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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 4 months

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#andy serkis #undercut making me weak this thursday morning #i love his face so much #his profile 😭#big hands i know you're the one #thinking about that old man again

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arohuacheng · 8 months

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what people don't get about hualian is that they're literally like. jock and alternative art student. xie lian lives like a frat boy (mattress on the floor and nothing else in his room, no standards for his own well-being, can't cook and ends up eating what could be classified as biohazards) and is really enthusiastic about fighting as a hobby. meanwhile hua cheng rocks up to the function in his cunty little outfits every day of the week, bells on his boots and the red eyeliner slayed, obviously has taste but is soooo in love with his boyfriend who only ever wears cargo shorts and the most fucked up questionable hoodies you've ever seen. hua cheng wants xie lian to have nice things but it's always like. "babe i promise it's no trouble can we please get you a bedframe??" nd xie lian is obviously so enamored with his cool alt boyfriend who wears skirts sometimes and never misses a beat on a bitchy comment that's just the way it is. basically if your hualian concept doesn't have hua cheng as the hot goth gf you just don't get it

#talking #tgcf #look i am so passionate about this. mxtx wants you to think they're big strong guy (hc) and damsel in distress (xl) but they're fr not #hualian is the couple you see at a fast food restaurant where a goth girl is sitting across from some random dude twirling her hair #going 'babe you're SO funny!' nd the guy is just talking really enthusiastically about the olympics segment he watched last night #but is obviously really happy to be telling her about it? and for her to be genuinely interested??? and they're obviously happy together?#my point. is that they're mismatched but NOT in the way that people tend to talk about them.#they're in love and they're best friends and hua cheng is putting their hands together going 'whoa your hands are SO big..."#you get what i mean. not enough focus on hua cheng as a campy gay person and xie lian as a guy who owns one outfit #they ARE overdressed gf and very normal bf. you know this in your heart. [ pointing a gun at you ]#hua cheng #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #mxtx

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manglam-marfach · 1 month

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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

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fisheito · 5 months

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SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!

#ALL he has to work off of is the Great Serpent's memories? fuzzy clips of ppl he might have seen or interacted with??#depending on the kind of snake he was he could have a variety of defense mechanisms #he could have had to suppress his hissing instinct. or maybe he contorted his body in that adorably vertical corn snake way when he scared #big baby eyes trying to mimic the ppl around him but they are busy being judgemental #so many stupid little human things that villagers try to explain to him as “that's just the way it is” or “never really thought about why”#and yakumo just stares in disbelief bc how could u have never thought about the concept of goosebumps #you're telling me ur skin turns into plucked-bird-skin when you're cold or frightened and that is completely mundane?#you're telling me that when ppl try to hug you it is NOT because they want to strangle u to death and eat u????#how much strength am i supposed to put into a hug then. NOT bone crushimg??????#WHAT EMOTION IS THIS GESTURE SUPPOSED TO CONVEY #yakumo #the tags tho #now imagining blade and yakumo shaking hands and discussing “why are humans such funky lil guys and why do they do the things they do”#several of the non-humans gather in a monthly meeting like:#on today's agenda: WTF is kissing. why are they smashing their food holes together.#one week they bring in a guest human (edmond?) and ask him all of humanity's big questions from non-human POV #and edmond's just like ??? i don't know???!?!??#and eberyone throws up their arms in frustration bc if humans don't make sense to the humans then what are we supposed 2do

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amarriageoftrueminds · 11 months

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Hannibal Lecter would not last five minutes in a Columbo episode but good god I would love to see it

#send tweet #(cuz columbo COOKS!! he would KNOW THE MEAT IS PEOPLE!! agghhh1!!)#hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #VERSUS #COLUMBO #release the cracken #columbo: gee those are some big hands you got there sir if you don't mind me saying #oh and just one more thing doc #how d'you fit those banana bunches into a chest cavity?#hannibal: what #columbo: I just meant when you're cooking? with bananas? and you put them in the chest cavity of the animal you're cooking? for flavour?#y'know like one of those fruit-with-meat dishes?#my wife she does a great duck a l'orange #also: hannibal would break the fourth wall in order to murder the mad theremin player responsible for the soundtrack

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Voyager Episode where Chakotay and Tuvok are making a fish tank together as a B Plot. It appears in the mess hall after this episode.

