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"and i'll be clear, it is not simply a gay love story, it's a bisexual love story!"
In which Austin Walker derails his own podcast for 5 minutes straight to vehemently recommend NBC Hannibal
[clipped by @robotbytheriver]
#thank u nathan#I do not listen to amca or any of the non-fatt pods lol...it's fine because nathan will send me everything relevant#this is one of the highest pitches I have ever heard austin's voice reach#he's so right. you should watch hannibal.#he does severely forget to mention that the women fuck too.#austin walker#a more civilized age#is your social worker in that horse?#table friends tag
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You know the old saying, ‘those thrown in pits will build ladders.’ For years, I believed that whoever wrote that never climbed a day in their life. After all, what pit has the material–the wood, the nails, the hammers–needed to build a ladder? Who, tossed aside by the more powerful, could find the will to build handholds and rungs from nothing at all? How does anyone, I wondered, escape the depth? But I realized something I had not considered. The powerful are frugal and it is costly to dig a new pit for each person you wish to bury. The weak, the downtrodden, the dismissed, the disfigured, the doomed. We are all neighbors. And we are too, the wood, the nails, the hammers, needed to build ladders.
Austin Walker, Spring in Hieron
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My gift for anyone who's looking for a long video to watch today: the edited Lethal Company multistream. I went a little overboard on this one maybe. It was a lot of work so if you enjoyed it, please share it and like it and comment etc etc
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The Bees Will Get You - Lethal Company multicam | streamed 12/18/23
Jack, Keith, Dre, Austin, Ali, and Sylvi streamed a triple cam game of Lethal Company, a game about collecting trash on various haunted moons. Jack, Keith and Dre each streamed to separate twitch channels with the help of Multitwitch and Keith painstakingly edited it together into a sort of coherent video...
4:50 AM PST, 24 December 2023 (Source)
#friends at the table#jack de quidt#keith j carberry#andrew lee swan#austin walker#ali acampora#sylvi bullet#lethal company
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this is my favorite fatt bit maybe ever. hella attacks a bird cop.
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AUSTIN: Under the shadow of this war you find yourself wondering—for how long will there be empires? For as long as we breathe? Longer? Will the categories of our conquest outlast us? Or could there come a day for something else?
AUSTIN: We once dreamt that breaking free from our ancient home in the cosmos would allow us to escape the mass and pull of tyranny and trauma. We failed then, but Perennial chaos offers us another chance. Can we launch with such speed that we glide, graceful or imperfect, beyond war and pain... or is the truth more damning than that?
AUSTIN: Might we carry our own gravity with us?
— Austin Walker, PARTIZAN 00: The Divine Principality, 00:01:27
#might we carry our own gravity with us#austin walker#friends at the table#austin walker monologues#partizan#you can REALLY tell it's in dialogue with Gundam#imperialism#war is bad#Bandcamp
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I couldn’t find this video and when I searched for it on Tumblr so here it is.
#danika harrod#austin walker#damn he a robot AND he got feet#this is for me the next time i'm trying to find this video because the audio got stuck in my head#waypoint
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Every time Austin Walker says "we can't do this, we CANNOT do this! We HAVE to move on" in response to a weird side tangent one of his friends has initiated and then continues the side tangent with a comment he absolutely cannot hold inside of himself, a fairy gets its wings. 🥰
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Austin: It's a joint project between Nideo and the Frontier Syndicate. They're inventing the perfect city, a Divine city, the Divine City. The city city. City: The City. What's past a Divine? The City. The City. City City is the next city to be built on Palisade. It's also the next City to be built on Palisade. City City is the future. City City is the Past, capital P. City City comes next. City. City City is The City. I imagine your Curtain folks would--uh, could see this as The City City, too. A city, where City happens. A city where tomorrow is Tuesday, and today? It's Monday City! "City" is a verb in City City, but "city," in City City? "City" is a noun, too. You're City. I'm City. Welcome to City.
Austin: So, uh, that's what it is. If you don't understand that, then I can't help you.
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Austin Walker horse noises <3
rb if u agree
#monica rambles#f@tt#fatt#friends at the table#austin walker#I've been listening to bluff hard luck and it's THE BEST
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So was anyone going to tell me Michael Lutz, Cameron Kunzelman, and Austin Walker have a new pod on genre fiction or was I supposed to find it out doing my semiannual google of the wizard's quarter in an attempt to remember what length of a work it refers to
#ranged touch#just king things#homestuck made this world#austin walker#friends at the table#seriously though if anyone remembers wtf the wizard's quarter is please @ me#is it the last....fifth??? of a work?#help a bitch out#shelved by genre#a more civilized age
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Please enjoy the Friends at the Table cast (and Kat “KB” Brewster) playing Family Feud and reluctantly realizing that they have to give the obvious answer to “Name something you’d like your partner to do to your face.”
[Source here. This was a stream for the National Network of Abortion Funds!]
Transcript under cut:
DRE: Uh, Jack. Back to you.
JACK, laughing: Yes. [Long pause.] What is one thing..I think I would like to go for uh...uh.. [Long pause.] Can I get feed please, Dre?
ALI bursts into laughter.
AUSTIN: Feed!
KB [crosstalk]: Feed!
