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madbalalaika · 18 days

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Buy me a Ko-fi ☕💗

#old man gale??#OLD MAN GALE #those grey streaks he has in the game do things to me #bg3 fanart #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #art #fanart #digital art

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podcastwizard · 6 months

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WELL, WHO WOULD'A THUNK IT, THE GAME OF THE YEAR IS SENET, A GAME THAT ORIGINATED IN ANCIENT EGYPT 5000 YEARS AGO AND IS WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS THE OLDEST KNOWN BOARD GAME IN THE WORLD

WHAT A THRILLING GAME AWARDS (2023)

#game awards #game of the year #ancient egypt #ugh having a catch with your old man was robbed

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soft-cryptids · 1 year

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“Nice.”

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dawndauce · 7 months

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my brain go brrr I think of him a lot

#help my spiderman hyperfixation is coming back #also I got used to the new face cause cmon it's been like 3 years #even though I still miss the old one #he's still the little dorky man #spiderman #spiderman ps5 #insomniac spider man #insomniac games #spider man 2 ps5 #spiderman 2 #peter parker #character design #character art #artwork #fan art #digital illustration

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awesomesauce-n-sassypants · 1 year

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I love that a practically half-defrosted, feverish 60 years old man can emerge from a coma purely because his baby girl is under threat, and just... follow up with whatever deranged shit that was...

That’s hot.

#tlou #the last of us #joel miller #can you imaging losing the apocalypse to a 60 year old half dead freshly defrosted man #like man #you survived the fungi and the not so fun guys just to lose it to a rabid senior citizen that moves like a serial killer version of batman?!#pedro pascal #hot shit #this show and game is and was something

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channnel · 3 days

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The monochrome twink is older than Hatchet boi himself

#my dear hatchet man #mdhm fanart #my art #mdhm game #mdhm carver #alan orion #three months... for an 8 sec animatic...#im so tired- i swear if the video is not playing then im gonna lay down and curl up and then stare-#carver is old... damn...#does he like mortal kombat-?#imma try and finish up my other stuff-#if i havent uploaded some stuff this week... blame sims 3- hsr and definitely blame the robots in the sky.

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arthursfuckinghat · 23 days

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Guys, you know that "Dutch Van Der Linde was a manipulator who mainly caused the downfall of the gang" and "Dutch Van Der Linde saved people by giving them a place in the gang and teaching them life skills" CAN coexist right

#I mean this lovingly #characters can have depth without being chalked up to being good or bad #dutch was a good man for taking people in and giving them a chance but he was still a fucked up guy for everything else #especially with what he became in rdr1 #dutch might have saved arthur and john when they were younger but he ultimately doomed them too #but that doesn't erase that he did a lot of good for giving people a chance and purpose #even if it killed them #this game is six years old now guys cmon :')#<3 #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick rants #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #red dead redemption community

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kelvingemstone · 9 months

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jaime lannister has been in the riverlands with brienne of tarth for twelve slutty, slutty years

#asoiaf #got #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #you KNOW the commonfolk have bets on whether they fucking or not #me in tha tavern: kingslayer i got a whole dragon riding on this y'all fuckin or not‼️#jaime with the bluest balls on the planet:#game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #george man ya gotta give me the book. i know you're old but you can do it. for me. please

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lunian · 28 days

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carrying around a giant murderous powerful axe meanwhile you probably weight as much as 5 apples or something

I will fcking get you, grandpa😠

#too powerful boy tbh #the only time i reached creepy old man its because of this #hades #hades 2 #hades ii #hades supergiant #hades spoilers #melinoe #hades game #mystuff

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amoebeau · 10 months

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Anyone else have a sacred autistic connection to this guy when they were 12

#off game #zacharie off #off mortis ghost #my art #ermmm #sans undertale #Is there too I guess #Also I’m not joking if u remember any of #My old OFF art I’m so sorry man

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ontosgold · 2 months

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future vision

#xenoblade #shulk #alvis #shulk xenoblade #alvis xenoblade #bit of an older piece (its almost 2 years old i think) but i still love it a lot ^_^#i rlly wanna post some of my xenoblade stuff on here ^_^ these games mean a lot to me #if u couldn't tell by my blog's theme #also man its been a while since I've made any new xb pieces... i kinda miss it #ontos.art #<- giggling a little using my art tag on this piece

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beaxmice · 10 months

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its been one of those weeks... pass the yaoi !!

#i finally unlocked alhaithams story quest 🥲#ive waited so long 2 finally get 2 meet alhaitham n kaveh in game and now my journey is coming to an end.....#im saying this like theyre frail old man in their death bed BUT STILL #gonna miss sumeru it was super nice #also finishing caribert as well.....#FONTAINE HERE WE COME #art #fanart #haikaveh #kavetham #alhaitham #kaveh #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #genshin fanart #save art

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cry-ptidd · 4 months

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"All I see is a slave."

"And all I see is a fool."

#hellsing #alucard #my art #Dracula #THIS WAS SO HARD #GODS #ripping my hair out #how do you think Dracula would react to modern Alucard?#or vice versa?#Alucard fucking hates himself already #like that's canon #Dracula would be insulted at the prospect of being at someones mercy and Alucard would just see the pointless arrogant creature he used to b #I'm on Dracula's side simply because he was less annoying to render and draw #also I shamelessly traced over the casull #im not playing your stupid games old man

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papayafiles · 4 months

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oscar's butterfly stretch compared to lando's... dying dead deceased howling

#old man x ballet instructor #<-- mclaren's lineup for the forseeable future everyone!#landoscar #flexibility edition #throwback to the limbo garden games challenge when oscar took one look at lando twisting under that plastic rod and immediately noped out

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st-hedge · 4 months

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A romantic execution for valentines

#sekiro #apologies again for not tagging the ship #I want this to only be seen by the 3 people who follow me and like sekiro #and these stupid fucks #also I keep calling them old man yaoi in my head #but if my math is mathing they’re like mid thirties at most #but they look haggard in game jdjdjdjd #tw death #or is it #tw blood

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kinokoshoujoart · 30 days

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Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

#my art #why is his name localized as CURDY…..#i was making fun of it being cardi in the japanese version but……. CURDY #bokumono #harvest moon #story of seasons #harvest moon ds #harvest moon ds:cute #harvest moon ds cute #hmds #hmds cute #pastor carter #now everyone knows i always name my farm ram ranch. shameful #ladies……. he’s broke and possibly an alcoholic….(can we save him?)#the proposal really comes out of nowhere lmao #i’m sorry i’m still not over this his name is CURDY…… aaaaaaaagh #pastor carter is such a funky little guy to me. i have him in my acnh town he has a basement full of flame machines and a single wheelchair #why did the video crop like that when i appended the recordings together. i’m getting so old #sorry for the excessive babygirlism my tablet works again and i went a little ham #of course marrying a man of god causes the game to end. since the programming language for hmds is ancient evil curses #heh….. hex code

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