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spicycowboyhole · 4 months

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taking a shower tomorrow

i didnt get much for christmas this year tbh

im kinda jealouse cuz my siblings got really expensive shit and i got like pretty much just stocking stuffers lol. i guess if i really want something i need to get it myself huh

anyway,, he texts me constantly but also calls me everyday. hes so nice to me it makes me cry. H is nice to me too. when i think about how nice these internet strangers are to me it makes me sad because i feel like im not allowed to be myself and im not accepted at home. im so afraid to be myself here and i dont feel like i fit in but when i talk to the little people in my phone?? they make me feel things? like im not crazy or weird OH MY GOD istg i cry almost everytime i talk to him cuz hes soso nice to me

idk what it is or what i wanna say exactly i kinda just wanna figure out how to word this so ik how to tell my couonselor.

what happened recently was i went to walmart with my dad and like i didnt take a shower or anything cuz we were just going to applebees and walmart and i dont even like applebees so who cares if my hair is fucked up right but when we went to walmart my dad was like you need a makeover cuz ur hair is bad and i kinda took offense honestly cuz i dont like my dad making comments about my appearence like this one time he told me i "need to work on my glamour" like wtf so i told my mom what he said to me at walmart and she AGREED WITH HIM AND SCHEDULED A DAY TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL TO BUY CLOTHES. and then so we went like on firday before christmas and it just kinda made me feel like a child and also like i was neglected when i was an actual child cuz idk i have like a lot of self image issues and i just wear whatever makes me not hate how i look and rn thats big skirt and little shirt but my mom wants me to wear jeans and regular shirt and i just think i look so bad in it. like she wanted me to get 5 outfits at the mall and i was like "so we're just gonna buy 5 pairs of the ssame pants? what if i dont even wear them?" and she said "YOU HAVE TO" so after that i felt kinda belittled? basically like i had no power or say in what im allowed to wear like A KID. BUT when i was an actual kid i would litterally go to school and my shoes would fall apart and i used the same ugly backpack from like 6th til highschool. like i dont understand why my parents suddenly care about how i look? now that im an adult? theyr ebasically saying they dont like how i dress and that upsets me because i feel like im finally able to learn how to express myself with how i dress now that im not inschool and scared of how people might percieve me and theyre judging not just how i look but also me yk

i NEVER got compliments when i was younger. i mean definatelelty not as much as i do now that im not as afraid of being myself. i mean people compliment me on my hair, my outfits, my glasses, my voice.

IM SMART, IM FUNNY, IM SILLY, IM WITTY, IM CUTE, IM PRETTY

IM GOOD

my hwole life everyone would describe me as quiet, shy. i thought i was weird, abnormal, i thought everything i liked was stupid.

i think i just need to get out of here.

its so hard to not hate myself when everyone around me sucks.

again, self image issues, insecurity, shame. when i was younger i used to hide pictures of myself cuz i just thought i looked so ugly and i still do. i'll look at those old pictures and think why would my parents let me go out in public like that? like ive always thought i was only cute as a toddler and then went downhill after that lol. but anyway im working on that by saving pics of myself when i was younger cuz thats me!! and if i were my parent i wouldve been a way better parent than my actual ones. she deserves everything she wants.

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gorbo-longstocking · 2 years

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Could we ask for your headcanon appearance of each monster? How tall are they? Anything specific out of the typical appearance made by the fandom?

OOOO i have no idea tbh uh. hm.

gonna put this under cut because you said monster not skeleton….. whole rq list is getting da treatment >:3 fair warning i have no been super into the aus for very long so idk what constitutes as fandom wide appearance and what doesnt

sans: i dont think i have any hot takes on what he looks like? hes just regular old sans blue hoodie and basket ball shorts. i do think he smells vaguely of cheese whizz though.

papyrus: i cant stop envisioning him in sweaters and i dont know why. like the really dorky ones. the kind of guy to wear ugly christmas sweaters for months. my hot take is he tends to wear the same couple of outfits semi-frequently for months at a time as a comfort thing. his gloves and scarf are ALWAYS apart of the ensemble. the gloves r also for sensory reasons

red: i am OBSESSED with turtleneck wearing red its changed my life. i think about ur near constantly. he doesnt wear his jacket as much as sans maybe? i can also see him wearing jewelry some. if he had ears hed have one pierced. its generally rings and necklaces though. he and esge have shark teeth too like those kinds of sharp teeth but i know thats generally normal. big boneed and has a belly. bc he deserves one

edge: LEATHER ENTHUSIAST. he wears leather pants i think. he also has a purse to carry doomfanger around in (she is wearing a harness) he wears heeled boots which add to his impressive height (6’5) uhh. smells like spices. vaguely of cinnamon. gloves are less for sensory reasons, more he isnt fond of dirt.

blue: wears a bunch of goofy graphic t’s and also his scarf. has a tooth gap and freckles but thats a pretty common interpretation. he wears sneakers and has various silly ones like light ups and heelies. just for a laugh. my hot take is every sans had a tooth gap growing up and only blue didnt get it fixed. he thinks he looks better with it.

stretch: CARGO SHORTS. the many pockets for the many things he finds and picks up. theyre seemingly never endless. hes lanky looking, always slouching and leaning to one side hes never known good posture in his life. talks with his hands.

lord: wears shoes that give him a height boost. also unironically wears designer shit. his gloves are also for sensory reasons like papyrus. instead of shark like teeth he just has very sharp canines. he smells like coffee underneath and OVERWHELMING amount of cologne.

mutt: ALWAYS wearing his jacket youd be hardpressed to get it off of him (only lord can do it wnd even then its still a chore) his boots are furlined and everything he wears is the same texture. he defaults to sweat pants bc jeans r scratchy but he can manage it ok. hes got claws he tries to keep clipped down bc they scratched his phone screen. has a tendency to glare.

g: turtleneck under leather jacket wearer. he smirks more than he smiles. the tallest sans. he and ace take on a thicker set of bones to match gaster. wears docs probably.

ace: argyle enthusiast. very very tall, kind of gangly with glasses and a very sweet smile. his eyes are VERY kind you know the ones where someone smiles and their eyes crinkle up and youre like my god they r the sweetest.

height wise from tallest to shortest: ace (7'2), g (6'7) edge (6'5), papyrus (6'3), mutt (6'1), stretch (6'0), red (5'5), sans (5'3), lord (5'1), blue (5'0)

