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dailybehbeh · 4 months

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orum · 2 years

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Summoning the vacation cottage cleaning demon #autoreply (at Asserbo Plantage) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf4SLA4M-8m/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#autoreply

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beemovieerotica · 25 days

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#autoreplies kill me

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pen1ag0n · 2 years

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220720 Yanan weibo update:

stay positive

#yan an #yanan #ptg #pentagon #updates #sns #didnt expect that ...#thanks yenan for the update 🥲 he even added auto reply on his weibo dms so ppl can write hin stuff #*him #if u dont get a reply u cant send another message thats why autoreply is neat

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eisbecherovka · 1 year

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Pour one out for all the girlies with no work-life balance

#i'm dealing with some HR stuff atm (visa-related as always)#one of them responded to an email i sent last week yesterday that is on Sunday #then i emailed her colleague today and got an automated reply so i started drafting another email #only to find that the woman who's out of house had forwarded it to her colleague #otoh i'm grateful bc this is urgent for me #but otoh you could not pay me enough to check my work email on vacation #especially not when i have an autoreply designating 3 other people as my contacts

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tipsywench · 2 years

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I love reading through What Is This Thing on reddit because while there's a lot of cool shit that gets posted, sometimes people randomly find things that could get themselves killed and everyone has a nice little panic in the comments

#it happens enough that theres an autoreply lol #i shouldnt laugh but omg people do find a lot of dangerous shit out there #and they just approach it and take photos like its no big deal

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fuyuesu · 1 year

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do my mutuals know about the time i tried to make a funny lil hiimayo vid and in the process ended up gettign my 50k subscriber youtube channel hacked and then subsequently deleted

#melty rambles #enstarsposting #arguably one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me #i needed a video editing program to make the meme so i just went and downloaded the fishiest most blatant malware youve ever seen #no sense of internet safety in the slightest #despite being on the internet since i was a child #i still think its so funny . im not even going to bother trying to contact youtube again about getting my channel reinstated #they keep sending me bot autoreplies that dont address my actual problem so ive just given up #hiimayo killed my youtube channel god bless o7

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sweetfirebird · 1 year

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Also, oh my god I do not understand Facebook--Meta, whatever--"Business Suite"

It tells me I have notifications, I click on the icon, it takes me to my business suite, where messengers, comments, likes etc are all listed as notifications but trying to see each one takes me to a different place.

???

It was in one place before. How is this helpful? If I were running a corporate account for a large business, maybe??? But a small business (I mean, I don't sell anything through them but they consider me a small business)

Trying to view comments and a message and getting sent to three different places? and then also seeing some old comments in a separate place. Comments I did respond to--months/weeks ago. But now I didn't mark them as "Read" so FB is going to keep bothering me about them?

Every social media site conspiring to make small creators suffer.

Anyway, as ever, I hate Facebook, and now I guess I will use it even less. Unfortunate, since some people are attached to it and want to speak to me there.

#and they put in some terrible auto reply to messages without me turning it on #someone tells me they like a book and the autoreply is like THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS #ARGH

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alethiometry · 2 years

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pls send your thoughts n prayers that i get my official offer letter this week

#pls..... 2wks ago fhe recruiter said she had good news to share and then her autoreply was an OOO message #saying she'd be back the 5th. MA'AM???????????#cool story charlotte

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lynniethebeegirl · 5 days

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I swear apartment hunting was not this difficult five years ago

#half of these places never call back #half want to only communicate through AI generated emails #one has an autoreply to all message or email inqueries saying to call a number #i call the number the person tells me they have some units available but doesnt have a ton of info about them #i give her my email and ask for photos and more info #she never sends them #another place has a 200$ application fee that Im absolutly not paying until I can talk to someone about some questions i have #I just want to know what utilities are included!!!!!

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cowpokezuko · 5 months

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it feels weird to try to study while all I can think about is the story of the Palestinian grandfather who wears his beloved granddaughter's earring as a badge after she was murdered by as Israeli airstrike.

There is so much evil in the world that needs to be overthrown, but I still have to study for my exams. I wish I could do more.

I don't believe in god, but I hope all the grandparents that have lost grandchildren find some peace. I hope they get to see a free Palestine.

#Like I go to protests when I can but I live in a small city with not a ton of left-wing organizing #I've emailed state reps but all I've gotten back from them was an autoreply about how israel has a right to defend itself #I won't lose hope because that's not useful and fascism never wins #but school just seems so banal #palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free

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chrisbangs · 9 months

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happy birthday li! I hope I’m not late!! have the greatest day ever 🎂🥳

you're not late at all 🥹🫶💗 it's only just begun so 🥺🩶🫂 thanku sososoo much vivi 😭🤍 i really appreciate it mwah!!!

