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cal: man i hate that vader guy, he killed my master

ezra: yeah he killed my great grandmaster and almost killed me and kanan

ahsoka: he was my MASTER, basically my brother

luke: ……

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Thinking about a scenario where Anakin gets hurt, is cornered, and is about to die, and Rex shows up, grabs Anakin’s lightsaber, and gets his own murder spree. Then, when there literally isn’t a single opponent left, all have been cut down or were smart enough to get tf outta there, Rex runs over to Anakin, throwing the lightsaber to the ground cuz he’s got his priorities and doesn’t care if it’s a sacred thing it’s all just space wizard mumbo jumbo shit to him, and then he treats Anakin’s wounds to the best of his abilities, then carries him off to get help bridal style while Anakin cuddles up to him and stares up to him because he is now smitten and this near death experience was his gay awakening

Now to decide which fic to put it in… or if it should have its own, or if I should put it in both Rexwalker fics I’m working on 🤔

AITA for lying to save my own life?

I (21M) was born with magic powers in a village near a kingdom in which magic is outlawed. Apparently, I’m some long foretold sorcerer with a destiny to protect that kingdom’s prince.

Anyway, I can’t NOT use magic, but also, I HAD to move to that kingdom. Partially because the guy who is teaching me how to control my powers is there, but also because of destiny, apparently.

Yeah. It’s a long story. I found out through a dragon. I have a stupid destiny. But I digress.

I haaated the prince at first, but I’ve really grown to like him and he trusts me a lot. I’m technically his servant, but he lets me get away with a lot and brings me with him into battle. I save his life using magic behind his back, but since, remember, he’s sorta the prince of illegal magic kingdom, I can’t tell him I have magic or he will literally have to kill me!!

Anyway, he’s king now, and I’ve actually had to enchant him before to get him to make the right choice in a battle against his evil half sister. I didn’t feel good about taking away his free will, but he didn’t fully understand the situation. Then again, he couldn’t understand the situation because I refused to tell him. Then again, I refused to tell him because it would involve ADMITTING TO TREASON and GETTING MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF.

I really don’t want my head chopped off.

And I mean, he’s my friend. I like to think he wouldn’t chop off my head.

But I don’t want to make him choose between me and the law—and we are diametrically opposed.

It’s my destiny to protect him, but I don’t only do it because of that. I do it because I care about him, and I couldn’t bear to lose him, and he’s an IDIOT who keeps almost dying, so it’s a good thing he’s got me.

But protecting him involves breaking the law. Hence I must constantly lie to my friend and king, hiding from him a part of myself so innate that I couldn’t get rid of it if I tried. I AM a sorcerer. This fact cannot be erased. It does make me a walking crime though.

I don’t know.

I feel bad for lying, but not for protecting him. And I don’t see any other choice.

AITA?

Sorrow

Source: †

the most fucked up fictional universe is all those mouse movies where mice have a secret society underneath human society where they’re fighting mouse versions of the same wars and have the same religious oppression and each have a human version of themselves

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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[Several days after defeating Palpatine, the Force is in balance, everyone is happy or on the way to it. The Jedi council.]

Kit Fisto: I have an idea – let’s start a new tradition. How about ‘Shirtless Centaxday’? During the day everyone who wants walks around with a naked upper part.

Mace Windu: (facepalms, sighs)

Kit: You don’t like the name? Fine, let’s do ‘Tit-out Taungsday’.

Everyone giggles.

Mace: I understand we’re all a bit drunk on the Force balanced for the first time in many years, but it’s too much.

Kit (not upset at all, smiles): I wouldn’t’ve proposed if I wasn’t supported. Right, Master Kenobi?

Obi-Wan (startles, looks at Kit surprised): I didn’t agree to anything!

Kit (pouting): I thought you’d back me up, my dear striptease brother! And I believe your Commander would very much appreciate these days!

Obi-Wan, confused and smitten, blushes. Several Jedi Council members snicker, the others seriously contemplate Kit’s idea. Mace barely holds himself from facepalming again, looks around trying to find support, loses miserably, mutely asks help from Yoda.

Yoda: Agree with Master Fisto, I do. Let’s do this. An example, I will be.

Mace (drops his head, defeated): I hope he won’t arrange ‘Pants-down Primeday’, too.

Borrowed ‘Kit Fisto’s Shirtless Saturday and Tit-out Tuesday’ from @naboosands this post

incorrect quote

rex: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

anakin : That's deep.

ashoka: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

anakin : That's deeper.

obi wan : ...You guys are idiots

ah soka

In other news I've started MASH and my favorite thing so far is that everyone talks about Radar like he's just a sweet and naive kid but in practice he's an undetected little imp who's nearly puppeting Henry into doing whatever he wants and pulls just as much nonsense as Hawkeye and Trapper do but catches none of the heat for it. They've hardly ever shown them talking him into their schemes, he's just already a given participant in them every single episode and it cuts to the next scene of him with the forged paperwork he's tricking Henry into signing. That episode where they're pretending Radar is seriously sick to get Henry to transfer back and when the jig is up Henry is berating Hawkeye and Trapper and then says angrily "And you made Radar fake an illness?" Radar was not made to do anything he was perfectly ready to give his award-winning performance all on his own. There's another whole episode where Radar is just in the background openly robbing the place and dismantling a jeep piece by piece to mail home to himself. It's incredible.