#Neelix B'Elanna and Naomi also help with the fish tank #fake voyager episodes my beloved #The fish tank ostensibly provides a method of supplying fresh fish but everyone on board becomes a bit protective of the fish v_v #Headcanon that Tuvok gave his kids fish instead of a sehlat so he knows about fish care #and Chakotay seems like the type of guy who'd just love a good little project #B'Elanna is the first to get protective over the fish....you're ju st gonna EAT them???#also - and this is crucial...this B plot has nothing to do with the main story. It's not important and doesn't become important.#It's just the kind of thing that's happening on Voyager that week #B'Elanna is involved for her engineering skills and I imagine she designs and constructs a device for the mess hall that will keep the tank #affixed in one place so it doesn't shatter or get thrown around when the ship's hit (Tuvok then uses this to reinforce other ship systems)#Naomi helps by naming all the fish and handing people things they need and listing all the fish facts she knows #she starts off thinking fish are pretty boring as far as animals go but Tuvok and Chakotay teach her that fish are interesting and deserving #of a good life in a big well maintained tank (this also makes Naomi not want to eat them)#I think it'd be funny if at the end of the episode like Tom or Janeway was like wow! I guess fish is on the menu and everyone who worked on #the tank glared at them and they were li ke???W hat??? What did I say??

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pohlepen · 9 months

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frankie & who????

#“ ⍀ face. « i’ll be honest / we’re all liars.#( OOOOOOOH U WANNA TAKE HER FLYING SO BAD )#( you could tell her your shit is going down and she starts singing like riff raff in that one vine )#( frankie the second there's a lil bumpy patch on ANY plane: WOW. that was a big one! )#( she should have been a flight attendant )#( part of her is that she has an IMMENSE ability to compartmentalize any sort of negative feeling )#( or ig i should say perceived negative feeling because it could be a useful feeling sometimes like )#( is there a fight flight freeze fourth option? )#( dissociate??? Lmao idk )#( frankie is a good man in a storm and i will preach that until the day i die or she's dies which comes first ig lol )#( anyway! She likes to fly and she likes turbulence and will hold your hand if you're scared and buy you a drink )#( her doing x*nax and at*van definitely doesn't help her be reactionary but- ya know lol )#( sorry this is all I've got tonight folks my brain is poorly but it'll get better!#( sending y'all love and vibes and shit 💓 )

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mudstoneabyss · 11 months

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ough if only you all could see her (the Big Rico's fnaf fangame I'm making in my head)

#I don't have full gameplay mechanics down but there'd be a sprinkler system that functions similarly to the ventilation (and other) resets #of 3 and ucn. also thinking the classic two doors but also two side vents an overhead one and then a behind you area #it'd be called Big Nights at Big Rico's #there'd be a ''look on the bright side at least you're not interning for Cecil down at the radio station!'' joke #there'd be references to It Devours! and an off-handed comment about how the animatronics are probably better robots to deal with than one #of those StrexCorp biomachines. did you know they never took that one out of the radio station? sure he's dead or... out of order #or whatever. but still way creepier if you ask me. and then a very small chance for a secret Daniel animatronic to appear <3 #and ofc there'd also be satire criticizing and making fun of Scott as well as some theorists for the game franchise #''some'' you know who.#probably also some satire on true crime #and- of course- capitalism #joyousposting

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shivunin · 1 year

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Get to Know the Blogger

Thanks for the tag @scribbledquillz c: I hope your weekend is going well!

(I have no idea who has or hasn't done this, so ignore if you don't want to/have already/etc): @ndostairlyrium @star--nymph @heniareth @jtownnn @demandthedoodles @greypetrel (I think you might've done this one? but if not c:)

Share your wallpaper: I use a shared computer, but:

Last song you listened to: A Taste of Honey by Peggy Lee

Currently reading: The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson (a reread)

Last movie: Underworld (okay but listen, I had no idea how much of the dialogue I remember from this movie by heart. It was my first R-rated movie, I definitely shouldn't have been watching it, and my taste in women is inextricably shaped by Kate Beckinsale in that catsuit/embossed corset/leather duster combo)

Last show: How to Build a Sex Room

Craving: Coconut Taro boba

What are you wearing right now: Jeans and black and orange ghost crop top

How tall are you: 5'4"

Piercings: Two on each ear

Tattoos: No, but as soon as I can get up the nerve (low pain tolerance, can't stand that buzzing noise) I am getting a moon w stained glass honeycomb inside

Glasses? Contacts? Glasses, can't stand contacts

Last drink: Coffee

Last thing you ate: Breakfast sandwich w biscuits, egg, and bacon (oh man, I just realized that it's four...whoops)

Favorite color: Purple! But especially plum purple and periwinkle

Current obsession: Dragon Age? (How long can one be into something before liking it becomes chronic? Does it count as a current obsession if I've been obsessed for over a year?)

