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will80sbyers · 1 month
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3 BODY PROBLEM (2024)
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Was Ishmael always your favorite from day one, or did Canto 5 swing things in her direction?
So, she wasn't like, my favorite favorite day 1, but I did have a higher opinion of her compared to the rest of the cast (barring Ryoshu and Sinclair as food name oomf was making propaganda about them like a madman), her initial demeanor also gained her extra points because I generally gravitate towards characters that Actually Respect The MC/PC i won't say no to unhinged characters can we at least pretend to be civil during work hours and not treat me like a dog? It makes me sad :(
And then Canto V dropped.
Normally, this wouldn't be. That Big of a deal, if it was in literally any other position I'd just go "oh cool, so that's what happened" and moved on.
Problem: there was probably at least 20 different sleeper agents in my brain. And all of them involved Azur Lane
(Context for confused LCB moots: Azur Lane is Arknights' weirder, hornier cousin set somewhere in a WW2-adjacent period where all of your units are warships given human form known as Shipgirls (official term: KAN-SEN) and you fight against a robotic menace known as the Sirens)
(Editing Apple: putting this under cut because... oh lird. It's long.)
I had this like, entire ramble I wanted to go off on but at some point I didn't know where to take it lmao, but the basic idea is the following:
I got into Azur Lane last year because of spite and (eldritch-ish) pirates (Hello Royal Fortune!)
Got dragged into lore rabbit hole
Got convinced to read eldritch apocalypse fanfiction of Azur Lane (Whispers of Saturn)
Loved the fanfic a lot, started making Pirate shipgirl ocs based off the fic's concept (eldritch creachurr)
First iteration of Whaleship Essex created; whale-like mermaid-siren figure who has albinism and is a little Too trigger happy with whale murder
Made her look like Ishmael LCB because haha funny reference
Devs went fuckshit crazy with the anniversary event; Marco Polo was raining the wrath of God (who, to the surprise of absolutely nobody, was a false god), the god in question was fucking up the world with a weird white membrane (which, now that I think about it, kinda acted like pallidification), the french were getting back together, everything is great
I try to add the false god(s) into the lore timeline of my Azur Lane shit, cue updates happening to Whaleship Essex where she's the only survivor of her group and knows that someone else also survived but blames them for not being able to Do Something about it
New Pirate event happens
Devs stole 2 of my OCs and made them canon (hi, Hind; hi, Galley) and they also happen to be close to Whaleship Essex while they were my OCs
I work around what the Devs have given me and decide that they're in a state of kinda died-but-not-really (long story)
(Note that I came up with all this oc stuff around like. November or something.)
Overall my hype for The Sea™ and eldritch horrors have reached an all time high
Canto V releases; I learn about it while trying to make a Limbus AU for Murder Drones
I decide to check it out because. Water.
Doomed sailor yuri
"Holy fucking shit did I just predict Canto V with my OC that's completely unrelated in every way except for the fact that she looks A Lot like Ishmael???? What?????"
Present time; I have been stuck in the Limbus hole ever since (and apparently my brain has delusionally stuck itself onto our favorite ginger sailor so uh. hi fellow ishmael irls!)
Sooooo... yeah
Basically we wouldn't be here if the stars didn't align at Halloween 2022 and Manjuu + Yostar gave the AL fans someone who isn't a pirate
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usermarquez · 1 month
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Pls share more goated thought on Pol x Marc
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*cracks knuckles* *wiggles fingers* HERE we go…..
BASICALLY, marc and pol are an acquired taste because it only makes sense if you lean in on the silliness that are marc and pol as an individual and together. forget marc cold-blooded racing attitude, marco polo is about treating marc (and pol) as a bunch of silly people who grew up together in a brutal environment that is professional racing.
under the cut AGAIN bc i'm rambling.....
pol said that he used to beat marc a lot on track growing up and marc probably spent a lot of time looking at pol as a standard to reach and overcome (ik he's like dani is my reference growing up yeah not a lie but pls you wanted to beat pol lmao) ALSO marc always goes on about your teammate is the first opponent you want to beat and who was one of his first teammates? YES POL ! he learned all that from pol, according to my sources (my habit of making headcanons)
also you know how marc tried to fit in with dani jorge vale and all of that..... but he doesn't really have to act all tough and shit to impress pol because pol has already known marc since he was a tiny little kid who spent time crashing around. i know when they argue, they would bring up the most random embarrassing on-track moments that happened growing up to the other.
