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jas-sometimes-writes ยท 3 years
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Not that anyone cares vdhsvs but random headcanons for some of the Curriculum Unavailable crew :^)
Andy:
He's a huge nerd but he actively chose to never get into Harry Potter and is just blissfully unaware of anything about
"I'm totally a hufflepuff :)" "literally what are you saying right now"
"This guy's name is Dumbledore? Sounds fake but ok"
He loves cacti :^)
He's afraid of big dogs
He bites into ice cream </3
Leila:
Even though she is also a big nerd and generally loves sci-fi, she never got into Star Wars, even though she tried really hard and admits that it's something she should love
She does however LOVE the droids, and the porgs(much to Andy's annoyance)
She loves birds(especially ducks and geese)
She's allergic to shrimp and shellfish, although even if she wasn't she couldn't eat shellfish because it isn't kosher
She has a stuffed dog that's dressed in a suit and top hat that she loves with all her heart. His name is Frank Si-paw-tra. Andy hates him
Her celebrity crush is Matthew Broderick, but post-Ferris Buehller :/
Jay:
He's afraid of butterflies :( he does not really know why rip
His favorite restaurant is Red Lobster,,,this becomes a problem when he starts dating Leila vsvsgs ๐Ÿ’”
He watches dating shows(i.e. The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Love Island, etc.), he started doing it because there was nothing else on and he was doing it ironically, but then he got invested ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ
He has a snowglobe collection. He doesn't remember why he started it in the first place but he's in too deep to stop collecting <3
Poppy:
She likes to invent new recipes, sometimes they're great, sometimes they are absolutely awful ๐Ÿ’•
She was incredibly sheltered growing up, to the point where she considers movies like Space Jam and Home Alone to be action films <3
She is exceedingly nice to everyone, but a lot of the time guys think she's flirting with them, even though that's just How She Is
Even though she mostly likes to bake, she is really great at grilling somehow
She only drinks soda when she's sad </3
Jared:
He is very big in TikTok, he started off posting joke videos but people kept thirsting for him in the comments so he gave in and....put on the catboy maid outfit ๐Ÿ’”
He has a "Team Mom" shirt that his teammates got him and it's low-key his favorite possession
His other prized possession is a Michael Jordan rookie card,,,from when he was a baseball player </3
He never really got the big deal about dating and he was never really interested in having girlfriends, then he realized that's because he likes boys <3
His type is e-boys ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ–ค(as evidenced by his eventual e-boy bf Noah)
Bri:
She is tiny but she will take you tf down <3
She whittles when she's stressed
She is extremely protective of her little brother Toby, she is more than willing to cut a bitch if they hurt her little bro
She was obsessed with Legos as a kid, and she still has buckets full of them at her parents house
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