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thesherrinfordfacility · 11 months

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please note that this is a pre-s2 masterpost; new one can be found here.

contrary to popular belief i am actually capable of writing up genuine theories about s2, but they are still wonderfully feral and unhinged in both tone and nature, so voila welcome to ✨rhi's crackpot speculation/meta masterpost✨ featuring some very special guests that are way more insightful and clever than me

note: contains spoilers

d-day edit: lmao let's sort this shitpit out🍲

old post-s2/s3-relevant metas etc but they didn't make it to the final cut of the new masterpost:

BIT NERVOUS about this being linked but fuck it, i didn't like the first two eps INITIALLY but in my defence i learnt the error of my ways and consider it to have been prime's fault

thoughts on s3 in the immediate aftermath

i heard you calling from across the ether for some whump material so i wrote some

also i meta-girlbossed a bit too close to the sun with recontextualising the lion/adam/eve parallels in s1e1 now that we know what we know about aziraphale and crowley pre-fall

someone shared their opinion about the playlists with me then i blacked out and when i came to there was meta

i got big feelings™ about the argument clip in that aziraphale is honestly just a nice man doing his fucking best (not a prediction but just a wee rant)

s2 live commentaries bc im sorry reading these back is GOLD:

episode 1/2 (lumped together bc i went to a screening) (also neil liked this and i feel exposed the poor guy had to read this??? over all the other somewhat intelligent stuff on my blog??? this is what he went for???? man's WILD ✨)

episode 3

episode 4

episode 5

episode 6 (lmao)

and then basically anything else, mostly all pre-s2 so have a read and laugh at me, it's ok honest

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this one made me tear up a bit because i live on a diet of bagels and aziraphale/crowley biblical whump material LMAO AM I APOLLO????

(as amended) the one where my entire theory on aziraphale and crowley's angst for s2 is predicted based on the length of his ridiculous (see: delicious) sideburns

an earlier musing on the plot of like the first three episodes (fuck it let's be real i'm just blueprinting a fanfic in this post)

by all accounts crowley is not, in fact, james bond

the second coming gets fucked up bc gabriel is a pussy ass bitch

✨✨SDCC/NYC✨✨ people pls read this and talk to me about it bc I'm losing it everyone else just shh and read silently for a minute ill get to you in a sec okay id still love to know what happened at the sdcc screening but i went to my own one in the uk and what i saw has done nothing to dissuade me from this theory im sorry

lol haven't updated this post in a hot minute but this is the SMOOCHY prediction

i told y'all crowley was getting hit by the cozzy livs and now my boy has to work in a pub, liz truss i hope ur happy

if i must suffer then you must suffer also thems the rules

✨✨live feed of my breakdown over the episode titles✨✨

a wee romantic shitpost about ep5 but im adding it in here for posterity bc if this does happen im going to simply decease

this was birthed from the above but with ep2(?) spoiler context

IS GOOB JESUS?????

i have a sinking feeling that crowley may be a double agent and honestly that's not very james bond of him

segue from the above, someone really cleverly came up with the thought after the wanted posters that crowley is involved in hell descending on the bookshop to get gabriel and was rewarded with duke of hell (hence the art of him on a throne) and i latched on like a fucking barnacle

I cry

(also as amended lmao) my rhetoric on how unequipped aziraphale is to handle intense gay panic god bless this mess this lil funky dude

i have now done so many speculation posts about the 40s that it feels like groundhog day but if prime insist on feeding me 40s content then that's their own damn fault (but this one is the most recent and where I'm currently at so read this one first)

(older) a tinfoil hat inspection of anything related to ww2!husbands, magician aziraphale, and the Dinner of '41

(older again) extended-Dinner of '41 analysis in the context of s1e3

once upon a time aziraphale and crowley fucked up the ineffable plan by not getting together in 1941 and god wasn't happy about it and everything went tits up, the end

a simple humble commentary on how the trailer was put together and a warning to not trust a single thing prime tells us

okay it's not s2 related but i had a bit of wine and a small heartbreak over their first meeting in the beginning and now any other method of therapy is redundant

and last but certainly not least (not for the moment anyway, there's a few more feet to descend before we truly scrape the bottom of the unholy barrel that is my psyche) we encounter the deranged, manic, unbalanced and frankly disturbed commentary i birthed in response to The Spoiler

enjoy, my boos ✨

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens speculation #good omens spoilers #no real need to interact im just doing this to pin it so i have my own handy reference guide for future analyses #and it saves me having to wade through the shitposting smorgasbord that is this blog

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kenyatta · 1 year

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Tony Thorne is a linguist and lexicographer, and a leading authority on language change and language usage in the UK (he has heard that, unfortunately, “corriebobs” is the frontrunner for the term for Charles’ coronation). This kind of language, he explains, “reflects a general memeification of language and destabilisation of meaning that is popular with the young.”

