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cherry-leclerc · 4 months

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dirty mouth ☆ cl16

genre: humor, fluff, a tiny bit of smut

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Winter break and your boyfriend convinces you to go with him for his annual training in preparation for the new season, and this unleashes a natural disaster when it comes to him.

req!… hope u guys enjoy a bit of pottymouth!charles lol

When your boyfriend first brought up the idea of you tagging along to his winter training you thought, yeah, it doesn’t sound half bad. Sitting by the fireplace - hot chocolate and an overdue book in hand…

“Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc I am going to kill you,” you screech as you slide down the fast hill, white snow flying all around you from the sudden speed. His heart races fast as he chases after you.

You had begged for hours for him to let you read in peace. It’s all about the experience, he would yodel as he pointed out the window where everyone was skiing. Come on, it’ll be fun.

Given, you wanted him to stop moaning every second - not in that way at least - and so, you complied. “Oh, amore, you look so cute! Wait, hold on, let me take a picture.”

“I look like a stupid snowman,” you growl as you look down at your ski suit. Wincing at the strong flash of his phone, you scrunch your nose. He frowns.

“An adorable snowman.”

As soon as you stepped foot out, you wanted to punch him square in the face. It was so cold that for a moment you thought your limbs would give out. Joris giggles as he snaps a quick Polaroid of you pouting, cheeks the darkest shade a pink. You flip him off before turning to Charles.

“You don’t love me.” He groans, already knowing this card all too well. You hum. “Nuh-uh, you don’t because if you did then you wouldn’t put me in this position.” A smirk slides onto his soft lips.

“Don’t worry, I know a position that will warm you up later.” Your jaw drops. Leaning down to press a kiss onto the tip of your nose, he continues. “And I do love you, don’t be ridiculous.”

You realized he wasn’t going to give in to your pleas to let you turn back around, so you sucked it up and followed him and the boys. Andrea bumps his shoulder against yours, trying to get your attention.

“Vous plaisantez j'espère?” you groan as you fall down into a pile of snow, unbalanced from his delicate nudge. His smile drops. Sorry, sorry! He checks to see if you’re hurt because Lord watch out if you are, Charles would kill him.

“Questo é fantastico,” Joris mutters as he takes another picture. You bite the air. Andrea waves him off before helping you plunge through the snow.

“Please don’t tell Charles,” he begs as you squint your eyes teasingly. Don’t worry, I won’t. I’m fine, aren’t I? Your boyfriend’ trainer silently thanks you. “I was just trying to ask if you were ready?” He wiggles his dark brows.

“Ready for what?” You look around. “To freeze my ass off?” He stops dead in his tracks. “Oh! You mean to go to the bunny slope!” Cheerfully, you clap, wide grin stretched onto your lips. “I’m kind of scared, but it’s for beginners so I think I’ll be okay. Plus, you guys will all be there.”

Andrea shakes his head, almost seeming disappointed. “Charles, Charles, Charles…”

“Charles what?”

“We’re here!” Looking up at your boyfriend, he buzzes as he points up at the ski lift. Your smile drops. Angrily, you struggle to make your way up to him before smacking his shoulder.

“You said the bunny slope!”

He grimaces. “I know, I know, but you need to feel the rush!” He tries to kiss you but you swiftly turn your head causing him to smack his lips right onto your helmet. “I know you’re mad-”

“Of course I’m mad, you lied. I can’t go up there.” Huffing, you cross your arms. He winces at your tone.

“Chérie, but I’ll be there with you! Joris, Andrea, Antonio, me…” He coolly raises his brows. “We’ll keep you safe.”

You scoff. “Better start planning my funeral.”

“You’ll be fine, let’s go.”

“Alright baby, bend your knees - come on - you know how to do that,” he teases with a cocky tone. The boys groan as they cover their ears and you burn bright red. He throws his head back laughing as he continues. “Lean a bit toward, too.” He suppresses another dirty joke when you throw the ski poles all frustrated.

“I’m not doing this if you keep this up.”

“Okay, okay, I’m done,” he promises as he hands them back to you. After a bit more coaching from all of them, you nod.

“Lots of mansplaining, but I guess I could give it a shot.” You narrow your eyes at your friends. “Promise you guys will go after me if I can’t stop?”

Promise, they repeat in unison.

“Pro?” a teenage boy asks as he looks you up and down. Charles clenches his jaw as he steps in. She is. His voice comes out harsh and the worker just raises his arms up in defense before winking over at you. Have fun.

Dragging you away, you squeal as you try to keep up. “He was only being nice!” Nice my ass, he sourly grunts as he makes sure your feet are secure. You pout. “And I’m not a professional, you stinky liar.” You roll your eyes. “Guess that’s all you know how to do today - lie.”

Playfully, he mimics your movements, then he smacks your ass. “Be a good girl and show us all what you learned.” You squirm at his words before nodding.

Knees slightly bent, like how they are when you bounce up and down around his thick cock.

