#also explaine how she married young and had kids young and abandoned them at donalds house after their sent their dad to the hospital | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

marioyuri · 2 years

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Actually does daffy even have a father. I know he mentions his mom and calls her mother mallard or whatever and that in the looney tunes show he has a grandma and also mentioned how his parents fought until he left the house (probably divorced) and in the daffy comics he has a sister and a nephew which also shows up in the looney tunes shorts but sometimes hes depicted as an orphan or that his mom abandoned him for being ugly. Obviously none of this is consistent bc its looney tunes and they just play roles needed for the joke but i think it would be fun to figure out a constant just for the hell of it. We know daffys divorced with several women and has about 40 kids too

#im gonna say his parents divorced when he was born and his mom kicked him out of the house for being a disappointment but his sister still #loved him and helped him #seems like a decent recap of everything #stayed a bit at his grandmas and then his sisters and then he got married young because he was desperate and then had kids got divorced #most or his wives in the shorts were fucking horrible pieces of shit but his first wife was good :)#but since the majority sucked this wife has to suck sorry #or we can go with the don rosa comic and make that wife della duck who tbh sucked also so #also explaine how she married young and had kids young and abandoned them at donalds house after their sent their dad to the hospital #like u know daffys acme statch dynamite kids prank goes wrong hes hospitalised della goes this is fucking insane and realises she isnt fit #to be a mom especially to insane people #also the marriage sucked so she takes this opportunity to run away and live her pilot dreams or whatever #> daffy is probably deemed unfit to keep custody of kids so donald gets it full #etc etc #literally writes itself #also idk how the law works but daffy has been like called clinically insane since his first appearance (or 2nd i forgot)#overall hes lost custody of his kids whenever he wanted to or not #and i think its worth pointing out that despite his piece of shit behaviour in every short hes loved his kids very much #he has protested about his wives wanting more kids but most of the time yhose wives were dogshit people and that he couldnt afford another #and i mean piece of shot women who made him have well over 10 kids even if he didny want it u know i think he’s justified for once #he’s suprisingly well adjusted and morally correct as a father ? despite his flaws #like his wrongs revolving kids were mostly being so worried that his babies didnt hatch he started drinking and then went to save his baby #from hawks while drunk and won #gheres also doing magic tricks with an egg and accidentally losing it so his wife was gonna divorce him for it RIGHTFULLY SO #and he gets so overly depressed about losing his kid and his wife leaving him that his only defence in court was begging dor another chance #to find his child which he does! and the divorce is cancelled #also the entier comicwith his nephew. hes so fucking kind despite the kid fucking up his whole house #he does get mad st the end though but they work it out #the one where he and a crocodile father fight bc hid egg fell in their nest and they each thought the other tried to steal their baby #i was genuinely surprised at how good a dad hes been ????#daffy duck

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