#and he's not innocent? he's in the fucking mafia lol we literally see him kill like 20 people in 5 minutes at 15 y/o.
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if i may complain for a bit about something that doesn't actually matter and can be easily avoided. god i hate fics that baby-fy chuuya
#yeah yeah i know just don't read them w/e. there's no tags to avoid these unfortunately 😐#it kinda feels like a fanon of fanon. it's so far removed from his canon self even if some core elements are there.#why write him like a 15 y/o even as an adult. and the thing is. even when he was 15 in canon he wasn't this childish. c'mon.#a lot of the most popular skk fics have him characterized like this and man I'm tired. look how they massacred my boy.#ok complaining session over. i feel like i sound kinda mean. sorry abt that.#it doesn't actually matter that much just a bit frustrating when it keeps happening when you're already a couple hundred words into a fic#edit: i lied I'm not done complaining i gotta turn this into a rant bc ppl misunderstanding my favorite character online is a crime.#childish was the wrong word for me to use ig it's more like. innocent.#girl. bestie. he has been part of criminal organizations quite literally since he remembers himself.#he is not some sweet uwu baby who's a bit of a tsundere or w/e. he's got genuine reasons to be angry yknow. he's been through shit#and he's not innocent? he's in the fucking mafia lol we literally see him kill like 20 people in 5 minutes at 15 y/o.#he's not naive either???? he may not be dazai levels of smart but he's still capable of figuring things out himself????#like he did figure out rimbaud's thing by himself. he's not stupid or slow. he wouldn't be a mafia executive otherwise.#and that's also the reason he can't be naive like... he is in constant danger after all#and idk watering down all this^ for aus is boring and turning him into practically an oc but it's even worse in canonverse#or literally any au where he suffers the same amount as he does in canon. bc then what's your excuse for watering him down.#it feels like forcing him into this very clear cut mold you see in every media when he is literally. not that.#no one in bsd is honestly that's part of its charm imo. they all subvert your expectations of their character archetypes#i think this is why it's making me so angry bc it doesn't feel like just misunderstanding the character but also the whole story. in a way.#am i going too far? perhaps. i dunno. i do feel less Dirty after letting out this frustration tho.#complaining session is now officially over okay. yes. sorry. i don't mean to offend anyone sorry if i sound mean at any point.
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Stalker with a crush
K: E, crack idea. Kyoto hitman reborn crossover with Yandere simulator
How the crack crossover would go, depends on who Yandere has a crush on.
The easiest would be Tsuna, who pre-reborn invokes protective feelings in Yandere, and makes them want to go after his bullies. They even had a kidnapping plan prepared, only for Reborn to show up, and all these guys to start surrounding him, like bodyguards.
Though it would be hilarious if Yandere crushed on Hayato, or Hibiri, for different reasons
E:Ong Plus its very norm for Tsuna to straight up tun into someone. And he's a sweetie.
The only time a girl ever liked him first and she's nuts.
K: It would be very Tsuna, wouldn't it
E: It would and it's hilarious for us. Now he can also pressured vy reborn to take the delinquents as a "Decimo" should uphold *something somthing reborn would say*"
Gokudera would probably jump the bomb on that one already goes on the delinquents.
Hibari would be suuuuuuper hard to get to even come to this place and honestly Yan-chan would find him as a t he eat *i mean as long as she ain't breaking rule she good*
K: That one opens up the most scenarios. Like a possible spinoff, where Yandere did go through with the kidnapping earlier, Nana tells her husband, and a crazy struggle opens up to find Tsuna. The Mafia, VS yandare's family, would be quite a battle.
E: Hibiri and Megami teeth clenched teamwork.
K: Yamato has so many fangirls (and boys) that it would probably start up some rivalry's, if Yan's attention is on him.
E:A long line of Yandere? Already implied to have some hands in the underworld. They're pretty damn great at tying up loose ends.
They haaaaate eachother so much. Well maybe Megami does, Hibari doesn't give a fuck.
K: Meanwhile, Tsuna and his future fiancee are in a different town, where nobody's bullying him, and it's a bIt weird, not terrible.