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gaster: tall, very tall. not really made of bone, it feels kind of boney but its more porcelain like?? holes in his hands and cracks on his face duh. kind of pudgy. like i know hes boney but hes got a dad bod tbh. his smiles kind of on the awkward side even when hes being genuine. he also tends to wear long sleeves.

mercury: eccentric sweater vest kind of guy. wears cordoroy pants and is a few inches shorter than gaster but not much. his missing a tooth in the front of his mouth (he tripped) but it only adds to his character.

epsilon: wears reds and blacks, with deep scars running along his face and also his body. his chest has a nasty one along with a few along his arm and on his back. shoes are snazzy, you can hear them click on the floor and he does it on purpose. intimidating.

height wise from tallest to shortest: epsilon (7'11), gaster (7'6), mercury (7'4)

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toriel: not sure what to say here except toriel in my head is soft shapes. not super curvy just kind of round. mrs clause shaped.

asgore: took the tits in the divorce

rose: a little curvier than toriel. she has the appearance of someone who used to be kind of buff but over time lost that. sharper teeth, thoigh theyre somewhat small and unnoticeable unless shes threatening you. she also has claws.

oleander: HUGE AND BUFF. where rose’s fangs are small his are not and got are they obvious. has black hair as compared to swap and uts blond. huge arms. tends to wear tight fitting plain black shirts. always sneering.

clover: also buff, gotta be buff to hold that trident. she wears flannels and jeans more often than not. shes a bit serious, leaning more towards the tired side. has eye bags that she tries to make less noticable. her horns are bit bigger than uf and ut toriel.

basil: wears glasses like ut toriel, his muscle has turned to fat so he is very soft. has a warm face, welcoming and inviting. hes the smallest of the asgore but hes still pretty damn big.

dahlia: her fangs are not as big as oleanders but much bigger than roses. seems lost in thought and when shes not shes cold and prying. doesnt sneer, she smiles, though its almost too wide and somewhat unsettling. on the off chance her face softens, she looks younger and sweeter. her real laugh sounds kind of like a bell.

hemlock: black hair like oleander although its kind of greasy. he wears cardigans, always mentioning being cold. hes got fangs as well and his eyes are somewhat down turned kind of making him look perpetually miserable. hes the thinnest of all the goats, looking borderline unhealthy.

height wise from tallest to shortest: oleander (8'4), hemlock (8'0), asgore (7'7), dahlia (7'6), clover (7'5), basil (7'4), rose (7'2), toriel (7'2)

#asks #THIS WAS FUN NOT SUPER THOUGHT OUT AND MORE BRAIN DUMP BUT FUN #you wanna ask me about my hc voices you wanna ask me so bad #i have hc voices for everyone 😎#hiwthi related #wwils related #asmgg related #all of these here bc this is their gen appearances in these fics heheh

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wormssss · 4 years

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so. basically. tl;dr i ffuucking hate school it sucks and it doesnt. do ANYTHING but make things worse . anyway.

the schooling system like. it sucks for me specifically in a few ways idk abt anyone else. for starters; neurodivergency literally at all makes it so hard to function in a classroom environment. its so loud? idk if anyone else gets that in their classrooms but you can hear my class of 23~ from the bottom floor of the 3 story building and that’s considered quiet. as well as like, i cannot function in a classroom without my friends? im out at school and like.... everyones.. transphobic obv why wouldnt they be, and its not in like a..any avoidable way. if i sit with the guys they’ll refuse to talk to me and deadname me all period adn if i sit with the girls theyll laugh at me every time i fucking breathe idk, but the school still thinks putting me in a classroom with kids that visibly hate me and see me as a CRINGE ENTERTAINMENT IRONY MACHINE is like a good idea? and a good way for me to make friends? i dont know if its my luck or if they’re deliberately doing it, but, next term for example i have drama and cooking as classes. two of my friends also have cooking ....but they dont have me in their class. they’re together. but im not in their class. im on my own because other than them and the girl who already did cooking these past two terms (so she cant do it next term) i have.... no other friends. so im definitely in a class of complete strangers! and the way they have this school, you have no choice but to work with someone else in a cooking class...... you are paired with someone in the same mini kitchen and its a disaster but i digress.

also, like. school goes for 6 hours. by the time you get home and get changed and get settled, its sunset so you can’t go out and do anything. you can’t go to the park or climb a tree. youre stuck inside. your family is like groggy from work or whatever and doesnt want to talk to you. you have no energy to get online and talk to your friends online. or theyre asleep. so basically at least for me i get... no time to actually talk to my friends, for example i havent had an actual conversation with piper in like... two months i swear. we’ve forgotten how to talk to eachother and that actually goes with all of my friends. by the weekend we’re still awkward because we havent spoken in months so we can’t really even talk. and because of this rigid like, routine you have to have to actually be able to go to school at all (wake up 7. eat. get dressed. go to school. come home. get changed. eat. shower. go to bed. repeat), i actually like.... find myself. forgetting Everything. i dont know what it is about strict routine where i cannot be myself (my school has a strict and ugly uniform), but it makes me ... completely forget everything slowly and my memory decays. my time blindness gets worse to the point where i dont know what month it is on a regular basis and like... i ditch a lot? because of this? maybe if the schedule didnt make me dissociate and forget everything i wouldnt ditch constantly and like. actually go to school. but like my attendance is... im not at school 25% of the time because i physically cannot go every single day and attend to that rigid and exact cycle that doesnt even teach me anything

doesnt even teach me anything? i dont ... learn anything from school. they like. reteach the same meaningless part of a subject every single year. every year in religious studies in october i learn about the rosary and we spend a lot of the period praying the rosary and i like. ok. cool. its a religious school yeah but what am i actually learning from this. and every year in social studies we learn abt the waitangi treaty but the way they teach it is so whitewashed and utopian and its fucked and they teach it the same way every year around the same time. and anzac day. and in math im not going to use any of those skills you teach me, i dont care about algebra or anything because thats not really going to actually help me in my life im an artist for fucks sake teach me about managing my own finances! teach me how to do taxes! teach me how to function in the society i live in! teach me the important things that ill sink under or die without knowing i want to actually know important things but by cramming so many unimportant things in my brain all the time i forget the actual important things, i fucking failed basic addition and subtraction last year, i’ve forgotten division and multiplication past the 10 times table, but i can vaguely read an algebra equasion BUT FUCKING ALGEBRA EQUASIONS WILL NEVER UFCKING GET ME ANYWJERE!!!!! and it makes me so fucking angry i want to learn and function and KNOW

