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biteybeast · 4 months

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tysonfurybattlepass · 2 months

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“OUGHHHH SMILODON AND MEGANTEREON GENUS CATS MUST HAVE HAD GIGANTIC JOWLS AND DROOLED ALL OVER BECAUSE THEIR TEETH ARE SO LOOOONG” shut up and look at him. nature is beautiful

#beastposting #hydropotes

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favouritefi · 28 days

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Boops You From My Night Cube

#beastposting

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shrimpoe · 4 months

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Do you think there's correlation between the 104% chance of the planet hitting earth, and the constant .38 that isn't adding up

#presumably the distraction is refiling the same info from january(?)and it isn't adding correct #i need to know what it all means... i also need caroldonna for end game #beastposting #carol and the end of the world

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tytoalbias · 10 months

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stretching isnt enough i need to undergo a painful bone crunching transformation

#mine #sorry im freakposting again #beastposting #tf

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creature-in-the-treeline · 4 months

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I realized I can be insane on my blog I will be so insane here one second.

so. one of our friends got us into metalocalypse right.

and I thought ooooh no I'm not gonna be too autistic about it noooooo me? little old me? autistic about metal band show? noooooooo

guess who's autism

me being extremely autistic below the cut I feel like this is gonna be long uuuuuuhhhhh beware

OK SO. FIRST OF ALL I WANNA BITE EVERY SINGLE FUCKER IN DETHKLOK ALL OF THEM ARE BITEABLE.

PICKLES? BITEABLE LOOKS LIKE HE'D FIGHT ME AND THAT'S FUN. MURDERFACE? I WANNA KILL HIM. SKWISGAAR? ALSO WANNA KILL HIM BUT I DON'T HATE HIM AS MUCH AS MURDERFACE. TOKI? he's my special guy. I'm adopting him everyone is so mean to him. NATHAN? I WANT TO BITE HIM I DON'T CARE IF HE CONTROLS THE OCEAN OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER I WANT TO BITE HIM I WANT TO BITE HIM

CHARLES DESERVES MORE RECOGNITION IDC IF HE'S ALREADY THE FANDOM SCRUNKLY I APPRECIATE HIM SO MUCH. I WANT THE CREATORS TO DROP HIS BIRTHDAY SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

THEY DID MAGNUS SO WRONG I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL HE DESERVED BETTER. "oh but he stabbed people and blah blah blah blah blah" ok. count how many deaths Dethklok was responsible for. how many was Magnus responsible for? that's right unconfirmed number. Who's Worse.

RAAASRHHRHRHRGRHRR. I COULD BE INSANE ABOUT DETHKLOK. I COULD! BUT I AM NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA. ME WANTING TO MAUL THEM TO DEATH IS BUT A SHOW OF SPITEFUL AFFECTION (EXCEPT FOR MURDERFACE I FUCKING HATE HIM)

AAAAAAAAHRURHRHRHRH

#metalocalypse #im insane #im so insane #beastposting

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geriatricswagger · 14 days

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#behold her magnificent orbs #blem :p #beastposting #personal beasts

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fearsomegaybeast · 29 days

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I have become real (in minecraft)

#sillies #beastposting #therian #wolf #werewolf #made this model in bockbench and exported it to Customizable Player Models mod btw #the texture of the wolf on the fourth pic is just a skinpack

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nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour · 4 months

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Any aquatic wildlife biologists out there who can explain to me like I'm five how the hell it that rainbow trout and steelhead are THE SAmE sPECiEs???! What the FUCK??? How is this possible?,?,

#one goes to ocean and one stays behind?? how do they decide to stay or go??#what's it in for the steelhead to leave if the rainbow trout can make a perfectly good living in the river #without undergoing the dicey prospect of rebooting their bodies one organ at a time to live in saltwater???#beastposting

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wonhaemonimoni · 1 year

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