E: Yamato fanclub totally. You know I think Budo knows kendo I believe.
K: "Join the boxing club"
"I have formed my own club"
E: He would try that!!!! Someone would even explain to him you can join the other two clubs but nope!!
JOIN HIS BOXING CLUB
K: The other way it could swing, is Yandere becoming a Guardian. What kind of flame do you think they would have?
E: Yandere I always see to have either a cloud flame. Or malleable en9ugh to have storms.
K: I wonder if an argument could be made for lightning flame. Lightning's property is hardening, right? Except, rather than physical hardening being it's first use in the household, it's emotional hardening. We don't question it as much in the show, but Lambo is a 5 year old Hitman. And otherwise seems to be a normalish kid, demanding attention.
What if he hardened himself towards killing, in a bid for parental attention.
Or perhaps, he demands so much attention, because his parents are absentee
E: He was also sent out basically on a death mission by his own family.
Kids gotta be emotionally strong enough to be in a household like that. We never did find out what the hell his parents are even doing.
Not even Fuutas.
K:Yandere, uses hardening properties to achieve a different emotional effect. Hardening against them. Their dad is a kidnapped victim, living with his murderous kidnapping wife who is obsessed with him first and foremost, and teaching the kid to be like her. Social skills were not taught particularly well as a small child, which led to further isolation from peers. They didn't even notice they were doing it, just shut It all out.
E: True. Even Yan mother even see her as a threat. Imagine being on the side of a murderous intentions from your own mother.
Yan has to be emotionally hardened at this point. She is pretty good to have as a mafia ally. I mean it's not far fetched for them to try to control her . I mean they have Mukuro with them. The Yakuza ending also pretty much stated she would join them. She kidnaps a lot of girls and boys without getting caught.
K: Tsuna, catches their attention. This boy, who the school calls no good, who is failing his classes, who is ruthlessly picked on. He keeps coming. And they start to get mad at the people who keep picking on this sweetie, and then he talks to them one day, and that's it. They feel a lot for him & are determined to put a smile on his face.
And while just talking to him would probably do that , Yandere is too shy to do that, and resorts to other things.
And they are unhardening, and finding emotion can be brought to the forefront to do things for him, and he must be Sempi.
Hayato gets kidnaped a few times (and rescued by Bianchi and others), before Yandere realized they both are here to protect Tsuna
Like, before they bond over that, Hayato is out smoking or something, and just gets nabbed.
He has conspiracy theories over who is kidnapping him.
He kind of just wakes up in these random houses.
One time Hibiri rescues him, and goes after Yandere for disturbing the peace, with kidnapping. And Hayato gets rescued from the truck by kusakabe.
The Yakuza are doing the kidnapping, because that would cut into time with Senpai.
E: Other things like leaving encouraging note to him in his locker or small gifts he would like *honestly Tsuna would be so touched if someone even remembers to include him in something. And it is canon option for Senpai*
Would Yandere be more lax in them? If he is also interested in protecting Senpai, then ally?
Omg.
Stop cutting into time with Senpai, she makes sure he gets home safe!
K: Eventually, they decide, with all the problems that come after Sempai, more people on the job may not be a bad thing.
How would Reborn react to all of this? Would he be dropping cryptic hints.
K: He totally would.
He's probably not liking how much attention Yan would bring if she isn't careful. Impressed with her skills, but honestly who is he to judge in his own profession. Utilize her skills. He would have already gone through her background even her parents. Ryoba history is the most surprising so far.
K:How would Mukuro becoming Sempai possibly come about? As a what if, I mean. It's pretty unlikely, given he's in prison, as is most of the Varia, but this is a crack premise, so it's a possibility, I guess.
If she's the most surprising so far, then he has not gotten far into the family history.
E:Well can it be possible for Chrom to be senpai? She's quiet and sweet. Kind and Senpai can be a girl or boy either way doki doki.
Ahaha yeah, true. He hasn't gona so far cause he wasn't expecting her parents to be ...well a boy who went missing and a girl who was on trial of a decade for murder.
He probably started looking into Yan history if he noticed her skulking around Tsuna.
K: That's a good point.