Any pets: One tiny terrier mix named Rigatoni (Toni for short)

Favorite fictional character: oh this is a mean question :c Tybalt from the October Daye series or Cimorene from the Enchanted Forest Chronicles

#dixeram #the show is better than i thought it would be but everyone is reeeeeaaaaaal vanilla which. odd choice if you're building a sex room but w/e #also: i forgot to post about it here and not just the other account but i am going to be online less the next few days #and i won't be writing for at least two weeks #i burned myself out real bad and i want to enjoy my writing again #(and you know. posting it by extension)#so (big bang aside) everything else is kinda on hold for the foreseeable future #anyways if anyone is thinking of getting a piercing i highly recommend getting it at a tattoo parlor #bc the ones i got at 13 by one of those piercing guns are horrifically uneven #but the tattoo parlor guy made the seconds look even somehow like some kind of genius #and you know they gotta have steady hands there which is not a requirement for the place i got my first piercings #i do wish i could get past the sound those tattoo guns make though because it makes me want to claw my skin off and i really want a tattoo

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prettyboykatsuki · 2 years

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UM pleek advice i’m turning twenty soon nd i’m scared 🥹💔 ageism eating me alive i feel like i havent lived my teen years because Brown Parents just idk… IDK!!!! im over reacting i think but im crying everyday like my youth was stolen from me cuz abuse and insecurity and pandemic but idk what to do now i feel so lost and seeing ur posts u just seem so smart and excited about life and exploring urself so i come humbly for advice 😞

i know this feeling bc i have the same parents but like i really mean it when i say life doesn't start for a lot of people until they're 25-30+

i was blessed with older siblings and cousins in my life and pretty much all of them say the same thing. my cousins did all the fun teenager things and even so they're all so much happier now then they ever were before.

you're never gonna be 15 again, that's true. but the life you imagined or dreamed of living at 15 isn't the only life you'll ever live and really isn't even that important. you have a romantic idea of it because you never experienced it.

but you have the rest of your life. do you know how long that is? you're only 20. that's nothing. 25 is nothing. 30, 31, 32. you're just starting in comparison to the rest of your life. the only reason you feel that way is because you're suffocated and the idea that being young is everything but it simply isn't. statistically if you only live to be 60, you have 2 entire thirds left to exist.

don't listen to people on the internet who can't fathom being over 17. adulthood is only a curse if you glorify being young. and you're not even an adult. any real adult thinks you're a kid. the only person who thinks your old is a person who's sitting in calculus one who eats lunch at 10am. why are you listening to them anyway?

i don't especially like being young honestly. there's nothing i look forward to more than getting older every year. i want to be 50 with a garden. i want to spend the rest of my life being a good person. i am so comforted by the fact i still have all this time.

you are so lucky to be alive. you must believe that the time you have left is a gift.

being young is only easy for those who come from privilege. but any person with responsibilities knows how suffocatingly lonely it can be trying to care for yourself and make something of your life.

and it's because of that gradual reality that you have to believe life hasn't reached it's potential. that this isn't your limit. if you're incessantly thinking that you've wasted so much time, than how will you grow? if you're constantly chasing at teenage years that you'll never get again, how will you learn to love the fully realized version of yourself?

if you spend your 20's looking back how can you look forward to the rest of your life? is it fair to yourself to ignore all that's made you who you are, just because you missed out on certain experiences?

look at how far you've come. look at how much it's taken you. look at all this life you have left to keep pushing. i know it feels like you're meandering, but the virtue of living is gaining experience. every minute you engage the world is meaningful to your life and this isn't a hope thing but a universal truth. it is the only facet of existence that has been respected since the beginning of civilization. experience that you can only gain now by opening your eyes to whats around you.

life is hard now. you are going to do your best. and maybe your best is ugly. it never feels good enough. it's not as good as what other people do. but it's yours, so solely. and if all you ever do is worry about the life you haven't lived instead of cherishing the life you have, you're going to feel miserable and you don't have to feel that.

you'll never be 15 again not once. you'll never know what that's like and it sucks. i won't tell you to feel fine about what you might've missed because i know and i get it.

but maybe you only want to be 15 because you think it would've changed who you are now. maybe you think the you now isn't good enough.

but you are. and it is. and there's nothing to be afraid of. every day of living despite it's many solitudes is worth it. even the worst of your tomorrows are to be cherished. you are so young. a drop in the massive of sea.

but that means you can go anywhere and do anything. with time, with patience, with struggle, with tears. you have now and tomorrow. between then nothing will change. you will do it a thousand times, and then you will look back and suddenly be so different. this is your finicky existence.

the only way to not be afraid of getting older is believing with your heart that living is meaningful. count your blessings and celebrate your small joys. you have the rest of your life to do that. i think that alone is something worth celebrating.

