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joesheistyy · 1 year

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Singing in the shower

Your favorite way to get rid of a bad day was to blast some of your favorite musical tunes while taking a shower

Your day had been super long. Consisting of 8am classes up until a 5pm night class. Those days were the most exhausting and Joe knew that. Not only did your day feel like years, it was also super frustrating because one of your professors would teach one thing and then say people were wrong when repeating exactly what she had said. (a/n: I have a professor like this rn and its infuriating)

Coming home from class, you still had a buttload of homework to do. The 2 hour gap you had at lunch time wasn't enough time to get stuff done like it usually was. When unloading your stuff at your desk at home, you made sure to plug in your computer so it would have battery for your work later. Sometimes, when you had stressful days, you'd do homework downstairs while Joe would clean or play games, his presence calming you.

"Hi princess, how was class?" he asked when he saw you come down the stairs. He was taking a shit when you originally got home.

"It was alright, it was just super stressful and my professor pissed me off," you sighed, pouring yourself a glass of wine.

"I'm sorry baby, I remember those days and how frustrating they are," he said, pulling you into a hug. You let out a sigh, letting some stress from the day begin to fade. Joe had cooked dinner for you since he knew how hungry you were when coming home from your long class days. He made your favorite comfort meal, butter noodles and roasted asparagus.

"Thanks for cooking, Joey. It's delicious," you said with a mouth full of food, unlocking your iPad to look at your planner. Joe glanced at the amount of assignments that you had yet to do, giving you a kiss and walking away so you could get started.

After finishing your meal, you set your plate in the sink and headed toward the living room where Joe was playing games. He looked over at you and smiled as you sat down with your computer, iPad, and glass of wine. You opened your devices and got to work.

After about an hour, Joe had finished up his game and came over to check on you, digging his thumbs into your shoulders to help you destress a little bit.

"Mmmm baby that's so good. I never realize how tense I am until you do this," you sighed into his touch.

"How about a hot shower baby? You can sing your little heart out, I know how much that helps you destress," he suggested as you closed your computer. You had gotten plenty done, and the only assignments you had left were due at the end of the week.

"Actually, that sounds amazing," you said, stacking up your things, making sure your Apple Pencil was attached to your iPad. You always seemed to misplace that damn thing.

Joe headed up toward your shared master bathroom, getting the water started for you. You followed him up there, picking out some comfy clothes, opting for a pair of his boxers and one of his large t-shirts. You grabbed the JBL speaker out of your nightstand and turned it on. Pulling up your favorite playlist called theater songs to sing at the top of your lungs.

After the shower had been heated up, Joe headed downstairs to work on cleaning up the kitchen. You got undressed and cranked up the volume, the song Burn from Hamilton turning on. As you began to lather your shampoo, you sang along and scrubbed your scalp. Closing your eyes and enjoying the sensation of the suds cleansing you.

You continued to sing, not hearing Joe come into the bathroom. The steamy doors to the shower were foggy, so you could not see that he had taken his shirt off in hopes of climbing in with you.

“Is it alright if I join you?” He asked, peeking in through the shower door.

“Of course Joey, you just have to agree to sing with me,” you giggled.

Joe undressed and joined you, placing his arms around your waist and pulling you out from under the warm stream of water. His body glistened under the droplets, holding you tight.

Joe knew your musical playlist and sometimes he really enjoyed singing with you. It was a great mental detox for the both of you. The song Five Forever from Little Women came on and you grabbed your shampoo bottle and pretended to use it as a microphone. Joe followed, but used your conditioner. While he's not the most talented singer, he doesn't care what he sounds like around you. You two harmonize, taking different character's parts and singing along.

After Five Forever, the song She Used to be Mine from Waitress played. At this point, you had completed your whole shower routine and were just in there to sing and let it out. Singing was definitely better than screaming.

This was one of those songs where you didn’t care how you sounded, you always had to belt it.

After setting down the shampoo and conditioner bottles, Joe pulled you into a hug, wrapping his hands around the small of your waist.

She used to be miiiiiiine

You sang while Joe hummed along with you. When the song came to an end, you rested your head on his bare chest. He held you close in a way that made every stressful feeling from your day wash away and flow down the drain.

“Let’s dry off and get some ice cream, shall we?” He asked, turning off the water and going to open the shower door. He grabbed your towel out of the towel warmer, making sure to wrap you up first. He squeezed you tight in the towel, almost like you were his child.

Joe grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist, water droplets still glistening on his skin. You walked over to the sink, still wrapped up in your towel. You started your in depth skincare routine because it was definitely one of those nights. Joe enjoyed your company while you continued to hum along to your playlist as Still Hurting from The Last Five Years played.

After completing your skincare, you tossed on Joe’s boxers and t-shirt, finding your slippers near the door and heading downstairs with Joe to get ice cream.

