#and i go loopy when i go 10 minutes past bedtime so imagine me but HOURS past bedtime
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#i had a crush on a cat boy...i know... take me away boys😔🔗🚓#but in my defense he was flirty and called you ‘princess’ and i thought that was Very Cute of him#he was supposed to be this rogue loner bad boy#but he ended up being this silly goofy flirt who i absolutely ADORED when i was younger#he cute :)#crushposting#egads! it speaks!#I NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT RHE THING#HOLY SHIT OKAY#so a couple weeks ago my cousin stayed over#and we like NEVER get to see each other#so we wanted to make the most of each minute#so we pulled an all nighter#and i was used to sleeping for like 15 hours a day so this was a MEGA shock to my body cuz i canNOT go without sleep#so in order to keep me awake i decide to play VIDEOGAMES#one thing leads to another and im playing old Dating Sims and this was one of them#and it’s SUPER late (early??) the point was i was DYING#and because i was all sleep deprived i started hallucinating#and i go loopy when i go 10 minutes past bedtime so imagine me but HOURS past bedtime#im going bonkers#anyways i start hallucinating this catboy right? and i start laughing#HYSTERICALLY#im like cackling and snorting and the whole works#and my cousin get concerned and she’s like tf??? are you okay???#and i try to tell her what’s so funny. in my brain i am saying ‘cat boy’ but that shit went thru Bonkersville and it came out as ‘cat phone’#so now im vividly seeing a Garfield Phone in front of me. i KNOW there was no Garfield phone but it seemed really real#so now im HOWLING with laughter (and at ass o clock in the morning too) over a phucking Garfield phone#i cannot remember what happened afterwards but before i blacked out i remember t posing over her#and yeah moral of the story is get enough sleep! :)
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