Merry Christmas, everyone. Benevolent horrified me. At least Arthur was wearing a silly little sweater vest.
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loved the christmas special, very silly, but let’s be honest with ourselves, if kayne wrote a malevolent special jarthur would not be platonic, that man is the biggest jarthur shipper I’ve ever seen
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arthur & john singing baby it’s cold outside together is something that can be so special
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benevolent: hey remember how many holes you fall down hahahaha
malevolent: eating that man and using his bones as tools still haunts my waking dreams, john
benevolent: oh nooo the turkey....
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//INTERMEZZO SPOILERS//
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Realized that the Christmas special was just canon Kayne messing with a different universe arthur and John
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baby it's cold outside playing. is this a Benevolent reference?
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I thought my boys would finally have a break from the horrors, but no. Kayne wtf.
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They really said "you're gonna remember you're listening to a horror podcast"
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Sitcom!Arthur wouldn't last an hour in the Dreamlands. He'd see a giant cliff roach emerge from its pod and go "Heheh... Nice kitty😅"
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John straight out being like “shouldn’t you be with the church…. ???? Goers? The people who believe in god? or whatevs” and that being the literal only interaction these bitches have ever had is just ticking my brain in a very peculiar spot and I love it lmao
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just listened to benevolent. kayne is actually so cringe i love him im going to hunt him for sport
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how are horror podcast writers consistently the funniest people on earth
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and i hope when you hear ‘john stan’, you think of me
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