i’m crying guys

Kirito: Hey welcome back. What took you?

Eugeo: Well uh.

Eugeo: I think

Eugeo: I just got proposed to?

Kirito: Oh neat good for you

Kirito:

Kirito: Wait, WHAT,

Yknow, The reason why im so passionate about shipping Kirito with other male characters that isnt Eugeo isnt really cuz im hoe-ing out but its to build an audience so that Reki can realize that we want that bi Kiri--we want that male harem! We wanted Yujikiri to be real!

The mlm fanbase needs to be bigger. It takes an army of gays to fight the waifus and the hentai LOL.

So hell yeah Im gonna go down with all my ships. ❤️‍🔥😈

What are some general headcanons you have for Kirito when it comes to his personal feelings towards Eugeo? 🤔

Kirito

Sexuality headcanon: disaster Bi

Favorite ship(s): Eugeo, Asuna, one-sided to Sachi (she fatherzoned him 😅)

Brotp: Sinon, Klein

Notp: Alice, Silica

A random headcanon:

- People know he loves tech, but he also built a secret flower garden prioritized in blue flowers, he's aiming to create 1st true blue rose breed in real world instead of hybrid or dye

- Eugeo is his bi awakening, but Kirito is also very monogamous and didn't want to hurt his gf so he opted to help Eugeo find his own happiness to reunite with his childhood crush instead. It ended up being his biggest regret in the end

General opinion: People think he has a harem but all he does in group outing is either: looking bored out of his mind (Ordinal Scale), sleeping (MR), or do quest on his own (MR). All other girls he saved all ended up flocking to Asuna, in other words this series is actually Asuna's harem xD

Some character descriptions of the Stellar Grievances cast.

Stella Greenfield, our main protagonist, is a 20-year-old black woman. In her “civilian” form she’s got long black hair in a ponytail and wears a sweater, leather jacket, miniskirt, thigh highs, and sneakers. In her “Logged In” form, Mechaniisms, her hair is drastically shortened and gets more boyish, and her clothes are replaced with dress pants, combat boots, a really nice dress shirt, a vest, and a cravat, not including her equipment. Her eyes are purple and she’s average height. She was a strategy game nerd in the real world, and upon being thrust into the game world she suddenly essentially had a shit ton of in-universe (since the game world and real world rely on different laws of physics; notably, Newton’s laws are specifically stated to not necessarily be true in the game world) engineering knowledge dumped into her head, so strategy and technology are her two big hobbies. When not giving orders or dealing with a situation herself, she can usually be found tinkering, either on the team’s ship, the GSF Headstrong, or on her own equipment and drones. Also, she comes from an interracial family and has a white stepmom and stepbrother (her stepbrother, Tyler, actually got her into Stellar Grievances in the first place, and he’s part of the main cast for a brief period of time in the beginning). And she’s bi and has ADHD. Her Wrench is called the Gauntlet Wrench.

She’s also regularly joined by her sidekick of sorts, an AI she programmed named Eve. Eve is fully conscious (which is rare but not unheard of in the setting), and usually refers to Stella as her mother. She sometimes appears as a holographic human (and can range in size depending on where she’s projected from; if she’s being projected from Stella’s own equipment, she’s usually the size of a fairy or something, but larger hologram projectors in larger machines can make her practically any size, usually life sized), but her primary function is to operate Stella’s various combat drones, so she can also appear as them instead (and some of them can get pretty humanoid; eventually, Stella even develops a drone that just... looks like the holographic form Eve takes, so Eve can basically have a real body if she so chooses). Eve acts like your typical AI assistant character- generally unemotional and analytical, but she has emotions and whatnot, she just doesn’t really have the emotional maturity to match her logical reasoning and academic intelligence and thus comes off like a computer to those who don’t really know her.

Then, Madison, our secondary protagonist. When she’s first introduced as Buttercup, she has back-length blonde hair and yellow eyes, and is wearing a fancy lolita dress; however, when Phyll dies and passes on his powers to her, her eyes turn green and she gets a green streak in her hair, and when she changes her name to Madison and joins the team, she cuts her hair a little shorter, starts wearing it in a side-ponytail, and switches to wearing jeans and a hoodie. In her “Logged In” state, Agent Yellow, she visibly matures, getting taller, curvier, and less babyfaced (since she was generally short, smol, and babyfaced in her civilian form), her voice gets deeper, her hair gets longer (and also pointier), and her clothes are replaced by beige power armor that... basically looks like Halo power armor but without the helmet. And she wears a beige cape. She also carries a green sniper rifle. Personality-wise, she’s very much the team Cinnamon Roll, though she also carries insecurities from her time with the other Awoken Agents (as she was the last one created, and shortly after her creation work fully began on the Specialist system, so she never really got to contribute much, especially since her only power was that she couldn’t stay dead); it doesn’t help that the Agent who was kindest to her, Phyll, is now dead, and the Agent who was least kind to her, Violet, had a crush on Phyll and blames his death on her (though Violet eventually gets over all this and becomes Madison’s love interest) and can often be found brooding. Her sniper rifle is called the Proto Rifle.

