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cantalooprat · 2 years

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[repost from fairytaile bc its long]

i dont nearly talk abt tbbf enough which is like. completely unfair to it. considering it lives rent free in my head, like how liu-laoshi lives rent free in chi xiaochi's head

its one of those rando wn i came across w the normal pleasant review of "it's soo good, pls read it". n its like. sure. not like i have anything better to do, the art looks good, summary looks fun enough. never touched a danmei QT before but that's alright, i'm a garbage can that eats anything (well mostly anything). but! but there is one problem! and that it's unfinished! so i sadly put it at the back of my read list, and went on to browse other wn that have complete translations.

(also the author wrote as part of the summary: "Sue-ish, fluffy, no logic, not the same as those reforming villain stories, be warned" so i was like... is this rly good... but in hindsight its like, well, it's some kind of author awareness to say things like this, right? n it's like... author, if u say things like this, what of the truly trashy wn out there? author? author...?)

n then i was like... on the support authors discord, randomly browsing the discussion thread, when i saw tbbf recced again. just briefly, nothing big, nothing too deep. n idk what possessed me to just be like. u knw what, i knw full well this wn is not fully tl-ed but let's read it anyway.

initially it seemed like ur run of the mill face-slapping op protag wn which is... fine, those r a dime a dozen but they're not bad. it's wn anw, as long as it doesn't get to the cringe levels of stop bothering me, emperor it's whatever.

but then? cxc is actually a nice guy? he's a QT host, but he rly cares for the ppl whose bodies he's inhabiting. he's cold, calculative, ruthless towards his enemies, but he also really really cares abt the victims of these scum gongs, n i was like, wow, what a guy. have u ever wondered what happens to the original soul when the transmigrator transmigrates into them? chi xiaochi does. if there's even the slightest chance that the original soul is still there... he'd bet on that chance, and strive to make them live better lives. he'll act like them, treat their bodies with dignity and respect, and that's just rly cool of him to do that. in all transmigration stories i've read, no one's ever cared abt the original soul /sad

but like, this is a danmei, n why would i read if not for the romance? the romance doesn't have to be dazzling, but it needs to be convincing, y'kno. and boy does it convince. cxc drops hints here and there, of this person in his world, for whom he has to return no matter what. but here's the catch---he's dead, and cxc has to return because he believes that he needs to keep living on for him, to keep remembering him and sweep his grave when no one else would.

i think this was the scene that rly sold me:

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"i won't go to a world without him" just kill me dead why don't u?

anw later on i spoiled myself that 061 is lou ying which is... well... expected, and i was like, kinda regretting spoiling myself and tried to self-convince that well the journey is what counts, not the destination, but anw in the long run this spoiler doesn't even rly matter bc the Whole Point is the fkin bittersweet flashbacks to their childhood and How It Parallels Current Events and also the sheer もどかしさ of Knowing that 061 is cxc's lou-ge, but cxc Can't Be Sure About That and 061 is Unable To Tell Him Because Plot. they're like parallel lines that are so close to each other but still unable to touch n their relationship makes me have so many feelings, fuck

in a subset of fiction rife with cold, calculating mcs and devoted mls who seem to love the mc more than the mc loves the ml, it's actually such a breath of fresh air to have an mc who's just wholeheartedly devoted to his (dead) beloved. so many danmei have death-chasing shou mcs who have never known love before, whose behaviors scream "it doesn't rly matter what happens to me as long as i achieve my goals" which is like... i'm not saying don't have goals, but lowkey i feel bad for the mls sometimes (lmao). but cxc's goal is his lou-ge, which is... pretty new for me, or mb i haven't read enough danmei lmao. cxc is someone who's fallen in love before he even knew what love was. he's someone who realized that it was love too little too late, and by the time he's even aware, the only way he could express his love is to keep living so that there will be at least someone who remembers his beloved in this world. he climbs out of poverty, he behaves with a devil may care attitude, he's attained what regular people would call "success" at such a young age, but he can't even have one simple, mundane wish granted. and he's so devoted to ly too---to him, there is only one of his lou-ge, and that's the lou ying in his original world. even if he were to come across a different lou ying in a different world, that person isn't his lou ying. he would only want to catch a glimpse of him and see that he's doing well, and he'd move on so that he can go back to his world, the world where his lou-ge once lived in. chi xiaochi won't stay for any other lou ying from any other world. he would go back to his world and continue to live his life the way he's always done, even if it means he'll be alone.

