DDMG Splinter is ride or die.

8 year old kid he's just met? Do you want help with those bullies? Do you want to learn ninjutsu, one of the few things he can still remember how to do and which was past down to him through family, in order to protect youreself? He will now tell you how proud he is of you and call you "my boy".

The 8 year old's brothers? Hey do you want to learn ninjtsu too? Great! So here's how you can break a grown man's arm! Is someone giving you trouble? Do you want him to kick their ass? He can totally kick their ass.

This man is 0 to 60 in two seconds when it comes to meeting new people. He will be the same with April, Casey and Casey's little sister.

Beautiful, But Broken

Into the confessionary a little spider walked

Mind not quite there

Quite lost

Memories scrambled around, confused

Pain flaring up, things that shouldn't have been said out

Siblings falling apart

Guilt over forgotten acts

Hi! So.... How is Zombie!Aiden doing nowadays? (As you can tell, I've found your necromancer au, and I'm hooked)

A continuation of this from my necromancer!au. With the skeleton guys in the beginning (something that this Jaskier doesn't remember) it was more lighthearted. And it isn't the first time that corpses start to get reanimated it Jaskiers proximity too, but this time he pulled Aiden out of the afterlife and well- this is more of a warm bodies scenario and he is under Jaskiers thrall, if Jaskier likes it or not. lambert is so not going to be amused

It's so funny whenever anyone implies that lester isn't very capable as if they're not ultra-fit demigods who can have basically instant heal potions and he's Literally Some Guy with So Many Injuries

i just gotta say i really love how they are portraying the very specific type of man that viserys is. which is like, nice enough? and to be clear, i’m not saying he’s nice but that on the surface, he appears to be a very kind and caring man and father but maybe not a great king. but he also does not do anything to buck against the norms of westeros and will do what is most convenient for him because he is afraid and ultimately spineless.

like he loved his wife and cares deeply about her, but also he pressured her through multiple pregnancies and no he did not include her in the choice re:the birth and let her die terrified because he was too spineless to tell her the truth of the situation or include her in the decision he made

and he loved his daughter but not enough to claim her as heir until his brother pissed him off and then to try and do damage control and say he should’ve always seen it and yet after naming her heir he continues to exclude her and belittle her before his council while still eventually cashing in on the fact that he did name her heir (even if he’s not doing any work or putting in any effort to prepare her)

and he’s disturbed at the thought of marrying a 12 year old but also is comfortable regularly meeting with and grooming his 15 year old daughter’s best friend and is unnerved that Laena is being tutored on how to speak to him and persuade him but is willfully ignorant to the possibility that otto holds a similar sway over alicent and also is willfully ignorant to the fact that rhaenyra agreed to the marriage but would genuinely have never felt comfortable with him marrying her best friend

viserys just has this vibe of like “hey he could be worse” and sometimes a vibe that he thinks he’s pretty alright because of that and it can just be very sinister. he’s so spineless.

i don’t know what i’m saying i just feel like it’s a flavor of character thrones hasn’t quite touched on before. and i’m enjoying their take on it and paddy considine is great.

Sometimes I think that even if shanks was asked by buggy for help because of the cross guild he would probably do nothing that useful since mihawk is his other close bond and he wouldn’t want to go against him and I get for some reason kinda sad

Agree to disagree, anon, because this is saying that hypothetically Buggy would ask Shanks for help because of the Cross Guild. A thing that could never happen in a million years and Buggy would rather die than ask Shanks anything. But let's say that Buggy (reluctantly) asks Shanks for help.

There are a lot of outcomes here, tbh, since it's hard for me to picture this situation but-- If Buggy is seriously in a big problem with Cross Guild I think Shanks wouldn't hesitate to help him? He won't kill Mihawk, obviously, but I don't see why Shanks wouldn't fight him if talking doesn't work. They get along but they're still pirates and if Buggy is in actual deadly danger he's going to help him out. I love Shanks and Mihawk too but, like, story-wise and canonically Shanks' bond with Buggy is a lot more crucial and important (as I see it) and I don't see why his bond with Mihawk would affect his decision here, tbh.

It's either that or he sends Beck and goes "haha Buggy how could you say you're in danger??? I trust you can get out of this one alone 🙏🏻 And also I don't wanna go, so here's my first mate to keep an eye on you. Don't stab him, please". And Beck wants to die a little bit because why the hell does he have to do this-

But if Shanks knew Buggy was in real deadly danger, he would help. Also, the fact that Buggy is asking him for help is enough sign of something going extremely wrong, so-

drawing a comic in which Dusknoir is having the worst time of his fucking life

Ughhh just want it to be January already so we can see Dick and Damian interact. Although, Damian is going to be... a cat... but... I'll overlook what I gotta overlook, mkay?

i realized i didn't post this one here wtf lol !!!

best friends in magicant : ]

Misha with Castiel: he worked with an SPN writer to canonize gay Cas and him being in love with Dean (from day one he felt the chemistry with Jensen and always thought destiel would be the logical conclusion).

Misha about Jeremy Bradshaw: when Bridgewater was renewed for a second season the first thing Misha asked the writer Lauren was will his character, Jeremy, be gay or bi. Hetero wasn't even an option in that convo. Turns out Jeremy is ace!

always funny to me when people interpret liushen in a way where lqg idolizes sqq. i just don't think it's true. shen jiu has probably kicked lqg in the dick before and i don't think you can come back from that in any way that matters

i'm seeing people crack jokes about fuuta's reaction to the twitter update so i have the chance to drag out what i'm pretty sure is his official twitter account

We're barely keeping up with these TLSP aknowledgements from Miles & Domino Records

What is this alternate universe. Why now. Why not every other year??? 🧐 Hmmm???? 🧐🧐

why didnt sonic do more stupid comic book speedster bullshit we were ROBBED. like yeah the gag stuff he pulls off crazy stuff like regular faster than light speed travel (dodging natural lightning and running in between raindrops like its nothing, moving fast enough to mismatch his own shadow, and moving faster than the speed gravity can act, a force that is theorized to be lightspeed) but then later, more serious stories hes nerfed soooo bad. like it takes him HALF AN HOUR to get to the top of mt mobius? very likely he can't even do the dumb shit running around the earth thing because he had to be angry and pushed to his limits to just run to the atlantic and back pdq (pretty darn quick). the CLOSEST thing i can think of that he does without external aids such as super emeralds, chaos emeralds, power rings, or super sonic is when he gets through the knothole time barrier by vibrating his molecules or whatever. why didnt we get more of that

ezra: hey, can i get some dating advice?

thrawn: just because i am with eli vanto does not mean i know how i did it.