Alien Infeysion 04: Fachan x Man in Black

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Alien Infeysion 08: Boggart x Nordic Alien

10/22/22 Witness claims to have been in contact with entities for many decades. He recalls first seeing them as a young boy in the 1950s, a craft large enough to blanket his house in shadow had hovered around his family’s home for some time, but crashed into a nearby ash tree upon leaving. Witness thought it best to bury their bodies beneath the tree out of respect, and he reports having been “haunted” by them since. The entities telepathically relayed they were angels, sent to "guide” earthlings into better treatment of Earth itself. Whenever witness felt anger towards a fellow human, he would feel a tugging on his ears and a sense of dread ice down his back. Witness also reports a similar feeling when littering or harming animals, even unintentionally. When asked why he hasn’t simply moved from his old home, Witness would shake his head. Quote: “It’s not the house that’s haunted.” 

Alien Infeysion 14: Cat-Sìth x Arboreal Abomination

11/27/22 - Witness was driving a hearse down a heavily forested area when a shrub appeared to approach the car and attempt to pry open the back door. Witness attempted kicking off the bush-like entity, and the creature responded by gently pushing back. Witness believed the entity was not attempting to harm him, but playing a game of some sort. Hours passed, and mesmerized by the strange being witness did not notice the passing off time. By daybreak the entity was gone, but upon returning to the funeral home several black conifer shrubs have been found planted around the old building. 

Alien Infeysion 13: Tooth Fairy x Stalk

11/21/22 - Witness was piloting his plane would he “fell upward” into the craft, hosting three hovering entities, possibly robotic. One of the entities apologized, then pried his mouth open with asparagus like appendages and began rooting around witness’ mouth. The entity tore a tooth from witness’ mouth, and told him his “debt was paid” and to “consider [himself] purified.” After waking unharmed by his crashed plane, medical inspection revealed witness was in perfect health, despite having months to live prior to the encounter. Witness could not be reached for a second interview, as he had been arrested for breaking and entering homes with dental pliers.  

Alien Infeysion 11: Bheur x Hairy Dwarf 

11/08/22 - The two witnesses were hunting deer in the autumn wood when a winter chill announced the entity. Crouched down the entity appeared as a small ape, but upon pouncing on the witnesses her bulk eclipsed the sun. Witness A was caught by the entity, and carried in an apron like sack over hills and trees toward a ring of standing stones, all appearing vaguely like crones mid-sabbath’s night, until Witness B fired his gun at the entity. The entity howled, but did not seemed harmed by the bullet. Witness A was tossed back at Witness B, and both went unconscious. When they awoke, all caught game was missing from their person and vehicle. On the ride home, both reported seeing shadows between the trees watching them with blank, doe-eyed stares. “The hunt’s not over,” claims Witness A, “it has only begun.”

Alien Infeysion 10: Brown Man of the Muirs x Atmospheric Jellyfish

11/03/22 - Two witnesses were hunting birds in the moors when Witness A caught a glimpse of the entity, appearing first as a red star twisting through the clouds like a ball of fire. As the entity moved closer Witness A reports it appearing more like a jellyfish with arms of withered bracken and wild eyes. The entity howled like wind, Witness A speculated this was in disapproval of the hunt. Hundreds of wild berries and nuts rained on the area, seemingly coming from the entity. The entity extended a tentacle to Witness A, but she was quickly pulled back by Witness B and the entity disappeared. Witness B reports the entity salivating through hidden teeth underneath it’s “hood”. Within the year, Witness A has disappeared, and Witness B reports catching “light pulses” in the corner of her eye. 

Alien Infeysion 07: Quickling x Abductor 

10/17/22 Witness claimed seeing a red star fall from the heavens and land in his farmyard. The star appeared to actually be an egg shaped vessel with tripod legs. From the vessel grey blurs shot out, making short staccato noises as if speaking to one and other. Something caught Witness’ leg, and before he could react he had been pulled inside the ovoid craft. Witness recounts being presented to their queen, whose presences he felt rather than saw. When asked what the queen wanted with him, witness refused to expand on other than that he felt he was “a worthy specimen” and “a good stallion.” 