(and like, we all know 061 is ly, and then one can't help but wonder, man, cxc is so smart, surely he's seen the similarities? and like, he has, he has, but 1. he can't bear harboring even the smallest fragment of hope that his lou-ge is still out there, because what if he isn't? after all, hope could be the cruelest thing of all... cxc doesn't dare believe, in the chance that it turns out he's wrong. the only way for him to believe is for 061 to tell him that he's cxc's lou-ge. and then 2. cxc thinks so lowly of himself. he doesn't like the person he thinks he's become. he thinks he's done all the bad things like "smoking, drinking, acting like a rogue, behaving shamelessly", so far from lou ying's chi xiaochi from back then, and he doesn't want his lou-ge to see what kind of person he's become. but then there are the few moments in which he lowers his guard and just indulges, lets himself dream a little that his lou-ge is with him, and it's just! so bittersweet! that feeling of "i can't bear to hope that he's lou-ge" but also "let me pretend, just for a bit, that lou-ge is still here"! pls!!! and anw 061 loves him the way he is!!!! even before he remembers his identity, 061 was alrd like unknowingly sipping vinegar...)

and 061!!! truly a gem among mls!!!!! gentle, sweet, protective but not overbearing, and just all-around a decent person. just how many ml have thoughts of "if only i could keep my beloved from facing danger" without even thinking of what their beloved wants? 061 doesn't do that. ly trusts! believes fully! in cxc! even when he doesn't know that cxc is the person he's working so hard for, he still trusts in his plans and just does the best he can to make cxc's journey smoother! and after he does find out, he still doesn't do any of that "i'll protect you so you won't be hurt" bullshit, more like he...enables cxc's bullshit. on a tangent, imagine if in mdzs, lwj is as confident in wwx as much as ly in cxc. wwx prob wouldn't have to die like that. 061 works so hard behind the scenes, and cxc doesn't even know. 061 thinks cxc doesn't have to know, so he doesn't have to worry, so he can focus on his own tasks. 061 won't hold cxc back for whatever reason---he believes fully in cxc, and that's why he just makes his own decisions and tries his best to help cxc in his own way.

speaking of working hard, this dude is like, slaving away to come back to the person who's waiting for him, even after he got memory loss and can't remember anything else but the vague silhouette of someone in the deep recesses of his lost memories. like, they just rly love each other, even though one of them doesn't know, and the other one can't say anything. god even the reason why 061 lost his memories is cxc. that point in the story when cxc mentioned that someone claiming himself to be ly promised to meet with him but never showed up and it totally broke him, and how after ly remembers his identity, he vows to never break his promise a third time... sigh. wow. why do i have so many feelings for tbbf lmao

another point i rly like abt ly is how he doesn't even have the ml role in the worlds. in the first and second, they're not quite close enough for ly to rly dip his fingers in. in the third, he's an uncle. in the fourth, he's a fukin mecha. in the fifth, he's... a pair of siblings, and anw the "mc" alrd has a love line. in the sixth, he's a "big cat". in the seventh, he's... the shizun, and also another cat, and anw the "mc" alrd has a love line. like, it's just nice, y'know? that ly doesn't have to be the "romantic interest" to show his bond w cxc in each of the worlds. he knows to separate his personal and professional lives lmao. he's just... there for cxc, no matter what, and i think that's the most romantic thing abt them. the trust and devotion, the synchronicity they have, the 一途な想い. and the pining! and how affectionately exasperated ly is!! rly truly "knightly loyal gong" and "satisfied after being mischievous for a moment shou".

anw tbbf also comes with two memorable quotes, the first of which is chi xiaochi's: "To me, only the Lou-ge from the world I came from is real. I won’t go to a world without him." which is also reflected by the author's self-proclaimed one-line summary of tbbf: "I’ll never go to any world where he doesn’t exist". which is like. well. in essence. that's how it is, isn't it? it's totally not a coincidence that it's also one of the quotes that caught me by the heart and wouldn't let go. the author intended it to be that way, and it works so well.

