t talking much anymore, trodding about stoically as if having such small amenities once more was entirely beneath him after the robust, mann-sized utilities of his homeland. Similarly abnormal was the manner in which Medic was uncharacteristically isolating himself from the others. Not a single word of future experiments, or mandatory physicals, had passed the man’s lips in casual conversation or during dinner conversations. In fact, he barely deigned to be present.
Something was wrong between the pair, but no one else knew quite how to come at the situation tactfully; without being shot down before they’d uttered the first syllable. So far, the unspoken majority felt that Spy would eventually get around to dealing with it eloquently, or through blackmail… whatever worked.
Pyro was turning everything and anything they could get their hands on, into glorious flames. Usually at some absurd time of day or night, when someone would have to drop everything to find an extinguisher in time. The scent of charred surfaces and fabrics seemed to permeate the base; and you never knew when you’d roll over and wake up to that eerie gas mask just staring at you, silently.
It had taken ages for them to get used to Pyro seeking someone out for comfort, late at night, before; and now it was almost impossible, given the six months wherein none of them had had such a concerning nocturnal visitor. The biggest concern was not actually waking up when Pyro sought you out… as the arsonist tended to try to get your attention by setting sheets aflame.  It was causing some tension in the ranks; when what little sleep they could grab, was ended by the crackle and pop of your uvet going up in smoke.
In fact, the only two that seemed closest to normal functioning, bar the occasional sleep deprivation, were the Demoman and Scout.
The former was not drinking, and actually spent significant time in the training rooms trying to work himself out of the despondent complacency he’d developed at home; while jobless and facing the perpetual scorn of his mother. It had not been easy.
Demo was the one who tried to keep the peace while the transition was ongoing. Perhaps trying a little too hard, as he’d often end up exhausted after defusing small spats and squabbles all day long. Honestly, the only major frustration for many of the other mercenaries, was that the man tended to hog the television most nights; although it wasn’t Demo’s fault that his favourite serial just so happened to clash with the Star Trek schedule.
After much debate, RED decided that they would simply have to buy a second television next time someone went into town.
On the other hand, Scout, having spent far too much time in an enclosed cell with Spy, had taken to expressing his newfound freedom in the only way that could possibly piss off the entire team simultaneously… leaving his possessions haphazardly all over the RED complex. Certainly, that was annoying; but most managed to rein in the impulse to throttle the fast-talking, Bonk!-swilling runner, because not a single other man could fault the kid.
They could, however, get annoyed when the Bostonian’s insomnia saw the brat practicing his baseball swing at two in the morning; when all else were abed and trying hard to catch some shuteye. He could usually be dealt with easily enough; a pan of warm milk should do it, but if that fails… there’s always the pan itself, as Spy had taken to subtly threatening.
Scout and Spy tended to make certain they were as far from one another as possible, and it suited everyone rather well. However, when they met up or came to verbal blows over a disagreement… it was rather explosive. No real change there.
Of course, people still clashed over common tasks, like whose turn it was to cook a meal or do the laundry. Who was responsible for the care and feeding of the homeless warlock in their dumpster, which teammates were on raccoon-sitting duty, who should have vacuumed the loungeroom for stray bullet shells, which person was responsible for helping Medic hose down his experiment room, and so on. Some were resolved quickly, but other little tasks had caused minor wars as most mercenaries tried to avoid the responsibilities being handed out.
In short, the return had not been easy.
Small concessions and agreements tended to be made in order to facilitate some miniscule degree of harmonious functionality, as they all readjusted to a formerly familiar situation. Rosters were drawn up, chores and incentives doled out generously; with punishments sparingly provided and enforced only upon repeat offenders, and the like.
Slowly, things had begun to return to an even keel.
Thanksgiving had been a pivotal turning point for them all, as a team; as the mercenaries had finally had a chance to assist in the preparation of a meal, and relax as they enjoyed it. No pressure, no expectations, just dinner in the company of your coworkers-slash-roommates; a family of murderers all carving the same turkey, and telling bad jokes, until everyone was too stuffed to even leave the table. There were some fantastic candid pictures of the event that Spy was refusing to give up, so Pyro could burn them… in the name of dignity.
Such cohesion, brought on by the holiday spirit of ‘togetherness’ and ‘family’ and all things equally saccharine, had really helped to settle things down. Which was the main reason as to why there had been such significant hesitation in many a member, not a month later, when it came to the concept of travelling home for the upcoming Smissmas holiday. Battles had yet to resume, as Miss Pauling was still trying to track down a few elusive members of BLU team; but at the very least, the REDs had become a more formidable group in their absence.
For many REDs, leaving to see family when those left behind on base could not, or had no one they could visit with, just felt plain wrong… after all the team-building they’d done in the last little while.
Those who usually remained on base took to arguing that it was fine for their teammates to leave; would not their families miss them otherwise? It was not as if those who remained would be alone, after all. Besides, they could revive a few secretive festive activities that the REDs had created in years past, for those who stayed on-base.
Still, Engineer, Demo and Scout hesitated. Forcing the others to raise the stakes from calm reassurance, to cajoling, through blatant arguments, and then onto low-level threats; just to get the men to realise they were not breaking up the team, by taking a trip home to see their families.