and the way they tightly bundle everyone to being one conforming individual who dresses like everyone else, is at the same intelligence level as everyone else, is a catholic like everyone else, does not question authority as everyone else or does not question themselves like everyone else or think like anyone else OR BE DIFFERENT THAN ANYONE ELSE makes me want to FUCKING THROW UP. there are so many hopes and dreams that i remember watching from primary school to now sink into a hopeless pit of stereotypes and basic conformity, people who used to be nice are suffocated into being horrible people so that theyre liked by their peers or get anny attention from the school at all, guys who used to respect women (god forbid) suddenly becoming horrible to anyone of any slightly different gender identity but you can actually see on their face how weird it is to them, waves of 11-14 year olds getting nose studs that get infected and they’re forced to have them taken out by the school, kids trying to do their makeup to look like SOMEONE to BE AT ALL DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE are put right back in their place and told to take it all off and their parents are called and if youre caught with the wrong jacket your parents are called and youre told youre too poor to wear what the school provides yet THEY DONT EVEN LET YOU WEAR WHAT THE SCHOOL PROVIDES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 70 DOLLAR HOODIE FOR WHEN YOU WONT LET ME WEAR IT WHILE IM SHIVERING I DONT SEE THE POINT OF ENFORCING SUCH TIGHT POINTLESS SMALL BOUNDARIES OF WHAT A PERSON CAN BE WHY IS IT SO LIMITED? are we not allowed to do anything? you cant even have one strip of hair dye yet a teacher can have a full head of bright purple hair what’s that about? you can have antisemetic pins on your senior year blazer jacket but the second you put a pride pin on there youre called to the principals office and asked why youre promoting this to kids

you try a speech on trans rights and they dont even pass you and pretend its because you got over the time limit but you didnt, you timed it yourself for your friends you didnt get over the time limit and you know it but you didnt even place in fourth you placed last out of 6 or 8 and you wonder why that is because every year in the past you soared into first so whats that about???? in my speech i said be yourself and dont be afraid to experiment with your gender lightly and they told me to take it out because its seen as too much and i said what the fuck? that’s the most important part of my speech, i want to promote acceptance in others and the self and they said take it out or you cant present your speech. they actively suffocate any sort of self expression or nonconformity of any sort you have to be a plain cookiecutter boy or girl and thats it you cannot be anything else, for nearly 6 months theyve fought me and my mom about my hair but if anyones being hurt by it its me because it draws more attention to the kid you can call slurs, are you hurt because im actually expressing myself? are you hurt by my little sharp stud earrings and my industrial piercing and the embroidered cuff on my shirt? are you offended by the heart on my belt or the platforms on my school shoes because the last time i checked none of these were illegal things to have at school

this kind of got a lot angrier than i meant to make it but ive been . really angry abt this for the past year idk. i really just wanted to write this because i ahvent spoken to piper properly in months and the way we talk now seems like when we just met but i cannot carry a conversation anymore because school knocked the wind out of me all over again and the sudden inability to talk to any of my friends online makes me want to scream until my lungs give out im so tired

#wormy yelling #long post /#negative /#serious /#emeto /#ask to tag #delete later

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lovebunnie · 5 years

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Do all the asks coward

1. what does your wallet look like?

-i got it as a present from my uncle for christmas and its really expensive but also so ugly im sorry uncle tom. its like that ‘southern fashion’ bullshit that white MAGA moms wear. but it was better than my old wallet, which looks like this and i got when i was 12:

2. favorite color?

- baby pinnk

3. do you own a pride flag, or more than one?

-heres the thing: my parents basically know im not straight but i havent told them. my brother has thought i was a lesbian since freshman year, i have a small pride pin on my backpack, ive never been on a date, its complicated. but no, i dont have one. maybe one day, hopefully.

4. describe your favorite outfit

-black pants, platform doc martens, hoodie under a jean jacket, one clip on earring, and holding my crushes hand :]

5. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter, and what’d she do?

-okay so theres this girl in my theatre class who is really cute, and she put her head on my shoulder and shes pagan so she drew a little sigil on my arm that means “safe and homely” so like :)))))))))))))

6. do you use nail polish?

-i do, i mostly do black tho

7. do you keep organized?

-absolutely. i have things online filed accordingly, i pick out my outfits the day before, my binders are neat, i learned how to army fold my shirts, i keep my shit CLEAN

8. ever take naps?

-only accidentally. ill be laying in bed watching youtube and next thing you know my autoplay has me watching a markiplier video even tho i dont like him and its 4 hours later

9. who was your first crush?

-idk if this is a real person or not so ill do both. my first fake person crush was either troy from high school musical or frankie stein from monster high. and my first real crush was on a boy named dominic in elementary school. i told him i liked him at the end of 5th grade because i thought i was switching schools but then i didnt and we never spoke again.

10. what are your crush tendencies? fall hard or often?

-both both both. i am the worst with crushes. i have crushes all the time because im romantic and a fucking fool. i have 3 crushes off the top of my head rn and i like them all for different reasons. thats not to say that i want to date them, but its that i like them a lot and i kinda wanna kiss their cheek or hold their hand idk

11. describe your ideal day

-play overwatch with my best friend (u gonble >:) ) then hang out with my cat, go get a smoothie, buy some cool shoes or something, take a shower and be asleep by 9 :,)

12. describe your ideal date

-i have stated that build a bear is an amazing first date and im NOT BACKING DOWN. ITS CUTE AS FUCK AND ILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!!

13. whats your favorite food?

-either sushi or strawberries :3c

14. who do you feel most comfortable around?

-my theatre class, people from camp, and gobble

15. what is your favorite compliment to receive?

-i dont have a favorite, any and all are going to make my face go red so i have to cover it and maybe make me cry

16. did you/do you like highschool?

-the first 3 years fucking sucked but senior year has been amazing so far. mostly because i just kinda stopped giving a fuck but its amazing

17. favorite animal?

-i think its cats now. i really like cats

18. do you like your name?

-eh, its okay. its pretty but also it seems like there are 60 million fucking people named grace and its so annoying. i wish it was something more unique idk

19. what kind of weather is your favorite?

