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transgenderboobs · 9 months

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aximili esgarrouth isthill would do absolute Numbers on this website fr

#animorphs #ax is a guy who is pretty like a girl when he's pretending to be human #he makes weird sounds with his mouth #and eats cigarette butts #he's a natural born tumblrina #he even has blue hair and pronouns.#AND he does war crimes!#loverboy wordz

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baalzebufo · 1 year

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tfw the existential nightmare clone of yourself wont leave you alone so you just end up hiring him to work at your pizzeria

#alloyart #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #fake peppy is like a weird animal to me. hes not EVIL he just has virtually no concept of right or wrong. its why he tries to attack peppino #this is enrichment for him i guess. you could probably domesticate him a little over time #bring him on as a sous chef sure. maybe send him out on delivery #if someones annoying peppino with their order hes like 'yeah im sending my boy out for this one' to put the fear of god into them #plus he eats all the bugs and cigarette butts in the pizzeria so its never been so up to code

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silverview · 6 months

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#iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #charden #this moment is so hot and i have SO many feelings about it #the fact charlie tried to quit rat detail and then they made him keep doing it for like 20 years #'thats why we call it charlie work'#the smoke obviously #'what is he talking about' addressed to mac #pair it with 'youre a disappointment' at the end of the ep...their arc is just like...#dennis doesnt even have to retaliate. charlie is just humbled by the world. bc of course he is.#consider...high school dirtgrub disliking smoke bc they make him eat cigarette butts #and ALSO consider 'ive been smoking with dee' vs this scene... idk what it means but it definitely means SOMETHING #cd #oh also in this scene frank tells charlie 'youre practically a vietcong' which may or may not be a joke abt his name which #i only just caught which made me laugh #also the deer hunter parody in this ep: i watched that movie on charlie's recommendation and it was so good.#so sad he doesnt get to be in movies like that. so sad he doesnt get to be robert de niro.

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finn0cchio · 2 months

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[holding up a dog poop bag filled with cigarette butts] i am preparing for Halloween

#it's real i have a dog poop bag filled with cigarette butts #the smell is atrocious #sometimes when im bored i eat some of them

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deansdaddydickmatization · 1 year

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smokernatural au where john used to smoke occasionally before but starts smoking his pack a day after mary's death. dean tries to steal his dad's cigarettes since he's ten but every time he does it he feels so guilty he swears he'll never do it again until he's fifteen and john asks him how come he hasn't taken up smoking yet. sam doesn't smoke but when he's at stanford and feeling so homesick his heart might burst he goes out and buys a pack of that same brand just to take the edge off. dean fills up the car with cigarette butts while they're on the road searching for john

#sorry for being european it will happen again etc etc #sammy used to eat cigarette butts as a toddler and john used to say don't worry about it dean it's all nutrients.#also something something johndean put your mouth to a better use something something #smokernatural

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the-ipre · 11 months

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i love being insane about my dnd campaign. i love my players also being insane about the campaign. i love how it was a semester long camapgin and a month after it ended we are still thinking about it and writing fic and making jokes and doing art. i love that one player got tattoos in reference to it and i plan on it too. i love putting so much love into something and having it be mirrored back and i love sharing the act of creation. i love telling the story you want to see and telling it with people who are just as invested.

#mmmmmmmm emotions about my magical girls camapgin #its about the power of hope in the form of a cartoon physics pigeon who eats cigarette butts off the ground #a day in the life

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909th · 4 months

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john waters’ tour of his baltimore apartment - 1986 might be the best piece of footage ever recorded

#i like the part where he says he tried to quit smoking but started eating cigarette butts instead #nobody’s ever done it like him i fear

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snekdood · 11 months

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I do think its pretty strange how MUCH people emphasize not putting your cats outside bc it hurts the environment vs... the myriad of other things you could *also* stop doing to hurt the environment. Really hard not to feel like the reason why is "uwu cats are babbies and need to be sheltered protected forever" like can you just say you have a bias for a certain animal and move on instead of pretending you give a deep shit abt the environment. Obviously i dont think cats should be outdoors either but the PASSION with which yall deliver a speech about it and then never talk about what ppl could stop doing to help the environment elsewhere leads me to believe its... Not really about the environment.... Lmao...

#bc wheres that passion for literally anything else you could do for the environment #its the same bitches flicking their cigarette butts on the ground and going 'doesnt matter bc oil billionaires' that turn around and feel #entitled to yell at ppl about their cats. stfu.#...yall realize theres BIGGER threats to birds than just cats right?#not downplaying what cats do. but if we're talking about what immediate action needs to be done-#idk theres a loooooooooooooooooot more shit yall need to be doing if you actually give a fuck about birds.#did yall know that animal agriculture plays a big part?#if your individual action of removing a cat amounts to something then so does your individual action to not eat a #fucking beef burger.#either individual action means something or it fucking doesnt pick one or else stop acting like a cop to people.

