#and his dad being the SUPERVILLAIN 😭
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getting war flashbacks to the bobs burgers fanfic where louise is doing math homework in the restaurant when nobody else is around and then bob has a heart attack </3 that shit was TRAUMATIZING
love linda shouting four whenever there's a math problem or anything related to numbers. best recurring joke. FOUR!!!!
you can do it gene :D also im so bad at math I 100% would not be able to help either. dumbass rep family
bob trying to help gene with his homework is cute. even if he is Not very good at it. he wants to be an involved dad :(
gene im not gonna lie that math question has gotta be fucking with you. rhat is not a real question. i could NEVER do that not if i was given 100 hours that shit is fake
see this is where when I was in math class i would just write a random number and move on bcuz im never gonna figure it out anyway im not gonna waste time. so that's my advice gene. just Give Up
he says "maybe your mom or tina could get you started" because they're older but I genuinely think louise has a better chance of helping bcuz she is so smart. if she'd WANT to help is another question entirely
because I'm stuck in a safe 😐
AND THEN HE BLINDFOLDED ME ON THE WAY HERE??? HE BLINDFOLDED YOU??????
teddy I think his guy is gonna murder you im gonna be so real right now
unfortunately im kinda following teddy's logic now like. it isnt like fischoeder isn't doing this type of shit everyday just for fun. rich guys are just like that BUT getting their money is nice
"gene was doing homework?? that's new"
WE'RE NOT ALL ECONOMICALLY COMFORTABLE LIKE YOU ARE
"Why did you tell me the whole long story about the sandwich in the drawer if you're running out of battery LOCKED IN A SAFE??" "Context!!!!"
also bob and teddy have such great comedic chemistry lmao they bounce off each other so naturally
louise isn't lying she Does have a certain set of skills 😭 if anyone could find him it WOULD be her the lockpicking genius nine year old supervillain
miss you. see you soon. gotta go!!
has he gotten a new cellphone since that MIDDLE OF THE DAY AND YOUR PHONE IS AT 23% argument or is it that same shitty 2008 blackberry phone that dies almost immediately lmfao
bob is a real one for doing this bullshit for teddy he did NOT have to. they're ride or die fr
I'm not entirely unconvinced that gerald isnt a serial killer but thats okay <3 men can have hobbies
also I'm choosing to believe this gerald is the same one from the taxes/weed cookie episode even though it ABSOLUTELY is not bcuz i think that would be funny. by day he's a regular tax agent by night he is a creepy rich kidnapper who pulls mind games on all his handymen
OH I FORGOT THE SUBPLOT FOR THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT SPORTS PEOPLE why did they do the whole thing with gene's homework then.... are they connected. what is the gameplan
WE PICK A NEW LOVER FOR MOM
i love how bob is apparently the only thing keeping his family from going completely off the fucking rails like. he's the only thing standing between his family and their restaurant burning down with everyone inside fr
your dad never loved that dream :/ because he's a hater :/ AND SO JEALOUS :/
you're not gonna break the world record. another hater. STOP THAT
I might be having a panic attack 💔 I CANT TELL BECAUSE IVE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE OR IM ALWAYS HAVING ONE soo real teddy
WE LOST HIM 😭😭💔
aww I love them all wearing their lil aprons <3 (crappy photo of my tablet bcuz the app im using to watch this episode doesn't allow screenshots)
SAY SOMETHING SMART LIKE UHH HOW WOULD YOU FLIP A GIANT BURGER. OH GOD THEY DIDNT MAKE THE GIANT BURGER DID THEY. WHO WOULD EVEN AGREE TO EAT THAT. AN OVER FOURTY CO-ED BASKETBALL TEAM. REALLY 😯
sorry this episode has so many good ooc quotes FJDMDJSKSKKM
gene STOP calling him father
bob is being like a whole ass detective meanwhile linda and the kids are currently making The Worst Decisions Ever
h jon benjiman is doing such a good job voicing bob in this episode idk it has so much personality and sounds natural. or it's always like this and im just now appreciating it but either way A+ work
cute bob and teddy moment ❤️❤️
(ignore the awful camera quality. nothing I can do there) also love the fact that teddy can easily lift up and manhandle bob. Good to know
there's so much going on w/ this gerald guy I dont even know WHERE to begin. what a guy. wow
this is so cute and sweet im so happy!!! YOU DOUBLE FAKE WALLED HIM :D YOU SMART SMARTIE. YOURE A GENIUS BOB
"I knew I asked the right person to come help me. Yeah. Mort wouldn't answer."