Lean forward, like when you press your naked chest against his own and he kisses you until your lips burn out.

Everything somehow led back to moments between you and the Monegasque and maybe that’s what made you far too unfocused that you missed your step and started sliding down the hill before you even had a chance to notice.

“Guys!” you wail as you fly past by them with their jaws on the floor. “You group of liars!”

The brunette quickly snaps out of it and chases after you, avidly skiing past other skiers. Andrea, Joris and Antonio all follow after him as they breath heavily.

“Turn, baby, turn,” Charles screeches as he clumsily throws out reminders of what he taught you on how to come to a halt. Shift your body weight!

Shutting your eyes for a brief second, you send a quick prayer to the man up above and curse your boyfriend for a lifetime. “I can’t do it, I’m sca- agh!”

You’re barely able to safely swoosh past a group of boys as they all yell at you. Charles flips them off before sliding past them.

“Smile!” Joris demands as he clicks his camera. You little bitch, you shout. Help me, douchebag! “Right.” He’s just about to catch you when all of a sudden he loses his place and falls. “Oh, allez!”

Then comes Antonio who as much as he tries to help, he can’t seem to get close enough. Charles huffs a puff of cold air. “Just grab her!” She keeps getting away, his friend pants.

And Andrea isn’t really trying but he’s definitely in for adrenaline as he cheers for his friends like their own personal cheerleader. Oh, so close!

Joris eventually catches up but can’t do much anymore, apart from start recording. He laughs as you zigzag, arms momentarily flinging through the air.

“No! Keep them still!” Charles yelps, terrified to see you hurt yourself.

“I’m never listening to you ever again, Charles! You never think when it comes to these things, do you?” You tremble from the icy breeze. “Noooo, he never does! Because all he thinks about is fun, fun, fun, fu-”

Next thing you know, you’re crashing into a chunk of snow as you groan from the sudden stop, but nothing hurts. “Oh thank God,” you let out. Patting yourself down, you squint your eyes at the group of men who ease their pace as they grow closer to you. “Dickheads.” You look around. “Where’s Charles?”

Hearing the shutter of a camera go off, you tilt your head in confusion. “Oh yeah,” Joris gasps. “This is definitely going to be shown at your guys’ wedding.”

Feeling something twitch underneath you, you squeal with panic as you try jumping up but only hear a ring of grunts. And you recognize them like the back of your hand.

“Charles?” Taking off his helmet abruptly, he heaves. As soon as he catches his breath, he touches your face carefully. Are you hurt? Are you okay? You throw your arms over him like a koala and kiss his clothed neck. “What do you mean, am I okay, what about you?” He shrugs it off.

“As long as you are.”

You swoon before swatting him all over his chest. This is pure gold, Joris adds as he continues recording.

“Men are all dirty, filthy, scrummy, stupid liars,” you hissed as his large hands tried to ease your hits. “You said you guys would help me!”

His eyes darken. “What do you call what I just did? I basically gave my life for you!” He brushes white snow off his lashes. “I’m lucky to be alive, you brat.”

Dinner that night is filled with snarky remarks from Charles and strong bickering from you.

“If you hadn’t forced me then I wouldn’t be bitching about it!”

His right eye twitches for a split second. “I already said I was sorry! I saved you, be a little thankful.”

The group of friends could tell the tension was growing thicker between the couple as they munch on their food quietly. He just doesn’t have a single cell to help him think about the consequences, you mumble as you bite down on a brussels sprout.

“You know what? How about we all just relax?” Andrea tried to lessen the rigid behavior of his two friends. “How does a trip to the hot tub sound?”

The Monegasque stiffens as soon as you walk out with your tiny bikini. You were a quivering mess, which made you cross your arms to try and warm yourself up, which in return ruined your boyfriend's sanity. He was practically drooling like a dog at the sight of your perfect tits being pressed up.

In a singular motion, Charles removes his shirt, leaving him in only his swim shorts. His large bulge increases your heart tempo as you remind yourself to keep cool since Joris and the rest were still around.

“Mierde, you know what? I forgot the towels.” Joris turns to Andrea and Antonio. “Do you guys mind helping me?” They patiently nod before making their way back into the cabin.

Teeth chattering is all he could hear coming from you, white rings flying in the air as you let out shaky breaths. His arms itch to bring you in and it’s not until he looks into your loopy eyes that he sighs and makes his way over.

He towers over you as his arms wrap around you like the warmest blanket to ever exist. “Are you still mad?” Despite letting him touch you, you still keep your face straight, not letting him be able to read you. “Chérie-”

“I want to get in,” you cut him, creating distance as you dip your toe in first into the hot tub and then the rest. Annoyed, he tsks his tongue before doing the same. Be like that then.

Click.

Turning fast to face the glass door, you vividly catch a glimpse of your friends locking it and closing the curtains. Make amends, Andrea yells out like a strict parent.