He grabbed your individual pint out of the freezer and handed you a spoon. You poured yourself a glass of Barefoot Moscato. Joe always messed with you about liking cheap wine considering what he could afford.

You two cuddled up on the couch and turned on BroadwayHD to watch Falsettos, your favorite comfort musical. The one that always made the both of you cry.

Joe really was the best, good singer or not. He knew what you needed and when you needed it. And tonight was the perfect example of Joe at his sweetest.

#joe burrow #joe burrow fic #joe burrow imagine #bengals quarterback #bengals #joe sheisty #nfl imagine #joe burrow blurb #nfl #cincinatti bengals #musical

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amiharana · 1 year

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currently declining to study for bio and am instead thinking about college au revalink where they have an apartment together because they are such Boyfriends and link is a bio major because he just Loves Nature but he's struggling with studying (can you see the self projecting😁🙏) he definitely has gifted kid burnout

meanwhile revali is a major perfectionist like if he gets below a 90 on anything he wants to start crying and tbh even a 90-95 is too low for him, don't ask me what he majors in though idk

anyways they are struggling together but link is just not having a good time and is stressing out studying so much he forgets to take care of himself so revali has to get him to remember things like eating regularly or showering or sleeping ANYWAYS i just felt like projecting onto revalink🫶

as a fellow bio major with gifted kid burnout who doesn't wanna study for bio (can you believe i still have a fucking bio lab due tomorrow. it's spring break for me rn. blasphemy.), i 'm 100% all for this projection COUNT ME IN!

link is totally a nature guy but i lowkey feel like he would make a great veterinarian 🥺 he's just a little guy who loves his silly little creatures 🥺🥺🥺 what do you think about revali going to flight school to be a pilot 😳 like i think if revali wasn't doing something viciously intense like. becoming a neurosurgeon or some shit, anything related to aviation is absolutely right up his alley. DEF agree with him being a perfectionist. a 99.9% will make revali lose his shit, he'll be in his professor's office hours taking up the whole time just arguing why he deserves a 103%

link brings home strays all the time and gives revali the 🥺 eyes, and revali is very weak for both link and a cute little creature, but he has to be the voice of reason since they realistically cannot take care of a pet full-time with how demanding school is on both of them. so to compromise, they foster the strays and take care of them with the local vet until they can be taken to a shelter for adoption. link gets hands-on experience which is good for his vet program but he also cries his eyes out every time they send off one of the animals because those are his babies 🥺 link with his strays is that one tiktok that's like BITCH I'M A MOTHER!!!!! NO DRAMA!!!!!

to deal with link's post-foster pet depression, zelda brings her puppy terrako to their apartment to let link cry and play with him, while revali just rolls his eyes (and secretly is looking into surrounding shelters and pet stores to find the perfect pet for the both of them once school isn't so intense for them anymore 🥺)

do you think they have study dates at a cafe or do they stay home and rot in the living room studying together? because i love the idea of study dates but if link is a bio major looking to become a vet and reval is an aviation student trying to become a pilot, these bitches must be stressed out of their mind i think. the week before finals week they're camping out in the living room and haven't slept in their bedroom for a couple days, the room is covered in papers and diagrams and books and pens and markers and flashcards and sticky notes. revali's hair is a mess which is a rare occasion, and it's held up by one of those hair claw clips, he has his glasses on, meanwhile link is lying facedown on the floor having his third breakdown of the hour. in this au i'm thinking that revali is a decent enough cook but neither of them have the energy or the time to go to the grocery store or kitchen to cook an actual meal, so they're living off of takeout and instant noodles for those two weeks. but revali definitely is the one in charge of time maintenance and prying link's ipad out of his hands to make him take a shower or drink water

it all pays off in the end because they both get high grades on their finals!!! link and revali cheer but immediately go to their bed, curl up around each other and sleep for the rest of the weekend because these bitches are exhausted 😭 hashtag ScholarLife

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #amihan's headcanons #ask #cryiling #dw they go have a nice dinner the following week after they've recovered :>#i actually really love this au it's so cute....#link has an ipad because he's an ipad kid but also because i have an ipad for school and i said so #ipads/tablets in general are actually such a good investment #i didn't realize how many diagrams i was gonna need as a biology major #+the amount of scratch work i need to do for my math-based classes.....#saving money and paper! as a bio major who loves the environment and sustainability link loves his ipad #his background on it is most certainly a silly cute selfie of him and revali with revali giving link a kiss on the cheek #link is lowkey one of those people whose lockscreen is their class schedule LMFAO #manifesting high grades on my finals for this semester too i need it please #but i believe in you oomf! study hard!#i'm so burned out too though...#u r welcome to come into my dms and complain about bio whenever u want i understand u 🤞😭

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thewritingstar · 4 years

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1-200 we're all in quarantine so got nothing to do. Might as well ask pls

oo anon you were gonna ask anyways lol. But I did this hella quick during a zoom.....