the second one is this super unreasonable whatever this is:

"I've loved someone before. I loved going up and down the stairs with him, I loved it when he taught me how to play video games, where for every six wins he would never forget to let me win four, I loved when he cooked for me and Dog Meat, I loved when he taught me subjects, I loved when he would cover my ears whenever my parents foughtーーI was never asleep, I was always listening. ……love is when after he died I wanted nothing more than to go with him, but was afraid that other than me, no one else would remember him, so I could only use what bound him to the world to bind myself to it. I lived on for him, and even had to live well."

like who even expected a quote like that to come out of a wn titled "don't pick up boyfriends from the trash bin" not me for sure

the first time i read it i was just like, wtf this is def a memorable quote... i don't even have words for it, who even says things like this, im dying

speaking of bittersweet memories, one of my favorite parallels the author pulled is def the "video game coop mode" flashback that basically mirrors how cxc and 061 are in the current events even when cxc doesn't know 061's real identity and 061 can't reveal his real identity to cxc:

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because... cxc misses that coop mode more than anything... even after he's "gotten used to" the "solo play" of "the game of life", he just wants his lou-ge by his side again. i love that it's such a meta thing, that the entire wn! he's literally playing coop mode with his lou-ge! but he doesn't know that and ly can't tell him! it's so! vexing! this is basically how i feel the entire time i'm reading!!!

i have no words to end this insane rant with, have some songs i headcanon as cxc>>ly songs:

ref:rain by aimer

niji no kanata ni by reona

ame ni utaeba by reona

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kuwada · 2 years

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it’s opening day wuhu! i’m dree ( s/h, 21+ ) introducing park jaehyun, your resident fuckboy / jock with some pretty bad anger issues and who’s honestly sorta toxic whoops... he’s 23, exercise sci kid, soccer capt + yongmaru member, part-time nike retail assistant ( if u need em shoes hit him up! t&cs apply ) & military service ✅ as always, you can find more info on him under the cut ( beware... i am Really Bad at being concise ) but pls LIKE this post if you’re keen to plot! i can do tumblr ims, but i reply much quicker on d*scord!

aries sun / gemini moon / leo rising

life up till 4 was pretty normal! he had really loving parents who tried their best and though they weren’t well-off by any means, they def made do well enough that he didn’t feel like he lacked anything as a kid!

that is, until one day when they got into a car crash courtesy of a drunk truck driver yikes... the police knocked on his door and found him by himself, so they dropped him off to his next of kin aka his beloved grandma

jaehyun has always been really extroverted and loud as a kid, so being with his grandma was a huge change of pace that he couldn’t get used to espc with having to deal w the loss of his parents. she had a speech disability so jaehyun couldn’t really communicate w her either, so she kinda just raised him silently with tough love ( the typical grandparent whacking him w a sandal if he’s misbehaving, doesn’t really bother much w him but he could tell she loved him a lot ). bc he couldn’t communicate w her, they also didn’t really know each other that well when he first arrived @ her doorstep ( it was one of those relationships where his family would visit her for the lunar new year but they never really interacted beyond finessing em red packets )

his grandma was also really poor. she made do by buying cheap shelled walnuts from a supplier and cracking them at every spare moment, packing them in little plastic bags and wheeling her ( expired ) cart around the market to sell em. helping her cracking walnuts was how he spent time with his grandma and he grew to really care for her, even promised himself that he was going to make a name for himself so him and his grandma could live comfortably

jaehyun was a problem child bc he never recovered from his parents’ death, and honestly he couldn’t get used to living so poorly either. he ended up making friends w neighbouring kids ( npc kiwoon being his childhood best friend ) and would steal from markets, 7/11s, etc. he also had a lot of anger as a kid ( which developed into anger issues later in life ) because he felt like life was hella unfair, and obviously he never went to therapy for any of it bc they couldn’t afford it ( also asian elders not believing in mental health yep )

anw growing up, he would play soccer with the neighbouring kids in his area, and he honestly was v v talented at it! he was really bad at studying even tho he semi-tried ( he failed nearly everything as a kid ) but honestly, it was partly also bc he was dedicating a little too much time to soccer n bein a rascal