Lily Flowers is the team’s Medic, and the entire basis for her character back when I first envisioned her was that she toyed with general stereotypes for people who play “Healer” characters in media vs in real life. Specifically, back when she first started playing online games, she was what you’d expect from a “healer” character in anime- a moeblob who just wants to help the team, no matter what! But years and years of maining healer characters in online games has worn her down and she’s now more like someone who actually plays healer characters in real life- cynical, sarcastic, and untrusting. Her main coping method that stops her from becoming a total bitter pessimist? Being the team memelord and shitposter. She’s basically the Moca Aoba of the team, the Neptune of the team, the Yang Xiao Long of the team, you know, that character. The one who practically says “Eh? Ehhhh?” after everything they say to make sure everyone got the stupid pun they made. She’s got short messy pink hair and silver eyes, and they don’t change at all when she Logs In. What does change? Well, for one, her prosthetic, since she’s an amputee without a right arm. In her civilian state, her prosthetic is fairly normal; however, when she Logs In to become Yuyuriri, her existing prosthetic twists around to come out of her back, and a new prosthetic that’s bulkier and clumsier but has her MedTool built in is fixed in its place. That’s not the only thing that changes when she Logs In, but it’s the biggest difference; the other big difference is that she wears a big coat in her civilian form, but removes it when she Logs In. She appears to have a different outfit when she’s Logged In, but she’s actually wearing that outfit in her civilian form, too, just under her coat. Specifically, the outfit is made up of a blue turtleneck with no right arm (so it doesn’t get in the way of her second prosthetic), jean short shorts, tights, and boots. Lily’s also a lesbian, and in fact is Stella’s main love interest.

Kyousuke Tenjou, meanwhile, was originally created for two purposes. One, to be a sort of self-insert, and two, to parody/refine the character of Kirito from SAO; the former has mostly been abandoned (my idea was that he’d start out as a total Fedora Neckbeard type, but then slowly get better as he hung out with the rest of the team, and eventually even realize he was actually a transgirl, which is an exaggerated version of how I realized I was trans (I was never quite to the Broni Friendzoni level, but still), but I eventually dropped this aspect to focus more on the Kirito thing and also to keep the team more gender-balanced, though there are still hints of it). So, Kyousuke is this brooding longer swordsman dude who’s visually similar to and named similarly to Kirito, so the comparisons are obvious. But, see, Kirito is regularly rewarded by the series for being this jackass loner dude, even if it does make a token effort to have him grow out of it; the series claims that Kirito’s loner attitude makes him less happy, but more effective as a warrior. Stellar Grievances, meanwhile, makes it clear that Kyousuke’s loner attitude is a weakness and that he’s an arrogant dipshit for thinking he can play a teamwork-based game alone, and he’s mostly doing it in an attempt to look cool and badass when it really makes him look like an asshole and a dumbass. A big part of his character arc is about him unlearning all sorts of toxic masculinity, including some internalized aphobia (because he does start out as this jackass trying to get into every woman he sees’ pants, but it eventually becomes clear that he’s trying to compensate for the fact that he doesn’t actually find any of them attractive and he feels like not liking women makes him less of a man). Anyways, in his civilian form, his hair is short and messy, but longer and messier than Lily’s; his Logged In form, xX_Kyo_Xx (or Kyo for short), reins it back in to Lily levels. His eyes are blue and his hair is black, but when he Logs In his hair is dyed electric blue and he wears green colored contacts. The colored contacts are also functional, as he wears glasses in his civilian form but not his Logged In form. He’s generally wearing black jeans, black boots, and a black sweater in both forms. In his civilian form, he wears a brown jacket, but when he Logs In he trades that out for black gloves and a black cape.

Travis Bhatia was created pretty much alongside the concept of the Scout class itself, but once I’d finished deciding what the Scout class even did, I decided to flesh out his story, and his character arc ended up being about felon’s rights. Because a big part of his backstory is that when he was 19, he committed a horrible crime. And this wasn’t a case of him being framed, or it being an accident; he did a terrible thing on purpose. And he agrees that it was terrible, and even that he deserved to go to jail for what he did. And he did go to jail for three years. But when he got out, that was when the bullshit started. America treats its convicted felons very badly, even once they’ve served their time. And while Travis agrees that he deserved every second of his jailtime, he feels like he was completely screwed over when he got out. He’d served his time, but he was still being punished. And he ended up having to freeload with a cousin of his, and got addicted to online video games like Stellar Grievances. Which is why getting stuck in another world was the best thing that ever happened to him- it let him get a new start on life without the baggage of his felony. Travis is also a first-generation American, as his parents were immigrants from Britain, and he’s also ethnically Indian (for clarification, if it wasn’t obvious, actual Indian, like from India). In his civilian form, he wears jeans and a logo t-shirt; in his Logged In form, Explorer21 (or just Explorer for short), his jeans turn back, he gets his hoverboots, he gets goggles, he gets gloves, the logo on his shirt disappears, and he gets covered in belts, but most importantly, he gets a really long leather coat with a popped collar that looks totally cool when he’s flying around. He’s generally pretty chill and down-to-earth. He’s also gay and very flirty. Originally he was gonna be covered in robes, kinda inspired by the music video for Superheroes by Daft Punk. Travis is also the second tallest of the team after James.