"What? You called Mort first?"
"No..."
HE ASKED MORT???? LMFAO big win for tedmort shippers. I fucking guess
MORT NEVER DOUBLE FAKE WALLED ANYONE why is bob like genuinely jealous of mort and teddy right now 😭 chill out man you've got a wife at home
"let's just say it's twelve" FINALLY bob follows my very smart advice when it comes to math homework smh
ALSO THIS IS TECHNICALLY THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN THEM EATING BOBS BURGERS FOR DINNER OR IN GENERAL!!! I mean it's a giant hamburger loaf but it technically was served at bob's burgers so it counts
GIANT FRENCH FRIES
aww this episode was so fun and cute!! I love the more adventure-y type episodes where they explore a new location so this episode was great and very stressful lmao. also very funny. I love bob and teddy's dynamic/back and forth throughout the episode and the weird mort mention at the end felt like they were soft launching his and teddy's relationship even though I KNOW they aren't actually. mort could replace kathleen if we believe. very solid 8/10 episode :)
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you know the character trope - pretty much exclusively used for villains - of the woman who possesses the power to make any and every man around her fall in love (lust) with her, and thus she builds an army of slobbering man-drones to do her bidding? I often seem to have a similar effect, except only on men maybe 20+ years my senior, and instead of inspiring sexual desire I bring out their fatherly affections.
I don’t know exactly why this happens, but it’s been pretty consistent throughout my adult life, and especially obvious when I’m working in retail (and also during my summer at the optometrist’s office). it comes up a lot at the grocery store. I can think of a couple instances of this phenomenon off the top of my head, like the time I quipped to a customer that I had to do something ‘so I don’t get in trouble.’
“Pshh, that doesn’t happen!” said the guy behind him in line, immediately.
“Yeah, I can���t really imagine it,” agreed the man in front of me.
“All she’d have to do is smile and all would be forgiven!”
“Exactly!”
(Both older gentlemen, both being utterly sweet even while joking around. 😭)
Or, as another example - if you’re working in the last hour-ish of the day, you’ll see a lot of the night crew trickling in, and many of them will do a quick shopping run before they clock in, so at cash we get to know their faces. One of the night managers, Mark, is a very pleasant guy around my parents’ age. One evening I was bagging Mark’s groceries while my coworker Colin rung him up, and Mark glanced over and commented how much he liked seeing me when he came in. “Her smile just lights everything right up, eh? Don’t you think?” he asked, looking expectantly at Colin.
Colin, who is nine years my junior and did not know me well enough yet at that point to be 100% smooth playing along, initially just grinned, with a touch of amusement (whether more at Mark or at my own mild floundering at the compliment, I’m still not sure). When he realised Mark was looking for an actual response, he just chuckled, “I’d say so, yeah.” At which point Mark nodded, pleased to be in agreement, and paid for his groceries.
I do not know how I have this effect on people at 28 years old, even taking into account the fact that I’m often mistaken for younger. When I was an adorable (plus smart and polite - killer combo with the grownups) little girl, it made sense that dads loved me. Now? Who knows! I mean, I’ll certainly take it over being hit on, which I’m extremely grateful to say has never happened to me at work. The only flirting I receive is the silly and decidedly harmless kind that comes from grandpa-type men who are, sincerely, just being playful. These interactions aren’t the untoward kind - they’re more reminiscent, to me, of the way my own dad treats my female friends: respectful, fond and sweet, caring. The vibe is like, this man would probably be happy to give me some sound advice and a lift home from the slumber party.
But yeah. I very consistently bring out the fatherly/grandfatherly affection in seemingly any man over the age of 50 or so who has an ounce of paternal kindness in him. And I do so more than many of my female friends or coworkers do. Is it because I look so young? Because I don’t wear makeup and I dress more like a kid than a ~Grown Woman~? It’s true that in my head I’m little more than an overgrown child, but does that energy actually come through - in a positive fashion, no less - to other people (and especially dad types)? Do I just exude some kind of undefinable Beloved (Grand)Daughter vibes?
