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lynque-myst1que · 29 days
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EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE PHIGHTING APRIL FOOLS TOWER AS OF NOW, THIS WILL BE UPDATED AS MORE INFO IS DISCOVERED OR MORE THEORIES ARE MADE.
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ok info about whats theorized to be medkits nightmare GO
Title of game : . (its a period)
Icon is the same as base game, background is the default one
The music playing is just overtime slowed down by a lot
1. MAP
You spawn on a road with sidewalks that have candles, you have a lantern in your inventory.
As you walk you will occasionally see an exit sign.
Halfway, pillars stretch up from the ground, most are normal but some are shaped like hands that reach to the sky. On top of the hands are weird figures with glowing green eyes and horns that look like something from the flaming horns series?
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(thats the closest thing i could find,,,)
At the end of the road is the default Happy Home, though with minor modifications. An exit sign is right at the stairs and pointing at the door. Tube tvs are inside the home, a giant one at the middle against the wall with two stacks of tvs in the corners. The left side has one tv off, while the others are full of red static. They don't do anything when interacted with.
Note: This sorta resembles the thumbnail for scythe's teaser.
They also look like the TVs in broker's secret room (i reached the image limit so cant show ough)
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Outside to the left and on top of the house are the same weird green eyed figures.
2. DIALOGUE
There are many figures running around saying various phrases,
phrases that ive seen:
"Help!"
"you traitor"
"do something"
"be useful"
"please help me"
"Useless support"
"Help me!"
"help"
"please just heal me"
"Please heal me"
"How's your eye?" (Idk if this is random dialogue or subspace dialogue)
Though, some of these figures are saying things from medkit ally dialogue.
Ingame dialogue phrases:
"Do I really want to work with a rebel on my team?" - Banhammer
"Hey!! Great seeing you!!" - Subspace
"How's that eye doing??" - Subspace
3. THE OVERSEER NEXTBOT OR SOMETHING IDK
You are chased by an overseer eye, it can't be stopped permanently. Though, it can be halted by positioning yourself in the right area, however, it has good pathing and can jump extremely high, so you can't hide from it.
Getting caught by it results in an image showing up on the screen, this rewards you a badge the first time you see it.
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Random note: the eye is weirdly clean? im not sure if its medkit's eye or not since I remember soda saying that subspace just threw the eye away,, (not sure if this is still canon)
After this you get kicked from the game with the message "You must kill him to become him."
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The interesting thing is that this is the description of the overseer eye cosmetic.
This probably means something like "you must kill overseer to become him" or something but what does that mean who is killing overseer huh what
↑ ok theories have been made (thank u discord user ankles0560 for the medkit part)
The one killing him might be either medkit or katana.
KATANA : there is dialogue between katana and ban hammer
Ban Hammer: "You can't get involved with the business of the dudes higher up." Katana: "And who will stop me?"
↑ I will expand on this later but im eepy rn help
MEDKIT : ok the whole thing is about Medkit so the kick message is probably the overseer eye talking to Medkit,,
Soda has said that if Katana knew more about Medkit, he would kill him. This could mean multiple things but very interesting hm
Another interesting thing is the jumpscare noise, it is a jumpscare noise used in old games.
The interesting part is what it is, the noise is actually the sound of the subspace tripmine slowed down, whether this was just coincidence or because of the subspace thing is unknown, it might even be both?
EXTRA . CHURCH OF THE TRUE EYE INFO
Not really related to the tower but just what we know about the cult
A religious group within lost temple, not everybody from lost temple is a member of it.
It is mentioned in Medkit's phone dialogue.
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Every member of the cult is missing an eye.
Soda has mentioned that the reason why Sword's eye isn't missing is because he wasn't born in lost temple.
CORRECTION: Sword was born in lost temple, but wasn't raised in it. The point still stands that this is the reason why he hasn't lost an eye.
Based on dialogue between medkit and banhammer, it has been around for a while now. (THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME)
It is unknown what the goals or structure of the cult are currently.
They have a uniform, Medkit, Scythe, and Broker share the motif of outfits of mostly teal.
Scythe calls Vine Staff "blessed" in her dialogue with her, this is related to the cult somehow since in the same conversation Vine says "No! You and your creepy family can buzz off!"
^ According to broker, her curse is rare but she isn't the first one to have it.
They call themselves a family, and call Overseer their Father.
Overseer info:
There is barely any, but this is what we know.
They are referred to as a leader, it is unknown whether they are the faction leader or just the cult leader.
Scythe refers to him as a deity, whether they truly are one, manipulated the cult into believing they are, or the cult simply calls him a deity is unknown.
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An alternative is that she isn't talking about overseer here at all, though if that is so we don't know if she's talking about a sfoth deity or a different one. ← if it is a sfoth deity, it is most likely to be darkheart or venomshank (or maybe even ghostwalker? idk)
btw soda said this. soda wdym
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Feel free to add more info or things i missed/got wrong in reblogs or comments!!
pls do say more info if you have it im making this based on what the guys im theorizing with are saying i didnt have time to do more than 1 playthrough
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So Emile came from me going “hey. What if,,,, Phoenix had some McFucken Chompers” as a joke but guys I don’t think it’s a joke anymore (/silly)
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biracy · 6 months
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Sorry to talk about body stuff but there's just something I don't really like about how this website equates aging with fatness, or uses someone aging/being relatively "old" as some kind of "excuse" for them being relatively fat or gaining weight
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greggorylee · 2 years
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chemicalbrew · 1 year
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Apartment 634. Have a nice day.
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felixcosm · 8 months
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"From my understanding, starving really hurts."