James Reynolds was actually not originally gonna be part of the main cast. I created James to be an antivillain who became friends with Kyousuke and helped Kyosuke realize he was a transgirl, since James was himself a transman. The team’s Marine was gonna be Stella’s brother Tyler. However, I found myself mixing up Travis and Tyler’s names a lot, and realizing that I just liked James better than Tyler, and wanting explicit trans representation back in the team after I decided to leave Kyousuke a guy after all, so I decided to replace Tyler with James. But I didn’t want the antivillain angle with James to go away completely, and Tyler’s presence in the beginning of the story was very important (in fact, Tyler’s presence in the beginning was significantly more important than his presence once things get going, which is part of why I nixed him), so I decided that Tyler would be the team’s initial Marine, but he’d have to leave the team fairly early on, and the team would be without a Marine for a while until James, introduced as an antivillain, would betray his villainous allies to join the protagonists. Anyways, James is the tallest member, with blue eyes and messy orange hair in a ponytail. His general appearance can basically be described as “Bishounen”. He’s generally wearing jeans, a blue t-shirt, and an unbuttoned brown button-up shirt. His Logged In state, Don1998 (or just Don for short), wears a fedora (NOT FOR THOSE REASONS), a dress shirt, dress pants, dress shoes, a green tie, and a blazer. James is generally pretty quiet and stoic, though he does often either chuckle or glare depending on his mood. He’s also bi, and a frequent (willing) target of Travis’s flirting, though his primary love interest is a woman.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that Travis and James’ hair colors change when they Log In. Travis’s hair is black, Explorer’s is green; James’ hair is orange, Don’s is red. Don’s also got slightly shorter hair than James, but James’ hair is already pretty short. Travis has spiky hair in either form.

TOP 10

So I was tagged by @alexzandrake (if you overcome your social anxiety feel free to write ;) ) and because it’s difficult to me to choose the best of my favs here your have 10 of my favs in no particular order~

10. Doctor - Doctor Who

No matter what incarnation (I’m still haven’t watched classics all whoops) Doctor is always amazing. I can’t choose which regeneration was the best, cause they all are some part of him, his journey and growth (and downs). Love how flawed he is and yet so good-hearted. Can’t wait for 13th!

9. All Might/Toshinori Yagi - Boku no Hero Academia

How could I not love dad-Might? But honestly, he decided to single-hended became a symbol of hope for those who can't fight. His image of “mighty hero” looking like from old American hero-comics is a good contrast for how damaged he is due this whole “hero work”.

8. Olivier Armstrong - Fullmetal Alchemist (actually like every god damned character in this series??? especially women)

As woman in men's world, how could I not love this badass military queen? She’s strong not only psychically but mentally. As one of best general in Amestris army she takes command on the strongest men in the army in lil mother-like but strong-handed way.

7. Sera Masumi - Detective Conan

Tomboyish high-school girl who don’t get girls stuff, likes martial arts, is interested in detectives work, would probably wreck the world for her brothers? It looks like my autobiography??? She’s a strong intelligent gurl who can fight for what she believes. Not only by beating people.

6. Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy - The Witcher

I really had hard time to choose one from this series, but I was in love in Regis since primary school when I have read books and games didn’t exist. Former bloodholik, from years trying to restrain from drinking. A loner, but great Geralt’s friend who helped him and his “happy” company to find Ciri. Books left me devastated, but Blood and Wine helped me to recover.

5. Jim Lake Jr - Trollhunters

How to make a great and relatable character in kids cartoon about saving the world? Put in one jar tons of anxiety, stress, love for parent, some of responsibility and goofiness, clumsiness and lil of hardcore badassness and good character development. Plus magic-shoujo transformation. Voila! Here’s Jim.

4. Balalayka - Black Lagoon

Badass woman as head of ruthless Russian mafia who looks like she might murder you. And she would without a single thought. It speaks for itself.

3. Lelouch Lamperouge - Code Geass (I had to google his name lol)

More hardcore Light Yagami but less annoying and in mecha anime with way better ending. Usually cold headed, when you think he already forgot about what morality is, he shows that even if he acts like the total asshole he isn’t one to the core and still care for people. Just don’t show it. But he’s ready to let die thousands to achieve his goal. He’s fucked up.

2. Mephisto Pheles - Ao no Exorcist

Man, I really like characters with doubtful morality. No matter what this series is I really love this annoying bastard. Even when he’s the main gamer in this series we still don’t know exactly what his real aim is, and honestly, I don’t care. Lovable mix of goofiness, otaku and bastard.

1. Shiroe - Log Horizon

Kirito, but 100 times better and more badass. I the beginning of series lil lost and anxious, but never stupid or naive. When he begins to get used to situation he’s in, he starts to be lil asshole who prefer to play bad cop for the sake of result which is always to help others than himself. Plus if you ever enjoyed playing any support character in multiplayer games you’ll be in love like me.