“Connards!” Splashing your hands onto the water as a mini tantrum, you moan. The green eyed boy keeps quiet as he watches you. “What are you looking at?” you hiss. Nothing.

You think about climbing out and trying to find a way back in but the hot water feels too good so you decide against it, choosing to enjoy the sensation. As soon as you close your eyes, the brunette starts whistling.

At first you try to tune him out, but it only gets louder from there. Theme From A Summer Place. You recognize it in less than a second. It’s what he always plays for you on the piano as you bake him snickerdoodles. Whether it’s summer or not - it’s a routine.

Your silly resentment grows smaller with every curve his tongue travels through, soft symphonies somehow making you feel more cozy than the actual hot tub.

He could hear the way you tread through the water, but it still catches him by surprise as you climb onto his lap, graceful fingers pushing his long hair back a bit.

“I’m sorry for being a bitch today.”

He chuckles deeply, leaning up to kiss your wet lips. “I’m sorry for almost killing you.” He drums his fingers against your thigh. “It scared me when you lost control…I should’ve just let you stay back.”

“It wasn't right for you to assume that I would be fine skipping the bunny slope and jumping straight into that, but I know you meant no harm.” His jaw ticks.

“Of course I meant no harm, are you kidding me? You dragged my heart along with you when you flew down that hill.” You giggle sweetly, strands of hair sliding off your shoulders. He smiles.

“It’s not entirely your fault.” He quirks his left eyebrow. Blushing, you begin playing with the droplets that sprinkle across his chest. “My mind went…” He whistles seductively. You nod, avoiding his green stare. “Yup.”

“It’s normal, no? I mean you are my girlfriend.”

“But not in a moment like that, Charles! We all nearly died,” you wheeze as you shift on his lap. He grunts.

“And yet, we didn’t.” Turned on by everything about you, he angles his head upward before linking his pink lips to yours. Water droplets tickle your chin as he moves his mouth against your own. Your body temperature increasingly grows heated and not just from the hot tub.

The way he kisses you with such urgency is enough to make your head spin, as if he’s been away for years and just barely got the opportunity to enjoy your pillowy lips. Slowly, you circle your hips as he groans, hands pinching you in return as he grows harder.

“God, I’m so glad you didn’t die,” he mumbles in between your lips. Laughing, you vibrate against him as he cringes at the sudden change. “Anddd you ruined it.” You poke your tongue out.

“Don’t say perverted things then!”

His stare drops. “How is that perverted?”

Shrugging, you climb off his lips as you press a warm kiss against his stubble. “Teasing, Mr. Leclerc. But how about we go up to bed?”

His eyes crinkle at your simple words. “Shoot me in the head if I ever say no to that.” Splashing out of the pool, you giggle as he grabs you, kissing every inch of your glowy skin.

Headboard hits the wall strong and fast as you cry out against his chest, groans flying past his lips as he circles his fingers against your swollen clit.

From downstairs, the boys grab Charles’ car keys as they hurry out the door.

“Andrea, what were you thinking?”

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gardenofedenuniverse · 1 year

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Alexander Skarsgård: ‘There’s a politeness to Swedes. It’s a facade. Deep down we’re animals’

The actor talks about his new film, the explicit sci-fi horror Infinity Pool, why he gave up acting for eight years – and why he likes playing darker, more twisted characters.

Alexander Skarsgård: ‘I’m quite mellow in my disposition.’ Photograph: Charlie Clift

Alexander Skarsgård is an embarrassing creep who tries to coerce women into partying naked with him in hotel suites. Or so it would seem from the version of himself that he played last year in Donald Glover’s comedy Atlanta. “I’m not saying that I dance around in a leopard-print thong in front of girls I don’t know,” he says. “But I’m also not saying that I don’t. That kind of thing works really well when there’s a kernel of truth in it.”

This twinkling, teasing playfulness represents the default setting of the 46-year-old actor. His natural self-deprecation is what makes it so startling when he turns up on screen as another of the brutes and bastards that have become his speciality over the years. There was the violently abusive husband in the HBO series Big Little Lies and the violently abusive cop in War on Everyone; a racist in Passing and a rapist in the Straw Dogs remake, as well as a sad, moustachioed sleazeball who sleeps with his partner’s underage daughter in The Diary of a Teenage Girl. Eric, the vampire he played across all seven series of True Blood, was an absolute catch by comparison.

It could even be argued that Skarsgård looks lost or vague in those roles that don’t supply some darkness to temper his natural sheen. He was ferocious as a mud-caked proto-Hamlet in Robert Eggers’s wild Viking epic The Northman, but as the yodelling vine-swinger in The Legend of Tarzan, there was none of the usual depth present behind his beauty. Whereas his character in the new satirical horror Infinity Pool – directed by Brandon Cronenberg, son of David – is up to his disbelieving eyes in vanity, amorality and rancid privilege.