That settled, plans were made in rather rapid succession afterwards. Engineer whisked the Pyro off to Bee Cave, Demo had plane tickets for Sniper and himself within the hour, and Scout had spent more than half his allotted packing time… pacing about trying to think of a good excuse for where he’d been the last six months. After all, he’d promised his Ma he’d  come straight home after the teams disbanded, and only just sent word that they’d all been rehired by their original firm. There was a significant amount of time unaccounted for that she would definitely demand an explanation for; legal adult, or no.
It was a tad unusual, given his normal method of egress for the holidays; but then, it had been quite the odd year, for all of them. Heavy had had to literally carry the rambling runner out, and toss both batter and bag into the awaiting taxi; before Scout talked himself out of going for the third time in the last fifteen minutes. The Russian gave a cursory wave and trudged inside, as Scout’s journey home began.
Those who remained by choice, necessity or practicality, began to deck the base in familiar accoutrements. Unearthing ornaments and aged alcohols, records and recipe books from dusty storage boxes buried in the furthest depths of Engineer’s workshop; beginning the ritualistic transition of the base, from everyday accommodation to holiday home.
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Twas the day after Smissmas, and all through the base, there were grenades used as baubles and so too, cans of mace. Streamers were everywhere, mercenaries were stuffed full, and those who were awake did not care to think on how midnight signalled the end of the holiday period for them. Those who remained were content that their Smissmas-on-base festivities had been recreated successfully this year around; even if it could have been slightly more lively, had more mercenaries stayed.
Of course, that did not mean the the returning were greeted with any less frivolity and delight, than usual.
First to arrive, obscenely early from the perspectives of the partiers, was REDs’ resident arsonist and inventor duo; fresh from Bee Cave, and exceptionally chipper. They were immediately forgiven for the somewhat-loud intrusion when it was revealed that the Engineer had brought several homebaked items to share. Equally as bright from their holiday adventure, the Pyro was excitedly mumbling a story at whichever teammate would listen; something about a new flamethrower designed by Engineer’s daughter, it seems. BLU Spy was in for a horrifying treat when battle recommenced.
Demo, on the other hand, strode in mid-afternoon with a crate filled to the brim with various clinking glass bottles; making a discordant cacophony of sound with the Scotsman’s every movement. He was beaming widely as Sniper slouched in behind him, the head of some paranormal creature dangling from a hand; and a well-utilised bottle from the other.
The New Zealander was laughing almost as hard as Demo, as they explained how they’d tracked down the Yowie through several swamps and eventually cornered the bugger in an abandoned playground. Thing was, the way Demo told it, the ruddy thing had given them the right runaround; utilising the equipment and trying to escape in zany, bordering on ridiculous, ways. Apparently, the Scotsman had pictures… which Sniper immediately confiscated, thus making them all the more desireable to the remainder of their base-bound teammates.
After the initial uproar of reintegration, intoxication, and subsequent retellings of the most interesting tidbits from their vacations; everyone seemed to settle down once more, shifting back into everyday mode. As per the roster, Heavy went to begin dinner preparations; and those who had just returned decided to use the lull to put their things away, as the others lounged about on various soft surfaces. Not yet ready to deal with full-on reality just yet, still somewhat entrenched in their post-Smissmas feast food comas.
By the time the sky was dark enough for a blanket of stars to shine through, the smell of something meaty and well-spiced was winding its way through the base and enticing many a hungry mercenary to congregate in the dining area. Though, the Russian warned, it may take a while longer to roast their evening meal to perfection. No one argued with the man, because he was always right when it came to cooking meat; and knew, intrinsically, just the right way roast things, to send the team into a slavering frenzy of rumbling stomachs at even the slightest whiff.
No one minded that dinner would be a while off yet, not overmuch anyway.
In fact, in the interim, eyes began to glance curiously towards the singular clock in the room, and talk turned to when their last member would return to the fold. Which swiftly devolved into bets being laid, as  per usual, on exactly how close to midnight the errant Scout would arrive back on base. Previous years had seen him race in with mere seconds to spare; and others, with more than four or five minutes. It was always an interesting thing to wager on.
However, all thoughts of the annual gamble faded as delicious fare was placed upon the table before them; and those present took the opportunity to compliment Heavy on the meal, some more emphatically than perhaps was necessary. Though he seemed to enjoy all praise provided on his hard work. Indeed, rarely did the Russian cook such grand fare given how limited their evenings often were, but when he did... it was always a dish that the mercenaries would recall with fondness for years to come.
So enthralled by this feast were the men and Pyro of RED, that most present at the table almost entirely missed the realisation that they had all lost their bets in one fell swoop. Not but a few moments to eight o’clock in the evening, who should trudge uncharacteristically quietly past the dining room, but the Scout?
His footsteps barely made a sound, expression dazed and skin pale; Demo would have thought him a figment of his normally over-intoxicated imagination, had Sniper not elbowed him in the side and asked if he’d seen the kid too.
There was no verbal explosion, or torrent of photographs, or… well, anything.
Scout didn’t even seem to register the room full of people who were all slowly turning to stare at him. At least, until someone called out his class-name, startling the runner so badly he actually dropped his bag.
“Ye alright, laddie?” Demo broached, gently.
“Y-yeah, I’m fine.” comes the stuttered response, not allaying fears whatsoever.
The Scot shares a knowing glance with Engie, somewhat amused but mostly concerned, before trying again. “Are ye sure? Cause, no offence, boyo, but ye look like Death herself decided to half-ass the job and come back for the rest of ye later.”