That’s for now. I probably forgot half of them (like Jigen, Hoozuki or Ginko), but I can’t remember every single series or film I watched. Plus there’s no more space for them all :V

So I’m tagging @puzzotopo , @shin-red-dear , @soyoudneverguess , @bananafosters-and-books and @bi-spying :3

My favorite quotes from me and my dipshit friends that I love so much..

"Skipping this detention like a SAVAGE!" -Kaylee

"*girly screams* NOPE, that wasn't me, I didn't scream I- Don't know what you're talking about.. That was not me.." -Jax

"Just tell them to fuck off!" -Candace when you ask for advice on anything

"I remember last summer when I'd just sit here and stare out the window.." -Damien (me)

"And then you got a social life!" -Jax's response to me bitchin'

"How can you be sarcastic without even talking?" -Damien (me)

"Satanic rituals lol" -Reilly's response to me

"I know his name is Kirito, but I just call him Jesus Kun." -Sebastian

"I hate everyone and then I hate some people slightly less." -Jax

"Wow. Bitch I love you. I am right here and you don't love me? That is amazing. But also fair." -Damien (about Crush)

"I can recite the entire bee script." -Kaylee

"So we thought you deserved to be shirtless." -Bella (about my dude on sims)

"Oh wow what a sexy haircut." -Tori

"Oh shit this shoulder is so.. Sexy and so distracting!" -Damien (about Dakota's exposed shoulder)

"All rape starts with the shoulder." -William responding to previous quote

"Guys the boner is so real." -William

"Okay.. Fuck you, Jared, good-bi bitch." -Kaylee, fingergunning

"Lifehatesme.jpg." -Kiara

"BLACK JESUS!!" -Sebastian

"Black Jesus went to jail for you." -Sebastian

Layar Kaca 21

Waktu gue jadian sama hanbin banyak yang nanya, “Kok kalian bisa jadian?”; “Bukannya kemarin hanbin sama eunha?” Yang paling aneh kalo ada yang nanya, “Jung, lu udah pernah anuan sama hanbin? Pasti udah kan?” Apa salah gue coba ditanya kayak gitu, emangnya hanbin mantan rpy ya? Wqwqwqwq. Nah gue bakal jawab semua pendapat sama pertanyaan orang-orang terkait hubungan gue sama hanbin.

“Kok lu bisa jadian sama hanbin?” Gue pernah ditanya kayak gitu dan gue jawab aja takdir SNM-SBMPTN lah yang milih gue buat ngelengkapin hari-hari galaunya hanbin pas kita sama-sama ditolak oleh PTN. HAHAHAHA anjay. Sebetulnya di awal juga gue sama sekali ga ada pikiran bisa taken sama hanbin, dan gue pun sama sekali ga ada pikiran buat ngode-ngode dia supaya dia terkode/? Yang ada malah hanbin yang ngodein gue duluan. Yegak, bi? Ngaku ae lo cuih!

“Jung, lu udah pernah anuan sama hanbin? Pasti udah kan?” Ini juga sering dijadiin bahan ledekan. Gue sama hanbin belum ngapain-ngapain, sumpah. Gue sama dia kapelan sehat. Kalo buat olahraga berat kayak anuan yaa gue belom kepikiran sih, cuma pengen ngerasain dikit aja /GA.

“Jung, gimana sama hanbin? Awet banget sih?” Gue bingung mau jawab apa. Udah jelas gue nyaman sama dia, ga usah ditanya alesannya apa bikos sayang itu ga perlu alesan. HAHAHAHA anjay (2).

“Lucu banget sih cara kapelan kalian, aku jadi iri.” Ga  ada yang perlu diiriin, toh semua orang bisa juga kok ngejalanin hubungan kayak gue sama hanbin sekarang. Tergantung orang yang jalanin aja, apa mereka bisa saling melengkapi dan merasa nyaman.

“Hanbin itu orangnya kayak gimana sih sampe dipertahanin segitunya?” Hanbin sendiri pernah nanya ini ke gue juga deh kayaknya. Gimana ya? Di balik kekurangannya yang betul-betul suram, hanbin itu punya kelebihan yang ga bisa diliat sama loe loe semwa, dan gue ga mau berbagi buat yang satu ini. Gue mau lebihnya hanbin buat gue aja hhhhhh.

“Hanbin kan jarang on, ilang-ilangan terus. Masih betah? Bentar lagi putus nih, liat aja.” Buat yang satu ini sih gue ga pernah mau ambil pusing masalah dia yang jarang on, dan untungnya gue selalu mikir positif. Gue mau liatin dulu nih anak sampe kapan ga muncul-muncul. Gue yakin, dia pasti tau kalo asuna masih nunggu kirito di dunia virtual ini /woelaaah. Pelan-pelan gue mulai ngerti, kenapa gue sayang sama hanbin dan kenapa gue masih pertahanin dia? Gue gak ada alesan buat itu, karna kalo gue ada alesan buat sayang dan bertahan, suatu hari nanti gue juga ada alesan buat ninggalin dia. So, gue ga mau. HAHAHAHA anjay (3). Gue ketemu hanbin karena keadaan, jadi gue mau putus karena keadaan juga. Entah itu karena keadaan kita yang nantinya bakal sibuk sama kehidupan nyata masing-masing dan mengharuskan kita buat ‘Oh yaudah. Take care ya, sukses buat sidangnya hehe’. Gue sebetulnya ga suka bahas yang ini, tapi banyak banget yang ngarepin gue sama hanbin putus. Kenapa sih kenapa? Padahal gue ga pernah pamer kemesraan di depan netizen WOKWOKWOKWOK.

