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Banzai Florist - Hyper-Reality TV (2020)
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Kingfisher doesn’t have a single song on genius yet
#I was dethroned from my spot as number one banzai florist contributor it’s time for me to get back in the game#an original
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sometimes work involves:
the usual:
coworker, in a silly voice: “do you have any red roses??”
other coworker, surrounded by red rose arrangements: “no, not a one. :( ”
having help at the wrapping table is SO NICE. T_T today’s help was T. he is very fast! and willing to cart things around. which is nice bc me & A started the day with a case of Soggy Knee. it gets all swollen and gross and your leg feels like it’s gonna separate into 2 pieces. but after you stand a while, it’s fine. until then, it’s nice to be able to depend on someone else for all the footwork lmao
oh but bc T was at the wrapping table, no one remembered to check the hoophouse. the sun was out all day. it was 80 degrees in there. OOPS. pansy soup. they opened the walls. it’s fine.
me crawling under the wrapping table, over top the wooden cart/bin full of newspapers, looking for a certain kind of box leftover from christmas that fell behind everything. all that was visible from the work area was my lower legs.
Ro walked by, towards the bathrooms, and said “don’t think you can hide under there! if we can’t find you, that’s the first place I’ll look!!”
“aw MAN. :( ”
so then I finished wrapping the thing I’d been working on, and moved on to restocking the shelves of empty vases for the florists, located on the other side of the walkway from the wrapping able. this involved kneeling on the ground in the funny little shelf nook to open the vase boxes.
Ro walked back towards the work area, startled when she saw me, and was like, “I TOLD YOU. stop trying to hide!!”
I threw a ball of rolled-up tape at her. it missed. :( :(
there was some kind of network issue??? so there were only 3 incoming orders in the printer this morning... and then suddenly like 20 came in all at once in the late morning, and we all had to rush to get stuff ready in time. @_@
“it’s ‘bonsai,’ not ‘banzai.’ ‘bonsai’ is trees. ‘banzai’ is what you say before you cut someone’s head off.”
“oh, right. okay.”
subs and cookies for dinner. 🎉
the greenhouse workroom has been converted into a walk-in cooler. it’s really neat that it works so well!! idk where we would have put everything otherwise. there’s a lot of arrangements. but also. going from boiler room -> BIG COLD AREA -> sunny greenhouse is like. whuh. temperature swings.
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Tagged by @esperata
Rules: make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles, then tag as many people as you want. (Gonna expose my shitty music tastes with this lmaoooooo)
Real Life- banzai florist
Opaul- Freddie Dredd
Guyliner- Dorian Electra (epilepsy warning)
Using the Internet for French- Austin Weber
Immaterial Girl- SOPHIE
Sabotage- Wale ft. Lloyd
Hope- Tim Legend
Give it- Betta Lemme
Alien Boy -Oliver Tree
Lover is a Day- Cuco
Like or Like Like- Miniature Tigers
Emotional Prism- Mikazuki BIGWAVE
ROXANNE- Arizona Zervas
You Are my Lucky Star- Gene Kelly & Debbie Reynolds (also this ajsnskdkdmdk)
This was a lot of fun to do! Anyone is free to do it!
#this took me a while bc I genuinely have an eclectic taste in music and I didn’t want to show my Whole Ass online w the shit I stream#so I tried to piece together music I really like and that kiiiiinda sound cohesive together. excluding the last one ofc#y’all thought I wasn’t going to sneak in an alien reference by the end of this? 🤨🤨🤨 think again#not rogue related#asks
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Recommend me some colored vinyls! Here are some artists I like if that helps
The 1975
Green Day
Panic! At The Disco
Yungblud
Mindless Self Indulgence
My Chemical Romance
I mean I guess any mainstream pop punk from the early-mid 00s would do
The Black Eyed Peas when Fergie was in it
Only good System of a Down songs
Those weird ass artists like banzai florist and Shimmertraps
Weezer
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Vibe with me
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theres no better feeling than remembering some fragment of a song, searching through your lack of organization in spotify for about 45 minutes, and finally finding it and realizing that yeah this bops
#song is real life by banzai florist#i REALLY need to organize my shit better#i have a script that dumps my weekly discovers into one big playlist#but its like 50 hours long now and is just unbearably big and annoying to trawl through
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Bye Tokkis 🐰🐇
26.8.2020
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why did nobody tell me transcribing lyrics for genius was this emotionally rewarding
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17 again by banzai florist and michael poggioli
YUPYUP ADDED TO MY PLAYLIST thank youuuu legend for this rec. i love it wow
anonymously send me a song to listen to
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