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morgan-n-cheese-91 · 2 years

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Inigo Montoya and Gideon are the same fucking person?!?!?

#Bitch ass move #the princess bride #criminal minds

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chrollohearttags · 7 months

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y’all won’t be satisfied until you run every black writer off this app and I’m so serious. Yes, I’m being rude to anybody that takes time out of their day to post some dumb ass remarks (a recycled one at that) and uses it to disrespect black writers of any capacity. Sitting up screaming about wanting more representation and the black reader fics being nonexistent but y’all get mad about everything. Yes, I’m cussing y’all out everytime I see it and I’m blocking idc. Free, FREE content that people took time to create, y’all are being nasty about it. We don’t owe y’all grace or kindness. Especially when we can see the hypocrisy. Go to hell with gas undies on and leave us alone. And please write whatever y’all want and fuck these people. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

#rant #vent and rant #cw discourse #I see fifty toxic baby daddy fics with toji’s dirty ass and nobody moves #but damn #a character who’s balls y’all were just sucking two weeks ago can’t smoke a blunt #I don’t even write these so called ‘toxic’ hcs but I’m all for black women having representation in whatever way makes them comfortable #get over yourselves #like who do you hoes think y’all are #nobody has to write to appease a bitch who can’t even spell her own name #the way my lil hiatus is about to turn into me archiving this shit and leaving #cherry chats 🍒#my blog is not a safe space for you fucking losers #and if you don’t like it #unfollow me #I love eren and the AOT characters over here and I’m not gonn stop writing for them bc you bitches got a new character to gush over

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latenightsundayblues · 5 days

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Couple's trip 2 eepytown (their Scary Movie dvd has been looping for about 3 hours now)

#'annoying ass sleeper adam' truthers where you at #i just know hes twitching and jerking and talking and moving like a bitch in the middle of the night i KNOW it #no rest for the wicked ig #saw #saw fanart #adam stanheight #adam faulkner #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw adam #saw lawrence #saw 2004 #latenightsundayblues art tag

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chaos0pikachu · 8 months

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where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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despite knowing exactly what their agreement was, adrien couldn't help but want more

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #i hate the way johnny’s looking at him in the 2nd to last panel. he says some slick shit like “let’s not ruin what we already have”#and tried to make a move on adrien again >:(#i need mckenzie to punch johnathon in the balls #adrien put those muscles to work! don’t let that green bitch play you !!! SUPLEX HIS ASS ‼️#pobrecito :( the night was going so well and now he feels like throwing up #btw if you read my tags ily and thank you for being delusional w me 💖#*johnathon #*ken #gave ken a haircut btw if you didn’t recognize him #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera

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shippyo · 3 months

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This is random drama im looking at rn from captain laserhawk fandom,i dont post about i know but i like its content,so feel free to ignore my rage moment cause hhhhhh ill be very angry<3 /

istg the rayfrog drama is the dumbest shit alive in the clh fandom AUHGG💀

no it isnt pedophilic and yes im pointing and you people who said that dumbest shit,directly to your eyes BWBDBE

Just cause in your head you just made it up,ITS NOOOOT CANON,they are both adults,rayman is a guy who literally can live/sleep 100 years and mf can't age physically after origins,he is a ageless, a literal magical fantasyland creature made by gods,its actual creepier that you guys infantilize bullfrog on trying to make him like some kind of CHILD or teen who barely got to be an adult when in reality he is an old grown ass man who has been being an assasing for who knows how many years,that you guys had more that mindest speaks more of how creepy you are,stop infantilize grown ass adults istg

u can not like or u can feel uncomfy with rayfrog like thats absolutly fine dont get me wrong,that is not the problem and u can have for whatever reason,if u hc that they had an age gap,if they are just friends,familiar stuff,like other ship related to Bullfrog or idk but, don't try to made up arguments and do shit ass ship wars,they are adults PERIOD,grow up and stop crying about it,just block tags or be healthier for your own life to just shrugh about it and move on ITS NOT HARD 💀

#rayfrog #drama discussion #like HECC this dang ass ship isnt even my stupid cup of tea #i can give two shits about it except for unwanted MMMSUUS art on my sfw twitter #but people bitching about it is like UHHHHGGRRRR #move on really #is not hard i promise #but istg for all the drama i had the mental state of #please made the ship canon so people cna stfu #or with dolph there too so we csn have the fun polys #OR KILL THEM ALL SO WE DONT DISCUSS MORE SHIT XD #captain laserhawk #and if u go to try to argue with me ill just send to u a video of “touch grass” from youtube #cause im not arguing more than this once cause my time is more valuable

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hoffmanstits-enjoyer · 7 months

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feeling. Things about this.