I hate to think about why Ty knows that. And I certain it's because he's witnessed it happening many times, a grief stricken and furious Mike Walters refusing food in protest of the experiments until he was wasting away right in front of Ty, who was probably chastising him the entire time.
The only thing worse than starving yourself to death to protest the torture of your boyfriend is starving to death while Ty talks your ear off the entire time.
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transwolvie · 1 month
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The new Knowledge Fight has Alex Jones's dumb ass discussing the FSK bridge collapse, saying that the mayor said not to spread the clip (for reasons related to trauma!!) and then being like "ofc we have it haha" what an asshole
But it's got me thinking again abt how ppl were characterizing the ship as having "bonked" the bridge and were questioning the collapse and its like
Goddamn... y'all know fucking NOTHING about how big and heavy cargo ships are huh....
Also I feel REALLY bad for the cargo ship captain because he really did everything he could to try and prevent this terrible tragedy..... they sent out a proper mayday to stop traffic, they dropped anchor, they tried to change the rudder direction, ANYTHING to try to slow down or stop the ship....but even with their backup generator kicking into gear, the steering didn't come back on. It sounds truly and genuinely horrifying to have to deal with as a captain and he did literally everything he could have and still basically had to stand there as this monstrous ship that was meant to be under HIS control took out a whole bridge. Fuck, man.
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chocolatespyro · 7 months
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I'm wondering how many people actually read or see my posts and rbs because of the wacky barely-functional tumblr dashboard.
Like I'm pretty sure I miss like half of the posts of the people I'm following because of how much of a disaster it is to navigate. Maybe I'm not using the site correctly or I'm using the wrong settings idk
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byanyan · 2 months
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14 y/o byan spending evenings smoking and drinking in crummy parking lots, music blasting too loud from their phone as they throw each finished bottle at a nearby wall and watch the shattered glass shards skitter and scatter across the asphalt... getting yelled at by strangers and yelling right back... sometimes getting into fights that they lose more often than not because they're too drunk to be anywhere near their usual skill level... and on the rare occasion just passing out right there in one of the parking spaces.
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cistematicchaos · 11 months
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thinking about how my doctor is currently forcing me to be on two drugs i’ve repeatedly said i want to go off of and how it feels to be taking drugs i don’t want to be taking. to willingly put something on my tongue to let it dissolve when i don’t want it in my system. to drink extra water to get down a pill i don’t even want to swallow. 
part of me is sitting here like, ‘i could just stop’ but on the other hand, i CAN’T just stop. stopping has consequences i can’t deal with without help from my doctor and my doctor is refusing to help. i just feel fucking helpless. i didn’t even realize i’d handed such an important part of my autonomy away. like wtf. 
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pthalomars · 2 years
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To all the writers who describe desire, longing, or obsession like scabs, infected wounds, incurable itch, rot, etc etc
I would like to personally kiss you on the mouth
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thatringboy · 1 year
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I’ve been at my current job for over a year (hired a bit less than a month before grand opening, we opened late April 2022) and the entire time I’ve been a dining host. Love the work, love the people, shitty managers as usual, got cussed out and threatened a lot as a service worker, made some lifelong friends and even became a certified trainer for new employees but it wasn’t supposed to be permanent
My plan was to stick around in the service department for a while (we don’t just serve food, we’re also a corporate owned arcade), transfer to the bar and get trained to be a bartender before leaving and taking that experience to a bar that could pay more, especially as COVID lockdowns were becoming more lax in my area and bars were opening up again
Unfortunately, our company was bought by a larger out-of-state company. In Texas, the legal age to serve alcohol is 18, but in the state that houses the company that owns us, it’s 21, the national drinking age. Which I totally understand, I’m very against underaged drinking from a medical standpoint
But I’m not 21 yet, which means that my goal of becoming a bartender at this current place just got pushed back a couple years 😭 even one of our 19 year old bartenders got kicked from the position and was made a table busser because of the new corporate rulings, it sucked balls. He lost a lot of money and the rest of us under-21 employees who were counting on the bar training for a raise because management wasn’t gonna give us one were fucked over.
But this past weekend, something changed. We’ve never had a dedicated bar back at our bar. If you know how bars work, you know a bar back is a pretty essential part of the operation. They restock glasses, liquor, can run drinks to cocktail and can clean the bar top so that the bartenders don’t have to break their concentration. The 19 year old who got kicked from the bar was our bar back before his promotion and then demotion, and we had another bar back who used to be a server, but he quit. He got a job as a receptionist at a car dealership and I miss him every day
So we’ve been backless for about two months. Our bar staff learned to operate without one and our new bar manager (who’s God’s gift to the world istg he’s so nice AND he’s hot as fuck) filled in holes in the work. It still wasn’t fun. But last weekend, they pulled me from host and made me the new bar back, which is a $5/hr raise from my usual pay! I was like “holy fuck you want ME????” My best friend was the bartender for the night and he was the best trainer I’ve ever had, I had so much fun!
I’m only posting this because I’m so excited to work this position. Our staff currently doesn’t have any other dining hosts (“because why hire one when Percy’s right there, right?”) so I’m hoping that they have me train up a bunch of new hosts before I move to bar, but that probably won’t happen, our new service manager is awesome but prioritizes hiring a dozen new food runners over, like, two new hosts so I don’t have to work double shifts on weekends when I wanna have me time
Anyways, moral of the story is: you don’t owe corporations anything and be nice to service workers because we are all always ready to stab someone
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jonahmagnus · 2 years
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"Hey Jonny, I've got a favor to ask."
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Its been too long, Jeremy my beloved
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galm1bignaturals · 2 years
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How does one politely inform people that there is a non-zero% chance you might have an onset brain infection
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Angela has informed me I cannot talk about lobotomized sex slaves.
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chocolatespyro · 5 months
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