-a light rain. no swinging trees or thunder, just lots of rain. its nice to stay inside and feel secure

20. do you believe in horoscopes?

-absolutely not. but theyre fun if you like them

21. tell us about your music taste

-its horrific. to sum it up, my two favorite musicians are the gorillaz and frank sinatra. take from that what you will

22. have you had your first kiss? if so, what was it like?

-i havent had my first kiss yet. gonna be honest, i felt like i was going to, a few times at camp and recently when classes ended. but yeah, nothing yet

23. did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a kid?

-i went thro cycles of favorites. but one ive had for years is a plush shadow the hedgehog from universal studios i got when i was 6. i used to carry him around, even to a pool once

24. what time do you usually wake up and go to bed?

-if you know me, you know i go to bed ridiculously early. i usually get tried at around 6pm and fall asleep between 7:45 and 8:30. and i always wake up before 6 am. i havent slept past 6 am continuously since the end of junior year. please help me

25. what dream trip would you take with your wife?

-maybe to go explore new york, just the two of us that sounds like fun :]

26. do you have any pets?

-i have 2 dogs and a cat. the family owns the dogs but that cat is mine

27. what pair of underwear is your favorite?

-uhhhhhhhhhhh i have some with rainbows that are cool? i dont have favorites, none of them are cute anyway

28. what makes you smile?

-funny jokes make me smile real hard, and if you compliment me at the right time, i kind of pull my legs up and hide my face? its cute and charming i promise

29. what makes you feel heavy?

-in both the physical and metaphorical sense, eating bread

30. what makes you feel better?

-watching bo burnham always makes me feel better, hes my go to whenever im really depressed

31. how do you show your love?

-i show my love in everything i do. everything i do is for love, i love love so much its sickening

32. when is it time to get a haircut?

-whenever u want to lol?

33. where would you live if you could live anywhere?

-maybe san francisco, its beautiful and i love the city

34. do your friends and family take good care of you?

-as much as i allow them to. sometimes i go days without communicating and i know thats annoying but my friends put up with it (they shouldnt have to, i know) and my family is okay. its cliche to say, but they honestly dont understand what im going thro alot of the times, esp with my anxiety and shit

35. have you always used the labels you use now?

-back in the beginning of highschool, i used they/them pronouns and identified as asexual/aromantic. eventually, it didnt feel right, so i know identify as cis and bisexual and that feels right to me

36. what makes you laugh?

-my friends, when people shit talk gobble and i in overwatch even tho???? we didnt know him?????? and the mcelroys always get me

37. who is your favorite fictional character?

-too many options, see list here

38. who do yo admire?

-my father when hes not threatening to throw my phone into a fucking lake and my friends for putting up with me

39. describe yourself in three words

-i am baby

40. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

-usually about 45 min, more or less as each day goes

41. what do you wish you could tell your younger self?

-listen: STOP GIVING A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN, BE YOURSELF. STOP HIDING AND BEING SCARED OF YOURSELF, BE GENUINE!!!!

42. what would you do if you win the lottery?

-get my parents settled, see about other family members, and then distribute the money to charities accordingly, starting with flint and getting them water

43. would you call yourself a romantic?

-yes

44. what is your gayest childhood memory?

-my mom had cosmos magazines

45. do you have tattoos or want any?

-i dont have any tattoos but ive been obsessed with them since the 6th grade. id love to get tattoos, i just dont know what or where and also im afraid of pain

46. whats your worst habit?

-either biting my thumbs, starving myself, or ghosting my friends. prob ghosting my friends

47. what are you proud of?

-i guess coming out of my shell finally? idk, i actually have friends now and it feels amazing tbh. im in 5 group chats now. i havent been in a group chat since 6th grade. :))))))

48. did you know that youre actually a gift to the world, for real?

-hi i love you?

49. whats your favorite memory?

-there are so so many. but what comes to mind first is our dance night at camp where we all stood outside and i finally gave ian my tumblr and we all ran inside to dance to mr. brightside then ran outside again and we requested nightcore and rivers was fucking dancing their hearts out and we all sang along and im going to crying just typing this out

50. do you have a sweet tooth?

-i guess so. too much makes me feel like shit but i do really enjoy smarties

51. what do you like most about yourself?

-this is dumb, but my sense of style. since i got a job ive been wearing shit i actually like and its amazing. ill admit i have cool clothes

52. what makes you fall for a girl?

-besides acknowledging me, probably getting to know me and not like, putting me on a pedestal. idk its weird, ive met a lot of people this year who like to place me so high it feels like i cant make a mistake around them without disappointing them. idk, i want someone to call me out on my bullshit instead of assuring me im okay. i want to know what i do wrong so i can fix it

53. make a recommendation

-for what? uhh okay for music, listen to ‘clay pigeons’ by michael cera (yes i know michael cera) and for television, watch bojack horseman and for movies, watch the docuseries called ‘7 days out’ on netflix

54. have you ever had your heart broken?

-yeah, when i broke up with maddy because we werent ready to date. i cared and continue to care about her and i didnt want to hurt her but i knew its what we both needed. its what i needed, atleast. and i cant be a good girlfriend if i feel like im doing badly. but also ive had friends break my heart and family break my heart. but im okay now, this heart is ready to be broken again

55. when do you feel most yourself?

-def when i was at camp, that place is magical in the way it allows you to be yourself. but also when i talk to gobble because hes my best friend and when im at college, we can talk more and its gonna be dope as shit

56. name a gorgeous celeb

-jake gyllenhaal jake gyllenhaal jake gyllenhaal

57. what are some of your favorite songs this week?

-fake happy by paramore, im not okay (i promise) by my chemical romance, tomorrow comes today by gorillaz

58. tell us 2 or your biggest hopes and fears

-biggest hopes: i publish a book someday & i get a job doing something i love

-biggest fears: i end up homeless and broke & something horrific happens in college

59. what flavor chapstick/lipbalm is the best?

-raspberry i guess

60. are you okay?

-i answered a lot more honestly then i shouldve for some of these and i start new classes tomorrow so im feeling really anxious so im doing alright i guess.

gobble you test me but i do love you

#g0bbleb0ners #that took 90 minutes #also i got kinda real here.... :////////#whatever no one reads these things anyway

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justintimbershit · 7 years

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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)

4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol

7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont

11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?

