#anyway im just uwu so pleased for my buddy he and his current paramour also speak the same language which is so nice for immigrants.. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ajaegerpilot · 2 years

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brbbbbb thinking abt my friend who is now dating guys when last summer he was surprised to see me on a date with a girl despite knowing i was bisexual, like you know what that is GROWTH <3

#misha speaks #AND IVE BEEN SAYING IT WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR HIM TO DATE MEN AND NOW HE IS #i have absolutely no gaydar and i just assume that all men are straight lmao even if they decidedly are not #i mean i also assume that all women are straight too and i just happen to make friends with bisexual women because theres just something #about chemistry and bisexual women idk what to say.. all though now that i think of it i know at least 2 bi/gay men in chemistry as well.#2 hyperheterosexual christian men tho. their straight energy does compensate.#one of them is like haha i have a wife now.. and i was like lol i heard you were engaged? and he was like yeah we got married a month later #and now his wife makes him lunches. women... women out here making their man lunch like he's a child i'm going to beat the ass of everyone #involved in this situation. god help me if i ever date a man and he expects me to make lunch for him. GOD HELP ME IF I DATE ANYONE AND THEY #EXPECT THIS. I AM AN ONLY CHILD I AM A SPOILED BABY IF ANYONE SHOULD BE HAVING LUNCH MADE FOR THEM IT SHOULD BE ME.#anyway im just uwu so pleased for my buddy he and his current paramour also speak the same language which is so nice for immigrants..#also thinking abt my classmate coworker whom i love ranting in farsi at one of our classmates bc shes iranian iirc IDKK i just. i love it #when immigrants can speak their own language with one another maybe because my parents were also immigrants that found each other in canada #my friend's bf was worried i felt left out but its like .. nooo i feel plenty involved and it just makes me happy..#anyway. im just thinking abt my regrets and how im turning 26 and its like. one day i am going to die.#and maybe i will get cancer and maybe i will get hit by a car and maybe somebody is going to kill me ykwim.#but right now on this earth i got to learn some new things and i got to make my friends happy and i made ppl laugh even though im not that #funny and what can i say except life is absurd and you know i do love it. its so fucked up but i love it.#i just need to constantly put it all in perspective. life isn't about making the best choices life is about people.

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