#my autoreply is always to be like hey you too!! HANWKSNSKSKS so i hope you also have a wonderful day 🥹💗🫶🩶#vivi #hynjinnnn #answered #also ur url i smiled 🥹🤍 !!!!!!#230813

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d-i-r-k-s-t-r-i-d-e-r · 10 months

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someone may be ghostnoting—that last post has an invisible reblog, so if you reblogged it heads-up

#ime tumblr support is actually fine provided you email them back and tell them you still need help after the first autoreply #though maybe someone is instead simply pornbotting

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dragontamer · 2 years

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I've been high key OBSESSED with the game Hades, might make a rp blog for it tbh

#autoreply: out of office (ooc)

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys · 2 years

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''closed for cleaning on mondays'' comes from a sign, right? where it had been like written in English first and then a translation request sent to some office for the Welsh part and the autoreply came back saying the closed for cleaning bit but it's in Welsh so the people sending the request think it's the text they wanted translated, so then the road sign reads like:

''[Closed for cleaning on Mondays, but in Welsh] // Llanfainpwllgwyngyll Regional Airport 5 km"

i thought I remembered some kind of story like that......

...this is a highly surreal ask to receive and I lowkey cannot work out if you Know and are baiting me or if the stars have just aligned weirdly that I am being asked this.

Okay so no, "Closed for cleaning on Mondays" is just an isolated joke by itself, thrown out because it's funny to think of a country being closed for cleaning. HOWEVER. I do know exactly what you're vaguely remembering (or possibly fully remembering and gleefully pretending otherwise *sus*).

A new road was built near a supermarket in Swansea into a residential area in 2008, so they needed a road sign to tell delivery lorries not to enter the road. Someone in the roads section of Swansea Council duly sent the sign text ("No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only") to be translated to their internal translation department.

What they got back was an email that said:

Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd. Anfonwch unrhyw iaith i'w gyfieithu i EMAIL ADDRESS os gwelwch yn dda.

I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated to EMAIL ADDRESS.

At which point, the galaxy-brained individual who received that response went "Ah, excellent, my translation - WAIT. Something is Wrong with this translation."

And he looked at it, and examined it, and pondered it, and then went: "Hang on. My text didn't have an email address in it."

And he looked at it again, and examined it again, and pondered it again, and then went: "Hang on. I remember from school that 'Os gwelwch yn dda" means 'please'. My text didn't have the word please in it."

And he looked at it a final time, and examined it a final time, and pondered it a final time, and then went: "I have solved the mystery here. The translator is Wrong. I just need to remove that email address and 'please' and then it'll say what I want."

And thus this happened:

And that got picked up by Welsh media, and then UK media, and then international media, and even the New York Times or some shit reported it, and then MASSIVE FUCKING SCRUTINY descended upon, not the roads department of Swansea council who were actually responsible, but the translation department of Swansea Council, because this was considered Proof that we shouldn't have to put Welsh on road signs and we should all just let Welsh die.

And THAT meant the translators working for Swansea Council suddenly had to go through their out-of-office emails to prove that they're nice and clear and easy to understand and this wasn't their fault.

And one of those poor hapless translators, whose out-of-office email was suddenly being scrutinised by the New York Times as potential evidence that his job shouldn't exist and his language should be wiped out...

WAS MY HUSBAND.

DID YOU KNOW, TUMBLR USER GIRLWARLOCK

DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS PERSONAL

ARE YOU TOYING WITH ME

WHAT SORT OF POWER PLAY I'M

#WALES!#closed for cleaning on mondays #linguistics #asks

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belzebubsofficial · 2 months

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Sorry for the radio silence! I’ve been juggling the upcoming animated series, album #2, comics, as well as some additional stuff regarding the 360° Hexperience, our virtual ”live gig”, which just came out a couple of weeks back.

The response to the Hexperience has been amazing, and I want to thank all of you who've raised their horns and crabwalked with us through this painful yet rewarding journey. You rule! 🔥🤘🔥

And yes, if you’re still interested in checking it out, you’ll find the info on igg.me/at/belzebubs. Please note, though, that Indiegogo doesn’t offer an autoreply to which I could add the necessary details to, so I’m always sending out the infos out to you manually, so to speak. 🙂

Thanks again, more comics dropping later!

#belzebubs #trve kvlt #black metal #jp ahonen #360hexperience #vr #virtual reality #virtual concert #live gigs #century media

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