(credits to gurokatt on twt for posting these, i still have no idea where these OG scripts come from)

#*silently reflecting spongebob meme*#dramatic ass bitch really tried to kill his crush in the fucking hospital im-#god i need a fanfic about this #'his eyes on fire' HOMOSEXUAL GAY GAY GAY #mark's fucking beyond help ur honor #i love him so fucking badly #the way it reads like he's moving faster than he's THINKING when he sees strahm. wtf couldve done hoffman???? hold his fucking hand #he. aint even aware he's trying to go with him in the ambulance. droping his act the second he sees the commotion. drawn to him. attached.#smth smth the thread of fate that binds us together (im delusional)#saw v #saw franchise #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #sawposting

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taviamoth · 8 hours

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🚨 SWAT called on IU Bloomington encampment!!🚨

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doubledyke · 1 day

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idk why i have such strong lore about eddy's parents but i feel like i know these mfers

100% they are swingers

dad does coke on the not so down low

totally the types to cuss in front of their kids and don't care if their kids cuss "in the house"

mom is in a classic mlm (mary kay); has been known to use little eddy as a model to practice her make up skills/demonstrate products for clients - the shitty full coverage foundation almost looks decent on pristine toddler skin

nasty little white dog with tear stains once both boys are gone

make their own p0rnos

completely non-religious; the subject never comes up

they either lived in the trailer park or a tiny downtown apartment before eddy sr.'s big promotion- were pretty poor when they had bro

mom's family is italian, dad's side is irish - or vice versa, doesn't really matter

mom is friends with momma kanker - thinks the other wives in the neighborhood are uptight bitches; they kiki and chain-smoke/day-drink together

dad has a gay brother/cousin that he was really close to before he came out and was disowned by the family; feels that he was tricked and betrayed for whatever heterosexual reason; thinks this justifies his homohobia

mom is very affectionate with her boys (especially eddy), and definitely licks her thumb to wipe schmutz off their faces even into adulthood

both parents are extremely uncomfortable when serious emotions come up, and have no clue how to handle eddy's obvious behavioral/emotional issues; mom turns to food for comfort and figures the same will work for her sons

she feels guilty for what happened to eddy and has trouble telling him no or punishing him; dad's motto is 'boys will be boys"- that's a threat

dad has never uttered the words "i love you", and would only respond with a grunt if anyone ever said it, but that hasn't happened in years

dad really wants to pass on the family business to one of his sons, so he was pissed when his oldest decided to pursue a more artistic path; really lays it on thick with eddy that he's gonna be the one to take over some day

mom never graduated high school cuz she got pregnant and dropped out; worked a few odd jobs when bro was growing up but is now a full time stay-at-home mom... when she's not at spin class or the salon or attending some sort of direct sales function

#may or may not add more to this later but its been in my drafts for a month so figured i'd share #tmrw is the big move and im procrastinating #luckily there isnt a ton more to do but im not looking forward to taking apart my bitch ass bed #text

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differenteagletragedy · 20 days

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By the time Baxter turned 30, he was happy, more or less. He had a job he loved, a beautiful apartment filled with beautiful things. He'd gotten back into dancing and made time for it regularly. And he had friends -- friends that he'd made years ago and somehow, against all odds, managed to keep.

But some nights, after he left game night at Jude and Scott's, or after having dinner with Terry and Miranda, he felt lonely. Not in a profound sense like he'd been used to, but a little nagging ache telling him that he'd like someone to come home to when the day was over.

Then you came into the picture. And the ache became a throbbing need.

You worked at the office with him -- not with him directly, but he saw you often enough to start liking you. You were about five years younger than him, he figured, and so bright and funny and smart. And beautiful. So, so beautiful.