high school comes around and jaehyun ends up hanging w the jocks simply bc he was the star soccer player, and as is the stereotype, the jocks are usually the popular kids / the bullies so jaehyun ended up having that rep too. he didn’t really bully anyone, but he didn’t want to lose his friends so he kinda just watched from the sidelines and never said anything. he also realised he didn’t feel as... disturbed abt the violence as compared to his peers, which was sorta weird but he didn’t think much of it

anw his grades picked up ( like from an F to a C ) and he ended up getting loads of sports scholarships to basically every south korean university in his senior year because he was just really good at soccer. he also got one from hansung but he kinda tossed it aside bc what is hansung in the face of snu really

back to high school. remember his childhood friend kiwoon? jaehyun walked in to kiwoon almost getting his ass whooped by one of the jocks bc he stole the latter’s watch to pawn off. the two of them grew apart after primary school, but kiwoon sees jaehyun and thinks that’s his out from getting his ass kicked. he tries to plea with jaehyun but jaehyun doesn’t want to get involved, so he just says he dk the guy. kiwoon gets incredibly upset by this and starts spluttering shit about how his parents would be so disappointed in him bc he’s a bully, which triggers jaehyun’s anger issues that he’s managed to keep mostly in check thus far & jaehyun ends up beating the shit out of him

kiwoon ends up in the hospital, jaehyun gets suspended. loses all of his scholarships except hansung, and jaehyun’s the type that literally needs to blame something for things going wrong, so he blames all of this on kiwoon and rocks up to his house in his 2ndhand car, ready to smack the shit out of him again xd

but then he sees kiwoon’s mom coddling him and being really upset, and he’s reminded of his own parents and what kiwoon said 🤪 kinda not knowing wtf to do w the emotions he’s feeling, he just punches his steering wheel and drives off

eventually decides to put the scholarship on hold to complete his military service ( semi hoping the bullying allegations will be forgotten and he’ll get snu again, but obv not, so he ended up going to hansung )

personality-wise on the surface he just seems like your typical jock who’s really loud and can be pretty obnoxious! doesn’t help that he’s fitting into the stereotype by failing a few classes and always hosting them parties @ the blue house

if you manage to get him in a room with you, i feel like he’s the type that has pretty intense eye contact which rlly just reflects his confidence! he can also be really charming when he wants to

he’s super ambitious and honestly always busy! what with soccer training, balancing yongmaru volunteering + his part-time job + partying and trying to have fun in his uni days + trying to improve his grades, his schedule is always packed

he also managed to build up his savings from his part-time job! working at nike has a lot of benefits bc you know those hype shoe releases where people queue up in front of the shop the night before? yeah, he gets first pick. he’s wise enough not to use those high-demand shoes himself, rather he buys a pair or two in the most common sizes and sells them for thousands of dollars profit - and this is all to say that he’s pretty wise with his money! if you talk to him for long enough, you’ll v quickly realise he places a v high importance on money ( like even his ambition is all for the cash he can potentially earn )

an important point abt him is it doesn’t take long to realise he kinda has some level of anger issues... it could be the way he’s sorta sensitive about a lot of things, tends to raise his voice a little, yeah... also swears like a sailor. honestly a lot of his personality that appears obnoxious can actually be attributed to his anger issues, it’s just the vibe you get if you know him for longer than 10 minutes

weird fun fact but he loves watching the stars @ night bc it reminds him of his parents! he doesn’t remember much of them honestly, but around the time of their death, his mom was going through the bedtime storybook ‘vincent’s starry night’ ( yep, the van gogh one ) and that’s one of the few memories he remembers vividly! his parents were also strong christians and heaven is up above in the sky so... yep

this got rlly long but if u read it all ur a champ! i have some plot ideas to start us off hoho

jocks pls hit him up, they’ve most definitely met ( i’d espc love for him to have a few dumb fratboy type bros )

if ur muse is a rich shoe fanatic, chances are he’s sold em a nike shoe or two ( honestly u guys could even be friends and he could be like ur ‘dealer’ except it’s for expensive shoes lmao )