Menurut gue yaa enggak begitu penting sih hubungan gue sama hanbin diliat banyak orang, toh pada dasarnya gue udah nyaman sama dia sekarang. Gue ga pernah iri sama kapel lain karena hanbin ga pernah romantisin gue di timeline secara langsung. Nih asal lo tau ya, bi... Yang terpenting buat gue, sesibuk apapun elo, seenggaknya dalam seminggu- tolong sedikitnya luangin waktu 10 menit aja buat ngobrol sama gue. Cuma 10 menit kok, itu udah lebih dari cukup. Gue juga paham, ga selamanya lo pelototin tuh akun yekan? Lo pasti bakal balik ke rutinitas awal lo. Pokoknya kalo kamu udah aktif jadi kang pulung lagi, jangan lupa siapin surat kaleng sama nasi uduk buat aku.

Gue lupa, apa lagi pertanyaan dan pernyataan yang pernah orang-orang bilang ke gue soal hanbin. Tapi bodo amat sih, why i must cares too much about that? Percaya satu sama lain itu penting. I just believe with him. HAHAHAHA anjay (4).

Oh iya, gue mau bedain hanbin yang dulu sama hanbin yang sekarang wkwkwkwk. Tegar kali ah.

Hanbin yang dulu dalam artian sebelum gue taken sama dia, dan sebelum gue kenal dia lebih dalam lagi. Gue seneng sih, semakin kesini gue semakin paham sama sifat hanbin kayak gimana dan kita juga udah mulai sama-sama terbuka kalo punya masalah terkait dunia virtual ini. Gue seneng bisa sharing sama hanbin, toh semua yang kita punya sekarang juga bakal jadi kenangan kan? Gue mau, gue sama hanbin itu bukan sekedar cerita, tapi perjalanan. HAHAHAHA anjay (5) gue ngetik ini nyengir-nyengir pengen ngakak geli gitu sih sebetulnya.

Awal kenal hanbin tuh lewat agensi Club Roleplay era-era 2015, dan gue sama sekali ga deket sama dia. Kebetulan waktu itu gue lagi galau-galaunya gegara abis putus sama mantan kapel gue, tapi guenya sok-sokan happy aja gitu di timeline hhhhh sok-sok happy no mention + main tod sama member agensi yang sama-sama punya kebiasaan ngalong (for your info, waktu itu gue emang lagi jobless banget abis UN).

Di awal gue jarang liat dia muncul timeline. For the first time gue jb tweetnya hanbin tapi gue betul-betul ga sreg banget interaksi sama dia, semacam convo killer gitu lah gue males kan ya sama tipe orang kayak gitu. Dan kedua kalinya gue liat dia muncul timeline itu pas akhir april, disitu posisinya gue lagi ngalong gitu sama member CR lainnya, dan dia lewat cuma sekedar ngetweet “Oh lagi pada main tod toh”, abis itu dia ilang. Berhubung gue udah ga sreg sama dia dan gue juga tipe orang yang bodo amatan apalagi sama orang baru, jadi ya gue lewatin aja tuh tweetnya dia. Tapi ga ngerti kenapa tiba-tiba gue sama hanbin bisa deket, bahkan sampe taken. Mungkin karena grup dm ‘Pejuang SNM-SBMPTN’ itu kali ya, bi? Eh tapi gue ngerasa di grup dm itu juga gue ga kode-kode, justru hanbin yang kode-kode najisin gitu ke gue HAHAHA. Jujur ya bi, gue kira tuh lo bakal jadian sama eunha, anak-anak agensi juga ngiranya gitu. Gue ga tau kenapa lo bisa berlabuh ke gue, padahal gue ga mepet-mepet ke elo yekan? Gue juga tergolong member cewek yang cuek, songong, classy gitu yekan? Udah, iyain aja. Semenjak ada grup dm itu, hanbin jadi sering lewat timeline gue terus tiap malem udah kek spg rokok. Dari situ gue, hanbin, dan member agensi jadi sering no mention, ngobrol ga jelas, main tod berjamaah sampe shubuh. Ya pokoknya pasca UN-SNM-SBM itu idup berasa ga ada faedahnya sama sekali, sumpah.