Baxter found himself incredibly drawn to you, but also scared to actually try for anything more than the easy, teasing friendship you eventually built together. What if he messed it up? What if he wouldn't be good for you? What if he did something to dull your light?

One night, months after the two of you began talking regularly, he ran into you after a later-than-usual night at the office. He'd stayed late, finishing up some work he'd needed to get done for an upcoming wedding, and you had been doing the same thing. Usually when he spoke to you, it was with coworkers and clients wandering around, but tonight was different. Tonight he had you all to himself.

He exchanged pleasantries with you in the hallway -- he asked what you were working on, made some idle chit chat, all while trying not to notice how much he wanted you. He was so focused on keeping his feelings in check that he accidentally tuned you out

"Hmm?" he asked as you looked at him expectantly. "I'm sorry, I seem to have spaced out for a moment."

"What are you thinking about so hard?" you asked. "Pretty rude, honestly."

"I'm sorry," he repeated, "It wasn't my intention to be rude, I simply --"

He stopped talking when you started laughing. You were teasing him. Of course. But this only served to get him even more distracted, watching your easy smile, directed only at him. His eyes fixed in on your lips, and you stopped laughing.

"If you want to kiss me, you can," you told him, still with a smirk.

"Oh, I ... I didn't mean ..." he floundered, more flustered than he'd been in years. Maybe ever. "I mean, I would like to ... but I don't mean to ..."

You watched him start and stop and sputter and ramble before finally putting him out of his misery. You put your hands on his shoulders, then slid them down to grab onto the lapels of his jacket, pulling him in for a kiss.

It wasn't like any first kiss that he'd ever had. It was deep and almost impossibly intimate, with your tongue slipping into his mouth soon after your lips touched his. You used his jacket to pull him in closer, and he wrapped his arms around you, helpless to your advances but more than happy to have you take the lead.

When you finally pulled back, Baxter was a mess. Cheeks flushed, clothes wrinkled, heart pounding wildly -- but happy.

"Fix your hair," you told him, reaching out to ruffle his black locks. "You look wrecked."

With that, you turned and walked away. In a daze, he watched you walk away, down the hall and towards the main exit. Then you were gone.

Baxter had always known himself to be forward when it came to romance. But now, when it came to you, he had a feeling he wouldn't mind letting you take the lead.

#our life beginnings and always #baxter ward #baxter x mc #baxter x you #baxter x reader #baxter ward x reader #baxter ward x you #baxter ward x mc #hey if this reads a little weird just know that i wrote the whole entire thing because i had one dumb line in my head #where baxter gets a crush on someone a little younger then when they make a move he tells them that he's too old and too dangerous for them #then they laugh like “ok you remus lupin ass bitch” and kiss him anyway #when i tell you i've been thinking “you remus lupin ass bitch” for days i am not kidding

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chrollohearttags · 7 months

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don’t have a lick of healthcare, groceries, rent + cost of living is through the roof, student loan payments are back on, no income tax, govt benefits, foster care is fucking trash, education system is cooked, degrees are useless and no jobs but we sure got 8 billion to give another country for war efforts 🤪 love it here.

#‘it was fake’ and I don’t give a fuck #your country is falling tf apart and you’re in everybody else’s business you big nosey bitch #sweep ur own front door before cleaning everybody else’s #and stop bringing up that big nasty blood orange who was in office befire bc you’ve had three fkin years #and you haven’t fulfilled a single promise #cherry chats 🍒#get me out this ghetto ass country fr #I’m tryna move to Germany or Switzerland in about 5 years

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an-abyss-of-stars · 9 months

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Idk how, idk where, but I'll create a whole new fic if it means I can put Rhaena in a shimmering water-like sheer dress!!!