13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers

17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight

18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe

19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any

21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope

23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually

24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin

36: Define Art.something someone creates

37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do

38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think

39: What time is it?9:41 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both

41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous

43: Do you have any nicknames?jules

44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books

48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk

50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while

52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol

55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone

56: In a relationship?no lol

57: How many relationships have you had?zero

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that

59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed

62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf

64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr

66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness

77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this

80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“

82: What is your favourite word?fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol

84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise

87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently

98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards

#questions

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all the odd numbers biatch

Bro……1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? minecraft parodies on youtube3. what color are your eyes? like blueish greyish greenish5. what is your relationship status? single as shit its a mess7. what color hair do you have? its dyed dark purple rn but it kinda faded so it looks reddish in the light and also i have long ass red roots9. where do you shop? the goodwill in my neighborhood aka the best one in either city11. favorite social media account: honestly theyre all bad13. any siblings? yeah a younger sister shes p chill15. favorite snapchat filter? none im ugly17. how many times a week do you shower? …………………….as many times as i have the energy to which is usually……..not a lot19. shoe size? 10.5 in womens, like a 9 in dudes, 41 in european i think21. sandals or sneakers? sandals im not a jock 23. describe your dream date: having 125. what color socks are you wearing? black cuz im edgyy27. do you have a job? what do you do? kinda??? if i do its like cashier/hosting/bussing stuff29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? idk my memories shitty 31. 3 favorite boy names: 1. Adrian 2. any one that can have a feminine nickname (like stephan/steph or angelo/aggie, etc)33. favorite actor? curtis armstrong cuz idk35. who is your celebrity crush? tbh…………..brian molko37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i used to read a ton when i was a kid but i dont much anymore, i like the book i just read for english tho it was the miseducation of cameron post39. do you have a nickname? what is it? other than ones my parents call me the only one i have is lipstick larry shoutout to some kids who were on a school trip to the same place as me 41. top 10 favorite songs: idk so 10 songs i like rn in no particular order are 1. six pack by black flag 2. placebo’s cover of bigmouth strikes again 3. I pulled my helmet on by zolar x 4. bill and teds homosexual adventure by pansy division 5. i know by placebo 6. you’re not a kid anymore, you deliver my mail by 4th curtis 7. goo goo muck by whoever actually wrote it 8. life of pain by black flag 9. slave to the wage by placebo 10. james bondage by pansy division43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) a mess45. how many kids do you want? ZERO!!!47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) i guess average? ive only ever lived in 3 different houses and they were all pretty much the same size so i dont really have a frame of reference49. what was the last compliment you received? my mom said my project for school was good lol51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? i actually have no idea53. opinion on smoking? i think its fine as long as u know the health impacts and u arent a dick about it, idk55. what is your dream job? having one57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yesss59. do you smile for pictures? kinda idk61. have you ever peed in the woods? yeah tbh63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? idk65. what do you wear to bed? honestly, a sweatshirt and pajama pants and socks its Cold67. what are your hobbies? idk watching movies, i used 2 draw and do embroidery but i dont really lately69. do you play an instrument? not really71. tea or coffee? coffee73. do you want to get married? not really75. are you going to change your last name when you get married? idk 77. do you miss anyone right now? yeah my best friend cuz hes gone all week for a trip and he doesnt have his phone either so its tragic79. do you believe in ghosts? probably idk81. last person you called` my dad83. regular oreos or golden oreos? peeps oreos85. what shirt are you wearing? a tanktop that says spooky on it in sequins that i found at goodwill 87. are you outgoing or shy? im bad at making friends but im annoying 2 the friends i do have so idk89. do you like your neighbors? i dont dislike them91. have you ever been high? nah93. last thing you ate? sum potatoes95. summer or winter? summer97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk im a weak bitch99. what is your zodiac sign: gemini sun taurus moon and pisces rising

#thanks dude #this is so long lmao #ask meme #long post #syntheticperson

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audreils · 7 years

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three tag games under, i’m tagging: @sirien @ronanlynhh @katiebells @kevcnday @bilourry @roseputa @esnysingle @noahsweetwne @jeanmoreos @fcyre @gansaey @sxofcrows @gayneil @mathiashevlr @andreil69 @patrioclus @alekzandermorozova (u can any/all u want, or not do them lmao)

tagged by the loml @axdreil

rules: answer the questions & ask 11 of your own

1. favourite piece of fiction all for the game or harry potter, hands down. theyre both so so imoprtant to me holy hell

2. if u could live in any fictional world which would it be? why? definitely harry potter. i wanna be able to do magic bc im a lazy fucker and also i’d love to fuck w purebloods with muggle stuff

3. what was ur childhood anthem (or just ur fave song/band growing up) okay no one’s gonna know this bc i lived in pakistan but it was this song

4. favourite moment from aftg all of them djkgag there’s so many how do i pick one?? but one of the more underrated ones has gotta be when neil calls matt from columbia and matt is ready to fucking kill andrew

5. favourite ice cream chocolate chip bc im borin and love chocolate sm

6. favourite pun im not punny can u believ im just accidentally funny

7. where would u like to travel to see u :~) @axdreil

8. whats ur go-to feel good film/show/book/song/anything one direction lmao i watch their interviews and video diaries or just listen to their entire discography

9. favourite season autumn!!!!!!!!!!1 9. on a scale of 1-10 how much do u love neil josten its way past a 10 im literally matt boyd 9. talk about something u love harry styles. i love him sooo much he’s gotten thru some tough times and he just makes me wanna be a better person. he’s been dragged thru the mud by the media so many times and at the beginning he let it get to him but i’ve seen him grow and mature into a beautiful person who is unapologetically and authentically himself and tbh thats who i wanna be when i grow up i wanna stay true to myself and to others and stay as kind as he is

my quesions

favorite part of ur day

best thing about ur best friend

advice you’d give to your 10 yrs old self

tell me a joke

favortie subject in school and why

what’s the closest thing on ur left rn

where did u last go on vacation

talk abt the best teacher you had

favourite song/artist

would u go to the moon if u could

u can meet one person living/dead. who is it and why

i was tagged by @glitterghxst terrible lmao anyway,,,

Are you named after someone? yes i am and im v happy with it

When was the last time you cried? last night lmao

Do you like your handwriting? depends on how it looks thers 67538975 variations

What is your favourite lunch meat? i?? dnt assign times to food i’ll eat whatever th fuck i want whenver i want

