It's so hot the peons are boiling gruel on the sidewalk
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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!
My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!
My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.
Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!
Cshp vnm pypl GFM
^ links are above!!
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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr
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adhd symptoms are always just mild enough to seem fake but just severe enough to make everyone on planet earth think you’re an asshole for having them. not a big fan of this paradox tbh
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you dont understand i have to make little jokes. it’s how i survive
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Who tryna get these w me^^
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Customer: BLACK CHEVY TAHOE AND MY NAME
DMV: HOE-WHORE. NO TAHOE ON RECORD
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BLACK CHEVY TAHOE AND MY NAME
DMV: HOE-WHORE. NO TAHOE ON RECORD
Verdict: DENIED
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ive been neglecting tim & lemonnn
[ID: a drawing of two guys, one short and chubby and wearing cowboy clothes, the other tall and lanky and wearing a pinstripe suit, sitting side by side and looking fondly at each other.]
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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.
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gay boy icon with some variations for my mood.
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The future of gaming is here..
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They made a city out of angels recently. Skyscrapers of wings strung together with sinew, apartments of very strong yet hollow bones, there's even a giant heart in the sewer to keep everything flowing, etc. You can rent a penthouse in Michael's cranium
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please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
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