Skarsgård plays a novelist called James living off the wealth of his wife, Em (Cleopatra Coleman), and struggling to write a second book six years after his debut. In search of inspiration, he and Em visit a luxurious resort in an unnamed country. What begins as a taunting comedy about the awfulness of the 1% veers off into extremity when the couple fall in with the hedonistic Gabi (Mia Goth) and her partner, Alban (Jalil Lespert). All it takes for the impressionable James to be hooked by these reprobates is a few compliments from Gabi followed by a sex act shown in graphic detail. “My job is so hard,” the actor says with a smirk.

Cronenberg and Skarsgård are both the sons of talented men. (Skarsgård’s father is Stellan Skarsgård who, like him, is part of the Lars von Trier Cinematic Universe.) Director and actor also have a certain placid temperament in common. “There’s a politeness to Canadians and Swedes,” says Skarsgård. “But it’s all just a fucking facade. Deep down we’re animals. We’re just very good at concealing it.” He gestures at me. “Brits too. It’s all down there, though. You can just open the tap and let it out. That’s what this movie does.”

Even as the film descends into gruesome horror, Skarsgård remains committed to the idea of his character as a show pony with delusions of being a stallion. “James is arm candy. His wife buys him all these expensive clothes. The two of them look like something out of a travel brochure: the perfect couple on vacation. And he’s trying to play that part while wanting also to be this serious author. But he’s not a Charles Bukowski, he’s not tormented and twisted. He isn’t in touch with the darker side of his personality.”That changes when James finds himself facing the death penalty after accidentally killing a local farmer. He is assured by the police that there is a way out: for a hefty price, a clone of him can be created to take the fall on his behalf. This is no dumb beast, however; the sacrificial lamb will possess all his memories and feelings. It will, in effect, be indistinguishable from him. In a film featuring explicit sex and violence, there is still nothing quite as unnerving as the moment James encounters his own double as it wakes with a shocked gasp in a vat of red goo.

“The film company gave me a prosthetic of the clone’s face with all that goo round it,” he says, shaking his head. “It’s incredibly disturbing. What am I meant to do with it? Should I just hang it on the wall? Put it in the fridge?” He decided to go down the practical joke route. “When I have guests over, I’ll hide it in different places around the house.”

Would he take the clone option himself, I wonder? “One hundred per cent! I don’t blame James for going to the ATM. But it opens up other questions. If the clone retains all his memories, then how will he ever know that he is not the clone? Maybe they’re killing the real James. That fascinated me, and I love that there’s no answer in the movie. To throw another wrench in the works: maybe James has even been to the island already. Maybe he’s done this sort of thing before.”

These questions of authenticity, dilution and duplication are especially intriguing for an actor who proposed that twisted alternate version of himself in Atlanta, and who claims to suffer even now from impostor syndrome. Had you been present in 2008 on the set of Generation Kill, the HBO Iraq war mini-series written by the creators of The Wire and shot in Namibia, Mozambique and South Africa, you might have noticed him sitting off to one side between takes, quietly totting up figures with a pen and paper. “It was my first big job,” he explains. “I was so convinced they were going to fire me that I started calculating the cost of recasting the role once they realised I wasn’t good enough. A month or two in, I was still convinced that every time the phone rang, it was my agent saying: ‘Pack your bags, you’re not cutting it.’ It was only when we’d done some big battle scenes that I knew it would be too expensive to replace me.”

It wasn’t as if he has a history of flunking, though there was the job in the Stockholm bakery that he was sacked from at the age of 16. “We were dipping little biscuits in chocolate for six hours a day in a basement and that was the only thing we got to do,” he says pleadingly, as though mounting the case for his defence. “When you get chocolate on your fingers, it’s tempting to put little stains on your buddy’s white robes. That turned into a bit of a food fight.” He smiles bashfully. Chocolate wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

A few years earlier, he had abandoned a childhood acting career after feeling freaked out by all the attention he received. “When people recognised me, or I thought they did, it made me very uncomfortable. I also believed everything I heard about who I was. Most people at 13 have no idea who they are. I was going from a boy to a man, which is a crazy transformation anyway, but to do it while being in the spotlight was not healthy. That’s why I didn’t work for eight years.” What could he learn now as an actor from his younger self? “There was a lot of joy,” he says. “That makes me sound bitter now! But there was something innocent and lovely and wide-eyed. It’s worth remembering that it can still be a big silly game.”

On Becoming a God in Central Florida. Photograph: Everett Collection Inc/Alamy

His continuing appetite for comedy bears this out. He was a riot in the opening episode of On Becoming a God in Central Florida, where he played a dope who gets involved with a pyramid scheme before being eaten by an alligator. (His on-screen wife was Kirsten Dunst. For further proof that their marriages never end well, see Von Trier’s apocalyptic Melancholia.) He also goofs around gloriously in the new season of Documentary Now!, in which he stars as a Werner Herzog-esque director shooting an epic in the Urals while simultaneously showrunning a US network comedy pilot called Bachelor Nanny. “I’ve met Herzog a few times over the years, but I don’t know if he’s seen this yet,” he says, slightly sheepishly. “I’m curious to hear what he thinks.”

