Ship cat Tigress aloft von Barque Picton Castle
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okay but what if ophelia enjoyed sleeping in coffins? not in a "Yo vampire" vibe but in a "romanticising your own death" kinda way
not suicide. no that's lame and unfun and makes the vibes sad and i don't need that
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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gertrude
[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]
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