askstarbuck replied to your post “Do you have any pets?”

Doesn't the queen have some kind of monster collection?

“Why... yes... but most those don’t really count as pets... and if they do, they are hers... made abundantly clear by the fact that they would maul anypony else that gets to close to them,” he chuckles nervously.

askstarbuck replied to your post “any animals with horns make for good furry characters”

Objection: Narwhals

Shut yer face, Narwhals are cute.

So I made this blog like 8 years ago, and I am not ashamed of it Okay I’m a shamed of a few small moments

But I AM embarrassed to interact with people on this website as ASKSTARBUCK with a big ‘ol pony icon.

Due to Tumblr being a horribly programmed website and the fact that I can’t change my main blog to what I actually use as my main, I will be changing the icon and username of this blog. I won’t be deleting anything because I am still nostalgic for some of the stuff I used to do, but it is what it is.

Crackship baby mix of my moose and @askstarbuck

During your sleep it was made illegal to be a dragon, drake, or whelp. You can be a sea serpent though.

Pfft.

As if I care about ‘legals’.

Beans bean beans beans

Toes bees to grow you have a word about the bees to grow.

Maybe I'm full of it, but that squiggly text looks a lot like the alien text from Rick and Morty. Something to consider.

You mean on the puzzle? It’s actually Bill’s symbol substitution cipher!

Though, it does have many symbols in common with Ford’s.

You can read more about them here: http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_cryptograms

Starbuck approached Mudara's apartment and knocked on the door. Due to his cover, he had to be out of armor

Starbuck soon heard an excited gasp from behind the door as Mudara saw who it was through the peephole. “BUCKEY, YOU CAME!” She squeed before pulling the Pegasus into a big, plush, hug.

Starbuck pulled him tighter, cutting off his airway. "I'm sorry, what was that? Hug me harder? Ha! Well, I try to exercise my hugging muscles every day!" If he wasn't stopped, a bruise would form around Forest's throat. "Do you ever wonder what their last thoughts were? The changelings you've killed? Do you think they were scared? A foul beast can't possibly feel fear, right? But you saw it. In their eyes, didn't you? As the light left their eyes, you saw pure fear didn't you!?"

“OI! MURDERER FOCKING MURDERER HE’S KILLING ME FRIEND!” Locke screamed before turning one eighty and attempting to buck Starbuck in the face. 

Text 3:40 AM from Starbuck's cellphone: Mass text to all my friends. I can't find my cell phone. If you find it, please let me know.

The message is met with a flat “what”, as the sheer amount of derp it contains defeats even the Queen’s intellect, leaving her baffled.

The journey begins

In an hour hippogriff can be seen waiting at the rendevous point next to the Castle gates, a small pile of kit bags next to him. “Now, where are they and their chariot...” he grumbles, looking around for his comrades.

I remember in Loonatiks there's a scene where an old woman (who I thought was granny, but I guess granny's a super villain) said "I knew his grandfather" in reference to Ace, making me think Bugs was Ace's grandfather though this logic falls apart when you see a guy who looks and sounds exactly like foghorn leghorn, but is a human, not a chicken

Yeah I remember that as well...

There’s also a similar case with a guy who’s supposed to be a descendant of Pepe Le Pew, but he’s also human. Both of these have some VERY unfortunate implications... ._.

Skylar are you a gay robot?

Hi askstarbuck.Trans day created you just mix tiny robot people.