ships I can think of ranked by whether or not I think they're pacific rim drift compatible

Kazuma and Ryunosuke dgs: yes totally

joker and akechi persona 5: yes, annoyingly for everyone around them

professor x and magneto: yes and no. when it's yes they're fucking amazing if one thing goes wrong though someone's going to die. in the pacrim au I've constructed (it's important to do this for every media you get into) they managed to be pilots for a while before royally fucking everything up . somewhere in Cuba maybe

Tim Drake and Conner Kent: no but it's not like, a big deal. Tim and Cassie are and so are Kon and Bart

kaz and inej six of crows: yes absolutely so much

twelfth doctor and Clara Oswald: yes and it's a problem for everyone else. if there's a way to be too drift compatible they're doing it. I imagine this one ends in some sort of eldritch horror situation where they get mind fucked or melded with the machine because they can't let the other die

essek and Caleb critical role: yeah 👍

phoenix wright and miles Edgeworth: almost. but not quite

junpei and akane zero escape: nooooo. junpei thinks they are though. akane likes to imagine they are but knows better

aoi and light zero escape: yeah probably but teebeeache in a 999 pacrim au the obvious drift pairs are the siblings

me and my ex: probably not. it's a possibility if we do some personal growth but most likely not. I could come up with a whole au on this but I won't because he follows me and is reading this post. some things stay between me and my sad spotify playlist

dr selar save me.... save me dr selar...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY ADOPTED EMO BOY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 STAY EMO YOU LIL HATER BOY LOVE YOUUU

csp kinda butchered the quality when it was gif-ified so here's the art itself

"Agent Milton was just doing his job" STOP SUCKING HIS DICK OH MY LORD. I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS HONEST OR FAIR HE STILL DID THAT BULLSHIT IN LAKAY IN CHAPTER 5 WHEN HE KNEW ABOUT JACK'S PRESENCE, ACTIVELY PUTTING A CHILD IN DANGER FOR SOME RICH GUY MONEY.

HE STILL.. IS A PINKERTON. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IF THERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S NOTORIOUS FOR BEING CRUEL, I WON'T REALLY RESPECT OR TRUST ANYBODY WHO'S IN SAID SOMETHING.

DOING HIS JOB OR NOT, HE DOESN'T HAVE A RESPECTABLE JOB.

dog world where we need a cop dog to fall in love with a poor street dog and they're in love and the twist of the movie is the cop dog has to arrest the street dog but he can't do it because he loves the street dog too much

street dog named desire

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just laughed my ass off at this tiktok of a woman complaining that people were smoking weed at a public park in front of kids. babygirl you did not grow up right

i hate that suicide jokes have become so common i think its genuinely having the same effect as the popularization of shit like delulu where people are getting so used to joking about suicide that they dont take it seriously anymore. tip for the people if you see someone online being suicidal and you dont know how to help the very least you can do is not reply with some sort of "well THAT just happened" type of comment or even worse a joke or passive encouragement ala "well i cant stop you i guess' (and if you post active encouragement go fuck yourself).

i know people are already addressing how suicide jokes are like self deprecation jokes where they just keep you stuck in a mentally unwell state but there should be more talk about how them becoming popular again is genuinely desensitizing people to suicidal ideation and even worse desensitizing people to actual suicide notes. take suicide seriously and if the person youre talking to tries to make it into a big joke either they really need help or theyre a really big asshole (and sometimes its both)

KILL /silly 😋

@vellichorom I keep abusing my ability to draw Thierry eventually he’s just going to be a potato 🥔

rly insane how half the disco elysium fandom like.. completely fails at understanding even basic messaging of the game that even i got while being really bad at understanding themes lol. like yeah sure i relate hard to harrys mental health and substance use shit, and yeah, i think kim is fun and goofy, and i like their dynamic and also want to see on screen gay sex.

but like.. this is The Politics Game and half of the fanbase has taken from it exclusively "omg my blorbos meow meows babygirls" and seemingly failed to engage w the political text of the story. like ok if you came out of disco elysium and saw a man who is like.. at best 1 week sober from extreme substance abuse that has made him actively suicidal and threatening to others around him, who is desperately in need of actual, urgent help, AND who is a POLICE OFFICER, like, THEE person who absolutely should NOT be a cop, on top of, yknow, that, like, police are bad already??? a man who has canonically committed serious and traumatic police brutality due to this very instability and disregard for anyones safety and has continued to be allowed to occupy this position? and you get an ending in which his co-workers who have basically just been watching from the sidelines being like.. exasperated at him but not actually doing anything about the massive risk to himself and all these civilians safety just going "well, yknow, hes a good guy after all, and he hasnt been getting drunk and waving his police issued firearm at frightened civilians for a whole week, and he sure saw a bug, so, like, just come back to work man" and thought that was a satisfying and good ending...... after all the talk abt copaganda white ppl is the same

people being like „what happened to rob omg look at how cute he was as a twink 🥺🥺🥺“ are so funny like. girl he aged

finch is fine theyre just kind of gullible and have very little bloodflow going to their brain. oops.

not a big fan of “reblog if you think (marginalized group of people) are valid” posts because if i have to reblog a shitty post to make that apparent on my account then idk. i’d feel like i’m doing something wrong!

legitimately what the fuck was that

WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS. WHY DID YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE IF YOU WANTED TO RUIN MY FUN

im trying to solidify my rain world creature anatomy headcanons but caramel lizards are making that REALLY FUCKIN DIFFICULT