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vendettasfanfictioning · 7 months

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what chuck did to jack was insane ngl but the way they decided to add this line here is making me lose my shit

#I've went back to this like 3 times because i couldn't get the right scene #and i haven't stopped laughing LMAOOOOO #💀💀💀#supernatural #watching spn #castiel #spn belphegor #15x03

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yourlittlettoy · 6 months

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I didn't know people who actually LIKE to be tickled existed until I found your blog. Just thinking about what it would be like to tickle someone who WANTS to be trapped and laughing under your touch is... well, I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for a few weeks now and I had to let you know. Thanks so much for all you post (even though I am *dying* of envy of your lers)!

“Trapped and laughing under your tou- “ !!! 😳😳😵‍💫🥴🫣 WHOAAA lmaooooo I didn’t expect to be FLUSTERED when I started reading this ask PFFFT

ANYWAY 😆, I am beyond honoured to have contributed to this very big discovery of yours!! Eeeeeeee!!!! It makes me so happy when kinky people realize that they can have everything they ever wanted and more ☺️

Thank you for telling me, pal ❤️ and pffft 🙈🙈 that last sentence means a lot as welllll 🥰

#ask #anon #answered!

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thegreymoon · 3 months

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The Story of Minglan

Wreck shit, Rulan!

You're the only one with the social power to do so and I am so mad on behalf of all of you!

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Oh, fuck off.

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OMG, THE WAY I WOULD JUST LET HER!

I have no patience for this. I had one manipulator try to pull this on me. He was dating my (former) best friend and the whole relationship was a shameful disgrace. When she finally came to her senses and dumped him, his stupid ass started calling ME because she had blocked him, telling me how he would kill himself and how he had already swallowed a bunch of pills because he couldn't live without her 🙄🙄 He, of course, called again the next day, very much still alive and obnoxious as ever, and my first question to him was, "Why are you still alive? The next time I hear about you, you had better be DEAD!" He never called again. Smh.

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I see everyone's point.

I too am starting to like Rulan more and more and she hasn't even done any maturing yet.

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LMAOOOOO

Yesssssss, Momo! Go for the jugular!

I'm so sorry for every word of disrespect I've uttered your way! I'd absolutely take you as my teacher, even if it means learning tea brewing and flower arranging (neither of which I can actually do, lol, so classes would actually be beneficial)!

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But here you are speaking anyway 🙄

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The logic of this is going waaaaaaay over my head.

It may be because my own brother was already an adult when I was born and I was raised as practically an only child so I don't fully understand sibling relationships, but if I was repeatedly punished and beaten because of my asshole sister? What mending affections! I WOULD TAKE THE RESENTMENT TO MY GRAVE.

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OMG SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

On an unrelated note, I read the entirety of 2ha MULTIPLE TIMES and never reviled Song Qiutong as much as I revile her now that I actually get to see that sort of behaviour in action. I can only imagine the rage of someone who had more exposure to c-dramas and this particular character archetype.

Props to Meatbun for stomping her.

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LMAOOOO, Momo, I love you!!

MADAM, I BOW BEFORE YOUR WISDOM!

Please forgive my prior arrogance and ignorance 🙏🙏

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Shut up, you liar.

You haven't stood up for her in however many years it's already been, if it wasn't for Granny, who knows what would have become of her?

You only ever stand up for your own dick.

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Good girl, Minglan.

Mourn the father you should have had and put no stock in this useless one 🙄

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Go, Big Madam, go!!

But I doubt she will get a single strike in before her idiot husband comes in to stop her.

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OF COURSE HE FUCKING IS.

Unfortunately, there is no authority short of the Emperor himself that can punish him.

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You certainly are one big giant nothing in her eyes.

I bet she rues coming to your house and bearing three children for you every single day of her life.

Loser.

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LOL, Minglan is the only one who will end up transcribing the poem.

Those other two are fast asleep already!

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Are you implying that your conscience is clear?

LMAOOOOOO, please stop, I will laugh myself into an early grave 🤣🤣

#the story of minglan #tsoml spoilers #tsoml ep10

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makoodles · 9 months

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ok so i just saw ur ask about the nav'i mating call and how its reminiscent of neytiri's chirping noises to the children, but now all i can see is tsutey making the most obnoxious, panicked bird noises like a seagull or the atlantic puffin, and i haven't stopped laughing since plS HAJSJKHASAG

like this poor poor blue man is borderline having the fear of five gods up his ass, the nav'i around him are getting concerned, and reader is just like....wtf

LMAOOOOO YES

this is both hilarious and weirdly adorable 😭

#asks

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nahoney22 · 1 year

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hello my friend. i need you to know that i have been torturing my partner with that cursed picture of crosshair and i cannot stop laughing omfg. i dont know how you made that but i haven't laughed myself to tears like this in a long long time.

Lmaooooo I just used the FaceApp on my phone

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dopamindeficitdingo · 2 years

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Sonya and Porfiry character dynamic headcanon

(fic-monologue below)

I have a hc about Raz and Dunya bringing even the old and physically off but mentally surely eloquent uncle Porfiry to Siberia with them (lmao i would watch Rodya's face when they finally meet again lmaooooo😂😂😂😂) Then Porfiry inherently has to meet Sonya, too.