He’s vaguely waved off by a shaky bandaged hand, as Scout mutters, “Long flight, s’all, Cyclops.”
Seeing the topic is closed for now, the demolitions expert switches tact. “Well then boyo, how about ye come in here and tell us all about ye trip back to bonny old Boston. Everything okay at home?”
Scout snorts, winces, and lets out a wheezy chuckle as he hesitates in the doorway for a long moment. “Oh, yeah, sure. Ma weren’t happy about the whole ‘jail thing’, but I told her Spy was gonna explain next time they were together, yeah? So that’s fine…”
He trails off, blinking rapidly as if to retain focus on the mercenaries before him. “Uh… seriously, it was a long flight... and I think I’m gonna go ta bed. See ya in the mornin’ or something.”
Now that WAS unusual. The Scout they all knew, and occasionally thought about tossing off a cliff for a moment’s peace, would normally offer at least a more elaborate reason why he wasn’t up to regaling them with tales of his holiday trials and travel-bulations. A word the runner had studiously attempted to argue, rather unsuccessfully, was ‘a real word’ and ‘not something he made up’, with various RED members over the years.
He was a frustration and a delight, for the mercenaries to whom English was a second, third or fourth language; although none quite forgave the speedster for teaching Heavy ‘beach-slang’ back when the team had first formed. It was one thing to hear Scout say something odd in praise or condemnation; and quite another for the mountainous Russian to say, in his booming voice, that the pasta Engie had cooked was ‘totally tubular’.
Indeed, his antics never really went unnoticed. In many cases, they were anticipated, and certain people on the base had perfected expressions of shock for when they ran into whatever blatantly obvious prank or surprise party had been set-up for them. It made many uncomfortable to see the high-energy murder child of the team so… lackluster, deflated, vulnerable.
Barely had the runner’s quiet footsteps receded down the corridor to the team quarters, when the quiet murmuring began. Eyes that normally studiously avoided the German, outside holiday festivities when all was forgiven that is, all turned to look pointedly at Medic. He’d already laid down his cutlery, frowning after the runner, as if trying to diagnose him from his place at the table.
“You are all terrible at subtlety,” he jests, rising from his seat. No one laughs, he hasn't earned that degree of trust back, just yet. He raises an eyebrow. “Do I need a chaperone with me to safeguard zhe junge?”
The Russian seated to the physician’s left scowls, waving a hand dismissively without making eye contact. “Nyet, just go.”
“As you wish, Herr Heavy.” Medic sighs, abandoning his delectable dinner in favour of chasing down his most reluctant of patients. So much for the lingering Smissmas spirit of camaraderie.
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Everything is as before. In namesake, at least. Corridors still the same shades of red and grey-coated metal that wended their way about the small home base. Everything new, pristine, despite months of living here. It was almost a new record for the mercenaries. The kitchen had only been set on fire twice since their return, and nothing had taken on a worn look yet; so different to what had been here before.
Sometimes, you could catch someone looking over a wall where a scorch mark had been, or quietly trailing fingers over the unmarred surface of a piece of furniture and wonder what happened to the piece with the battle scars they had all come to know intimately over the years. Not that they were not grateful for the refurbishment, it was simply… that memories persisted, when the physical had departed. Such was the human condition, after all.
Memories… of a time now past, when they were a true team.
Quietly, Medic longs for how simple things had been before as he strides past new-old features towards his goal. Oh, how easily his teammates had finally seen past the frightening surgeon and his bonesaw, once they realised that that was not the be-all and end-all of the German’s personality.
They had laughed at his jokes, once. Raucous booming guffaws intermingled with higher-pitched giggles often echoed about the base as Medic had regaled RED with stories of misplacing patient skeletons, nearly-disastrous translation mishaps when he first arrived in America, and the time he had trained Archimedes to ‘divebomb’ someone whenever Medic worked the word ‘sauerkraut’ into a conversation. Better times.
Maybe, one day, they would do so again. Though his interests ran sometimes into the more obscene, especially in relation to experimentation, Medic was not naturally a terrible person. He longed for human contact, validation and the bond that only a close-knit unit can provide. And he knew when his actions had strayed too far for immediate forgiveness.
Medic knew the shame and self-loathing intimately; always somehow aware of the sudden trembling in his stomach, the nervousness that infused his every fibre when around his former… well, family. Always aware that it was his own choices that had wrought such a downfall upon his own head.
Certainly, he could justify his actions. Where else was he to go when the entire project shut down so swiftly, with only a few days to make alternate arrangements?
He held no external bonds with anyone; be they biological, legal or occupational. Finding somewhere to stay as the base was shut for good had not been as fruitful as he had hoped; though why he had not turned to the others for assistance in these matters, even the physician could not say outright. Pride, most likely.
Medic was a proud man, and it was definitely something that had seen him caught fast in his own web in the past. It was most likely the driving factor as to why the whole situation had gone sour so fast; how he had betrayed them all so readily, willingly, even though his only reward was contempt. And several baboon uteruses. But predominantly contempt.
Although, perhaps the main reasons he so readily leapt at the chance to join a team of grizzled old mercenaries, when a mysterious phone call came in the dead of night to offer him the position of medical officer, was the desperate need to continue to belong to something. Certainly such subterfuge to contract his services had seemed rather strange, but then… what was normal, in their line of work?
Still, every action has an equal and opposite reaction; such is the law of the universe. This time the consequences were proving harder to bear, than anything that had come before; indeed, Medic had mused on it frequently, and decided that he must simply be getting sentimental in his old age.