#return to sender #i think about my past a lot #i suffered a lot #i will never gain those years back #but it's because of that i can wake up and say #im okay. im alright. there's still time #i struggle because i have to do much on my own #i cry a lot. i get sad. i feel miserable #im a human with ups and downs just like you #ill do it again tommorrow #with time i can say look at all the life ive lived #and i want that #i want to look back at myself when im much older and think #look at the poor girl. she didn't know what was ahead and she suffered so much #she went through so much for me. to be here #sometimes you're your own big sister #make yourself proud and hold your hand #live your life slowly and steadily #there's nothing to be scared of and there's nothing wasted #not a single moment you've lived was a waste. not one #you have all this time to be the version of yourself you look up to #your whole entire life to that #i think that's exciting #and i want that more than anything #so i live everday and do it little by little #and i fuck up and make mistakes but i always know there's tommorow and that makes me so happy #sorry this wasn't advice as much as it was me shaking you by the shoulders #but im really passionate because i hate seeing people my age talk with one foot out the door #it's miserable to think you've wasted your life when you haven't at all #don't be an active particpant in your misery

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anthologyoflucas · 1 year

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“It’s snowing!!!” Ilia is at the window with the widest eyes and biggest smile, watching the flakes fall.

#We're the authors of our lives. (Open rp)#the lab rat. (Ilia)#v; just close your eyes // the sun is going down. // you’ll be alright // no one can hurt you now.#v; you've got a big heart // the way you see the world // it got you this far.#v; you don't have to worry // you reach for my hand // yeah i know you're gonna be okay!#v; send me an angel // the nicest angel you have.#v; the river knows to reach the sea // rain will help the flowers be // we're the same // you and me.

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salsflore · 9 months

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#cw negative #its not that bad i just need 2 rant for a bit #because like why does my mother say such ridiculous shit sometimes #i went to go wash my dish and she said ah youre finally doing the dishes .. LIKE i try to but what do i do when my brother insists on doing #it everytime ! and takes it from my hands and blocks the sink and he’ll make a big fuss if i don’t let him do it !#like literally scold me and tell me to put it down or else he’ll get irritated #i lightheartedly told her that and then she was like well yeah you're still a woman then went on about how its the womans job to [ . . . ]#its really the small things like that i think. she has such outdated beliefs. i hear her saying things like its the womans job to take care #of the house and her man and etc and i'm like ok i Know i literally won't win if i try to do so much as nudge her #but then she also talks about other things that just irk the shit out of me !!! the rapture abortion etc #the one time she told me to my face if she couldve aborted me she would have. making comments on my body and just #i don't hate her. overall we have a good relationship. but its just these small things and her gross outdated beliefs and how gullible she #can be and stuff like that. she tells me i have such an easy life but i can't bear to tell her i was ever suicidal or ever self harmed #because i KNOW she'd tell me i'd go to hell if i ever tried to kill myself #i know this wholeee thing might be really intense and sad and stuff but i'm totally okay /gen i'm just! awfully irritated #thinking back on all those dumbass things she's said and done like. agh;;#its not her fault i think ive noticed a lot of filipina women (or at least the ones around me) tend to hold those beliefs so she was prolly #taught these as a child but . come on!! im so tired of the misogynistic shit she says and . ugh #cw self harm mention #cw suicide mention

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baptst · 1 year

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did a speedrun of jake’s region before saying goodbye to my game for a bit and i am once more sad about the stark contrast in joseph’s goodbye videos. john gave everything he had, everything he was to joseph and it still wasn’t enough. he has never been enough and he died not being enough.

#OUT.#i still can't get over the absolute disrespect he gets at his end in comparison to the other heralds #faith gets a whole ass ophelia moment #jake holds your hands like you're his favorite thing ever #and you go to them #but when john reaches out in desperation he gets thrown into the dirt when he's the one that wants to save you the most #partly for selfish reasons #but also bc this is his JOB to save people #so twisted that john absolutely knows the others don't have this massive weight of being locked out of eden #if they don't 'save' the dep #i'm sure that absolutely kills him too <3 #which is why he hates faith #never jake tho that's his perfect big brother who can do no wrong #anyway sad john seed hours out here besties

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