I think they would befriend each other so soon because according to my hc they have a pretty lot in common☺️ First point is, i think, Sonya is a tee person, too. (About this, more infos later, mhm, @yvehattan?) And on an another but not less deep and spiritual level:

Porfiry is i think kinda atheist but he has a similarly humane opinion on psychology as Sonya has on faith. Also both of them are shy/socially really awkward people in society who are despite totally able to open up and be abstract and weirdly enthusiastic about topics, they only need to be in the right, safe places (rolled up in cosy blanket, sipping tee, together and alone at the same time, if possible). And as they notice it, they immediately become soulmates. (yeah!)

And i lowkey LOVE imagining their dynamic:

I think Porfiry is the person who is awake whole nights to explain how domestic abuse works (okay this could get unnecessarily postmodern at this point but i hope it won't)

Porfiry:

"Sonya it wasn't your fault - surely not. Yes. Yes, haven't i said yet? No, my dove, please, stop this. May i note, the word strong in this context is cruel and inappropriate. Sonya, dear Sonya. For God's sake. You were a child. You didn't need to be strong, you needed to be safe. Be careful with words, hehe, especially if you have talent to use them - and you have! Sure, hehe! Also you don't start to laugh in a demoralisingly hysterical way in the middle of any sentence! What a rhetorical advantage! Oh, my dove, Sonya. Are we now crying or laughing? You don't have to decide, this is called recovery, too. Or an other kind of hysteria than mine, hehe, you name it. Nah, you're more like laughing, aren't you? Oh, ahem, ehehe, sure, just hug me if needed. I have never had a daughter, bytheway. And as all of my conditions show - probably never will, hehe. Nah, who needs that ugly burocracy, of course you can be! Dear Sonya, dearest Sonya. Yes of course we don't have to erase this poor Semeon Marmeladov, too. We acknowledge what he gave and what he took from us and - no, it is not obligatory to forgive him if you don't feel like that. Don't blame anybody else either, i think... Except burocracy. The only thing we can blame with cold blood is burocracy, hehe. And... What? Pyotr Petrovi... Of course, burocracy and Pyotr Petrovich Luzhin! Holy shit that man - oppardon dear, it was unfortunately intentional. But anyway! This man is the only one i won't have a conversation with! Only if he pays my whole retirement!

#crime and punishment #c&p #fyodor dostoevsky #ruslit #raskolnikov #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #razumikhin #sonya marmeladova #porfiry #luzhin #pyotr petrovich luzhin #c&p headcanon #headcanon #character dynamics #monologues #fanfiction #mention of domestic abuse

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le-panda-chocovore · 1 year

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Absolutely DYING because of some article's title I saw which said "Millennials are killing the doorbell industry by texting 'here'" like WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LMAOOOOO It has been 20 minutes and I haven't stop laughing yet

#they will blame millenials for EVERYTHING #as a fellow gen z I admire my senpais #please teach me how to kill industries like this #it's so fucking funny #we're way more powerful than we thought #I can't breathe #my god #it's too much #millenials #boomers #textpost #text #funny #article #newspaper

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yaz-the-spaz · 4 years

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Ok after that, they have to break those two up. Like holy shit, it's like they grabbed two strangers off the street and said 'heres food, pretend to be in love' and like...holy shit she's fucking awful. He at least tried to engage and sell it but she looked like a drugged out wooden puppet. That's supposed to convince us they are together?? I'm dying holy shit that has to be the most blatant fuck up I've ever seen. His team is so awful I haven't stopped laughing since I saw the trainwreck.

lmaooooo

but yesss wooden puppet is exactly the perfect way to describe what it was like watching! i couldn’t figure out how best to put it but you just hit the nail on the head lol! but anyway at least we probably won’t have to be subjected through witnessing any mess like that again cause i’m quite sure after that tragically failed display they most definitely WILL NOT be attempting anything like that again lol or at least not any time soon and not without a huge helping of heavy HEAVY media coaching on her part lmao

#asks #anons #laya #instagram #ig live #media training

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skamfairy · 5 years

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Lmaooooo Mikki we literally have the same lists, well mostly, but D.E.B.S., Killing Eve, & One Day at a Time are some of my absolute faves although ODAAT more so for the family cause i'm also latina american & it's so rare to see that on american tv :/ but I've heard so many good things about Saving Face i just haven't found it anywhere yet, but i will look into the other 2 as well ^-^ A couple others on my list are Wynonna Earp & Jane the Virgin, but the wlw isn't till s4 but it's great overall

omg ashsahjjhshjsa YAY i feel the validation rn angel sajhasjhsajh YES THE FAMILY IN ODAAT ARE EVERYTHING awwww angel im so happy you can have that with odaat and it’s genuinely such a pure and fun show like it makes me feel so much and cry and laugh at the same time dhjhasjajh i love it so much. YES SAME i’ve heard so many good things about saving face and i’ve been having trouble finding it too so if you ever do find it let me know! and i’ll be sure to share a link if i do ashjsajhas OH YES I’VE SEEN GIFS OF WYNONNA EARP ON MY DASH i been meaning to try it out!! ooooh i’ve actually seen some of jane the virgin but i stopped after a thing happened sjhahjsajhsa i won’t say cos spoilers but yeah maybe i should go back for the wlw 👀

#anon angel #recs #wlw #one day at a time

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