It was in fact comedy that tempted Skarsgård back to acting again after all those years away. He was on holiday in Los Angeles in the early 00s when his father’s agent suggested he try out for an audition. Six weeks later, he was pootling around New York in the back of a Jeep with Ben Stiller, pouting away happily as gormless Swedish model Meekus in Zoolander. Getting that job was such a breeze that he was crestfallen to be knocked back repeatedly in other Hollywood auditions. He returned to Sweden to continue acting; another six years elapsed before Generation Kill kickstarted his US career.

These days, he seems somehow both ubiquitous and judicious. He is getting ready to make his directorial debut with The Pack, in which he and Florence Pugh star as documentary makers in Alaska. And he will return this month in the fourth and final season of Succession, which reportedly places even greater emphasis on Skarsgård’s character, the tech bro Lukas Matsson. Another bad boy of sorts.

With Brian Cox and Kieran Culkin in Succession. Photograph: Graeme Hunter

“Quite a few of the projects I’ve chosen deal with the juxtaposition of someone trying to function in modern society while also dealing with that atavistic primal question of who he is deep down and what happens when that flares up and can’t be suppressed any longer,” he says. “It’s incredibly cathartic to play those roles. Maybe because I’m quite mellow in my disposition. These darker, more twisted characters give me an opportunity to howl that primal scream and let it out, which I rarely do in everyday life.”

James in Infinity Pool has his head turned by the tiniest compliment; Skarsgård knows that, for all his own protestations about refusing to read what is written about him, he is just as susceptible to praise. “I really don’t read reviews,” he says. “That said, it’s so nice when people enjoy your work enough to come say something or take a photo. I’d prefer that to the alternative, which is crawling around in the mud for seven months and giving it everything and then it’s just … crickets. I like people appreciating what I’ve done. I’m a vain motherfucker!”

#the guardian #Alexander Skarsgard #infinity pool #film #garden of eden universe

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rutaalrocknoticias · 5 months

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Gira de Ward Hayden & The Outliers en enero por España

WARD HAYDEN & THE OUTLIERS (A CELEBRATION OF HANK WILLIAMS - LIVE!) El cuarteto de americana de Boston se embarca en una gira para rendir tributo al padre de country, Hank Williams, con motivo del centenario de su nacimiento, en la que también ofrecerán repertorio propio de honky tonk y rock americano de raíz.

10 DE ENERO. CONCERT IMPOSSIBLES, GIRONA 11 DE ENERO. RAZZMATAZZ 3, BARCELONA 12 DE ENERO. ROCK & BLUES CAFÉ, ZARAGOZA 13 DE ENERO. URBAN ROCK CONCEPT, VITORIA-GASTEIZ 14 DE ENERO. OCTAVO ARTE, SEGOVIA (WIC) 16 DE ENERO. LA GUARIDA DEL ÁNGEL, JEREZ 17 DE ENERO. LOUIE LOUIE, ESTEPONA 18 DE ENERO. LOCO CLUB, VALENCIA 19 DE ENERO. CLAMORES, MADRID 20 DE ENERO. FACTORÍA CULTURAL, AVILÉS 21 DE ENERO. LITTLE BOBBY, SANTANDER

En la larga y rica historia de la música country, la vida en una pequeña ciudad ha sido un tema recurrente y habitual en muchas de sus mejores canciones. En ‘South Shore’ (2023), el noveno álbum del cantante y compositor Ward Hayden y su banda, The Outliers (si contamos la anterior encarnación de la misma llamada Girls Guns & Glory), escriben un nuevo capítulo de esta tradición, cantando a las cuestiones esenciales de la vida, el amor y el mundo que nos rodea, con ese toque de honky tonk auténtico, y las vibraciones del rock n’ roll primigenio.

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Hayden formó la banda a mediados de su veintena cuando se mudó a Boston. Allí serían el único grupo que ha ganado tanto el Boston Music Award como artista del año y el legendario galardón Beantown de la cadena de radio WBCN. Acompañado por Josh Kiggans a la batería, Cody Nielsen a la guitarra y Greg Hall al bajo, los Outliers son ya una referencia de la música de raíces americana a ambos lados del Atlántico, aparte de ser una de las bandas que más y mejor han reivindicado el legado del padre de la música country, Hank Williams. En 2018, aún llamándose Girls Guns & Glory, ya editaron un álbum en directo dedicado a repasar las canciones del Shakespeare del hillbilly. Ahora, coincidiendo con el centenario del nacimiento de Williams cumplido este año 2023, vuelven a rescatar sus canciones favoritas en ‘A Celebration of Hank Williams LIVE’. El sonido clásico de country de Williams se adapta como anillo al dedo al ritmo country más rockero de la banda, el rasgueo de la guitarra acústica y el estilo yodel de canto que tanto ha influenciado a Hayden.En su nueva gira, Ward Hayden & the Outliers estarán repasando el repertorio de Hank Williams a modo de homenaje y tributo a su maestro, además de presentar su último disco de estudio y rescatar algunos de los ya clásicos de su cancionero habitual. Prometen ser noches inolvidables de puro sabor americano.