AND ITS SOOOOO NATURAL for them to tease each other.... like they spent their whole lives doing exactly that. there is no surviving video content of marc/jorge teammate era to compare but you can compare marc/dani content with marc/pol and while it's both friendly and marc has fun there's a kind of freedom in the way marc doesn't pull his punches back with pol <3
also teammates era marc and pol are so unintentionally funny... like pol is prone to pessimism and marc is just there prancing around like he's god's chosen and nothing is impossible (exhibit A) (exhibit B: marc saying pol's fav track is phillip island bc he's always fast there but pol was like yeah not this year and marc was like why not? positive thinking pls!!!!) (also the infamous concessiongate WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME)
anyway if you want to see their dynamics at their height please please watch their entire how well do you know your teammate video on motogp youtube!!!
it has everything... marc and pol poking fun at each other (pol especially lol) and ofc marc's competitiveness kicked in at the end which pol indulged!!!! also you could see that he has a lot more fun with pol the way he couldn't really be free with dani and jorge in promos......
i think it's really where people finally see the light and become marco polo reverts..... which... welcome aboard........
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moon-ursidae · 2 years
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GAME SESSION 2 RECAP
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game spoilers and spoilers for the hbo series below the cut!!
hours played: (with MANY breaks) roughly 11 hours🥴
alright i ate WAYYYYY too much ramen at lunch haha then i had some coffee and watched some comfort videos before i go back in!!
i also have my dog next to me to keep me company this time haha
okay! so i left off where i was about to go into the town to find bill!
i know there’s a bloater coming up here soon and i’m SO SCARED
i’m so mad i wasted my shivs on those 2 clickers and then there’s a door that you can only get open w a shiv AND I CAN’T MAKE ANYMORE GODDAMNIT
the dialogue between joel & ellie about the arcade game was really cute :)
again, checking every nook and fucking cranny for supplies praying that i can get back to that door
FUCK WHERE’S THE SAFE COMBO?? PROBABLY IN THAT GODDAMN ROOM FUCKKK
I GOT IN THE DOOR! lots of supplies but no dice on the combo :(
FOUND IT! fuck yea supplies🕺🏻🕺🏻
today i’ve learned that i’m a horrible shot in this game LMAO
bro ellie is F E R A L
bill: “you better stay right on my ass” “can’t miss it” THE WAY JOEL GRABS HER AND SAYS “knock it off” IS SO DAD OF HIM LMAOOOOOO I AM CACKLING
as of right now, i kinda like bill. he’s exactly what you’d think someone would be like if they were surviving on their own. and he’s clearly smart bc he has a whole ass town covered in traps and barbed wire. very resourceful. a valuable ally
i also like that he and ellie are extremely sassy and sarcastic toward one another and joel is just like 🙄
can i get some fucking slack plz w all these runners and clickers LMAO
i’d honestly rather deal w clickers tho than any other infected
this house looks a lot like clementine’s house from the telltale walking dead game!! i wonder if it was on purpose👀
also was lowkey hoping for an uncharted 2 marco polo reference in the pool. darn :/
OKAY THE JOURNAL UPSTAIRS WAS A LIL TOO REAL. brought back some pandemic flashbacks.
ellie trying to apologize about tess :(
and then he said “ellie you don’t have to worry about me” UGGHH MY HEART. such a goddamn dad.
oh fuck it’s the school
BLOATER TIME OH FUCK
BLOATER DEAD. I AM SWEATING PROFUSELY
poor frank and bill dude :(
THE TRUCK! AHH
also sorry but bill’s reaction to frank’s note was kinda funny to me “fuck you too”
THE OPTIONAL DIALOGUE W ELLIE STOP 🥹
“you’re doin a good job” and she said “i won’t let you down with this” AHHH🥺
the similarity between some of joel’s mannerisms and some of pedro’s from previous roles is CRAZY
OMG after she showed the comic she stole from Bill the way joel just sighs and asked “what did ya get?” in an exasperated tone💀
NOT THE PORNO MAG💀 “get rid of that!”