Operation: find Sempai organs is a go
A family history reading that disturbs Reborn the more he reads it.
E:FIND HER MATCHING ORGANS
The more he goes, the more fucking questions he has. How big is this family even?
He would start looking in local Yakuza history or the underworld to see if Aishi family has connections to it.
K: With Yandere unhardening, through friendship, operation organs may happen anyway How long has this been happening, and why was it none of the reports!!?
E: If senpai cares for his friends and wants them happy, if that makes Senpaj happy she would do it.
CAUSE AISHI'S ARE HELLA DETAILED IN THEIR WORK
They slip under the radar as they please. Reborns a bit chilled at how long this has been going on and no one seems to notice
It happened in literally thousands of people watching and she still was acquitted innocent
Reborn can see Yan as a blessing in a really messed up disguise as she has talking a liking towards Tsuna. Maybe this can work in his favor
K: Who else is in this investigation ?
E: *lol Yan is pretty pissed at how much trouble Reborn puts Senpai in*
WAIT WE FORGOT ABOUT THE REPORTER. (C :Part of reborns investigation? Maybe Info?)
K: Idk, isn't he worried she might kidnapping him?
E: Maybe, but is she did Reborn would be getting kinda loose in his abilities as a hitman if that happens
K: what about info and the rivals?
E:With the right manipulation he can make it work. Yan may be a dangerous girl but she's still too young and is still learning. Rivals? Depends on how they react with Tsuna?
If Yan find out about Kyoko, she a dead girl. Nah jk, Ryohei wouldn't let that happen and IF TSUNA EVER FOUND OUT.
K:It could happen in the future. Just one day, the demecio dissapes.
Does he still have a crush on Kyoko, in this world? It's middle school, and another rival may have caught his interest. maybe Ami?
E: Well I kept thinking back to One day Decimo disappears and honestly i really like that idea he just vanishes
K: Did his lightning grab him, or was it someone else? Can you see Tsuna having a crush on any of the Yansim rivals instead of Kyoko?
E: Yan i wanna say to most. Dedication and honestly it can be the long game. Everyone thinks they're finally as normal as they can get. But one day maybe during a siege, **i wanna say Yan helped it start but that would be redundant maybe take opportunity of it happening to do it* they Tsuna.
Hmmm definitely Ami
Osana is like "ehhh" why she keep going tsuntsun on him
Mida/and the Nurse is obvious no
He might blush *i would too what the hell is the dress code in Akademi???*
Osoro would scare him
Hanako would probably like him to be honest,
K: Would Kokona show up?
E: He think sport club leader Asu is pretty cool
K: and Oka? Osoro?
E: Kokona is fucking sweetie too. OKA IS TOO PRECIOUS. BUT SHE WOULD KINDA SCARE HIM WITH THE OCCULT STUFF. She would remind him of Chrome
K:they should meet!!
E:Osoro would scare him. Like a female Hibari just more hnnn i dunno i say sane to
THEY SHOULD OMG I WOULD DIE FROM HAPPINESS.
K: Osoro and Hibari fight a lot due to disturbing the peace. Are they both clouds you think?
E:Uekiya would also be a great choice too!
HIbari would fight her cause of her delinquents. Hibiri isn't going to have that.
I wanna see her delinquents vs the disciplinary committee.
MY YANKEE HAIRED ELVIS BOIS ARE GONNA WIN.
K: Just imagine the students desensitised to Hibiri and Osoro fighting.
"Oh this happens whenever she comes back from suspension"
Reborn is a bit perplexed to find two strong clouds having a frequent battle is normal, and hasn't destroyed the area yet
E: The delinquents from Akademi were former bullied student’s which is why Genka is so lenient on them. She feel guilty on how it went so faR.
#Random K#KHR#Yan-sim#sawada tsunayoshi#ayano aishi#plot bunnies#A conversation with my friend#headcanon#alternate universe#crossover#Ayano x Tsuna#Ayano x KHR#crack shipping#crack crossover#kyoto hitman reborn
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❧ k.mg | assassin!au
pairing; seventeen mingyu x reader
genre; bulletpointed, assassin!mingyu, fluff, swearing
collab with; @kpop–fics
notes; starting a new series weee !! 💫 back at collabing with ilse xx
okay so he is prettayyy well known in the business
not for good aim ,,
not for accomplishing the most tasks ,,,
definitely nOt for being the most adaptable person on the job either ,,,,
but for always having to borrow something
like
“hey hey do you know mingyu”
“who?”