Daaaaan, jadilah sampe akhirnya sekarang gue sama hanbin. Gue jadi tau hanbin itu gimana orangnya, susah dirangkai pake kata-kata. Hanbin cuek care anget-anget gitu kayak eek ayam. Dia bukan orang yang emosional dan dia juga ga mau ditanya kalo lagi ada masalah. Gue juga kadang kalo nanya sama dia soal ada masalah apa, dia cuma bales gapapa. Tapi nanti ada waktunya dimana dia dateng sendiri dan cerita sama gue sebenernya ada apa. Gue udah apal banget kalo hanbin lagi unmood atau sibuk, pasti tiba-tiba langsung bales singkat gitu. Udah kebal gue digituin sama lo, bi. Kalo dia lagi kumat kayak gitu yaudah gue liatin aja, gue tungguin sampe tuh orang balik normal lagi.

Hanbin itu ga ada romantisnya sama sekali, hampir dua tahun gue jalan sama dia, tapi dia ga pernah kasih gue pict bunga atau boneka kek pasangan normal lainnya. Sumpah, ini ga bohong. Dan hanbin juga pernah bilang, “Kenapa gua sama yoojung kgk ada romantis-romantisnya ya?” Gue ga punya tipe tertentu sih, terima apa adanya aja. Hanbin juga udah bikin gue nyaman, jadi menurut gue apa aja yang dia lakuin itu yaa gue hargain banget. Jadi lo ga perlu sok-sok romantis geliin gitu dah, bi. Ada sisi dimana elo ga sadar kalo sebetulnya lo udah sering ngelakuin hal yang bikin gue ‘Ah qm so sweet aneuddd’ WKWKWKWK. Ya intinya sih, makin kesini gue mulai paham sama lo yang- ‘Oh elo begini begini toh, oh ternyata lo begitu begitu, oh lo ga suka kalo gini, oh lo lebih suka kek gitu’.

Kalo di stalk dan diraba-raba, typing hanbin yang sekarang sama dulu itu beda. Dulu dia alay-alay greget, sekarang sok-sokan pake wibawa gitu. Gue ga paham, kebanyakan ngerjain laporan+makalah kali lo ye?

Gue udah ngerasain paitnya yoojung-hanbin/bogum selama 21 bulan ini. Ini hubungan ngalir bagai sungai walaupun ada sedikit sampah yang ikut nganyut wkwkwk. Dan gue ga pernah bosen, paling cuma capek dikit. Capek nunggunya, tapi dikit doang sih. Hebat kan gue? Berarti yang mantan kapel gue bilang itu bener dong yaa, dia bilang kalo gue cewe yang kuat, sehat dan kekar. HAHAHAHA anjay (6).

Oh iya ini yang perlu gue pertegas, lo jangan pernah ngerasa ga enak sama gue gara-gara gue dibuat terus-terusan nunggu. Enggak kok, sama sekali bukan masalah besar buat gue, gue ga keberatan. Lo sibuk, gue sibuk, kita sama-sama sibuk, dan ini bukan yang pertama kali kita disibukin sama dunia real masing-masing kan? Enjoy aja, jalanin. Well, justru terkadang gue mikir “lo bosen ya sama gue?”; “lo bosen ga sih sama hubungan kita yang kek gini-gini aja?” Dan setiap gue tanya gitu, lo selalu bilang enggak. Seandainya kalo emang lo bosen sama gue juga gapapa sih bi, wajar ya namanya manusia, hak lo sebagai manusia. MANUSIA ULAR HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ibaratnya, yang nyata aja masih suka bosen apalagi yang virtual kayak gini.

Kemarin tanggal 10 ya? Gue sama hanbin baru 21 bulan. Mungkin masih belom ada apa-apanya dibanding pasangan lain yang mungkin udah beratus-ratus bulan lamanya bersama. Oke, yang ini lebay banget ya tolong. Rasanya baru gue tinggal eek, gue udah monthversary lagi aja. Gue selalu mikirin apa yang harus gue kasih setiap bulannya supaya berkesan gitu macem cewek-cewek normal lainnya yang bikin thread, ngespam cowoknya, tag sana sini. Ya gue tau kalo gue ga normal, dan gue sadar dengan segala kelebihan yang gue punya, gue terlalu cute untuk melakukan hal semacam itu ke elo bi. Bukan style-nya actyoojung banget peulishhh.

Kita udah ganjil 21 bulan nih, bi. Inget ga? Inget aja gitu ya, masa gue terus yang ucapin perdana ke lo sih ih. Kita udah ketawa bareng, sedih bareng, gila bareng, tidur bareng, mandi bareng, ngupil bareng, kentut bareng, ngegembel bareng. Terserah sih kedepannya mau kayak gimana nih ending, asalkan kita masih tetep bareng sampe kita betul-betul disibukin sama sidang kampus dan lupa sama dunia virtual ini. Entah itu gue duluan yang pamit, atau lo lebih dulu pamit. Pokoknya gue mau ending dari yoojung-hanbin itu yaa karena keadaan yang pisahin, bukan kemauan dari kita. HAHAHAHA anjay (7) jadi sok bijak ala-ala Tere Liye gini sih gue.

