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keplercryptids · 52 minutes
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1st of Dec is World AIDS Day so I just want you guys to know
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keplercryptids · 1 hour
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*Kicks down the door* YOU KNOW WHUMPY TROPES I LOVE SO MUCH BUT BARELY EVER SEE?
MAGIC FATIGUE/EXHAUSTION/OVERUSE.
Give me those sweet side effects of overusing magic:
Getting lightheaded and weak, struggling to stand let alone keep fighting
"Are you ok?" "Yeah I'm fine. *immediately faceplants because their legs can't support their weight anymore*"
F a i n t i n g
Physical injuries like burns, broken bones, etc
The risk of permanent damage either physically or mentally
Can I get uuuuhhhhh "loses a sense either temporarily or permanently depending on the severity of the overuse"?
Stopping their heart (cue the team scrambling to drag their dumbass friend back from death)
THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AND I SO RARELY SEE IT.
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keplercryptids · 3 hours
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G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?
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keplercryptids · 14 hours
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just made an unhinged late night snack of avocado on sourdough toast with fig orange jam, turkey bacon and everything bagel seasoning and it was goooood
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keplercryptids · 16 hours
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Important question. What are your top 3 fruits
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keplercryptids · 17 hours
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At the bottom of the a tree trunk  -   Edwin Grissen ,  2002.
Dutch, b. ??
Oil on panel ,  31 x 38 cm.
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keplercryptids · 18 hours
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right before rain
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keplercryptids · 18 hours
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Grizzly bear! 🐻 happy November! we’re moving into the alpine regions so you’ll see a bunch a cool guys coming up ⛄️❄️
[ID: an illustration of a grizzly bear facing to the left, walking with one paw raised and looking toward the viewer with a silver fish in its mouth. There are some river stones around it, and it is on an aqua blue background with white swirls. End.]
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keplercryptids · 18 hours
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fossils 🌟
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keplercryptids · 20 hours
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fit check!
all of the outfits are based on Oscar’s descriptions - the peacock feathers in the Hart Hunt cap, the teacup wig - with my own spin on Rue’s design. i based them on the striped owl, because they have big dark eyes and a distinctive face like a barn owl, but also ear tufts! i also imagine that their “wings” are more pretty than functional.
i also headcanon that their constant glamours were really hard on them and gave them major balance issues, which is why i draw them with canes and a chair. the idea for the glamours using ribbons came from this comic by rabdoidal
[id: Three digital drawings, each containing three outfits of Delloso de la Rue’s. The first shows the opening night, Hart Hunt, and duel on the Southern Lawn, all of which they are in their glamoured form for. The second has two fits in their glamoured form, their nightgown and the teatime gown, and the third in the reveal of their true self before the hedge maze. The third drawing shows their remaining three fits, all in their true form, at the tailor shop, at the Masquerade, and in the finale. /end id]
more detailed description of each fit under the cut
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keplercryptids · 20 hours
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anyway this is silly because my plan for tonight was to read, prep for dnd (since I'll have literally NO time on friday to do it) and do laundry and instead I'm. painting a portrait of an oc lmao help
okay i am liking this mahety piece a lot but i am going to redo the hair, i think. it's the first time I've ever painted fire and idk i think i could do better lol
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keplercryptids · 20 hours
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okay i am liking this mahety piece a lot but i am going to redo the hair, i think. it's the first time I've ever painted fire and idk i think i could do better lol
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keplercryptids · 21 hours
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[Image description: A digital art piece of a woman in profile from the shoulders up with a solid bright blue background. The woman has light skin and is smiling with fangs showing. She has her hair in a long mohawk, also known as a deathhawk. Her hair is dyed black with dark brown roots. She has a nose piercing and an eyebrow piercing, and she is wearing dark makeup. She has freckles and darker spots on her cheekbones, sides of her head, and shoulders, reminiscent of a hyena’s coloration. She also has sparse fur on her chin, sideburns, and the tips of her pointed ears. Only her skin and hair is in color, with her clothing only outlined. End description.]
sylvia peters, beasthide shifter (hyena), death cleric (goth).
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keplercryptids · 22 hours
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My therapist told me to post this lol
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keplercryptids · 23 hours
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my spotify wrapped has outed me as a person who has hyperfixated on brontide and lucien too much this year fjdaskljf
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keplercryptids · 23 hours
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Boom!
🦚 🦚 🦚 🦚 🦚 🦚
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keplercryptids · 1 day
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Ursula K. Le Guin's 1969 novel The Left Hand of Darkness was a big deal in feminist science fiction for being one of the first widely popular and critically acclaimed works to do cool shit with sex and gender (which was certainly nothing new, but previous such works had rarely "taken off" the way LHoD did). It was criticized for referring to the genderfluid characters with the indefinite "he," which was a la mode in style guides at the time, instead of using alternating or gender-neutral pronouns. In time Le Guin came to agree with this criticism; she considered her decision not to take things further one of her biggest literary regrets, stating that "I am haunted and bedeviled by the matter of the pronouns."
I tell you this only because the phrase "I am haunted and bedeviled by the matter of the pronouns" is one I think about a lot.
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