What's your hcs for john marston in like modern time

oh i am so glad u asked, 26 yr old john in my modern timeline is my mind's pride and joy.

that man is unemployed. he is sooo unemployed but somehow he aaaalways has money 🤨 idk where he's getting it. i like to imagine in modern times in as the adopted son of gay dads dutch and hosea (of course), he is more prepared for fatherhood but also still not bc to counteract the stability i have given him i think it makes sense that he ends up a very ill prepared young father (accidentally got abigail pregnant when they were like 17/18 and were NOT trying lol) but he is a very enthusiastic father, despite his cluelessness. so is he rly unemployed or is he just a stay at home father <3 he spends his time harassing his employed friends and family with jack in tow and loving his girlfriend for buying him a ps5.

rapid fire under the cut!

he has a bunch of yucky awful stick and poke tattoos he did in a very not sterile manner.

classic "he's alive!!!" when he exits his room energy in the living situation do u know what i mean

nerds gummy clusters

fell asleep in dog beds as a kid

"john is a bright student but could apply himself better" kind of student if u know what i mean

(he is neurodivergent)

happy meal enjoyer

it could be projecting but i just think he would have a cannabis dependency. look at him