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rikaspotting · 1 year
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Nobody asked, but here's some more Pokémon S/V character shenanigans. This time it's how they would react to someone randomly hugging them from behind.
Penny: Would freak the hell out and call you nuts since they hate physical contacts.
Larry: Would have a massive surprised and confused expression on his face. He would ask you to not do that again in the most exasperated voice he could speak with.
Geeta: If it was one of her students, she would be amused and most likely hug back. If not....get ready to be chastised by Paldea's ultimate mom
Brassius: Be very confused but would awkwardly give a hug back in the most theatrical way possible.
Grusha: Would kindly tell you to *fuck off*but if he knows you he would just say "leave me the hell alone."
Ryme: Eyes would roll back into her head and scold you for hugging a woman without her consent, but would eventually feel bad and try to hug you back.
Nemona: Would stand there awkwardly but excitedly hug you back to assert dominance.
Arven: Would panic and ask what the hell you were doing, but quickly would calm down.
Iono: She would let out a small yelp but quickly would try to record the situation for the clout.
Rika: Like Nemona, would hug you back to assert dominance but with the force of a gay aunt. AKA your back will be somewhat hurting afterwards.
Hassel: Would initially be startled but then would get emotional and hugged you back. He'd be a confused tearful mess.
Dendra: Like Rika, she's a forceful hugger but does it with so much gusto that it feels like you were hugged by family.
Jacq: He would be so confused and awkwardly try to figure out what was going on before Clavell is up his ass.
Kofu: People rarely talk about this guy, but he would probably hug you back like a true dad.
Eri: Despite her scary appearance, if she knew you she would be the gentlest hugger out of all the Team Star captains.
Mela: The most violent hugger. Has no shame causing back pain after giving one out. Hug at your own risk.
Ortega: Would be disgusted by your act of affection but then would demand you do it again.
Giacomo: Would let out some swear words due to shock then run the hell away from you but not before calling you words that should not be repeated.
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flaming-toads · 1 month
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strangefable · 1 year
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have i written or posted even a hint of the long fics i've been working on for micah or lilith? nope.
instead, my brain is giggling and hyperfixating on the new dawn kids
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dragonfire1000 · 2 years
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@enderparty101 look what megafont made me do. What does he have to say for himself
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live-angel · 1 year
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POV: Tumblr has a spam bot problem
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kelmcdonald · 1 year
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well the years start coming and they don't stop coming--
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captainjonnitkessler · 6 months
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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talaricula · 6 months
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
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It's just one thing after another
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silvia-pktr · 9 months
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No, I'm not a bot, stop following me god dammit.
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stuckinapril · 4 months
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don't stress about that opportunity that fell through or that friend you lost or that thing you really want to happen but isn't. as long as you keep your chin up and try try try again, better things will replace your losses. i'm looking at my life rn and actually marveling at how every single thing i stressed about, whether it be an opportunity or a person, got supplanted w another thing that is so much better. it really is true that loss makes space for better things. these days i don't get sad when something doesn't work out. i get excited that i'm now open to so many other possibilities out there, so long as i actively seek them. you never lack. you just transition.
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anneapocalypse · 1 year
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So, just curious how many writers and creators will have to be forcibly outed by relentless harassment before we acknowledge that "This queer characters was written by a cishet person and that's why they're bad" is not good criticism.
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emerald-observance · 1 year
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I'm so, so sorry watchful-processor. I wish you were real!
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merrigel · 4 months
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I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward
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theonlymadmanonmars · 4 months
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Hi hello hi. As an AroAce individual in a QPR who has no desire for a romantic or sexual relationship, I think shipping Alastor in QPRs is so so fun and people should do it more. I also think it works for a good amount if not all of the ships I've seen him in.
Alastor and Rosie: Hell yeah. They're already great friends and every interaction we've seen between them has been pure and adorable. Rosie Gently guiding Alastor through his identity because he isn't exactly up with the slang. Them going out for tea and human flesh Sunday afternoons. Them giving each other forehead kisses and holding hands platonically.
Alastor and Angle dust: Mhmm. Angle not really wanting Sex or romance after all he's been through. Angle respecting Alastor's identity and not pushing for anything more than friendship. Alastor not really liking Angle at first because of their differences, But tolerating him regardles. Alastor explaining to Angle that Romantic relationships don't have to involve Sex (I'm an Asexual Angle truther.) Angle offering Alastor a hug that Alastor reluctantly accepts. Them cuddling at night with a pinky Promise of nothing more.
Alastor and Vox: Go ahead. A fic about Alastor trying to Navigate exactly how he feels about Vox, Because when he died the term AroAce didn't exist, so he thinks it's romantic attraction, Maybe they kiss and Alastor is like "Ha! No!" Maybe that's why they had their falling out? Who knows.
Alastor and Lucifer: So So SO much Yes. (This is my personal favorite) The two of them hating each other, but putting up for each other for Charlie's sake. Slowly growing to actually tolerate and maybe even like being around the other. Exchanging snarky remarks in a more playful way. Alastor finding Lucifer sitting in a pile of ducks and despair and offering his hand to help him up and take him to the hotel. Never letting go of his hand. Fuck Enemies to Friends to Lovers I want an Enemies to Friends to Qpr arc goddamnit.
I do think it's okay to ship Alastor even outside of QPR's, BUT. If you do, don't just ignore Alastor's identity. AroAce people get far less representation than the rest of the LGBTQ+ community. I can think of one other canon Character off the top of my head. So it's not okay to erase the little rep we do get. In the end I think it's important to listen to what AroAce people have to say on the matter, it is our representation after all.
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i-bring-crack · 1 year
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So many girl bots subscribing to the account that I just feel like:
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