Nah cuz image vamp hobie going to do his usually routine of annoying exorist and he comes to find reader several hurt from another monster

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Hurt fic when????

Miss vampire hobie × exorist reader ngl yall gotta hewr me out🤡

Baby you are HEARD

I saw something from another account on here about fae!Hobie and ohhhmygoddd him luring you into the woods with a pretty song on his guitar then fucking you against a tree while moaning an addictive melody.....

AAAAHH😭🤌🏼

(Anyways, do you have a 🎧 anon?)

MOANING ACREMAING CREAMING MY PANTS!!! Fae Hobie who keeps you as a nice human pet he can fuck whenever he pleases. He keeps you addicted to him with his song, a siren, a nymph. UGH I NEED MORE

Love all horny stalkee hobie stuff but he would be sweet too i think

Stalker hobie who just makes your life a lil bit easier

He breaks into your place and refills your favourite juice in fridage after you had bad day

He puts your phone in charger at night when you sleep and forget to put it

He fix your dripping sink when you are out and heat up your blanket for you to be ready when you get here

Anonymously paying for your food drinks and stuff when you out every once in while to cheer you up

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I want my stalker to be this sweet :((( (I want Hobie to stalk me)

okay but loser!hobie cumming hands-free......... just getting off at the sound of your voice, you lying next to him and almost bullying him over the fact that he's about to cum without even being touched. him being so embarrassed, shaken sighs spilling from his lips as you caress his waist and thighs. his eyes rolling into the back of his head and cum lazily spurting and spilling out as soon as you allow him to.

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He's so pathetic. I love him.

STLKER HOBEIE

stalker hobie who watches you touch yourself through your window—watching as you lay across your bed, your fingers wrapped around your dick/fingers rubbing your clit

plot twist hes touching himself too haha

hes jerking himself off while peeking thru the glass of ur window

his rough hand wrapped around his pretty dick and quickly pumping it

IM GONNA SCREAM

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LOSING MY FUCKING MIND! he's so desperate. It's giving Joe from You

She keeps them all in her wallet 🩷

Also yeah she gave all her kids names starting with "H"

She's just silly like that OKAY???

STALKER HOBIEMENTIONEDDDD

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STALKER HOBIE IS HOBIE OF THE MONTH!!!!

do we have a hobie of the month

cause on your account you know you and the anon emojis like to talk about a new version every month...vamp/stalker/monster-under-the-bed/milf/dilf/loser/dobie/devil/normal-hobie/abnormally kinky/not-kinky-at-all/artist/muse/breeding-kink-hobie/virgin/sweetheart/vile/hobie-and-his-mates

havent been on your page in a while hi

I think we're on stalker Hobie right now. I'm not sure.

I'm back and thinking about breeding ftm!hobie hey guys

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he'd be so pretty swollen and pregnant. I'd make him such a good father frfr

HE'S SO AHSHDJDHSHDHD

Wife reveal ♡︎

Hobie Brown<3

another drawing

Have you seen Romeo and Juliet (1996)?

Cause the guy that plays Mercutio reminds me of Hobie - partially aside from the drag queen aspect, though not entirely.

His name is Harold Perrineau and if you look up “Harold Perrineau as Mercutio” you’ll see what I mean :3

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I HAVE. MERCUTIO WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!! I GET UT

you're totally fine 😭 dont feel pressured to be active or like you gotta be writing something. there's a difference when you take your time, and i'd rather you do

how've you been, though?

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I've been okay! Spending a lot of time with my bf and just being happy. I hope to start writing again soon :(((

I'm sorry I've been so inactive. I just have no energy to write. It's insane. Please give me grace, I'm trying to get it together :(((

ITS BECAUSE IT HAD A LINK IM SORRY

ok there was this post about Gaap from Demon 79 in black mirror season six and im obsessed with it(he's actually my wife(IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME INSTEAD OF HER!!!!11!1!!!!))

they were talking about what if hobie was in place of him

it was giving me so much monster under the bed hobie vibes omgomg i had to rewatch it

if you havent seen it i really want you to watch it 😭 idk if its your kinda movie but its my favorite one in season 6

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I've never seen it. Only a few episodes of black mirror I've seen but I'll watch it just so ik what ur talking about

I've probably sent like a billion asks abt hobie bottoming for the first time but it's just... god it's so good

reassuring him as you slip your fingers in and out of him, stretching him out all nicely while simultaneously teasing him, fucking your fingers against his prostate in a way that makes his dick throb and face flush. eating him out and watching as he just goes completed weak, knees caving in as he practically colapses on his side on the bed. fucking into him all softly while kissing him all over, smearing his lipstick all over. he gets fucked out so easily, getting so embarrassed and flushed because it's his first time and he's so nervous but it feels so good and he just can't help but moan and curse and whine and and

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He'd be so pretty taking it for the first time, a complete 180 of his usual cocky attitude. I'd pay money to fuck him. Hold his hips and make him bounce with each stroke. His toes would curl each time you touch his prostate, his eyes would roll back and and and