JANINE [crosstalk]: Feed!
AUSTIN: Feed?
DRE: Yeah, a little airplane comin’ in, okay!
AUSTIN [crosstalk]: Good.
AUSTIN, JANINE, and KB laugh.
DRE: Let’s see if it’s on the board, fly in the airplane and feed their face...
[Buzzer sounds]
DRE: Aw, no.
AUSTIN, JANINE, and KB [crosstalk]: Aw, no.
JACK, indignant: Nobody...But the face is where you’re fed!
DRE [crosstalk]: I agree, give me some Caligulan grapes.
JACK [crosstalk]: [Inaudible] ...The little airplane!
JANINE: I think we...Let’s also...[Huffs.] Family Feud is a game that presents itself as very PG, and it isn’t. It just isn’t.
AUSTIN chuckles.
KB [crosstalk]: Mmmhmm, yeah.
JACK [crosstalk]: Yeah.
JANINE, laughing: Uh, so...maybe we should think about that.
DRE [crosstalk]: Mmm hmm, yeah!
DRE: Alright, Austin.
KB: On to you, buddy.
DRE: Last chance.
AUSTIN: This is our last chance?
JANINE and KB: Yeah.
JACK laughs.
JANINE: Mmm hmm.
DRE: Two strikes.
AUSTIN [crosstalk]: Uh. Okay.
JACK [crosstalk]: Some money. It’s for charity.
AUSTIN: I think--
DRE giggles.
AUSTIN: I think a lot of folks would say... [Pause.]
KB [crosstalk]: You gotta say it for charity.
AUSTIN, laughing, voice breaking: That they would like their partner to sit on their face.
SYLVI: Goddamnit!
[Several people yelling]
AUSTIN: Sit on ‘em. Sex it. Sex it!
KB [crosstalk]: Good answer, good answer.
DRE: On the board, show me...sit on it!
[Bell dings]
Austin, yelling: Let’s go!
[Several yells of triumph]
ALI giggles.
Janine: Yep.
#friends at the table#fatt#f@tt#austin walker#andrew lee swan#jack de quidt#the whole cast really but they're the main characters of this video#I am unblievably excited we will get another family feud stream#dre is the perfect host#jack [indignanty] : the little airplane!#a podcast about sadness and that's it period
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at about a minute or two in a DMT trip, according to McKenna, one might burst through a chrysanthemum-like mandala, and find there’s a whole bunch of entities waiting on the other side saying, “How wonderful it is that you’re here, you come so rarely, we’re so delighted to see you.” They’re like jeweled self-dribbling basketballs and there are (other man: what?) so many of them and they come pounding towards you and they will stop in front of you and vibrate but when they do a very disconcerting thing which inhale is they jump into your body and they jump back out again the whole thing is going in a high speed mode where you’re being presented with thousands of details per second and you can NOT get a hold of them and they are these things saying, “dont give into astonishment” which is exactly what you wanna do, you wanna go nuts with how crazy this is. And they say, “dont do that, pay attention to what we’re doing” while they’re doing- what they’re doing is making objects with their voices, singing structures into existence, they offer you things saying, “ look at this! look at this!” and as your attention goes towards these objects, you realize what you’re being shown is impossible, its not simply intricate, beautiful, and hard to manufacture but its impossible to make these things. the nearest analogy would be the faberge eggs but these things, these things are like the toys scattered inside of the UFO, celestial toys and the toys themselves appear to be somehow alive and can sing other objects into existence. so whats happening is the proliferation of ‘elf gifts’ which are moving around and singing, “do what we are doing” and they are very insistent they say “do it! do it! do it!” and you feel like a bubble inside your body beginning to move up towards your mouth and when it comes out it isn’t sound but VISION Vision vision they say “Thats it!! thats it!!!! keep doing it!!” we are now at minute 4.5 of the trip and you speak in this sort of glossolali , there is a spontaneous outpouring of syntax unaccompanied by what is normally called ‘meaning’ after about a minute or two of this, the whole thing begins to collapse in on itself and they begin to physically move away from you usually their finally shot is they wave goodbye and say “Deja vu, deja vu”
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Cross your fingers for the d***h of your political opponent !
[Img ID: Screenshot of a Discord channel or group DM, which reads:
Ali:
Chime tonight?
Chime tonight queen? 👀
Austin:
chime tonight
Jack.:
chime tonight!!
Keith:
chime.. tonight
End ID.]
11:34 AM PST, 15 December 2023 (Source)
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I don’t consider myself even Gundam-adjacent but in light of recent developments, this Austin Walker clip from Giant Bomb’s PAX East 2019 panel has been bouncing around in my head, so
#gundam#mobile suit gundam#austin walker#this clip specifically is about#gundam 0079#but you know#applicability and all that
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I don't need Austin walker on D20 but i do need him on adventuring academy, so he and Brennen can go all in on their bullshit. If it leads to an Austin GM'ed season of D20 where all the mini budget is put into making mechs, then so be it.
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From Episode 50 of A More Civilized Age discussing Andor Episode 10 "One Way Out"
#a more civilized age#andor#star wars#austin walker#rob zacny#i was going to clip this but they went ahead and did it for me#sorry i do not have the time to plaintext transcribe this so#caption later
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