#and we encountered two distinct horrid scents on our short journey
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I saw a partridge at the zoo one time and me and my mom were like... why would he ever be in a pear tree...
#we are both dumbass#google maps told us to drive through the coors factory in golden co#and we encountered two distinct horrid scents on our short journey#one was pure alcohol im guessing but it was so intense and strangley earthy#i could barely breath#then after that was what can only be described as poopy mint#it didn't really smell like mint but it made my lungs and sinuses feel cold and tense like mint would#it smelled like absolute dog shit#like a pungent fresh wet steaming pile of doggy dook#it was indescribable#im guessing it was the fermenting#i was laughing but i didn't want to breathe so i was just choking#we went under a tunnel at some point near the beginning#and the electrical lines were buzzing so loud i thought it was cicadas#and then we have to go back because there's a fucking shut gate#it was like 8pm but it was warm out#like uncomfortably warm#and even though the stink was so wretched and unbearable we didn't shut the windows lmfao#we were both curious#then on the way back home we went through a very ominous construction zone with cones just randomly strewn about#they were all upright but like there would be cones on the sides of a bridge#like its already expected that we don't drive off the side of a bridge??#and then my mom took the long way home and i asked if she was gonna murder me and she just smiled and didn't say anything#so i demanded she answer me#it was a weird night#r#mine#ok to rb
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