he would even freelance w personal training / soccer training honestly so if u need someone for that he’s ya boi

party-goers wya!! u attend his ( + housemates ) parties @ the blue house... maybe u even use him to secure an invitation orr maybe u crash the party and he’s the only one who realises u weren’t on the guest list

i also envision him being in a hella toxic on-off relationship ( like euphoria’s nate and maddy type beat, except he’s not as unhinged as nate lmao - but if you’re keen for this Pls im begging hmu )

he’s probably got a ton of fwbs, probably even cheats a little so anyone who has some ex-bf trauma u know where 2 find him,,

blue house / soccer team / yongmaru folks wya!! for yongmaru, jaehyun 100% only joined to bolster his bullying controversy from high school bc pro soccer players are semi-famous and an iljin status is not gna do him any favours. maybe ur muse is doing smth similar or would like to call him out?

anyone who’s heard of his bullying rep rlly

someone who realises the poor kid needs therapy and tries to talk to him euphoria ali and rue style ( espc psych majors lol )

friends! rn, jaehyun sees friends as people he’d benefit from, whether it be a good time, status, money, wtv - the point is he’s very aware of what he’s friends w u for, and it’s never just because he likes you

he needs a tutor badly bc he failed 2 subjects now and is on the brink of losing his scholarship 😩

anyone from chuncheon? maybe they knew each other in high school!

he was also in seoul from 0-4 y/o so mayyybe u remember him when u were a kid or smth - his parents’ car crash was also all over the news back then soo it could even be the ‘hey aren’t you that kid whose parents died in that crazy ass car crash’ vibe ( i don’t imagine he’d receive that well tho rip )

again, thanks for reading n i can’t wait to plot w all of you!!! mwah mwah

#† �� 𝚟 𝚘 𝚕 𝚒 𝚝 𝚒 𝚘 𝚗 . ┊ out of character.#hs:intro

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tartagliaxx · 3 years

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hi lei!! my break has officially started so i don't have to stress about school for a bit!! today i played through venti's and childe's story quest to help decide which one i wanna use my pity on and honestly i was more affected by childe's than i thought,,hes starting to form a place in my heart the whole thing made me kinda cringe and have second hand embarssment because of his lying but seeing how much he cared for his brother was so sweet,,,i have a complicated relationship with my family and seeing their dynamic made me feel a sense of yearning i guess,,i cried it about it earlier and childe provided me a sense of comfort but I wanna know more about him before i just let him be my comfort character there are requirements and rules he has to meet!! giving me comfort is a full time job!!/j i'm gonna read his wiki tonight and i'm respectfully asking you my favorite childe lover for your hcs on him- 🍰

hello bby!!! i just woke up from a nap so this may or may not have come late. anw, im glad you’re finally getting a break! venti and childe’s quests gave me different sets of feelings but those two are my favorite along w zhongli’s! childe does a lot of unjustifiable things and he’s overall, a pretty bad person but the thing about bad people is that they’re never 100% bad. there’s always some semblance of good in their hearts and that makes you connect to them in a sense. while i don’t exactly agree w his methods, childe loves his brother sm and it shows. i want someone to protect me the same way he does w his family smh.

random childe hcs under the cut!

— childe sleeps awkwardly w his useless long limbs sprawled out so there’s never enough space when sharing a bed w him.

— thats a win for him tho bc he’s the hugest cuddler teyvat has seen. without fail, whoever sleeping w him would wake up to his arm securely around their waist or their head, legs tangled loosely together.

— he sleeps the closest to the door and windows. its a safety habit of his. whoever wants to harm the people he’s closest to will have to go through him first and that’s a fact even under the blanket of slumber.

— he likes spending obnoxious amounts of money for gifts but he also makes handmade trinkets just as often. maybe woodwork? little toys or trinkets that he makes on his downtime. those trinkets always come with special little notes or letters, depending on how much free time he has.

— what i mean is it ranges from “thinking of you. love, ajax” to “the weather in liyue is cooler than normal but not nearly cold enough to compare to the weather over there. i just came back from work related duties and while camping, i made this little something for you.”

