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0vergrowngraveyard · 2 months
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if one more mutual makes a sth au based off of an old fandom i was part of, i wont be responsible for my actions
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here's my horrific take:
the only problem with zanvis is that travis is panromantic ass-sexual and zane’s got an ass that quit before we even started. a booty that’s impossible to throw back cuz it didn’t get thrown the first time. not a badonk but a badont
perhaps travis could learn to love zane despite the crater where his ass should be, but that’s a big perhaps
He needs something to grab, y’know, not eat his cereal out of, and it’s for that sole reason that him and Zane just… don’t work.
Like they may be good ship material, but there’s just not a single ounce of ass in Zane’s body. There’s negative ounces, in fact. And that just won’t do.
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spider-popp · 1 year
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Watching transformers as a kid was a mistake,
Now I’m autistic, trans, AND gay??? Bullshit
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stiffyck · 1 year
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JIMMY DIDNT GO THROUGH NOOOO
BUT SCAR LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA LOSE
BDJSHSJSND IM EXCITED TO SEE TECHNO COMING THROUGH NEXT ROUND
DID YOU VOTE TECHNO?!?!?!?
OUT!!!!! OUT!!!!! SCAR SWEEP!!!! NO TECHNO VOTERS ON MY BLOG ALLOWED!!!
I LOVE TECHNO BUT HES NOT A SEXYMAN!!!
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unbeleevable · 7 months
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So, about that second ask I mentioned. I just remembered how much you love anticipation! I thought I'd send this to you, out of the kindness of my heart~ (/p)
Imagine this, if you will: someone's (my) wriggling fingers hovering just barely over your sides, but not touching you. Still, it's enough to make you start giggling (I remembered that you're air ticklish, wiggle-worm). They (I) tell you that your giggles are so precious, and they are! Precious enough to want to hear more~.
Their (my) hands immediately dive towards your sides, causing you to shriek and flail in response, but the tickles never come. Despite this, frantic giggles continue to spill forth from you. You poor thing, you really are ticklish~!
Who knows how long they'll (I'll) continue to toy with you until they (I) wreck you to pieces~.
(ALL /P)
Also, since this ask is more of a personal scenario than anything, you don't have to answer it! I just wanted you to see this >:●)
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WHAATAYAHAKAAJAJSJKWJSUAHSGZ
WGAT
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WOW.
I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH THAT AFFECTED ME WHATWHOSAIDTHATWWOOWWWW
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party-lemon · 11 months
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A miracle happened today (Frank remembered he was also in My Chemical Romance)
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pigeonperch · 6 months
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Cowboys this cowboys that. Start thirsting after people from New Jersey
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dykeomania · 5 months
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sometimes i get like little suggestions to read fics by the algorithms and this is how i know i’m not in the game anymore but i think it’s really funny when the asks themselves are so specific and long and detailed that it’s like they basically have already written the fanfiction that they’re requesting. like girl you basically already halfway through the fic you might as well keep going
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snakewh1sperer · 6 months
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forehead kissie in this trying time <3 (getting attacked by octainville) -🍄
Oh, um... Thank you, Mushroom Anon.
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enby-ralsei · 1 year
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hey guys what do you mean i need to actively search for a romantic partner :( i can't just stumble into a relationship when i can barely keep up with school? :(( what do u mean :(((
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coolattasclown · 1 year
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Whoeevr posted poppy padtrindge dying in a glue trap as a ROASTED CHICKEN?!?! I AM SO CRYING RN UR LOCATION IS MY BITCH
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crumblyboness · 11 months
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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE IS A MOVIE THAT I AM COMPLETELY NORMAL ABOUT.
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I LIKED THAT MOVIE A REGULAR AMOUNT.
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cupcraft · 2 years
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its okay i know purpled and tommy will go absolutely famouss at battlebox and tgttosawaf. Okay like you cant be them, you cant defeat, them and now without skybattle you will rue the day because of them
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day 11! honam changed my lief… and zhe can change urz 2. zign up 2day 2 join honam luvrz 4 only 9.99$ a day.
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unbeleevable · 7 months
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You know how you just love to tease me for my ribs? Well, I can't help but notice that ribs are a tickle spot for you, too. It says so in your pinned post!
I'd just love to gently and slowly drag my nails down each side of your ribs, just to watch you squirm.
That'd be real tingly, wouldn't it~?
And I'd do it over and over again until it's too much to bare~.
(ALL /P)
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I DID NOT GIVE YOU CONSENT TO READ THAT POST POOKIE /j /nsrs
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humanoidalt · 1 year
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S1! Luz: *looks at hunter* whos that guy?
S3! Luz: oh he's just a homeless guy we picked up on the side of the road
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