Do you have kids? i am almost 19 yrs im a kid myslef

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? no im annoying as fuc

Do you use sarcasm? sarcasm? who is she never heard of her

Do you still have your tonsils? i havent had them taken out so i guess yes

Would you bungee jump? fuck yea if my mom let me

What is your favourite kind of cereal? cookie crisp

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? i am Lazy

Do you think you’re a strong person? lol

What is your favourite ice cream? chocolate chip

What is the first thing you notice about people? i dont fuckin know ,, maybe their choice or the way they hold themselves

What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? my whole entire face and my hands? ugli

What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? burnt orangey pants and no shoes

What are you listening to right now? castle by halsey at this second, i’ve got my spotify on shuffle

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? idk???? maybe beige idk man crayons have weird names

Favourite smell? this is hella specific but the perfume my elementary school principal wore

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my lil bro

Favourite sport to watch? whats a sport

Hair colour? black

Eye colour? brown

Do you wear contacts? no i would die beore i wear contacts again

Favourite food to eat? what else do u do with food? idk which tho

Scary movies or comedy? either is fine tbh

Last movie you watched? i,,,,,, cnat remmebr

What color of shirt are you wearing? purple

Summer or winter? neitehr

Hugs or kisses? hugs or forehead kisses IF im in the mood plss dont touch me otherwise

What book are you currently reading? NOTHING bc im fucking depressd and cant focus on a single damn thing for longer than 5 seconds

Who do you miss right now? my friedns and my aunt

What is on your mouse pad? its 2017 i have a laptop

What is the last TV program you watched? the vampre diaries bc im trash

What is the best sound? the sound of peace and quiet

Rolling stones or The Beatles? idc for either tbh oops but rolling stones i guess

What is the furthest you have ever travelled? america i guess? bc i came frm pakistan

Do you have a special talent? surviving everyday i guess and negletcing every single responsibility. also being able to recognize a 1d song anywhere anytime as soon as it starts playing no matter how faint

Where were you born? rawalpindi, pakistan.., i miss it

tagged by @neljostns. ty bbe!!

what fictional character do you relate to most? honestly, probably either sana bakkoush or andrew minyard, and they’re both vastly diferent i realize that but they capture both of my extremes and i’d die for them

favorite song atm: sign of the time by harry styles listen to it here

3 favorite films: kill your darlings, all the hp movies, titanic

3 favorite tv shows: b99, and the get down, skam

favorite school subject: english & psychology

what book(s) impacted you most: aftg, soc, vampire academy

what was your blog originally about and what is it about now? my main was originally 100% 1d; over the years it had 1d, 5sos, little mix, marvel, literally everything. now its back to 99% 1d. this one was a saved url for a while i only started really using it in like,,, august? of 2*16 i think

what is something you’re looking forward to? may 12!!!!!!!!!! harry styles releases his debut self-titled album get it here

favorite food? idk tbh,, maybe biryani

3 things you like about yourself: my sense of humor, my ability to give zero fucks, my taste in music

#this took sooo long hsdgshf #challenges

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fabledtactician · 7 years

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got tagged by @norwidki that asshole im supposed to study but lbr ill do anything to avoid it B^)

[Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you are finished tag 5 people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!]

1. Are you named after someone?

nope im named after marzipan lol

2. When was the last time you cried?

WHEN I FINISHED FFXV BOY THE TEARS WERE COUNTLESS

3. Do you like your handwriting?

when i try it looks kinds nice but my letters always slip up and down i cant write in a nice straight line, also the thing is, i rarely even try so usually its just an ugly mess

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

what the fuck is lunch meat anyway my fav meat is chicken

5. Do you have kids?

yes i have a cat her name is seven and shes a lil shit but i LOVE her

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

see thats a tricky question bc on one hand WOW finally someone who understands me almost 100% but on the other hand. im a shit friend as is and im p sure i would annoy the living shit out of me so. probably not

7. Do you use sarcasm?

BOY DO I :) even my mom keeps calling me out on that

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

uhhhhh yeah

9. Would you bungee jump?

probably not, if it wasnt upside down id consider it but im too poor anyway

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal?

corn flakes

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

NEVER unless theyre like tight ass sneakers that wont come off if i dont, but usually i wear big comfy shoes that just slide right off, or zipped boots so no problem with laces here

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

lmao no, neither physically nor emotionally nor any other way tbh im a limp noodle and my heart is glass

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla or chocolate chip

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?

hair and sometimes overall aesthetic or shape idk if it makes sense??? anyway i dont remember faces until ive met a person 10+ times so i usually go by hair which is. hell

15. Red or pink?

ehhhhhhh both are okay but not rly my faves

16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

i think my face doesnt rly match the rest of my body like i look in the mirror and its just my face? NICE when its everything but my face? DAMN NIIICE but combined?? it looks weird its kinda like a mismatched dressup doll

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

my cool ass edgy grey pants and big beige fluffy xmas slippers, theyre so warm and comfy, ideal for this shit winter

18. What was the last thing you ate?

scrambled eggs with sausage and a sandwich, finally a fancy breakfast on saturday

19. What are your listening to right now?

FFXV OST WHAT ELSE

20. If you were a crayon what color would you be?

teal

21. Favorite smell?

fresh laundry and pool chlorine

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my dad called yesterday

23. Favorite sport to watch?

figure skating obviously, the only sport i actually watch

24. Hair color?

brown, i still have a greenish tuft on the side from the time i dyed my hair

25. Eye color?

brown

26. Do you wear contacts?

i wear glasses tho i can still see p well without them

27. Favorite food to eat?

noodles, chicken, fried veggies, some cool sauce, lots of spices

28. Scary movies or comedy?

i dont like either, i mean i sure like to laugh but most of comedies are.... uhhhhh not rly funny theyre embarrassing to watch

tho i gotta say i watched the shining with friends on halloween and it was hilarious so yeah scary movies sure are fun

29. Last movie you watched?

........barbie fairytopia trilogy, dont even ask

30. What color shirt are you wearing?

i think its some greenish brown, im not sure, what am i, an art student? NOT ANYMORE HA