“the one who lost his shotgun yesterday—”
“oH HIM”
like okay we acknowledge mingyu’s good looks
but surprise surprise !!1!1!!
he has a memory span of dory : ))))))
he can literally be on the most important mission of the entire millennium and realize he doesn’t even have his needed sniper with him
so mingyu is literally all dressed in black in the middle of the night
looking badass as hell
with dramatic music playing in the background
and then starts feeling around his bomber jacket and realize he’s literally empty-handed
he gets teased by the others a lot about this
and i mean A LOT
he’s never going to stop hearing it
“ looks like you’re gonna have to kill the ten of them with your hands and feet, mingyu !!! ”
“ and maybe your fingers and toes too !!! ”
but that doesn’t happen, of course
they can’t risk mingyu dying lmao
he’s a great use for luring bc of his godly features
like mingyu ??? an assassin ??? what nonsense ???
more like prince eric
he’s a gr8 bomb setter too soo
nope this man gotta stay alive !!!
&& luckily for him his team always brings extra stuff for him
one time he forgot his gun and almost had to go back to the headquarters to get it
but turns out junhui already had it with him lolol
“ just in case, bro. ”
his boss was so pissed like what the fuck kim mingyu
anyways
today he’s trying to take down a mafia boss
like whew
big day man, big day !!!!
and you were just,,, in the wrong place at the wrong time
it was like ,,, 1 am in the morning,,,
and you just ended your part-time night shift and was walking home
and mingyu saw you turn the corner in the alleyway
so cue mingyu grabbing you and almost suffocating you to death and almost snapping your neck oh g oD have mercy
you literally started thrashing in his arms like leT GO OF ME YOU PIECE OF TRASH
you manage to somehow muffle that out although his hand was clamped over your mouth
honestly it just came out like “mpmmPHh oOMpH ThMkhs”
and mingyu just
“just shut up already, you’re a girl you can’t fight me lol”
and he just presses the ear piece in his ear and pRoUdLy aNnOunCes
“hey i got the mafia boss”
and you just ??? did i hear him right ????
and his other teammates were like “wdym?? she’s in our sight rn across the road???”
and mingyu knew he :)) fucked :))) up :)))))
his other team members on the channel of the call was just aSDFGHJKL MINGYU YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON
and he just ,,,, drops you
like literally you’re on the ground now,,,
thanks so much
but okay no you were honestly just catching your breath and coughing bc your lungs were practically empty
and after you gain your bearings you just
“what the hell was that?”
he just stared at you omg he was so shocked and confused this poor kid
“i-i’m so sorry ,,,”
and you just try to stand up but yOu cOulDn’T feEL yOuR leGS
mingyu just bends down and to help you up and you let him bc he seemed innocent now ?¿
he had pulled down the mask covering his face and had peeled off his black biker gloves
and obviously ,,, he had trusted you soo
besides, you rlly needed to stand up bc you had fallen into a very ,,,, uncomfortable ,,,, position ,,,,
you managed to stand up with his hands around you and you quickly shook the numbness in your legs out
and then immediately just distanced yourself from him
that’s when you looked at up at him properly and hOLy mOthER of gOd who is this ethereal being??
he looked hot as hell ngl
his features were so defined and just
askdhfsjd
but you were still confused at what happened like he almost killed you so
guard’s still up!!