Udah ah capek gue, berasa bikin pembahasan praktikum Imunohematologi. Untung diketik, bukan ditulis tangan. Sebetulnya masih banyak yang mau gue ulas, mungkin next time gue lanjutin. Yaa walaupun gue ga tau yoojung-hanbin bakalan ada sampe kapan, pasti gue lanjutin kok... di blog pribadi gue tapi HHHHHHH.

Sudah ya, see you!

Look I love SAO but the fact that Kawahara killed off Eugeo--Kirito’s best friend, partner and really the first official male companion he’s had (Klein and Agil only half count)--and kept Alice alive just so she could inevitably be implemented into the harem Kirito didn’t even ask to be part of is ridiculous and it makes me so. So. AhahahaHAHAHAAAA

Asuna or Sinon for the Ask Meme?

I feel like I should be a bit more careful with these two since they're dudebros favorites but I have tons of LN evidences that I can provide if anyone asks specifically, so who cares?

1) Asuna:

Sexuality headcanon: Bi

Favorite ship(s): Kirito, Yuuki, Sinon, Alice, Argo, Kizmel

Brotp: Lisbeth

Notp: Sugou (again fandom, for real?)

These are CANON LN info:

- In the vol 7 LN version in 2011 after Yuuki asked if she can marry Asuna, instead of outrightly rejecting Yuuki due to her relationship with Kirito like the anime, Asuna actually thought of the Japanese government's current planning & discussion for partnership certificate for same-sex couples, which actually became true in our real life in Shibuya in central Tokyo in 2015! So yes, ASUNA SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED MARRYING YUUKI IN ORIGINAL LN! But Yuuki backed out right away saying it was a joke, but given her personality, I don't think it was all joke, she forfeited mostly because she didn't want to burden Asuna due to how short-lived Yuuki would be.

- In LN vol 9, it's said that the first person Asuna brought home for a sleepover is Sinon, even before Kirito! Also, unlike Kirito, Asuna is actively the one who becomes close & learns of all the girls' feelings & fear this way.

- In LN vol 16, Asuna met Alice and both of them have monologues that talked about how in awe they are of each other's beauty. Asuna also thought just like how Kirito and her bickered & fought each other in Aincrad, she has a feeling she will become just as close with Alice since they are also bickering & fighting. You guys can totally see it when Unital Ring is fully translated where there are many moments Alice supports & comforts Asuna or when they exchange mutual hugs.

- I can't wait for Progressive to get there so I can rave about how much attached Asuna is to Kizmel! Those lily flower background in the manga version of Asuna's image of Kizmel is so 😍

A random headcanon:

- Asuna would love to do more study on botany (she's very knowledgeable about plants in UR) and it branched off to become her desire to learn in university.

General opinion: 

I feel like she is a good character that Reki still couldn't use to her fullest potential. Instead of focusing on how great her love for Kirito is, we don't see often as much about her tactical intelligence or what she does separately from Kirito, or her specific dreams other than Kirito *sigh*. Given that it comes to V25 already and the author isn't that much interested in it, it should be the fans who take matters to their own hands, I guess.

2) Sinon:

Sexuality headcanon: Bi, with more preference for girls

Favorite ship(s): Asuna, Leafa

Brotp: Kirito

Notp: Kirito xD

A random headcanon:

- Given how much she got along with GGO Kiriko when she thought he was female and her apparent disappointment when she learned it's not, I like to think she'd love to have a gunner girlfriend in fantasy, it never came true, sad for her.

- She used to have a complicated feeling for Kyouji, but after everything Sinon wished to be able to help him, since he was the first to reach out his hands for her. She also often goes to Kirigaya residence and becomes Kirito's PTSD confidant after Alicization arc besides Suguha.

General opinion: She's a well developed character with the most potential to be an independant lead of a spinoff series. I'd love to see more of her like this.

What is your take on Kirito’s relationship with some of the male characters in Alicization/Lycoris?

Eugeo

Renly

Eldrie Woolsburg

Bercouli

I didn’t add Deusolbert since he feels more like a older brother or father figure at the very least sort of like Agil and Klein were like Kirito. Eiji and Itsuki, who albeit is a original game character, are of the only few male cast members who weren’t like this but they got shipped more with the MC in Fatal Bullet, who canonically is a male.

1) Eugeo

Sexuality headcanon: Bi

Favorite ship(s): Kirito, Tiese (mostly one-sided on Tiese' part)

Brotp: Alice, Golgorosso

Notp: Quinella

A random headcanon:

- If he wasn't a woodcutter, he'd love to be a historian or a scholar, surrounded himself with books

- Eugeo loves fairy tales, he tended to dream of being the hero to rescue the captured princess in high tower, who in turn became Alice. But given his idolization of Bercouli & when Kirito came to his rescue in Floor 100 of Central Cathedral, he realized that the one he loves in the fairy tales is never the princess but the hero (like for real Reki what did you even think about when you wrote Eugeo's feelings about Kirito in that moment "His heart swelt up with an emotion he couldn't even named"?). However by then it's too late, he couldn't change his objective anymore, so the only thing he could give to Kirito is a red rose blade embedded with his will to continue being by Kirito's side.

