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tondurtoka · 9 months

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mixing-a-lot Sir Mix-A-Lot's hand

#art #drawing #practice #fanart #digital art #Sir Mix A Lot #Chex Mix #hand #hand reference #art reference #blending #colouring #shading #marker #veiny hand #bagel is back #gift

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charminglyantiquated · 11 months

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#as far as I can tell this is an original quote?#thank you mr bagel for your bleak words #I literally doubled back to get a picture of this bc I wasn’t sure I’d read it right #disco elysium ass sign #photo #op

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bamboo-bees · 22 days

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/slams hands down/ Dammit I love these boys

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collection-bundle · 2 months

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Recent(ish) finds!

Sorry it’s been awhile folks, I’m a student and this is the time of year where everything is ramping up. I have some more posts queued tho ;)

#IM BACK #bagels posts #collection #crowcore #oddities #curio #lost & found #crow core #gremlincore #trinkets

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creakysocks · 11 months

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"...So have you like... considered... *not* making another collider that could potentially break reality as we know it???"

"I mean I did but then i thought of what we'd be missing out on!"

"And what would that be??"

"More holes!"

idk im just thinking abt this au again

#supervillain sidekicks au #spiderverse #aaron davis #miles morales #the spot #atsv #I just keep rotating this au... have made a whole little dialogue between miles and aaron for this and its just #gaaahhhh so many ideas #between aaron surviving and just how that plays out over the course of a year #and then meeting spot and dealing w him #and the fact that aaron and spot were technically coworkers #i feel like miles would tell aaron abt the whole bagel thing and then it comes back like #iunno i have thoughts and dialogue hard but this au would be really funny in some ways but also lead to some conversations tm in other ways #comic

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blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds · 18 days

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IV.

(Source, Original Source - brought to us by the lovely jawsofeden)

#sleep token #iv sleep token #structurally unsound for a second or maybe intentional #everything bagel iv #love him to pieces that i'd sew back together for fun

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thevioletharmon · 2 months

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Jojo siwa didn’t even write Karma 💀 she fucking stole it from Brit Smith

And says she ‘invented’ gay pop as if gay pop hasnt been around for decades already!

Can someone just cancel her already ?? I’m getting second hand embarrassment.. she did not come back like a boomerang at all

#jojo siwa #karmas a bitch #karma #Brittney smith #Brit smith #copycat #gay pop #came back like a boomerang #did the worm #called it humping #I was a bagel

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magechancellor · 21 days

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Once again, I return with top quality Missing Link content. Plain is winning so much they are spilling into sesame.

#khml #kh brain #khml player #kh plain #bagelposting #yes i'm back with the dead meme #i know horses are the cool thing now #but alas I have no nearby ranches just the local bagel shop #although with the way i keep bringing this old joke back again #i guess you could say i'm beating a dead horse

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the-catboy-minyan · 3 months

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when the shabbos queen enters my walls do you see her?

idk who you're talking about I'm busy fighting this feral lady who's trying to steal my secret stack of bagels that I hid behind the fridge

#asks #jumblr #shitposting #the back of the fridge keeps my bagels warm :)#i have no idea if this is funny

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slightlytoastedbagel · 9 months

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Being totally honest the fact they chose Rui to be the character to have the awkward angle in the art for the new designs is the funniest thing they could have done. Arguably the most popular character and the fandom can't even fucking draw half of him yet.

#project sekai #rui kamishiro #anyway. wxs's designs are mixed to me #i like tsukasa's and miku's (i really like miku's it's better than her old one)#nene's and emu's both feel like the same outfit just with more white #rui's we only have the back for so i can't really comment on him (like the black/white pants though it fits him)#better than mmj's on par with l/n's and vbs's is still the best #bagel's rambles

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blue-jos10 · 2 years

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neil x andrew + kevin

💯 💯 gotta be one of the best ships to exist

#fr gotta be one of the best equations i've ever seen #andreil are together and kevin is just. there. he sure does. exist.#(neil x andrew) + kevin #never have i seen a man so inclusively third wheeling #'we're going to the mall on a date kevin' 'k im coming in a min'#andreil don't see anything diff about it either #they're a threesome. except that. one dude is not dating. its not like a trio where two members are dating. its a threesome. but also. not.#he's not cockblocking. andreil dgaf about him being there.#they just straight up make out in front of him #andreil: *aggressive kissing*#kevin: i've got some bagels #neil: non-gluten?#kevin: ofc #neil: nice #andreil: *back to aggressive kissing*#kevin day #neil josten #andrew minyard #aftg #all for the game #aftg shitpost #andreil #the foxes #the foxhole court #tfc #blue's bs #aftg hc

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steveyockey · 4 months

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we have an evil neighbor at the bagel shop who fights with and threatens to call the cops on customers who unknowingly park on his property and he did this on friday and GOT RAN OVER in front of the store and now whenever we try to tell anyone about this it’s like “hey you know that guy who has the place next to bagel?” and every time they’re like “oh the asshole who told me I was gonna get towed for parking in his spot for a whole 3 minutes?” and every time there’s a moment of sheer derangement where we get to say “well, he got RAN OVER” like it feels biblical or like something that happened to a side character in the last thirty pages of a faulkner novel when in fact it happened in real life about fifty feet in front of me

#I have had time to process this now. I think. like you have to understand what a narrative throughline this is. the guy apparently once #dumped chum at the back of the bagel shop because something displeased him #we hope he’s okay! and cars are WEAPONS! but dear god it was a matter of time

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figothynewton · 5 months

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Starting a petition to take away editing software from pjo fans cause I can’t take it anymore

#girl!!#one minute I am trying to make a bagel #and the next I am crying about watching the start of one of the purest loves there is #which also happens to be the love that I wanted when I was 12!!!#I can’t do this!!!#saw an edit from pjo 1.05 with work song in the back and I’m sick!!!#i’m ill #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo

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mildmayfoxe · 7 days

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my bagels were moldy AND there was a pantry moth in the kitchen!!! 💀😭😩😔😵😵‍💫😭😥😭

#chatpost #one of the bagels looked ok so i ate it anyway...#i'm so tiiiiredd of these stupid moths. they keep coming back. get away from me

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