31. Summer or winter?

SUMMER ALL THE WAY, FUCK WINTER, WINTER NEEDS TO DIE

32. Hugs or kisses?

uhhh hugs, and even that has to be very specific, like, a hello or goodbye hug is VERY GOOD, excited tight hug is GREAT, huggin while lying down is nice but very uncomfy for longer then a few minutes, rest is kinda ehh

33. What book are you currently reading?

me? BOOKS? lol

34. Who do you miss right now?

ehh no one really

35. What is on your mouse pad?

i have a shitty bootleg star wars mousepad that i won on some convention, my mom stole my nice one with a turtle

36. What is the last TV program you watched?

i dont remember, i think we watched some music channel on new years? AND THERE WAS RICKROLL

37. What is the best sound?

ENTIRE ORCHESTRA PLAYING SOME LIT TRACK and well a sound of a cat chewing on wet food is oddly satisfying

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

beatles, theyre fun to sing along to, especially when youre studying and want to die

39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

madrid on a school trip, ill prolly never travel any further bc im broke and i hate moving my ass someplace i dont know

40. Do you have a special talent?

uhhhh idk i draw fast???? doesnt mean its good quality but. well fast

41. Where were you born?

cracow a pretty city, tho polluted beyond measures, literally

ok that it idk who do tag JUST DO IT

#smokin pot and oregano #EHHHHHH I DONT WANNA STUDY

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wildflip · 7 years

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who still does ask memes

lol i do

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify til im die

is your room messy or clean? rn it's as clean as its been in like 3 weeks cause i finally had time to do laundy bless

what color are your eyes? brn

do you like your name? why? i used to dislike it a lot cause my sister said it was really ugly but it's rad and gives me my strongest sense of personal identity gg

what is your relationship status? dying

describe your personality in 3 words or less *whomst *this *fraud

what color hair do you have? brn

what kind of car do you drive? color? white mazda 3 sedan i luv her :^)

where do you shop? idk for what

how would you describe your style? delicious thot ft frumpy skater

favorite social media account i like the hell site

what size bed do you have? kween

any siblings? older brother older sister

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? toronto heart eyes

favorite snapchat filter? i just like that blue-y one that makes ur eyes bigger

favorite makeup brand(s) i buy drugstore lipstick and like... nothing else gg

how many times a week do you shower? at least 5 or i die

favorite tv show? i'm only watching the walking dead rn so that i guess the get down was .... so good tho

shoe size? 10 bruh

how tall are you? 5'10 or sth

sandals or sneakers? im a birks man now that theres no snow

do you go to the gym? not rn boo

describe your dream date My dream date? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? my wallets downstairs but i have like $10 in change and $2 american

what color socks are you wearing? >socks

how many pillows do you sleep with? 4 but that's........not enough give me like 10

do you have a job? what do you do? i'm an artist also i work at a grocery store oh no

how many friends do you have? idk a bunch i love my friends

whats the worst thing you have ever done? :um:

whats your favorite candle scent? coffee bean

3 favorite boy names -aaron -teddy -adam

3 favorite girl names -betty -roxanne -sidney

favorite actor? shrug

favorite actress? suhrrg

who is your celebrity crush? id smash john cusack

favorite movie? man i love rent

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? my favourite book is always the last one i read so the raven cycle is fun

money or brains? #whynotboth

do you have a nickname? what is it? brn

how many times have you been to the hospital? uhh like maybe 6

top 10 favorite songs man, idk here are the last 10 i listened to -kokopelli face tattoo - ajj -dancing in the moonlight - toploader -feel it still - portuagal. the man -cadillac - miguel -stella - all time low -last night - motion city soundtrack -we do it different on the west coast - the mountain goats -love stuck - mother mother -she - green day -let's run away - matt and kim

do you take any medications daily? nah

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) combo

what is your biggest fear? a mix of never having any sort of independence and being all alone! fuk

how many kids do you want? i don't tbh

whats your go to hair style? lesbian soul rebel who needs a haircut

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) it's lorge but outdated

who is your role model? i have idols not necessarily role models idk

what was the last compliment you received? someone at work said i make their entire life bearable and i was like tf thanks

what was the last text you sent? i don't work there but thx

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? when i was ..6 i lost a tooth and my mum didnt have change so she left me a $20 with a note saying to "share it with your mom so she can get coffee in the morning" from the tooth fairy and it #allcametogether

what is your dream car? camaros are sexy 69 camaros are so sexy

opinion on smoking? it's 2017 are we not past this yet u lit smell so bad smoke weed like an adult

do you go to college? lol

what is your dream job? i wanna fuckin make sports graphics lol

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? urban papi

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? ya

do you have freckles? only when its real sunny out

do you smile for pictures? lol sometimes i goof too much

how many pictures do you have on your phone? idk like 10 this phone is so new

have you ever peed in the woods? uhhhh technically

do you still watch cartoons? not rly nostalgia is fun sometimes tho

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? ive never had wendys nugs

Favorite dipping sauce? sweet and sour

what do you wear to bed? shorts and a hoodie or like nothing idk sometimes ur naked sometimes ur not..depends

have you ever won a spelling bee? one time i lost cause i couldnt spell chocolate gg

what are your hobbies? are u attempting to know me

can you draw? yea boi

do you play an instrument? i can still sorta drom i know how to sorta play a bunch of instruments shrug

what was the last concert you saw? ummm live music fest w little bands idk

tea or coffee? i'm a tea boy now i'm not rugged anymore

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? i've never had dunkin donuts

do you want to get married? yea :^)

what is your crush’s first and last initial? br

are you going to change your last name when you get married? idk maybe but hoo know

what color looks best on you? i look good in light blu

do you miss anyone right now? not particularly

do you sleep with your door open or closed? that shits closed

do you believe in ghosts? no lol

what is your biggest pet peeve? the sound of people.. picking at their nails... makes me want to die

last person you called? papito

favorite ice cream flavor? chocolateeee

regular oreos or golden oreos? if you like golden oreos i don't like you

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? depenz on what theyre on boi

what shirt are you wearing? a fall out boy hoodie lol

what is your phone background? it's still the default bg it's like a wave or sth but #artistic

are you outgoing or shy? shoutgoing

do you like it when people play with your hair? i can't stand when people play with my hair

do you like your neighbors? i don't know my neighbours tbh whomst

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? both usually baby wipe that bihhh

have you ever been high? nah

have you ever been drunk? yah

last thing you ate? chickpeas like right from a can

favorite lyrics right now i'm really fixated on the lyric all somersaults through so-called art 'cause if that aint me #what is

summer or winter? sumber

day or night? day man

dark, milk, or white chocolate? dark choccy

favorite month? juillet

what is your zodiac sign leoooo

who was the last person you cried in front of? i don't remember the last time i cried probaby my old therapist lol