PLZ THIS IS SO FUNNY “why are they all stuck together?” joel just like “um.” i bet in his head he’s like ohmyfuckinggodhowdoiexplainthistoa14yearoldgirl
“i’m not even tired” *instantly cuts to her passed tf out* 💀💀
omg the iconic scene where she’s looking out the window slay
oh my god we’re getting to parts of the game that they’ve been filming!! i’m interested to see what the truck crash into the store looks like in post!
also the music playing while they were attacking the truck was badass
people are almost as scary as the infected bro. this garage full of stuff? disturbing that PEOPLE did this.
joel was a hunter???? holy shit bro
i’m wondering if it was soon after the apocalypse?? to get his anger out about what happened to sarah? or maybe he didn’t have a choice in the matter? i’m very curious to learn more about that.
i knew joel was a complex character but goddamn. this man has been through the fuckin ringer
“keep your voice down.” and she fucking mocks him going “okay” in a deep gruff voice I LOVE HER
okay i’ve had enough of these damn hunters bro goddamn
okay so i already forgot some things haha i took a break to eat
her acting like a hotel guest at the counter🥺 so cute
THE JOKE BOOK!!! MAKES AN APPEARANCE!!! YEEEEEAAAAA
“what’s not right?” “left?” I LOVE THAT JOEL GOES ALONG WITH IT
they’re so cute i would die for them
goddamnit i knew there would be SOMETHING soon. more hUnTeRs
i would like out of this hotel lmao i hate enclosed combat zones. the one’s outside are nicer
I FUCKIN KNEW THAT ELEVATOR WAS GONNA COLLAPSE FUCK JOEL OH MY GOD
i don’t like when they’re seperated i’m scared :(
i haven’t been alone this whole time and that is what has kept me sane and playing the game LMAO
i very much don’t like the sounds down here
I FUCKING HATE THIS OOOOOO I HATE IT VERY MUCH DOWN HERE
is this the hotel basement meme?
like from the vanity fair lie detector video?
my face is fucking RED i am very much hot and sweaty
oh god i thought the underwater part was what people meme’d about. i’ve only seen spores but that’s a sign bro.
I FUCKING DID IT. HOLY FUCK. MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA THROW UP. I GOTTA TAKE A BREATHER LMAOOOO
oh thank fuck back to dealing with people thank god dude
oh my god is this ellie’s first kill? joel’s being kind of an ass about it. i’m glad ellie’s laying it on him. YEA TEACH HIM TO BE HUMBLE ELLIE
i feel so fucking bad for ellie dude. there’s an immediate shift in her body language as well. she’s like folded in on herself after joel was a shithead. and oh yeah her first fucking kill is at 14??? and joel is like dismissing her?? i oughta smack the shit outta that boy
i mean i kinda feel bad for both bc i feel like joel is trying to navigate this without getting attached bc he lost sarah. he knows he’s gonna have to seperate from ellie at some point. maybe he’s trying to fight the paternal instinct to get super attached to ellie bc of that? and obviously ellie is going through it. everyone’s after her, she has to keep her immunity secret, she just killed a man, and joel is being a dick. i just wanna hug both of them :(
oh my god and now him teaching her how to handle a rifle UGGGHHHH dude i’m gonna CRY
and she just killed more people🥺 ELLIE I’M SORRY HONEY
she looks so fucking guilty oh my god
“how’d i do?” STOP🥺
“how about somethin a little more your size” AND HER LITTLE “okay.” AND THE MUSIC AND I’M GONNA CRRYYYYYYY
AND HIM STUTTERING AND MAKING SURE ABOUT THE SAFETY ON THE GUN I- AHHHHHHHHHHHH🥺🥺🥺
oh shit! i wonder if this is the part that they’ve been filming with the hunter trucks!
that poor couple :(
the “let’s just get to the bridge” and ellie saying “okay” w a shaky breath :( LET ME HUG HER DUDE
almost to the bridge🕺🏻🕺🏻
omg joel saw the movie that’s promoted everywhere. and basically insinuated that sarah wanted to see it and joel saw it w her.🥺
alright i stopped after finding some optional dialogue w ellie. the chair that i sit in to play games makes my back and neck hurt SO BAD. and they both hurt hella so imma call it.
all in all, this play session was STRESSFUL. there were a lot of times where i had to go calm down for a bit before coming back. and also food breaks, and i have dogs to take care of as well haha. i really like seeing joel and ellie’s dynamic develop! :)
i really love this game so far. i’ve never really been one to talk a lot about combat systems in games just bc i play games for the story. and the last of us has a phenomenal story and really good writing so far. i’m excited to see the bond that joel and ellie have deepen, and what else is in store for our dynamic duo.
i have a feeling in my gut that i’m gonna get chased in a humvee by hunters tomorrow. but we’ll find out 😳
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