— if someone he cares about gets injured because of their clumsiness, he would tease them first before helping them. he’s a jerk but that doesn’t mean he isn’t concerned. actually, he’s the type to blow things out of proportion.

— you sprained your ankle? he’ll laugh and tease you for being so clumsy and when you start pouting and refusing his help? he’s the type to leave you behind and come back a few moments later with a wheelchair or smth as you sulk about his lack of concern. if you still refuse his help? he’ll ride the wheelchair himself and spin around acting as if he’s having the best time of his life (he is.)

— also, watch him carry you in his arms everywhere despite your embarrassment and insistence that you can walk hobble your way around.

— if someone hurt you? call an ambulance but not for him that’s a story for another time and it’s not gonna be sparkles and fairy tales.

— childe has a very high eq/emotional intelligence. partnered w his very observant nature, he knows exactly what everyone is feeling.

— expect your favorite comfort food, a bunch of comfy blankets, a mug of your favorite warm drink and all other stuff you like if you’re feeling even the slightest bit down. he’ll spoil you w everything if he’s unfortunately too busy to be there w you.

— but if he can force someone else to do his share of work and his work is not too important, then he would stay and cuddle you all day. one moment you’re laying against his chest as you read a book and the next, you’re the little spoon in bed as he peppers you w sweet words and kisses. he won’t force you to talk abt it but he will willingly lend an ear if you want to talk about it.

— if he sees that whatever troubles you is becoming bad-bad then he will gently pry it out of you for your own sake. he just wants to help as best as he could bc a frown would never belong to your pretty face.

— pls i want that. but you know what else i want?

— when childe is the one needing help, his first instinct is to hide behind a mask but if you successfully wormed your way into his heart, he’ll let you see how lonely and broken he truly is.

— cradle his head to your chest and he’ll nuzzle his head closer to you. he loves the rhythm of your heartbeat. it grounds him. run a hand through his hair and he’ll weakly whimper. don’t mention it tho or else he’ll pull away out of shame.

— after basking in your warmth and affection, childe will look up w a dopey smile and the most lovestricken eyes you could ever see. he loves too much and now, he loves you.

— he’s very open w his affection and if you reciprocate? he will protect you until the end of time and love you ever so unconditionally.

— to childe, love means one thing and that’s family. if he loves you, you’re now part of his dysfunctional family and he makes it his life’s purpose to do everything to make his family smile.

— congrats. you’re now part of tonia’s permanent guest list for tea parties and teucer’s favorite play buddy second only to childe. sure you may never have met them, but he speaks about you so much in his letters that they feel like they’ve known you forever.

— oh and you might as well pack up and live in snezhnaya bc after meeting them once at childe’s insistence, they, too, have fallen in love w you and they’re just as stubborn as our man, childe.

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not sure what kind of hcs u wanted so i added a little of everything. this is my best sales talk so bby, come into my arms and join the ‘i love childe’ cult.

#lei.answers #withlove.🍰#childe #childe headcanons #genshin #childe hcs

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hajimine · 3 years

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hey gorgeous!

i just woke up from my unplanned sleep — i remembered i was scrolling through my twitter around 7 pm and poof i lost memory *overslept* so here im now confused af like do u ever feel somewhat jetlag after sleeping at an unideal time🧍🏻‍♀️does that even make any sense🧍🏻‍♀️anw i stumbled upon ur anon self-ship w kuroo thingy ask and sometimes i ask myself if its healthy to self-ship myself w mattsun way too often bc it makes me happy but sometimes im scared id forget ab the reality lol — ik it sounds too miserable/depressing but i find myself doing this a lot if im not feeling well like i would just imagine fluff scenarios to brighten up my mood again or read some in this app ,, do u do that a lot too or are u normal 😔

im sorry coming up to u with my rambles — not even asking ur well being first ,, i was a bit too excited to talk to u 🥺🤚🏻 since being happy is p hard these days — i hope ur having an okay today <33 *kith kith*