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ofclaude · 4 years

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ooc on @vattghcrn‘s note & my own --- anyone who does long for the old days when we could just dick around on our blogs & have fun, without standards to meet or judgement to be wary of:

let’s just start a group chat in disco & have fun. &/or make private tumblr blogs. whatever works; see if we can relax enough to leave all this stress behind. at least so far as our rp hobby is concerned ! if it doesn’t work, that’s okay. at least we tried !

hit me up & i’ll scurry around setting up a discord server without rules but hopefully with some useful clarity in its channels lmfao.

#listen. create the world you want to live in.#amor yodels

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bnha-imagines-hcs · 5 years

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| amor yodels !

cracks open a cold one & kicks back yes hi hello i've been on an rp blog hence my absence. i can’t stay in one fandom for long without losing inspiration; i might be switching back to bnha!

how u all doin, u fantastic fucks

edit: chinchintetsu t ho

#amor yodels #ahhhh brushes the dust off #i got a huge scare cuz i didn't see this blog in my. uh. blog list.#bc i had my screen setting at 150%#so i was like THEY DELETED IT IN TH EPURGE... S HI T #but no #here we are #are any posts flagged? lMAO #NO NONE ARE FLAGGED NICE NICE #not an imagine

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witloqued-blog · 6 years

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| guys, fuck, halp -- where are the active twilight rpers at ???

i’ll trade u my non-existent firstborn for a blog rec smdh

#amor yodels

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corpsesucc · 6 years

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I PROPOOOOOOSED AND THEY SAID YEEEESSSSSS

#amor yodels #hi indra are u sick of seeing this on ur dash yet

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dabdavi · 6 years

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bet u thought u’d seen the last of me.

i’m more active (obv) on another blog, but that doesn’t mean this one’s dead! i love dabs rhgurhg fuck do i, i just haven’t got a lot going on here so i gravitate toward more active dashes. occasionally i hop back. ( also muse is fickle?? fickle. )

in case ur wondering !! ( aka hello new mutuals pls don’t unfollow cuz u think i’m dead I Want To Write W/ You )

also i’m extra super slow due to lingering arm injuries !! jus’ very slow all around <3

#amor yodels #yaaawwnns #hi guys !!!#i still love u & our threads so sit ur ass down & uhhhh don't hold ur breath #LMAO

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lubdubsworld · 7 years

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OK SO IM RESDING THE YOONGI ONE WITH THE LATIN NAME THATS LIKE IN VITRO FERTILISATION AND HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT YOURE SUCH A GOOD WRITER I JUST FINSHED CH17 AND IVE BEEN READING KT FOR LIKE 2 HOURS GOODBYE SOCIAL LIFE HELLO HOURS OF READING YOUR WRITING I JUST CANT EVEN IS SO GOOOOOOOD AHHHHHHHHH ILY -nctroleplay

“A real lady never spits, always swallows” THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOKE WITH LAUGHTER HALF NAKED ON THE GODDAMNED TOILET AT ALMOST 10PM - nctroleplay

Fun fact!! this is something that my mother actually told me, when i was a young girl … :D :D

I think she may have a heart attack if she knows how i used it in the fic…. :D

#in vitro #i'm yodelling #bitch it's amor vincit omnia #asdsfgdh #why is this so funny though

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ryttu3k · 3 years

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Last did this in 2017! My top five (in no particular order, first place aside) for each year since 2006, which is when I started watching seriously! Italicised name is my favourite for that year.

2006

Mihai Traistariu (Romania) - Tornero

Lordi (Finland) - Hard Rock Hallelujah

Sibel Tuzun (Turkey) - Superstar

LT United (Lithuania) - We Are The Winners

Dima Bilan (Russia) - Never Let You Go

2007

Marija Serifovic (Serbia) - Molitva

Eric Paplaya (Austria) - Get A Life Get Alive

Verka Serduchka (Ukraine) - Dancing Lasha Tumbai

Natalia Barbu (Moldova) - Fight

Koldun (Belarus) - Work Your Magic

2008

Laka (Bosnia-Herzegovina) - Pokusaj

Pirates Of The Sea (Latvia) - Wolves Of The Sea

Jelena Tomasevic (Serbia) - Oro

Dima Bilan (Russia) - Believe

Euroband (Iceland) - This Is My Life

2009

Malena Ernman (Sweden) - La Voix

Svetlana Loboda (Ukraine) - Be My Valentine! (Anti-Crisis Girl)

Nelly Ciobanu (Moldova) - Hora Din Moldova

Flor-de-Lis (Portugal) - Todas As Ruas Do Amor

Noa & Mira Awad (Israel) - There Must Be Another Way

2010

Paula Seling & Ovi (Romania) - Playing With Fire

Sun Stroke Project & Olia Tira (Moldova) - Run Away

Vukasin Brajic (Bosnia & Herzegovina) - Thunder And Lightning

maNga (Turkey) - We Could Be The Same

Hera Björk (Iceland) - Je Ne Sais Quoi

2011

Getter Jaani (Estonia) - Rockefeller Street

Giorgos Alkaios & Friends (Greece) - OPA!