According to Thorne, in the past slang typically spread by word of mouth, but since the advent of the internet, buzzy new words have been able to travel at lightning pace – which is why it might seem as though we use ‘slangier’ language now than we did 20 years ago. “This sort of language [...] used to be communicated just by word of mouth – in pubs, school playgrounds, across the neighbour’s fence,” Thorne explains. “It was too informal to use in most forms of writing. But now messaging and the internet means it can spread very, very widely and instantaneously.”

While the internet has changed the way slang catches on and spreads, evidently, this urge to come up with snappy words and phrases isn’t a phenomenon unique to Gen Z. Thorne mentions that ‘Maccy Ds’, the slang term for McDonald’s, was first widely popularised by young people in late 90s and early 2000s. “One contact tells me they’ve heard of holy communion being referred to as ‘haggers commaggers’ by outre priests in the 1930s,” he adds. “Playing with the sounds of words has been recorded since the first evidence of language itself.”

#british slang #langblr #language

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horrorxweasley · 1 year

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im sorry i just saw requests are closed. do u know when you're gonna write again?

Hello lovely,

yeah sorry requests are closed, but I would be willing to write for the topics you asked to answer your question :)

I have no idea when i’ll write again, life has become pretty crazy because of the cozzie livs the now lmao but I hope i’ll get back to it at somepoint because i do/did enjoy it :))

#rachel talks #rachels asks #anon :)

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whereinchelsea · 6 years

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Made in Chelsea - Croatia Episode 1

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1. Dubovica Beach - Jamie tries to impress Ell with the size of his boat, then whinges about pain in his hip. Melissa and Harry don matching cozzies while Sam and Habbs appear very loved up. Tabitha and Miles grill Habbs on the depth of her fling-thing with Sam. Habbs demurs, and insists that she won't be the one to try and DTR first. This is just a sure-fire way to get hurt, honey. Sam is also not interested in labeling their thing, and plans to keep his distance from Liv.

2. Villa Poseidon, Vrboska - Oliver sunbathes in the nude in the pool to the dismay of Sophie.

3. Villa Phoebe, Stari Grad - Liv and Digby sip cocktails on the balcony of their villa. They are concerned about being on holiday with Sam. Olivia points out rightly that it is always easier to give advice than to take it, particularly on a subject like whether or not to leave a relationship. Ollie prepares vegetable kebabs for Liv and Tabitha.

4. Me and Mrs. Jones, Jelsa - Mark Francis and Victoria take a break from yachting and enjoy their bubbles on terra firma. Sophie stops by on her way to the cash point.

5. Jelsa - Harry, Melissa, Sam, and Habbs sunbathe and rehash their first night together in Croatia. Liv sends Sam and Harry and text about getting drinks together. Habbs tells Melissa that she'd be upset if Sam were to hook up with anyone else, but fails to tell Sam this herself.

6. Konoba Zvijezda Mora, Stari Grad - Jamie, Ell, Miles, and Sophie go for wine. Jamie is unbearably awkward with Miles, claiming to speak Croatian so well he could tutor it. Miles and Ell go for ice cream to beat the heat of the Croatian sun.

7. Seven - Liv gets Harry to try and explain why Sam is keeping his distance. Some points were well made, others were pretty weak. Liv decides to put no more energy into reconnecting with Sam.

8. Jelsa Marina - Sam takes Habbs on a romantic candlelit dinner on a docked boat. They tell one another that neither one of them has strayed during their separation before the holiday.

9. Jelsa Water Polo - The group plays water polo. Ell and Miles agree that they have great friend chemistry. Habbs gushes to Harry and Melissa about the date with Sam. Sam admits to Jamie that he did hook up with someone while he was in Vegas.

10. Hvar Viewpoint - Tabitha joins Liv on a walk to a scenic vista with croissants as reward. After insisting that she's done with the drama with Sam, Liv spends the whole time ranting about his exasperating insistence on ignoring her.

11. Faria, Hvar - Digby just happens to walk into a restaurant to make a reservation, and who's having a liquid lunch but Sam. So, to refresh ourselves on last season, Liv and Digby's relationship was on the rocks due to so much intervention from others. Now, Liv and Sam are on the rocks so everyone is sticking their oar in putting in their very unhelpful opinions.

12. Laganini Lounge Bar - Jamie plays host at the first big night out on another island. Liv is putting all her eggs in Digby's basket, and is isolating herself from anyone else. Real healthy... Jamie sweats Ell and Miles having fun together. Liv pulls Sam to the side to try and rekindle their friendship. He listens to what she has to say, and then they hug and make up.

#made in chelsea #mic #croatia

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