That his team, this collection of paid murderers from all about the globe, no longer felt they could confide in him? It hurt. An almost physical ache, remorse and sorrow intertwined, sitting more heavily in his chest than the uber-implant ever could.
Trust was such an important, yet fragile, thing. To have it was to hold great power; but to lose it, was utterly devastating to everyone involved. It took great time and sacrifice to rekindle shattered confidence in another, and even more to piece back together any relationship that was built upon it. But  if nothing else, Medic was a patient man; and he would glue the shards back together no matter how many lifetimes it took.
And perhaps... this small task of helping their youngest in his time of need, would certainly have some sway on the rest of the team’s opinions, ja?
Catching himself, Medic shakes his head vigorously, sneering at the thought. How had it come to this? Thinking of using his most basic professional abilities to curry favour with the other mass-murderers on his team? The men, and Pyro, people whom he had come to trust above all else… and who no longer thought him worthy after his… defection?
What would they say if they realised where his mind went, when they asked him to provide aid to the ill? Such selfish thoughts, from the health care professional, whose very profession required a selfless attitude and steady hands, above all else.
Medic sighs, glasses skewing as he rubs at tired eyes. Everything had been going so well, he thought… the Smissmas festivities were good, and no one had excluded him…
Betrayal does not have a sell-by date, however, and there is a chance that it shall never be wiped clean; no matter the fact he had single-handedly conquered death and brought Sniper back from the brink. He had sided with their enemies, and smiled as the Kiwi had been shot.
That was the image they retained.
His delighted grin, and Sniper bleeding to death in waist-high sea water, as a cave crashed down around them.
So mired in his thoughts, Medic failed to notice that he had arrived at his intended destination.
The Medic symbol glared back almost accusingly, upon the door. One which he had most definitely closed earlier, and now stood slightly ajar, with seemingly little explanation other than an unintended guest. Of course, Spy had yet to show himself from wherever he was skulking on base; most likely nursing his hangover with equally-unhealthy cigarettes and whatever food the man had secreted away in that smoking room’s fridge.
Sighing, Medic decides he just doesn’t care either way, and steps inside. Somewhere in here was the old medical bag he had carried about with him during fieldwork exercises, and… well, the war. One could not go into battle unprepared to deal with injuries, illnesses and infections.
To be perfectly honest, he wasn’t entirely sure where he had stashed it. Seeing as how the infirmary was always well-stocked, his weapons were separate from his usual medical fare, and the majority of injuries could be cured utilising the various mediguns available. In fact, Medic had not had to use his more common medical instruments in such a long time, that clearly they’d been misplaced.
He could, of course, head to the infirmary for an additional set… but it was so very far away, and the German was tired. Frustrated at the fruitless search, Medic huffs and resists the urge to stomp his foot like a kind would under the circumstances; but only just.
Instead, he startles at the quiet cough somewhere in the general vicinity of his wardrobe, as a bag clunks metallically at his feet. The instruments should not be too disturbed by the rough landing, but he feared for the sanctity of his glass beakers.
However, Medic brightens immediately at the sudden appearance of the searched-for red-leather bag. “Herr Spy, I vould kiss you if I could find you!”
There is a faint sound of amusement. “Zen I do believe I will stay ‘idden for ze time being, Docteur. In anycase, I believe you ‘ave a patient in need of seeing to.”
The air is thick for a moment, with one party daring the other to question whether perhaps their interesting in seeing Scout attended to was of a less altruistic, and more paternal nature. But it passes. A fleeting, unvoiced thought, and both parties feel the tension drain.
Neither say anything further as Medic scoops up the bag in preparation to leave, and the invisible espionage agent continues to fill the Doctor’s room with the vague scent of clove cigarettes. As he exits, Medic makes certain the door is slightly ajar, to the exact degree it had been when he first entered… an action to which the response could be clearly heard in the  faint laughter issuing forth from the seemingly-empty room.
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Chapter 2: Three Strikes & You’re Scout
Like many things on the base that had failed to change after the refurbishment, it started with a fight.
“Herr Scout,” came a tone that was clearly vibrating on the edge of losing its temper completely,  “bitte, grant me entry so that I may examine you more completely. Even from across zhe room I can tell you have clearly contracted some form of viral infection, but I cannot determine what kind, or how to treat it, unless you cooperate.”
He had been there some time, trying to quietly placate and cajole, only to receive outright frustrated hostility in response. Small wonder the German had held his tongue in check so long.
His patient was being quite stubborn, but that was to be expected, really. Scout’s mood was dour, as exhaustion battled his aching body over whether it would allow him a moment’s rest. He’d been trapped in this nightmarish cycle the entire trip home, forcing himself to stay awake throughout the seemingly never-ending blur of plane, train and taxi rides; and now the chance to rest had finally, blessedly come upon him… and nothing doing. Scout was utterly despondent at this point, for he wanted nothing more than to sleep this malady away; and it refused to let him.
To make matters far, far worse… just when the runner had thought he might finally fall into the welcoming nothingness of unconsciousness… the Doc had turned up at his door, knocking up a storm. Still, that ain’t no cause to be rude; Ma would tan his hide, legal adult or no, if he said any of the spiteful phrases that came to mind.