I don’t actually remember what on earth got me thinking about this tonight, tbh. But I had to get my rambles out, so here you are. This is my weird tiny useless superpower: I attract fatherliness, entirely without meaning to. I feel like there must be a way to leverage this ability, but I’m not sure what it is? Also I’d be a terrible supervillain anyway.
#me assembling an army to give me hugs and build me a deck#Courtney thinks#yadda yadda yadda idk why I even wrote all this out but. there you have it
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Also, same show, they’re like “oh these three horrible villains 😠😠😠😠” and it’s a boy who killed his abusive mom, a boy who was injected with fear serum by his abusive dad (and did ZERO crimes before being committed to Arkham), and a man who r*ped his little sister. Like… those don’t line up AT ALL
OMG SKSJKENSKWJWOSKA
there is only one man there. who i would admit to a mental hospital for supervillains. and its not the first two wtf 😭
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There was so much good on Revolution!!! Legit the only match that really failed to impress me was the Thunder Rosa vs Britt Baker match.
Lets see, here’s my ratings.
Leyla Hirsch vs Statlander was solid. Great room for that feud to continue and grow. And for Leyla to become an even greater heel. There’s even room for Statlander to go a bit heel herself. 🛸🛸🛸
Hook vs QT was good, always love to see Hook one way or another and QT did pretty good. Not much to say honestly, great to see Hook in a longer match. ⭐⭐⭐
One of my favorite moments of the night is Excalibur offering Tony Schiavone more and more money to punch Don Callis in the face. “Five hundred dollars, Tony, I swear to god.” 🤣
House of Black vs Death Triangle + Erick Redbeard was so great. Everybody in that match impressed me, they did not have to go that hard for a buy-in match and yet they did. Loved it. Brody King and Erick Redbeard should not be able to move that quick at their sizes and YET ⭐⭐⭐+1/2
Eddie Kingston vs Jericho: OH MY GOD JERICHO TAPPED OUT TO EDDIE KINGSTON I’M LOSING MY SHIT! I’m so happy Eddie went over in that match. Genuinely probably the second best match of the night. Eddie just clinging to Ref Aubrey was a wonderful juxtaposition with Jericho shoving her in anger earlier. And Eddie being so surprised that he won. My heart 😭. Eddie is a spectacular wrestler and he deserved this win so much. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jurassic Express vs The Young Bucks vs reDRagon: Any match featuring the Young Bucks is gonna be a banger. Put them in a match with Jurassic Express AND reDRagon? Fucking spectacular. There wasn’t a moment that felt dull in this match and I’m pleased with the outcome. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Face of the Revolution Ladder match: *supervillain pose* excellent. Sorry, sorry, I made 3 predictions at the start of this year and 1 and a half of them have come to pass and with Wardlow winning the ladder match we’re one step closer to my third prediction coming true. Anyway, this was always going to be a treat, you’ve got big beefy men, you’ve got Christian Cage in a ladder match, you’ve got Ricky Starks, you’ve got Orange Cassidy! And a Surprise Danhausen. ⭐⭐⭐
Swerve Strickland is All Elite and I can’t wait to see more from him already!
Jade vs Tay: I love both of them so much and this was the best women’s match of the night. Tay’s incredible, Jade’s incredible. They’re both doing awesome and anyone who tells you otherwise is smoking something weird. Jade’s frog splash was really good! Like I’ve seen veterans of the business who can’t hit a frog splash that well. Both these ladies are gonna go incredible places in their careers. ⭐⭐⭐
CM Punk vs MJF: Match of the night. Maybe match of the year. Maybe match of the decade. I love everything about this match. From the moment Punk walks out to his Ring of Honor music, in his ROH gear, someone I was talking to about it said it was like a movie in the best possible way and I couldn’t agree more. Then you have MJF grabbing a mic in the early part of the match to yell at CM Punk only to have Punk tell him to ‘Eat shit, Max’. Glorious. Of course if tacks make you squeamish or you can’t handle blood I’d avoid this one but otherwise you owe it to yourself to go watch this match. And that ending *chef’s kiss* ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Britt vs Thunder Rosa:... like I get they were put in a rough spot having to go on after THAT MATCH, but feels like it could’ve been better. I really don’t like how the match ended and I’m getting sick to death of the interference angle. Britt Baker (D.M.D.) is a great wrestler, Thunder Rosa is a great wrestler. Let them wrestle. ⭐