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as payback you gotta do aLL ONE HUNDRED UNUSUAL ASKS

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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?Spotify. always

is your room messy or clean?clean !!!! i cleaned yesterday

what color are your eyes?green to me but some ppl say hazel but i think theyre green

do you like your name? why?sometimes as a kid i always HATED my name because i think its ugly and i still do but now i just care less

what is your relationship status?i have a real cute gf

describe your personality in 3 words or lessbad jokes

what color hair do you have?red/orange depends who u ask

what kind of car do you drive? color?2004 Nissan Pathfinder in maroon shes old but shes a trooper

where do you shop?like everywhere

how would you describe your style?my ideal style is 1970′s wannabe but ive been through so many phases its all just a hodgepodge of vintage-esque, hippy, jeans and t-shirt, lace and who the fuck knows what else.

favorite social media account/this hellsite

what size bed do you have? i have a twin bed but fun fact i used to have a full but because i dont move while sleeping i got a twin bed and i still only use half of it

any siblings?one sis

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?sitges, spain, in an old apartment with only necessary renovations. i love sitges.

favorite snapchat filter?hmmmmm idk

favorite makeup brand(s)i really like smashbox?

how many times a week do you shower?usually 4 or 5

favorite tv show?parks and rec or ahs

shoe size?7 or 7.5

how tall are you?5′ 2″ :/

sandals or sneakers? well i love my adidas so sneakers

do you go to the gym? no

describe your dream datei dont kno

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?a crisp $20

what color socks are you wearing? none

how many pillows do you sleep with?one or none like beneath my head but i actually have like nine

do you have a job? what do you do? i dont have a job :(

how many friends do you have? i dont know

whats the worst thing you have ever done? i cut some of my sisters finger off on accident

whats your favorite candle scent? hmmmmm i really like vanilla candles but i didn’t used to until i bought this woodburning in like december and now i have three but i also love lavender

3 favorite boy namesmario, luigi, bowser

3 favorite girl namesmario, luigi, bowser

favorite actor? chris pratt probably boy do i love that man

favorite actress? hmm i love carrie fisher but i also love sarah paulson

who is your celebrity crush?sarah paulson

favorite movie? fried green tomatoes, but im a cheerleader, and vacation

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i dont but my fave book is fried green tomatoes

money or brains? what is this even asking? like, which would i rather have or which do i look for in a person or what? keep me posted

do you have a nickname? what is it? i have ten billion reesie, reese a roni, reese-otto, deace, reeses pieces (which i do not condone)

how many times have you been to the hospital?the one time i was born

top 10 favorite songsSHIT okay. 1. your protector by fleet foxes2. talking in code by margot and the nuclear so and sos3. on a freezing chicago street by margot and the nuclear so and sos4. the chain by fleetwood mac5. storms by fleetwood mac6. peacekeeper by fleetwood mac7. tusk by fleetwood mac8. otherside by rhcp9. narc by interpol 10. nara by alt-j

do you take any medications daily? not anymore

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)dry i think ? idk i moisturize now so

what is your biggest fear? well, if we’re not going too deep here, the ocean. if we are, rejection

how many kids do you want? ZERO

whats your go to hair style?curled and parted down the middle

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) its big i think

who is your role model? tbh i dont know

what was the last compliment you received?my gf said i’m cute

what was the last text you sent?“omggg” god im so dull

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?like nine

what is your dream car? one that has good gas mileage and isn’t too low to the ground

opinion on smoking?tbh my parents smoke and my whole family does too so i find it strangely comforting even tho i dont do it myself and i like the smell

do you go to college? not yet

what is your dream job? journalist or something involved with film (costume casting etc)

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? ive lived in rural areas almost my whole life and i miss it so that but id live in the city over everything

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? i don’t but my mom does

do you have freckles? yeah a fucken million of em

do you smile for pictures?yes i do

how many pictures do you have on your phone?over 1000

have you ever peed in the woods? yes i have

do you still watch cartoons? i watched sponebob this morning

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?i think mcdonalds

Favorite dipping sauce? i don’t dip that much

what do you wear to bed? usually a sweatshirt and no pants

have you ever won a spelling bee?ive never even been in one

what are your hobbies?tbh i dont have any

can you draw? i CAN draw just not well

do you play an instrument?i play the guitar and i can still remember hot cross buns on recorder

what was the last concert you saw? imagine dragons in 2014

tea or coffee?recently its been tea but i go back and fourth

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?ive never been to dunkin donuts

do you want to get married?im 17 i dont know

what is your crush’s first and last initial?RC (this question makes me uncomfortable and i dont even know why)

are you going to change your last name when you get married? im literlaly 17

what color looks best on you? blue probaby?

do you miss anyone right now? yeha a lot of ppl

do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed

do you believe in ghosts?of course i do

what is your biggest pet peeve? i have so many i really hate it when my sister takes my clothes though

last person you called`my gf

favorite ice cream flavor? cookie dough

regular oreos or golden oreos?i like em both

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow is this even a question

what shirt are you wearing?a sweatshirt from my old high school

what is your phone background?scary terry

are you outgoing or shy?i think i can be both it depends on the person

do you like it when people play with your hair?it depends on the person usually yes

do you like your neighbors? yes !

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?i wash it in the morning usually sometimes at night

have you ever been high?yes

have you ever been drunk? yes

last thing you ate? some weird bar my neighbor made

favorite lyrics right nowthis entire song tbh

On a freezing Chicago street we shook Your hands were trembling from all those pills you took And we got drunk on cheap red wine in a paper cup And I was barely awake when you got home And climbed yourself into bed wearing cheap perfume And Sarah screamed your every breath is a gift If you weren't so selfish than you might want to live So if your lover should leave don't get too sad And don't compose epic poems to win her back Cause when your bird has flown, she'll never return home Though all your life you'll wait she never will return

summer or winter?summer!!

day or night? night!!!

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk!!

favorite month? october. my birthday and fall and halloween

what is your zodiac signlibra !

who was the last person you cried in front of? i dont kno holy fuck that took an hour

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