He wiggled fitfully, as his return to awareness now heralded the realisation that his former ‘comfortable position’ was now nothing but a conglomeration of aching joints and rumpled bedcovers that felt like brands where they pressed against bare skin. A none-too-subtly cleared throat at the door drew the runner’s flagging attention back to the fact he had a guest that needed dismissing, as politely as he could under the circumstances.
Scout chokes on the first word as it fights past a red-raw throat. “Ah-... I-...’mfine doc, y’can g’way.”  It was not as convincing as he’d hoped.
“Ah yes, und schwein can fly like Archimedes, little Hase.” Medic rolls his eyes, appearing nonchalant as he finally pushes all pretence aside and opens the door fully, to step inside. “You are clearly quite unvell, Scout, und as I am your primary physician, I ask zhat you allow me to assist you if at all possible.”
The placation falls flat on its face, as two glassy blue eyes peer at the doctor, from under a pillow that the runner seemed to be of two minds about hugging. Medic’s clinical gaze observes, as the other mercenary fumbles for a good retort; noting the pale, clammy skin, the sweat-soaked red shirt that heaved with moderately laboured breaths, and what he assumed was once a made bed. Sheets were untucked and strewn all over, denoting to the trained eye that Scout was clearly running some sort of temperature and could not regulate the intense sensations of hot and cold that often accompanied virulent infections such as common colds.
He waits.
“N… Not sick!” Scout finally whines breathlessly. His tone seemed higher than usual, and with a slight crackle to it that has Medic donning his stethoscope in concern. The runner almost startles back as the older man moves towards him, and the doctor pauses to consider how best to approach his flighty patient. So stubborn and impulsive, the youth of today!
Medic settles for utilising humour to diffuse the situation. “Ah yes, Herr Scout, your vise vords have helped me to see zhat all my extensive years of medical training und experience are simply wasted time. Clearly zhey have failed me, if my noticing zhat you look like utter scheisse und most likely feeling far vorse, are entirely incorrect as you are, as you claim, ‘not sick’.”
He spoke in a calm, gentle tone learned long ago during a mandatory practicum. It tended to have an almost hypnotic effect on some patients; and a sick Scout was no exception, it seemed. The younger man did not object further, nor react outright, as Medic drew closer and closer. The German physician stretched out a hand to press against the clammy forehead, in an attempt to gain a rudimentary reading of the temperature the speedster was running... as he felt a thermometer might push the boundaries too far.
“It is alright, hase. Zhe team… ve are all concerned about you, Scout. Bitte, allow me to help yo-...” his calm reassurance is cut off by incredulous, if painfully strained, laughter whispering through the room.
“YOU?” Scout explodes to the best of his ability, and Medic jerks back. The runner’s eyes may not be quite focused; but his tone was sharp and bitter, even over the raw rasp of every syllable and breath. “Hah, don’t make me laugh doc… ‘cause it hurts like shit when I do. Whaddayou care if I’m not feeling great, huh? Ain’t you the guy who went and sold us out to the bad guys dat crazy-robot-guy hired to fuckin’ kill us? And for what? Didn’t dat team’s Heavy beat the crap outta ya, belittle ya crazy experiments and toss ya aside like an old gym sock?”
He paused to heave in air. “G-Great plan there, doc. R-real winner… but see, now ya crawled ya sorry ass back here ta RED base, like we’re all gonna just forget what ya did. The Admin might be happy to let you play god with our lives, but I’m tired of it, and I ain’t willing to play German fuckin’ Roulette with my life over some stupid cold. I…” Scout falters, looking two seconds from falling off the bed. “...’m just not feelin’ great, yeah? Thanks for coming and all but I don’t need no giraffe spleen or whatever weird-ass thing ya got lined up to make me feel better… can ya just go and find ya forgiveness elsewhere, please?”
Utterly taken aback, Medic doesn’t even notice when the stethoscope falls from his nerveless fingers to bounce on his chest with a hollow thud. There is blood pounding in his ears, and he fights down the sudden wave of nausea accompanying the sudden deluge of ill-tidings. Of course they resented his continued position here, and many were overt about such things… but not Scout, never Scout.
The boy had practically adopted them all into various familial roles, and tended to try and swing any situation positively. Even if they had forgotten to attend any of his four birthday parties the year before, which had mostly been due to a sudden influx of paperwork required by Mann Co. and not, as Scout had assumed, the apathy of the entire team towards him. They’d had to hold two separate surprise parties for him, to snap the young man out of his depressed funk.
Still, the fact remained that Scout could find the positive in any situation. Twist words to mean a win, even if he was battered to hell and back; because he had an air of naive trust about him that made it difficult to be callous around. The team could get infuriated with his constant chatter, but their admonitions never went too far, or they risked the emotional backlash of the young man’s devastated expression as they frantically tried to backtrack.
Indeed, Scout’s voice had been one of the loudest in the argument for Medic’s return; waxing on and on about second chances, family, friendship, and incessantly pestering the doctor to retell the story of how Archimedes had once made Scout a living jack-in-the-box for an hour or so. It was, perhaps, more to get him to stop talking… rather than the valid points Scout made, that convinced the rest of RED to accept Medic back.
Though not all the way back, evidently. No matter, because the moment he noticed this tension, Scout had gone out of his way to physically MAKE medic fit back into the team; with forced interaction smoothed over by tidal waves of words, and all awkward situations met with the sudden appearance of Scout about to do something distracting and most likely dangerous.