Dino Merlin (Bosnia & Herzegovina) - Love In Rewind

Eric Saade (Sweden) - Popular

Kati Wolf (Hungary) - What About My Dreams

2012

Loreen (Sweden) - Euphoria

Buranovskiye Babushki (Russia) - Party For Everybody

Mandinga (Romania) - Zaleilah

Kaliopi (FYR Macedonia) - Crno I Belo

Pasha Parfeny (Moldova) - Lăutar

2013

Cezar (Romania) - It’s My Life

Emmelie de Forest (Denmark) - Only Teardrops

Aliona Moon (Moldova) - O Mie

Koza Mostra and Agathonas Iakovidis (Greece) - Alcohol Is Free

Margaret Berger (Norway) - I Feed You My Love

2014

Conchita Wurst (Austria) - Rise Like A Phoenix

Aram MP3 (Armenia) - Not Alone

Paula Seling & Ovi (Romania) - Miracle

Pollaponk (Iceland) - No Prejudice

Softengine (Finland) - Something Better

2015

Bojana Stamenov (Serbia) - Beauty Never Lies

Mans Zelmerlow (Sweden) - Heroes

Guy Sebastian (Australia) - Tonight Again

Maraaya (Slovenia) - Here For You

Ann Sophie (Germany) - Black Smoke

2016

Mans Zermerlow & Petra Mede (Sweden) - Love Love Peace Peace

Okay no that was totally the best song of the night fight me. Next four in no particular order because you scientifically can’t beat Love Love Peace Peace.

Laura Tesoro (Belgium) - What’s The Pressure

Dami Im (Australia) - Sound Of Silence

Poli Genova (Bulgaria) - If Love Was A Crime

Barei (Spain) - Say Yay!

2017

Ilinca feat. Alex Florea (Romania) - Yodel It!

Naviband (Belarus) - Story Of My Life

IMRI (Israel) - I Feel Alive

Jana Burceska (FYR Macedonia) - Dance Alone

Tijana Bogicevic (Serbia) - In Too Deep

2018

Netta (Israel) - Toy

Eleni Foureira (Cyprus) - Fuego

Jessika feat. Jenifer Brenning (San Marino) - Who We Are

Saara Aalto (Finland) - Monsters

Yianna Terzi (Greece) - Oniro Mou

2019

Only four here. This was... not my favourite year.

KEiiNO (Norway) - Spirit In The Sky

Kate Miller-Heidke (Australia) - Zero Gravity

Miki (Spain) - La Venda

ZENA (Belarus) - Like It

2020

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2021

Måneskin (Italy) - Zitti E Buoni

Go_A (Ukraine) - Shum

Blind Channel (Finland) - Dark Side

Efendi (Azerbaijan) - Mata Hari

Destiny (Malta) - Je Me Casse

Top three years by number of favourite songs (songs I rated 8/12 or higher) are now 2008 (16 songs), 2014 (13 songs), and 2021 (14 songs), and honourable mention to 2016 for the best hosting in the history of the show (10 songs). Least favourite was 2019 (four songs. Four).

#eurovision

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tenduw · 4 years

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Aph nations and eurovision #1 - aph Australia edition 2015-2020

Ahh, so I might as well start this thing off as I've been a bit obsessed with eurovision. So this is a series on how I think hetalia nations would feel about the music brought forward to represent them at eurovision each year.

Anyway, Australia - everyone's favourite European country ❤️

Before we begin, I would like to say that I kind of headcanon Jett's music taste to be all over the place, so the genre of music he listens to can be country, rock or whatever. The one thing it can't be however, is boring as I don't see him as the type of guy who would use music to try and fall asleep or to listen to whilst doing paperwork.

2015 - Tonight Again by Guy Sebastian

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My god, was this an entrance. Jett would absolutely love this and I honestly think he would have spent weeks after the contest having this stuck in his head. I think, like Australia seemed to in the actual contest, he wouldn't really care about the staging as he was at eurovision! Something that I feel he would be very proud and excited about. So yeah, in summary, I think he would really like it, and would probably be really happy with the result, as he thought it was a one year thing.

He thought wrong.

But yeah I think in esc 2015, his favourite songs would have been 'Grande Amore' from Italy, 'I'm Alive' from Albania (those notes would catch him off guard) and probably 'Love Injected' from Latvia. His favourite probably would have been 'Rhythm Inside' from Belgium (and he would call her to tell her that he's voted for the song - which would be much appreciated)

I feel like he would have been happy with the winner ('Heroes' by Mans) as whilst the song didn't really stand out to him, the staging was really memorable.