JUST LIKEE... SHE'D LOOK SO GOOD IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY THE 1st ONE!! LIKE I'm blinded by the beauty of the first ONEEEE

Like there's certainly modern au potential, and maybe I'll squeeze it in somehow 🤔🤔

BUT ALSO, I have the vaguest idea for a dark au where Aemond has won the Dance, everyone else is dead, but he's specifically spared Rhaena to be his Valyrian Queen (like a real Henry VI situation where he needs to marry Elizabeth of York because he needs legitimatize his own claim as well as sure up his line with the blood/relations to the last dynasty blah blah). BUT OF COURSE, this is less of a chore for him, because he absolutely WANTS to marry her, but he's still the guy who helped kill her entire family, so she absolutely hates him with the hot intensity of a thousand suns 😂😂

I imagine for his faction of fucked up Lords and Knights who rallied for him, he keeps Rhaena safely locked away in a tower or special chambers 🤔🤔

This wedding is being forced upon her, it's her safest option, but she's still marrying a mad man who lusts for her, AND THIS SHEER VELVETY IRIDESCENT DRESS IS THE WEDDING DRESS 😳😳

Please that's all I have for this 🤣🤣

#aemond x rhaena #rhaena x aemond #aemond targaryen #hotd fic #hotd fanfic #rhaemond #rhaena targaryen #I'm on crack but also no I'm not 🤣🤣🤣#LIKEEEEEEEEE #this fic would need to be DEPRAVED #like toeing the line of near Dead Dove behaviour 😂😂#idek how likeable this Aemond would beeeee 🤣🤣 like we'd be reaching over to TRULY sadistic bitch ass territory 😂😂#and like at what point does Rhaena keep fighting against the inevitable before she gives in to this situation 🤔🤔#does she ever have any say as a TRUE ruler like Elizabeth of York did!? does she gain some sort of understanding with her husband/King #like does he eventually see her value beyond her beauty and ability to sure up his line?? so many questions 😂😂#all i care about is THIS dress tho!! 🤣🤣#it'd be a power move for sure #like Aemond would have to be using it as a way to please his own eyes but to also demean her in the eyes of his subjects 🤔🤔#we'd be playing 4D chess with this one #but it also sounds like treaded territory already 🤔🤔#maybe just a one-shot for the dress 😂😂😂#everyone can imagine the rest 😂😂

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makgeolii · 9 months

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fathers day! 🍖

#postcard legacy #postcard: 01 #the sims 4 #sims #ts4 legacy #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #sierra invited jamie but his bitch ass said no #don't expect sierra to like him when shes older #but kaleek loves slow dancing with sonya sm #hottest day this summer perfect time for a swim!!!!#i've been playing this household for 10 hours straight #they decided to move also 🏡#*sierra #*sonya #*iverson #*kaleek

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distraughtlesbian · 29 days

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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

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zhongli-lover-69 · 8 months

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house is such a manipulative little CUNT he is my babygirl i'm going to slice him into paper-thin little segments and wet mount each one onto a slide and examine him bit by bit under a MICROSCOPE. bitch IDIOT.

#house md #s2e7 #i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck #(he's my favorite character)#the moment when house apologized and stacy apologized and they were looking at each other and house stayed still but stacy was moving in #to kiss him. just a little. just a bit. slowly slowly.#bitch ass MOTHERFUCKER you're orchestrating this you're proving yourself right #and you're relating all of this to your poor little workwife (wilson) who looks upon your actions w disdain but ultimately does nothing to #stop you or to tell stacy about your manipulative cuntish little ways #GHHGHGJKGLGL;JGKL;JGKLGJL #again. i'm going to wring his scrawny little neck.#i'm going to kill him with my bare hands #great episode btw. fucking love this show

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iholli · 3 months

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"weh weh Alastor is canonically aroace you're being disrespectful" I'm ace and probably aro-adjacent get the fuck out of my space and let me foam at the mouth in peace

#swear to Lucifer himself if i see one more rant in the tags bitching #i LOVE Alastor's orientation and how it's portrayed in canon and i think it's so perfectly handled rn #and i think it's a HUGE power move to make the hottest bitch in hell aroace #but my ace ass is still going to be down bad in some type of way for that shit. stay fucking mad.#im not even saying it in a 'yeah I'd fuck him' kinda way it's just hot in some sense i can't fully put into words 💀#hazbin hotel #ratkingdiscourse #sorry to be making another post about this im wired as fuck on finale adrenaline and that means i want to pick fights and possum scream #AND TO REITERATE. IT'S FINE IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIS ORIENTATION BEING TREATED DIFFERENTLY FROM CANON #JUST STOP BEING A FUCKING DICK TO EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT IT?

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