Twice Medic had had to use the medigun to heal the runner’s fractured limbs after he’d tried to double-jump off of something and misjudged the distance, as part of his elaborate distraction routine. The boy had put life and limb on the line to reintegrate Medic back into the fold.
So, to hear such harboured resentment… from the one person on the team Medic had felt was truly on his side… it cut deeply.
“I-... I-...” The beginning of hot tears pricked the back of his eyes, as Medic fought for control over his emotions, at this… this betrayal, of sorts. His hands shook, so he clenched them; and his jaw also, for good measure. The stirrings of sorrow evaporated into hot, thick rage, that suffused his tone as he spat, “Fine, junge. If you vill not accept zhe aid I so freely offer out of compassion, zhen I invite you to suffer on your own.”
With jerky, uncoordinated movements, Scout all but fell off the bed in his attempts to flee the wrathful doctor. Mostly wobbling jerkily backwards, until the wall stopped any further retreat; those glassy eyes were wide, fearful, and locked onto Medic.
But verdammt, the physician was not done admonishing yet!
“I could understand if you held zhe whole incident vith dear Archimedes against my person, as it vas quite distressing for you. But in everything else, every other medical situation, I have done nothing zhat did not at least vaguely benefit you in some way, ja? Healed your inexplicable 3am injuries, stopped headaches und hangovers, talked you zhrough nightmares that left you shaken but terrified zhe others vould mock you for it, und not once lectured you on any of zhe damage you have taken vhile trying out an incredibly bad idea or just showing off for poor Miss Pauling…” Medic was, quite literally, counting off the incidents on his fingers. “Und yet, vith all zhis evidence to zhe contrary, you still deny my vorth as a physician?! Incredible!”
His captive audience was sagging against the wall with a fearful expression plastered all over that peaky face. And, although Medic was downright shaking with fury, panting  as he tried to contain it, and utterly ready to send the brat through respawn at any given moment… it was equal money that this would pass, and the tears that had threatened earlier would return. He would not allow such a thing, of course, for he was far too proud to allow his despair to be so publicly known, even if Scout would most likely forget the incident given his level of cognition was currently impaired by illness.
They stare at one another in silence for a long moment. Or rather, Medic maintains his glare, and Scout tries to maintain the eye contact, despite the way his eyelids kept closing of their own accord, forcing him to jerk awake and upright again.
Medic allows it to persist a few seconds longer, before sagging himself, recognising the futility of the exercise. It is of no benefit to either party to be arguing with a patient who is clearly not in full control of his faculties; even if the spiteful words are nothing but truth. The harsh, cruel truth of how the German had betrayed his team and dared to dream they would forgive him, if only he kissed a few boo-boos and pretended all was well. How foolish could he be?
Deflating, Medic allows his posture to relax, so his patient would not perceive him as an active threat any longer. “Come, kind, I should not have yelled at you like zhat. It vas unprofessional and inexcusable, your feelings are valid, I should not have anticipated anything else.”
“N-Naw Doc, ‘msorry, didn’t mean ta say that…” Scout mumbles back, quietly. He allows the doctor to take his arm and lead him back to the bed; it is a journey of only a few steps, and yet, feels like a small eternity to make it that far. “Y’doin’ good. Helpin’... yeah?”
Medic takes the proffered verbal bandaid, and lets the moments before slide. Words cannot be unsaid, but they can be forgotten until a more convenient time to address them, after all.
“Indeed, Hase. Do you vant to lie down, or I can examine you sitting on zhe edge of zhe bed? It is entirely up to you, und vhat you find most tolerable.”
Scout makes a non-committal noise that seems to mean, ‘I would like to stay seated’ and makes no move to shift to a more horizontal position. It is an amusing scenario, to say the least; but Medic does not comment as he flicks open the bag to retrieve a few items.
“Vhen I ask you to, breathe in und out slowly, bitte.” Medic informs, raising the stethoscope to press it against the patient’s chest, and then realising that the shirt may muffle some of his readings. “Ah, Herr Scout, vould you be so kind as to remove zhat or lift it up so I can listen to your heart und breathing?”
A long groan greets him in response, but Scout slowly moves to comply. “Couldn’tcha just… medigun?” he asks disjointedly, staring in bewilderment at the arm now stuck in his sleeve and refusing to come free.
“Ve both know it does not cure ailments of zhis nature, Herr Scout. Some diseases, yes, but in most viral cases zhe medigun fluid can exacerbate und accelerate zhe infection.” Medic answered gently, as if he had not had to have this conversation a dozen times over with every other member of the team anytime someone fell prey to illness, over the years. Which was, surprisingly, not that often when you considered what they did for a living, and the harsh climates to which they were consistently exposed. From dustbowl to coldfront was always a shock to the system; not to mention the time the teams had drunk the tapwater at Hydro, that had been quite the medical nightmare.
“Aw Doooooooooc…” Scout whined, half-stuck in his shirt, but with enough torso free that Medic could find somewhere to put the stethoscope.
The practitioner gave a small grin in acknowledgement, and amusement. “Shhh, junge. Now breathe in… und out. In… und out. Danke, very gut. Zhere is a concerning crackle, but it may just be due to excess phlegm production, nothing unusual.”
Scout, on his behalf, looked entirely disgusted with the prognosis. “Ewwwww, no, don’t tell me dat, doc. Sounds like I got slugs or something in my lungs, and dat’s just gross.”
