playing ace attorney means thinking "damn, i like this game, but what is it with the cleavage in women's clothing here, why are they doing this" and then you see shi long lang and you're like "oh! nevermind, not just the women"
For the last textpost, I have this headcanon where older Miles Edgeworth would 100% be into dad jokes, like when he is feeling silly, but immediately after he would just type out an entire paragraph explaining the joke and why it's funny