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hi bby!! oh no 😭 hopefully you can go back to sleep after this bc it’s so late now but aaaaa yes i do get that feeling!! i almost always feel disoriented after a nap please it’s not a good feeling 🥲 buttt about the selfship thing, if it makes you happy then please do continue doing it! it’s not harming anyone and i personally love my selfships and i love indulging myself in them, nothing wrong with that 😽 i love doing that as well pls you’re definitely not alone!! i have a collection of fluffy hcs at my disposal for me to read through when im sad,, and that definitely help make me feel a lil bit better :>

don’t worry about it mwah i love reading abt your ramblings!! i find it so sweet that you’re excited to talk to me bc i was so excited to see your ask in my inbox as well ☹️ im super glad today’s a good day for u ahhh and my day was pretty okay hehe,, hopefully tomorrow would be better :] how was your day pretty? did you get enough water to drink today? i hope you’ve been taking care of yourself mwahh <33

#✉️#ghosts & co.#🍓 anon baby!#if u want to u can share some of your selfship hcs with me !! i’ll definitely fangirl abt how cute the two of u are 😫

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earjacks-blog · 5 years

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KMJR

HELL YEA HELL YEA / meme

General:

How long will they last? - they’re forever babey love is eternal!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - kaminari’s pretty quick to crush on someone but it takes a while for him to realize it’s more a love thing. jirou pinning but doesn’t realize it after a while

How was their first kiss? - awful JSFKLMSF they’re both inexperienced and kyouka says that she can lead better but she’s somehow even more AWFUL than denki . they get better though its ok u_u

Wedding:

Who proposed? - kyouka!!!!! it ended up being a slight flop though bc he got nervous midway but denki wldnt stop crying abt it anyway and happily accepted ( obviously )

Who is the best man/men? - i wld say kiri but bakugou being the best man is fucking funnier and kyouka wld tell denki to pick him too

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - momo obvs…

Who did the most planning? - kyouka wanted it simple but denki’s the romantic who wanted it to be cheesy and intricate as hell so for once he actually gets serious and rlly dead on having it perfect that kyouka was shocked jKLMFKJMSF

Who stressed the most? - DENKI

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - the obvious ( m slur . m*neta. ) but not rlly anyone they both dont hold any grudges against their classmates so like.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - none they both aren’t comfortable carrying

How many children will they adopt? - ONE and that’s good enough

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - kyouka… she voluntarily does it anw because she doesn’t trust denki for some reason

Who is the stricter parent? - DENKI…. he’s always so anxious abt his kid that he ends up being a bit stricter but not too much. he’s a good dad u-u

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - denki bc kyouka’s a fucking enabler

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - kyouka!!!! she does it for denki too anw

Who is the more loved parent? - they’re both equally loved!! denki’s a p goofy and wacky dad and kyouka’s a cool and hip mom

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - kyouka

Who cried the most at graduation? - DENKI

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - kyouka JSKFMLFSM

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - denki … kyouka’s a decent cook but denki’s def better

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - kyouka JFKLMS she hates eating certain things and specific shit like carrots and stuff

Who does the grocery shopping? - they both go tgt bc if one goes alone they end up doing impulsive bullshit

How often do they bake desserts? - not as much?? their kid loves it and kyouka loves baking but they don’t do it everyday!! a few times each month!!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat lover.. they both can’t stand their vegetables that well JKMFSMLF

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - denki obvs being the bigger romantic

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - DENKI

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - kyouka forgot to turn off the stove once

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - kyouka likes their shit organized so she does it for the both of them u_u

Who is really against chores? - kyou’s a bit lazy but it’s ok denki likes doing chores

Who cleans up after the pets? - denki!!!!! although they wouldn’t have too many pets bc it’s a hassle for the both of them and they aren’t that good at caring for a lot JKMFLJMFS

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - KYOUKA

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - ok kyouka because she likes making good impressions

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - denki….. and it’s his own money he fucking misplaced

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - denki fell asleep in the bath

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - kyouka!!!!! she loves walking their pets!!!

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - not as much they’re both lazy so they end up doing simple stuff

What are their goals for the relationship? - not much they’re happy w what they have and they have a cute banter

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - both of them . they fell asleep cuddling on the couch and they left the tv on

Who plays the most pranks? - kyouka JSFKLMSFM and she gets their kid to even help her out. denki’s aware of it most of the time but rolls along with it because he thinks its cute

#reformworld #long post /#ehehe .......

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