He stifles a laugh, “Ah, your situation is not quite zhat dire, Scout, I assure you. Now do you zhink you can bear a thermometer, or shall I break out zhe one designed for zhe other end?”
To be fair, Medic was only half-joking, but the horror on Scout’s face said it all. He would hold it under his tongue or die trying.
After a moment, Medic retrieved the glass object and shook it, squinting down at the mercury within in concern. “It appears you have a high-grade fever, Herr Scout, zhat is most unfortunate… how on earth did you manage to contract such an illness? Did you not dress varmly vhile at home?” There was a pause, “Bitte, tell me you did not wear your normal attire in such cold veather…”
“H-huh? Oh, nah d-doc… I mean yeah, but our apartment’s warm, yeah?” Scout answered, distractedly, tugging at the collar of his shirt with increasing urgency. “Think I got it off one’a the kids, there’s so freakin’ many I can barely remember all’a the names most holidays… did I ever tell ya I got a lotta nieces and nephews? Real fucking bizarre. First one was born when I was only ten, so’s I gotta a lot of practice at bein’ the cool uncle scout and-... wait, I was talkin’ ‘bout something else before wasn’t I? Uh… oh, yeah, see I was holding one’a my nieces for the family picture, I think she was a Janice, purple-sweater and all… and right after the picture got took…”
Medic held back the urge to correct that particular inaccuracy, despite how uncomfortable it made him to hear the language he’d worked so painstakingly to learn… misused.
“...she up and sneezes in my face, yeah? Like, it was nasty, but also my mouth was open and everything. Ma thought it was hilarious, but my brother and his wife seemed real upset. I didn’t really care, long as I got to wash the snot off, right? ‘Cept looks like I brought it back with me.” Scout continued. “Actually, I think mosta the kids were coming down with somethin’ when I was runnin’ out ta catch the taxi for my flight… oh god, if I get it and none’a the other adults do, they’re gonna make kid jokes all easter vacation long!”
Scout’s stories of his household’s holidays always seemed utterly chaotic and delightful, especially to the team members without families. Every holiday he’d come back talking about his frustrated excitement at finding there was a new baby to someone, or how the kids seemed to idolise their uncle who could ‘run real fast and jump super-high like a superhero’, or how he’d tried to once again present the idea of colour-coding the children with their parents so he stood a chance of knowing who was who amongst the sea of small humans filling the apartment to bursting.
“I doubt zhey would do such a zhing, Scout, calm yourself. Did you succeed in getting zhem to colour-code your errant siblings’ offspring zhis year?” he asked lightly, subtly reaching for a tongue depressor, and knowing it was going to be a fight to examine the other’s throat. Scout hated the things almost as much as needles, and that was fair enough; few people liked the implications of potential splinters in the tongue.
“Well, sorta.” came the reply, as Scout tugged slightly more fervently at the collar of his shirt as if it was fighting with him. “Half my siblings did, dat’s where the purple came in… but half didn’t, so it was like organised chaos in a way. Even my brother and his not-boyfriend-even-though-they’re-all-but-frickin’-married put their kids in yellow, so I could guess. Oh, they adopted another little guy dis year but wanted to surprise me, ‘cause it turns out we got the same name… so that was cool. But I-... listen doc, is it… like, real hot in here all of a sudden?”
Medic attempts to gently restrain the hands plucking at the batter’s shirt. “Nein, kind, you are unvell und your fever is making your body zhink it is both unbearably hot und incredibly cold at different intervals. Perhaps you vould like to shower, und change, before you sleep. It may help a little.”
He was subtly zeroing in with the tongue depressor, but Scout saw him coming and slapped it away. The clarity of a moment before was fading fast, and Medic could only vaguely wonder how on earth the runner had managed to make it all the way back here to base under the circumstances.
“N-no, please…” Scout stutters, frantic in his efforts to remove the shirt collar and fabric from where it touched his skin. “Don’t touch me, don’t… can’t… don’t wanna be touched, please don’t…”
The wheezing was exacerbated, and it could not be doing the sore throat any real favours, but Medic could not see a way to assist with direct or indirect physical contact. Which seemed to be what Scout wanted nothing to do with, in this moment of time.
“It is alright, I can help you take zhat off if you vill let me.” soothes the medical man, movements slow and considered as he reaches out, Scout vibrating in place as he tries to hold still and let Medic assist. “Can you tell me vhat zhe problem is? Is the fabric uncomfortable, are you too hot?”
“T-too tight, can’t… don’t wanna be touched… feels like ‘m being… neck?” Scout tries to explain, as Medic succeeds in tugging the sweat-drenched shirt off, with some fussing and fretting on Scout’s part. It was then the German realised the sudden absence of Scout’s generally ever-present dogtags.
“You feel… as if you are being strangled by zhe shirt?” he attempts to clarify, as his eyes move across the floor and alight upon the missing metallic items, lying dejectedly upon the floor on a snapped chain. “It is alright Scout, zhe shirt und zhe chain are not touching you anymore, has zhat made it better?”
“S-Sorta… sorry for y-yellin’n’all… c-can’t… please don’t touch me yet. Still feels like somethin’s there… d-don’t…?” he seemed so puzzled by the concept of a phantom touch, which his mind was perceiving as a threat. Medic sighed, wishing he could just put a hand on the lad’s shoulder and reassure, but knew it could make the situation far worse, under the circumstances.