Mox vs Danielson: So good. Mox and Brian Danielson are two of the best wrestlers in the world, there was no question they were always going to put on one of the best matches of the night and then FUCKING WILLIAM ‘EVERYBODY’S WRESTLING DAD’ REGAL??????? WILLIAM ‘CAN SPOT THE BEST TALENT FROM SIX HUNDRED MILES AWAY’ REGAL???? THAT WILLIAM REGAL??? If there hadn’t been other people in the house with me I might have pterodactyl screeched. As it is I just shouted ‘OH MY GOD’ and almost started crying. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
AHFO vs Sting, Darby, and Sammy: Does Sting know he’s 63? I think he’s forgotten. Everybody did awesome in this match and completely won me over. Just a glorious spot fest which I adored! And now Sting has two sons. Favorite spot is either Sting putting Andrade through the tables or Sammy’s Spanish Fly off the top of the entrance tunnels. ⭐⭐⭐+1/2
It’s TIME for the MAIN EVENT, Battle of the Adams: I was cheering for Adam. Okay, I’m kidding, I was actually cheering for Adam. Seriously though, Hangman is my champ, I got back into wrestling just as he returned and the first Pay-Per-View I watched in something like 15 years was Full Gear 2021. Of course I’m gonna have a Hangman bias. But this was a great match no matter what. Hangman’s moonsaults off the top rope where he doesn’t even look to see where his opponent is scare the crap out of me every time. Adam Cole and his Halo inspired ring gear were a joy as well. Those Panama Sunrises looked devastating, I was fully prepared to see a title change and I was so torn, but THEN Hangman hits that buckshot lariat, the ref counts one, the ref counts two, the ref counts three and I weep silently. That’s my champion. Nothing but respect. ⭐⭐⭐⭐
OI, TONY KHAN, I need a streaming service so I can watch these matches back over and over again and WEEP because this is a great time to be a wrestling fan.
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Thoughts on marvel's Hercules?
me and the mutuals gonna have a group breastfeeding session with him <3 last day of pride month be there or be square
JFJEURURUDURJ SERIOUSLY THO I. i love him sm. he's 6'5 he's incredibly muscular he's an IDIOT no thoughts head empty and contrary to popular belief he DOES respect woman. he is a chronic women respecter. if it was a toss up between never eating pussy again and becoming a supervillain baby he is calling up fuckin. doctor doom, mephisto, thanos for tips.
what i love abt him also is that he's an idiot but he isn't necessarily stupid? like he's got ✨ street smarts ✨ . he can't do math and can't read or spell but he knows exactly how to slow roast a boar you caught yourself without getting sick in the rain. if you get stuck in a faraway unfamiliar planet he's the man you want to tell you whats safe to eat and what's not.
i also like him bc. u know that one article that's like "everyone is sexy but nobody is having sex"? hercules feels like a character who works out and looks the way he does to fuck. and let me be clear that is a good thing. too many characters are accidentally obliviously handsome or use their looks for some sort of power or manipulation and hercules is just horny all the time and has a plan to seduce everyone on the avengers. i ADORE him.
BUT HE'S ALSO LIKE????? SO SAD????????? he's LITERALLY 3000 years old like how many of his friends are dead 😭 how many people has he outgrown... and like. the fact that he LITERALLY burned to death after throwing himself on a fire in extreme pain than his dad rocks up is. insane! insane!! and like he's always been an outsider in olympus... too humanlike to fit in there and too godlike to fit in on earth, his home... genuinely fucked up. i also get emotional abt early hercules who was LITERALLY just a little baby who couldn't control his own strength and accidentally KILLED loads of people because he was that strong that he could do it accidentally???? and he felt so GUILTY over it its insane its literally insane. bitch is traumatised please take him to therapy.
anyway he's my baby my meow meow my little boy my husband my dad my weird uncle all at once. giving him a little kiss rn. possibly my favourite Canon Queer™ character at marvel. i rped this man for a solid 2 3 years so u know he's my boy. he's technically my first marvel character you know!! i just love him so much!! hoping that at some point in the near future we get flashbacks of him being bi in 1000bc Greece & also someone to acknowledge all his kids, adopted and biological. it is time for his dilf era methinks.
ask "thoughts on _____"
#ask games} answers#anonymous#tysm for asking! he's so! <3#marvel hercules#ch: i'd rather be a renegade
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