General opinion: 

Eugeo is the most intricately written character in the LN version that it's warranted for him be a well-beloved character among readers, and I know there is a lot of controversial opinions on whether his death is a worthwhile decision in Reki's storytelling, but given that I was raised in East Asian study where people treat death differently than how Western people often criticized as the "Bury Your Gay" trope, I find that his death brought out Kirito's most vulnerable character as well as finding strength even in the most hopeless and depressive situation. Also I find beauty in "love that transcends death and time", which is continuously proven in Unital Ring, where he never forgets the memories for his best friend or his passing.

2) Renly

Sexuality headcanon: Pan

Favorite ship(s): His dead male partner, Tiese

Brotp: Kirito

Notp: none

A random headcanon:

- Kirito often sees in Renly similarities with Eugeo and that hurts him (this is CANON in the mobile game), while Renly can't remember his dead partner clearly but he finds comfort in Kirito as well due to how similar they are. They tend to have expeditions together as Swordman Delegate and trusted Knight.

General opinion: Renly is a good side character that a lot can relate to. Also I know there are fans who share my headcanon and even ship them, but personally I don't feel right for anyone to be treated as substitute for their dead beloved so the most I can think of them is that they're good friends who help each other getting over their trauma.

3) Eldrie Woolsburg

Sexuality headcanon: Straight

Favorite ship(s): Alice

Brotp: Eydis

Notp: Kirito (sorry)

A random headcanon:

- He sees Kirito & Eydis (female Knight in ARS who's so highkey suspiciously lesbian) as love rivals for Alice, though through their foes he ends up respecting them as a person, though it's hard to say if he comes to like them 😅

General opinion: I like him and his devotion to Alice, but please chill, man. I think he should learn how to love her as herself rather thinking of her as an object to protect which she clearly doesn't need (this is clear in ARS)

4) Bercouli

Sexuality headcanon: straight (sorry I tried but I can't see him any other than this)

Favorite ship(s): Fanatio

Brotp: Quinella (more in the sense of hundred years old drinking fellows)

Notp: ...Eugeo (seriously people? 😅)

A random headcanon:

- He's only interested in woman but he's totally chill with any sexuality his subordinates are, like how he's so amused whenever he sees Eydis flexing her gayness unknowingly, and if Dakira is still alive he'd feel OK to entrust Fanatio to her

- He highly respects Eugeo for defeating him, and Kirito for his mental strength that changed Fanatio's discriminated look on her own gender and his effects on other Knights, and in a lot of dire situations he can count on the young boys (shown in Lycoris manga)

General opinion: He's a great character and his life goes full circle in canon, so honestly I don't feel like adding anything more.

i've seen like one or two people seeing other kirito & asuna ships (not even just yujikiri and. er. whatever the asuna/alice ship is called. other ships too) and being like "BBBBUT THEIR BOOOOOND THEIR SAO/ALO-MADE BOOOOOND WHAT ABOUT THAT" and im just like. bruh. bruh u kno couples who break up can still be friends, right? u kno that's a thing, right? (also bonus: them being each other's wingmen)

KLDASMLDSA YEAH EXACTLY MY POINT and also like. Let people enjoy what they want, you know? Nobody. Literally nobody really pays attention to canon anymore do you KNOW how popular non-canon ships are nowadays bc people were big brained and started shipping better couples

Honestly Kirito and Asuna’s relationship to me felt the closest and the most like. Genuinely real inside of SAO. But after that? Things are obviously different in the real world, so I’ve always headcanoned that they naturally drifted apart after getting back into the routine of their normal lives;; Asuna even mentions at one point that she’s not the same person she was in SAO--she’s fallen back into the persona that she had before she became the Vice Commander, and THAT is the person Kirito fell in love with. So after being with her in the real world and realizing that their situation with falling in love and getting together inside of SAO was pretty unique, and that they aren’t the same people they were in SAO, they had a mutually agreed breakup (especially after the GGO incident/during the Mother’s Rosario arc bc at that point they were spending more time apart than together, and found that they were actually happier as friends than as a couple). 

Kirito and Asuna sort of met each other under their online personas, personalities that they created--meanwhile, Kirito met Eugeo as himself, and Asuna with Alice, so from the start their entire relationships together have felt WAY more real and developed a lot better. I definitely feel that even after they break up they’d still go to each other for advice and comfort a lot, being the person the other probably trusts the most, and they are totally each other’s wingmen oh my god. The other reason why they broke up is because they both realized they’re bi and might want to try dating other people to see what it’s like, rather than commit to a lifelong relationship neither of them are totally sure about. Asuna was like “So I found out I might like girls” and Kirito was like “And as it turns out I might like boys” and they looked at each other and were just like “Cool” LOL

Sorry to just headcanon dump like that LMAOOO but yes..............in all the Yujikiri fics I’ve written Asuna and Kirito are still SUPER close, but only as friends, and they tease each other about being gay all the time and it’s hilarious and adorable. We’ve only ever seen them as like, kinda rivals to instant lovers so I’d love to see what they’re like as friends only :’0c