HOBIE IS TRANS, MILES IS TRANS, GWEN IS TRANS, PAV IS TRANS, MIGUEL IS TRANS EVERYONE IS TRANS IN THIS BITCH

idc how evil you all think i am i will never make grayson go through another love triangle

those jeans dear god 🤢

i like them. y'all are just haters.

me after scripting that the most womanizer guy in this cr is faithful to me in my dr

Imagine opening Facebook and seeing this:

My heart skipped a beat (ok a dozen of them), I swear.

What you NOT 👏🏾 GONNA 👏🏾 DO 👏🏾 is try to play me in my own inbox.

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They're all pretty, what are you talking about? Have you not seen them? They're beautiful and my hands made sure of that, you know WHY all the boys had their eyes on them and that's for sure😤

Taylor Swift could write "Politics", but Aristotle could never write Cowboy Like Me

Payu said, "If we gon be together then you have to have your shit together."

karens are scary but lululemon moms are scarier

you ever wonder where the eyes in the skull emoji went? they looked too far into my business and i poked them out :D

A general reminder—periodic cicadas pose no threat to anyone and their plant damage is limited to nipping off the ends of twigs. Please do not hose them with pesticide. They are slow and clumsy and confused and only want to make friends with other cicadas and eventually die of sexual exhaustion.

Yes, the screaming is a lot, but they’ve been extremely quiet neighbors for thirteen years, cut them some slack as they go through the most fraught time of their lives.

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

They turned him into a shaboingboing

Edit: I keep seeing this photo being reposted in places outside of Tumblr, and it surprises me every time. By the way, a "shaboingboing" is a hotdog. (Also, please stop cropping my name out of the photo! ;w; My posts are kewl!)