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radioves · 2 years

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FAHLOWH ME BACK wink wink hint hint. was my wink hint too obvious

no lol

#THAT IS A JOKE I AM JOKING anyways #what do you think of my new dog his name is frank and he eats cigarette butts off the ground from behind the local wendy’s #avi get out of my inbox #[.ASK]

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julie-su · 2 years

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#Louis #eat a cigarette butt

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eonars · 2 years

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assigned bad vibes by customs police by being the only one asked to come aside and put my backpack through the scanner

#our familial running joke is that other members get ethnically profiled for extra checks but i get them even though i look white #bc i just look pure scummy #even my friend is like you cant claim racism on this if they didnt see your passport you just look like you eat cigarette butts

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badcountryofficial · 2 years

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#bro i love my boyfriend more than i love life #can't wait to engage in the sacred transmasc tradition of eating cigarette butts off the ground w him..<3

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thingsifindonthegroundsometimes · 2 months

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emergency dart: DEPLOYED

#this has been sitting in my cupboards for a long time atp #i used to smoke cigarette butts from outside apartments so this is not too bad :)#then tomorrow i will be so strong and get groceries so i can eat and fix everything

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aplpaca · 1 month

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Do you have any cool bird facts

female raptors (eagles, hawks, falcons, etc) are larger than male raptors in pretty much all species. this happens even in groups not closely related to each other (ex: hawks and falcons), so its beneficial enough in their niche that its evolved independently a few times, though its unsure exactly what that benefit is atm (bc unlike males being larger in a lot of mammals, female raptors dont make a habit of fighting each other or using size to attract mates as far as we know). ex: heres a male and female Cooper's Hawk

somewhat mentioned above but falcons are more closely related to parrots than they are to hawks

Gray Catbirds and American Robins have been witnessed raising young in the same nest at the same time. In one instance (reported by Mulvihill and Murray), they were recorded caring for the young of both species in the nest, and when the Catbird young fledged, the adult Catbirds continued to provide food for the not-yet-fledged Robins. heres a pic of the nest from the report

the worlds oldest known bird as of 2024 is a wild Laysan Albatross named Wisdom who's 72-73 years old (at minimum, we dont actually know her birth date, just that she was at least 5 years old when she was banded in the 50s) and still raising chicks. here's her with one of her chicks

also Albatrosses have wingspans of up to 3.5m/11.5ft and have been recorded flying 49,700 miles without touching land (they do land in the water to eat tho)

this is from personal experience but if you walk around in a north american grassland for long enough, you Will get jumpscared by a Mourning Dove bc they make their nests on the ground in the grass and like to hang out on the ground in the grass and they also like to wait until youre right overtop of them to freak out and fly away from you

Bald Eagles don't get their fully white heads and tails until theyre about 5 years old

A lot of birds have been observed incorporating cigarette butts into their nests, and a study in Mexico on House Finches found that this actually results in drastic decreases in parasites affecting young compared to nests without them

Cedar Waxwings (and Waxwings in general) just look so smooth. they look like someone airbrushed them. look at this shit

in Jacanas, females lay eggs in multiple males' nests, and then the males raise the young by themself. Also they carry their babies under their wings like this

Horned Guan. Theyre endangered and live in a small area of central america. both the males and females have the little horn fez, the males just have taller ones

#birds #i could do more but i have a thing in like 10 min rip #birds are good #animals #nature

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jmjerror · 4 months

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been having WEIRD DREAMS lately

#dream one i was at home and some bikers showed up and threw cigarette butts on the ground so i tried to fight thsm #dream two i was trying to cook food on yhe hotplate on my computer (?) and melted my drawing tablet #then i didn't even get to eat cuz i didnt make enough and i had fo give it to my dad :(#dream three there was some issues with college so i had to go back to secondary school #i ended up in the final year at a boarding school and the dorms had like fifty kids in #and i was in yhe boys section (not good)#and there were real life ppl i knew from secondary school there

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capesandshapes · 4 months

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Also straight up if today is the day that someone is going to try and tell me the word bitch is a slur again then I really encourage you to ask yourself if your internet activism really does anything other than make you an insufferable asshole

#bitch is considered a slur primarily by white anti trans activists who want something to cry about #but have found that the oppression of being a woman doesnt offer enough #like being so real bitch is a slur girls make me want to eat cigarette butts

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