“All is vell, Scout… except you, zhat is. Und ve all say zhing ve do not mean vhen under zhe veather, ja? Vhy, last time Heavy vas unvell, he told me to take my bonesaw und ram it up my-... ah, but zhat is not an appropriate conversation to have vith you at zhe moment. I did not take it to heart, mein patient.” Medic responds, fetching out another tongue depressor and laying it on the bedside table, not quite willing to push that. It was a waiting game, as the majority of little diagnostic tools he had required physical touch, and he could see it would not be well tolerated just at the moment.
“M-maybe I will h-have that shower then…” Scout suddenly breaks the silence, and stands up far too suddenly, in complete reckless overestimation of his abilities at that moment. Medic, not anticipating the movement at all but recognising the look of bewildered confusion  on the runner’s face as the dizzy spell hits, only just manages to grab the other before Scout hits the floor.
“Impetuous hase,” he chastises, righting the other and dropping him back to the bed. “Vhat vere you zhinking? Sitting overexerts you, vhat made you zhink you could make it to zhe bathroom unassisted?!”
Medic wasn’t really angry, more surprised and full of adrenaline, at having to react so swiftly. He was so caught up in the moment, that he didn’t see the fist until it connected with the side of his face, glasses crunching ominously.
“N-No, don’t touch me!” Scout was shouting, and Medic was cursing himself for not paying more attention. Hypersensitivity and fever-based delusions tended to cause people to act out in odd ways. Indeed, he’d once had a patient body-check him during nightly rounds, screaming about getting out of the line of fire of invisible martians. It was a story he was certain they still told interns about being aware of your surroundings. He could live with it, though… it was only a blow, after all. At least Scout hadn’t reverted to-...
“D-Don’t touch me… Sontcha dare fuckin’ touch me! If dey tried ta-... tried ta… h-hang me… ya gonna do worse! Crazy-ass doc, d-don’tcha touch me!” he was babbling, clearly not all there right now… and yet, the words hit home again.
Medic snapped. The runner was a broken record, and the physician’s current emotional fragility could only take so many hits in one go before his ability to passively absorb negativity shattered completely. He tried to grapple for any last little fragment of inner calm he possessed, and found nothing but emotionless void.
His expression closed completely, body language going cold and rigid as he snatches up his instruments and tosses them in the bag. “I have attempted to provide you aid in good faith, as teammates, Herr Scout. But if zhat is how you truly feel, und how you vish to behave… zhen I cannot help you. Bitte, feel free to die in your sleep… I have real vork to do, und zhe paperwork for your permanent demise vill not add to it overmuch.”
He almost pauses and turns back, standing in the doorway like a statue as he heard the runner call out in a hoarse, desperate whisper, “W-wait… please… please don’t… don’t leave me al-alone… I can’t-...” but he slams the door shut anyway.
Perhaps in an hour he will be calmer, more amenable to receiving aid. That is what Medic told himself as he strode away, anger pulsing under his skin, and an angry throb building on the side of his face. Yes, this was not abandonment, despite the harsh words… but a lesson. He repeated it over and over in his head until it almost sounded like the truth, like something he could believe.
“Say Doc,” came a voice that startled the Medic out of his thoughts, “sorry about that, thought ya saw me comin’ there Medic. Anyhow,” continued Engineer, “did ya have a chance ta look in on the kid yet? Ah’m a mite worried about him, boy tends ta go down hard whenever he catches what’s goin’ around, and all.”
“Oh, yes I vas just zhere, Herr Engineer. As far as I can ascertain under… zhe circumstances, Scout has contracted some degree of cold or flu, nothing to be concerned about. Although if you vish to help lower his fever, und can take a punch, I suggest you try to get him in zhe shower… but vithout any interference it should pass on its own.” Medic shrugs, projecting nonchalance. “I see no real reason to intervene at zhe moment, as he is quite delirious und tends to lash out vhen panicked.”
The Texan doesn’t comment aloud, but it’s plain to see the amused approval all over his face, as he beholds the angry bruise left by Scout’s flailing fists. He’s of the mind that Medic somewhat has a good old fashioned kicking coming to him, for the whole betrayal situation; but he tips his hat courteously anyway and thanks the doctor.
“Ah’m mighty thankful ya went and checked in on him, pardner, but ah’m of a mind to go look in on him myself. Maybe trick him into having a scrub, like ya said, could do the mite some good. Ah’ll let ya know if anything changes, alright?”
It wasn’t a question. It was a statement. If something went wrong with Scout, Engineer would either hunt the doctor down, or he’d send someone else to drag Medic wherever he needed to be to treat the runner. Wisely, Medic nodded in acquiescence and let the moment pass, before adding, “Herr Engineer, please remember to be vigilant und careful vith Scout, as I have said he is somewhat delirious vhich makes telling friend and foe apart beyond him. He also spoke of… feeling strangled, like being hung, although I do not understand vhat he is referencing vhatsoever.”
Engie seems a tad perplexed as well. “...me neither Doc, ah’ll check in with the others and see if they got anything. Maybe he just dreamt it up, kid’s got a hell of an imagination, when he can focus, after all… ya should see his art. But here I am chatterin’ on and it’s late, ya should go rest up now, ah’ll call if somethin’ changes. Night, Doc.”
Medic tilts his head, extending the same familiar courtesy, without any of the normal sentiment; and turns on his heel, striding off to his own room.
It would be a long night indeed.
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