“i m-mistook you for someone else, i’m so sorry”
“…i could tell.”
you weren’t really scared any more bc he seemed genuinely guilty
like it was written all over his face omg
and meanwhile,,, he receives the info that the real mafia boss got caught by the others
and he just sighs in relief internally before pulling out his earpiece
“i’m mingyu,” he introduces himself and you just eye him a little more bc you were still a teeeeny bit apprehensive
“look i’m really sorry, i didn’t mean to attack you”
he literally then turns all his jeans and jacket pockets inside out to prove that he has nothing on him
yes, he was barehanded
you pressed your lips together and hesitantly told him your name, too
“i’m y/n.”
and you instinctively brushed your fingers over your neck which was still sore and burning bc of how tight his arm was around it
and he just winces after seeing the red mark and he got 932847 times more apologetic
mingyu pulls off the black scarf that was around his own neck that was pulled up to cover half his face
and then reached forward to wrap it around you
and you flinched lol
mingyu frowns and shakes his head, before reaching forward again and wrapping it loosely around your neck to hide the marks
he got so close to you oml
you could practically feel his breath on your face
and your heart was !11!!1!!!@#$%^&*
“t-thanks.”
your face was bURNING
snap out of it y/n
and mingyu smiled bc you were so red and your eye level was to the ground and you were just adorable
mingyu then tapped your arm lightly and
“i’ll walk you home.”
and you just snapped your head up like
“you don’t need to-”
then you realized
he needed to
bc you were still shook from whatever happened
and you probably wouldn’t dare to walk home alone
mingyu raised an eyebrow and you just sheepishly nod
“alright.”
“but are you sure you aren’t gonna attack me again”
and mingyu just chuckles
“of course not.”
!!!! his laughter
it’s cute ,,,
he’s cute,,,
“hey, do you perhaps have your phone with you?”
you looked at him in confusion like what, you gonna rob me now?
he rolls his eyes like smh y/n what does it look like what i’m doing
so you pull your phone out of your pocket and pass it to him and you were lowkey preparing to stick your leg out so if he ran off with your phone ;;;;
yOu wErE goNNa trIP hIs ASS
but to your surprise, he didn’t
and to your (second) surprise, he had keyed in his number ??
of course
he wasn’t gonna leave it here like this
he wanted to meet you again some other time apologize to you properly
and perhaps explain what exactly happened
even though you probably already got the gist of it
but hey, you two actually do meet a few days after that incident
and he had even gotten some sort of medication?? cream?? thingy?? to help with the marks he made eheh
and you two got really close so yay
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Assassin!Mingyu
Collab with @theliqht
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okay so he is prettayyy well known in the business
not for good aim ,,
not for accomplishing the most tasks ,,,
definitely nOt for being the most adaptable person on the job either ,,,,
but for always having to borrow something
like
“hey hey do you know mingyu”
“who?”
“the one who lost his shotgun yesterday---”
“oH HIM”
like okay we acknowledge mingyu’s good looks
but surprise surprise !!1!1!!
he has a memory span of dory : ))))))
he can literally be on the most important mission of the entire millennium and realize he doesn’t even have his needed sniper with him
so mingyu is literally all dressed in black in the middle of the night
looking badass as hell
with dramatic music playing in the background
and then starts feeling around his bomber jacket and realize he’s literally empty-handed
he gets teased by the others a lot about this
and i mean A LOT
he’s never going to stop hearing it
“ looks like you’re gonna have to kill the ten of them with your hands and feet, mingyu !!! ”
“ and maybe your fingers and toes too !!! ”
but that doesn’t happen, of course
they can’t risk mingyu dying lmao
he’s a great use for luring bc of his godly features
like mingyu ??? an assassin ??? what nonsense ???
more like prince eric
he’s a gr8 bomb setter too soo
nope this man gotta stay alive !!!
&& luckily for him his team always brings extra stuff for him
one time he forgot his gun and almost had to go back to the headquarters to get it
but turns out jeonghan already had it with him lolol
“ just in case, bro. ”
his boss was so pissed like what the fuck kim mingyu
anyways
today he’s trying to take down a mafia boss
like whew
big day man, big day !!!!
and you were just,,, in the wrong place at the wrong time
it was like ,,, 1 am in the morning,,,
and you just ended your part-time night shift and was walking home
and mingyu saw you turn the corner in the alleyway
so cue mingyu grabbing you and almost suffocating you to death and almost snapping your neck oh g oD have mercy
you literally started thrashing in his arms like leT GO OF ME YOU PIECE OF TRASH
you manage to somehow muffle that out although his hand was clamped over your mouth
honestly it just came out like “mpmmPHh oOMpH ThMkhs”
and mingyu just
“just shut up already, you’re a girl you can’t fight me lol”
and he just presses the ear piece in his ear and pRoUdLy aNnOunCes
“hey i got the mafia boss”
and you just ??? did i hear him right ????
