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hilarioushitshq · 1 month

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Not Karl..

#funny memes #humor #lol #funny stuff #memes #jokes #funny shit #funny #funny post

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memes-hoarder · 27 days

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ithappensoffstage · 1 month

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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mememediocritymaven · 2 months

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A fun Game.

#funny post #funny stuff #lol #funny memes #funny shit #memes #humor #jokes #funny

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astrid-beck · 8 months

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This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts #but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck #this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory #critical role #blumendrei

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axolotlsforlife · 6 months

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Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

#relatable post #relatable memes #funny shit #funny stuff #funny #funny content #funny humor #funny jokes #funny meme #funny memes #funnyshit #jokes

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wekny · 3 months

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spectacular how he overcomes the situation

#funny #memes #puns #lol #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny stuff #funny memes #funny post

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coolxatu · 1 year

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo

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spiribia · 11 months

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#talks #its not about previously disliking vegetables.#I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without.#also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post #that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions

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chaotic-neutral-knitter · 4 months

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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

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minyicho · 8 months

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If someone called me grotesque I think I would just start crying

#memes #lmao #funny #minyicho #lol #twitter #funny memes #haha #fresh memes #twitter memes #tweets #twitter post #funny posts #humor #funny content #funny stuff #jokes #funny post

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hilarioushitshq · 1 month

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Whatever your position about the vax, I just want you to know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

#lol #funny memes #humor #funny stuff #memes #funny post #funny shit #funny #jokes

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memes-hoarder · 26 days

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jvlianbashir · 5 months

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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures

#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying #'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink #well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me #not st #doctor's log

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mememediocritymaven · 2 months

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it's your turn