Alien Infeysion 01: Queen Mab x Carmel Creature 

09/07/22 Witness was driving home at night when a miniscule object appeared from behind a church. The entity left what they described as a “small carriage”, then grew to be over 7 ft. high. It bounded towards them on long, backwards bent legs as if to intimate the witness, but only swiped a foot inches from the bridge of their nose. The entity retreated back into its vessel, which flew into the nearby forest. Witness’ family later found them laying in bed, muttering “hag queen” and “night mother” in their sleep, and awoke with no memory of ever leaving the car. 

Alien Infeysion 12: Caorthannach x Three-Eyed Giants

11/14/22 - Dozens witnessed this entity arrive in a public park in the middle of the day. The colossal entity covered an entire baseball diamond as it landed, and began to birth serpentine spawn that breathed sulfurous fire on to the idyllic green field. A child, Witness A, sought to fight back with a whiffle ball bat, but was engulfed in flames completely, and disappeared. This set off panic, which the entity may of misread as a riot against it, and called back their spawn and treated into a ball of flame. In its place, Witness A reappeared physically unscathed. Witness A has never spoken as to where he was transported, but his family has found several drawn pictures of a burning lake filled with eels hidden beneath his bed. 

Alien Infeysion 02: Gan-Ceanach x Sheepslayer

09/17/22 Late at night the witness was corralling her sheep in for the night, when they spied the entity shrouded in mist. The mist seemed to be coming from a dudeen-like object curved into a sharp hook held to the entity’s lips. The entity spoke the witness’ native tongue, and reportedly the two conversed the entire evening. Witness described it as a short man with dark eyes and cold lips, bizarre but far from ugly.  When asked how she knew the entity’s lips were cold, the witness had no comment. The next morning there was no trace of the entity, save 34 mutilated sheep amongst her flock missing various organs. Witness has not ate, drank, nor slept since the sighting, and has spent every night since gazing to the stars with a lamb tied to a post. 

Alien Infeysion 06: Grindylow x Smiling Man

10/10/22 Witness A was taking his son, Witness B, fishing at the time of the encounter. Witness A left Witness B by the water to retrieve something from his car, when he reportedly heard Witness B speaking to something. When Witness A turned back to look, there was only Witness B alone. When asked, Witness B claimed he was talking to his friend, “Indrid”. “Indrid” supposedly asked Witness B if he was happy, and then offered to show Witness B something below the water that would make him smile. The entity sensed Witness B’s apprehension, saying he shouldn’t be afraid, then began reaching for him. However when Witness A turned back around, the entity disappeared beneath the murky lake. 

Alien Infeysion 05: Leanan Sídhe x Little Green Man

10/04/22 Witness was home when a silver object with rainbow exhaust landed on a mound in his yard. Out of the vessel the an entity floated toward witness’ home, short and green yet reportedly with remarkably human make up. The entity blew the witness a funny little kiss, which the witness then mimed catching out of the air and placing it in his pocket. Upon writing this report, witness is a withered husk, died clutching the empty space in his pocket. 

Alien Infeysion 09: Joint-eater x Monoped

10/29/22 - Witness recalls being stunned by a bright light then brought about the craft. He claims multiple robotic entities surrounded him, single footed and covered in scales. Two entities held the witness down while a third attempted to insert something into witness’ mouth. A slimy, wriggling thing had been deposited down his throat, causing witness to scream . The scream proved lifesaving, resulting in the entities falling over like bowling pins and the oily object to dislodge from his pipes. The thing appeared to be alive, orange and wet like a newt. The witness has reported no symptoms from his experience, but notes he had spied his neighbors consume extreme amounts of food despite appearing skeletal and malnourished since the encounter. A follow up interview was scheduled, but upon returning to witness' home he appeared to be away from home.

Alien Infeysion 03: Meenlock x Space-Brain 

09/24/22 Witnesses were driving through a forest when they made contact with the entities. Entities were sprawled out like roadkill, but did not seem to be harmed. Within the grooves of their body was a black, hairy moss like substance. The entities scattered at the glare of the headlights. The road out of the woods seemed longer than when they had taken it in, as if the asphalt and earth had twisted in mere seconds. Witness A dropped off Witness B, reportedly ten minutes away from his own house. However, Witness A arrived home a full two hours later unaware of how the time had passed. Under hypnosis, Witness A could only recall a message from the missing time: “Take the time to marinate in your fears, the time draws near when you must wear them as armor. You shall not remember this incident until you are complete.”  Witness B remembered nothing else of that night, but has made a habit of repeatedly scratching their head, pulling black clumps from their hair.