and his other teammates were like “wdym?? she’s in our sight rn across the road???”
and mingyu knew he :)) fucked :))) up :)))))
his other team members on the channel of the call was just aSDFGHJKL MINGYU YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON
and he just ,,,, drops you
like literally you’re on the ground now,,,
thanks so much
but okay no you were honestly just catching your breath and coughing bc your lungs were practically empty
and after you gain your bearings you just
“what the hell was that?”
he just stared at you omg he was so shocked and confused this poor kid
“i-i’m so sorry ,,,”
and you just try to stand up but yOu cOulDn’T feEL yOuR leGS
mingyu just bends down and to help you up and you let him bc he seemed innocent now ?¿
he had pulled down the mask covering his face and had peeled off his black biker gloves
and obviously ,,, he had trusted you soo
besides, you rlly needed to stand up bc you had fallen into a very ,,,, uncomfortable ,,,, position ,,,,
you managed to stand up with his hands around you and you quickly shook the numbness in your legs out
and then immediately just distanced yourself from him
that’s when you looked at up at him properly and hOLy mOthER of gOd who is this ethereal being??
he looked hot as hell ngl
his features were so defined and just
askdhfsjd
but you were still confused at what happened like he almost killed you so
guard’s still up!!
“i m-mistook you for someone else, i’m so sorry”
“...i could tell.”
you weren’t really scared any more bc he seemed genuinely guilty
like it was written all over his face omg
and meanwhile,,, he receives the info that the real mafia boss got caught by the others
and he just sighs in relief internally before pulling out his earpiece
“i’m mingyu,” he introduces himself and you just eye him a little more bc you were still a teeeeny bit apprehensive
“look i’m really sorry, i didn’t mean to attack you”
he literally then turns all his jeans and jacket pockets inside out to prove that he has nothing on him
yes, he was barehanded
you pressed your lips together and hesitantly told him your name, too
“i’m y/n.”
and you instinctively brushed your fingers over your neck which was still sore and burning bc of how tight his arm was around it
and he just winces after seeing the red mark and he got 932847 times more apologetic
mingyu pulls off the black scarf that was around his own neck that was pulled up to cover half his face
and then reached forward to wrap it around you
and you flinched lol
mingyu frowns and shakes his head, before reaching forward again and wrapping it loosely around your neck to hide the marks
he got so close to you oml
you could practically feel his breath on your face
and your heart was !11!!1!!!@#$%^&*
“t-thanks.”
your face was bURNING
snap out of it y/n
and mingyu smiled bc you were so red and your eye level was to the ground and you were just adorable
mingyu then tapped your arm lightly and
“i’ll walk you home.”
and you just snapped your head up like
“you don’t need to-”
then you realized
he needed to
bc you were still shook from whatever happened
and you probably wouldn’t dare to walk home alone
mingyu raised an eyebrow and you just sheepishly nod
“alright.”
“but are you sure you aren’t gonna attack me again”
and mingyu just chuckles
“of course not.”
!!!! his laughter
it’s cute ,,,
he’s cute,,,
“hey, do you perhaps have your phone with you?”
you looked at him in confusion like what, you gonna rob me now?
he rolls his eyes like smh y/n what does it look like what i’m doing
so you pull your phone out of your pocket and pass it to him and you were lowkey preparing to stick your leg out so if he ran off with your phone ;;;;
yOu wErE goNNa trIP hIs ASS
but to your surprise, he didn’t
and to your (second) surprise, he had keyed in his number ??
of course
he wasn’t gonna leave it here like this
he wanted to meet you again some other time apologize to you properly
and perhaps explain what exactly happened
even though you probably already got the gist of it
but hey, you two actually do meet a few days after that incident
and he had even gotten some sort of medication?? cream?? thingy?? to help with the marks
and you two got really close so yay
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