Least favourite - 'Wars for nothing' from Hungary. Yeah, I really think he'd hate it - it's not his cup of tea.

2016 - Sound Of Silence by Dami Im

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I think when the song came out, Jett wouldn't like it that much. Nothing would really stand out, and so he would probably find it boring. However in the live version, I think he would have absolutely loved it and would have been really happy that she came second, cause her vocals were winner worthy. However, I don't think that this song is the type of song he would listen to more than twice.

In esc 2016, he would love the staging for both 'You are the only one' from Russia and 'I've been waiting for this Night' from Lithuania - they both were constantly changing. I think that he would find both 'Help you fly' from Belarus and 'Play' from Australia absolutely hilarious and so they would be guilty pleasures. However I do think he would have voted for 'If love was a crime' from Bulgaria as I do see him genuinely both the song and the performance.

I think he would like the winner ('1944' by Jamala) even though he would probably accept that he can't really relate to the song. The song is emotional, and I think he would really respect it. However I don't see him listening to this either

Least favourite song - 'Slow Down' from the Netherlands and 'If I were sorry' from Sweden. Yeah, both songs just don't go anywhere and I think Jett would hate that.

2017 - Don't come easy by Isaiah Firebrace

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My god would he hate this song. I really do think he would see this as boring, and unlike 2016, he wouldn't be pleasantly surprised by the singer's vocals. He would honestly be surprised that this came 9th in the end.

I do think that 'Rain of Revolution' from Lithuania would be one of his guilty pleasures. If he wants to make Wy laugh then I can see him putting that on. Unlike the previous year, I can see him liking Sweden's song. Likewise, I can see him liking the uk's entry (for the first time) cause of the singer's vocals. I think he would like the chaotic staging of 'Yodel It' from Romania and 'occidentali's karma' from Italy and the impactful staging of 'origo' from Hungary. However I think his vote would go to 'Hey Mamma' from Moldova, who would probably thank him at the next World meeting.

Yeah, I see him absolutely hating Portugal's song. If anything, I think that would be his least favourite song - perhaps alongside 'blackbird' from Finland.

2018 - We Got Love by Jessica Mauboy

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Yeah, he'd really like this song. It's a general feel-good pop song, that I feel like he'd just enjoy.

He'd enjoy quite a few songs from this year, 'that's how you write a song' from norway and 'toy' would both be songs that he would listen to after the show. 'la forza' from estonia would be a song that he wouldn't expect to enjoy, but he would. However, his vote would definitely go towards 'fuego' from Cyprus - he would love that song and be rooting for that one to win.

I think he still with toy winning though, just a tad disappointed.

Least favourite song - 'I won't break' from Russia. I don't think an explanation is needed. Although I see him also disliking 'Storms' from the UK (not that he'd tell them)

2019- Zéro Gravity by Kate Miller-Heidke

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Ahh, I'd see Jett absolutely loving the staging. And I see him being proud of her hitting that note in the bridge... Yet I don't think he would like many popera songs, and so he wouldn't really listen to the song outside of the contest.

I think that he would really enjoy many of the songs of the contest, he would really enjoy 'spirit in the sky' from Norway, 'like it' from Belarus and 'fire of love' from Poland. I think he'd really like the staging of France, Spain and Iceland. Although I do see him voting for 'She Got me' from Switzerland.

I don't think he'd hate 'arcade' from the Netherlands, however it wouldn't be his favourite either. I think that he would have preferred it if 'soldi' from Italy won.

Least favourite song - 'that night' from Latvia or 'run with the lions' from Lithuania. I feel like he wouldn't like the songs on their own, yet combined with unmemorable staging, he would probably hate those songs.

2020 - Don't break me by Montaigne

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I think Jett would be fairly neutral towards this song. Like he wouldn't like the staging, but as he would listen to the song outside of Eurovision, it would be ranked above 2017 and 2019.

He'd probably be gutted that eurovison couldn't happen this year, yet wouldn't complain. I think he'd enjoy 'uno' from Russia, 'still breathing' from Latvia and probably 'violent thing' from Germany. Also 'solovey' from Ukraine.

There was no winner this year due to corona, but I do see him having the view that Lithuania would have won. As a result, that's who would have voted for.

Least favourite song - 'you are the best in me' from France. I think he'd just hate the song. I also see him disliking 'grow' from the Netherlands - it's too slow for him.

But yeah, if he were to rank his own songs:

1. Tonight Again 2015

2. We got love 2018

3. Sound of Silence 2016

4. Don't break me 2020

5. Zero Gravity 2019

6. Don't Come Easy 2017

So yeah... that's how I think he would view it - would anyone agree or disagree, I'm curious!

#hetavision #hetalia #aph australia #aph #seriously what do y'all think #I would love to talk to someone about this #Youtube #eurovision #eurovision song contest #random rambling

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