1. What is your middle name?

-Rose

2. Do you have any nicknames that aren’t derived from your actual name?

-Star

2. Do you have any allergies?

-Penicillin (not really thou), but no

4. What is the longest your hair has ever been?

-Lower back

5. How well can you write in cursive?

-Its readable

6. Name one item on your bucket list.

-Going to all the Disney parks in the world

7. Have you ever been on a blind date?

-haven’t even been on a real date

8. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it?

-prob like five years ago and its jeans

9. How often do you eat out at a fancy restaurant?

-nothing like I have to dress up but maybe once a year??

10. How grammatically correct are you when you text?

-rules don’t apply in text

11. Can you drive stick?

-hell no

12. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why?

-japan because I think it would be so cool

13. Nutella or peanut butter?

-NUTELLA

14. At what age did you have your first kiss?

-...............ahahhahahh

15. DC or Marvel?

-DC. Harley Quinn owns my ass

16. Have you ever hosted a wild party?

-my parties consist of drinking capri suns and playing cards against humanity and Mario kart

17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it?

-...ooof haven’t read a book in a while

18. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang with?

-my mom

19. Have you ever donated blood?

-I was apart of a cancer study so I used to donate my blood (and pee) to science

20. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays?

-8 I love to decorate but I’m not allow near the Christmas trees

21. Coffee or tea?

-vaniila iced lattes or raspberry ice tea own me

22. What is your go-to Starbucks drink?

-Vanilla bean frap with extra vanilla

23. Last show you binge watched?

-currently its assassination classroom

24. Dogs or cats?

-puppy’s

25. Favorite animated Disney character?

-Jessica Rabbit, Dumbo, Rey, Tamatoa and Guedo

26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself?

-mostly baking for my family

27. Favorite winter activity?

-Staying inside

28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone?

-probably

29. Can you blow a bubble gum bubble?

-yes

30. How early in the year do you start celebrating Christmas?

-my mom plays Xmas music year round

31. What emoji best describes your life right now?

-the wilting rose

32. Are you fluent in more than one language?

-nope

33. What is the longest you’ve ever kept a New Year’s resolution?

-I don’t make them

34. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? Did you gain any of the weight back?

-I’m on a diet to gain weight and its not going well

35. Are any of your grandparents still alive?

-only on my moms side

36. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions?

-hahaha my face gives everything away and I can read people pretty well

37. Have you ever gotten a commercial jingle stuck in your head?

-EDUCATION CONNECTION! Get connected for free

38. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was over?

-Nope

39. Do you consider rapping singing?

-rapping is in its own ballpark...its why its called rapping

40. Does your home have a fireplace?

Yep

41. Favorite non-chocolate candy?

-sour gummies worms

42. If you could have only one superpower, what would you want and why?

-oooof ummmmmm maybe teleportation

43. Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

44. Do you listen to any religious music?

-noooooooooo

45. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite?

-I hate soda

46. What was your ACT score?

-do not do me like this (21)

47. Rice or quinoa?

-rice

48. From 1-10, how good of a driver do you consider yourself?

-like an 8

49. Do you like horror movies?

-nope

50. How easily do you cry?

-uh depends on what it is

51. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where?

-no but I want some

52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing?

-being dumb and quoting tik toks at target

53. Can you handle spicy foods? What is your spice limit?

-not very well

54. Can you play any musical instruments? If so, which ones?

-no

55. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

-middle of the road

56. Last CD you bought?

-Folklore by Taylor Swift

57. Do you like roller coasters?

-yessss but they cant be extremely tall

58. What day of the week is laundry day for you?

-uhhh depends on when I have time

59. Have you ever played spin the bottle?

-uh maybe once but I was in fourth grade and walked away

60. How long have you known your best friend?

-I’ve known my bestie for 16 years (met when we were 4)

61. Can you eat using chopsticks?

-yes!! I usually eat my Chinese food with them

62. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer? If so, what are they of?

-no because I need to get a case for my iMac and iPad

63. How often do you say y'all?

-every fucking day. Y’all is my go too

64. Favorite flavor of ice cream?

-cookie dough, pralines and cream, blue raspberry sherbert, vanilla, coffee

65. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person?

-my longest relationship was like three weeks in fourth grade with my friends cousin who I saw twice

66. Star Trek or Star Wars?

-haven’t seen either but prob Star Wars cause r2d2 is cute

67. How good are you at math?

-ehhh I’m okay at stats

68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical?

-used to do the plays in middle school :)

69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope?

-not much my horoscope but just my sign in general

70. What is the shortest your hair has ever been?

-just above my shoulders

71. Have you ever broken any bones?

-my big toe

72. Do you like to go fishing?

-nooooooo I went fishing once and it pooped on me

73. Do you believe in evolution?

-of course

74. Favorite costume you wore for Hallowen? How old were you?

-I was perry the platypus…. 19

75. Real or fake Christmas trees?

-fake!!! WHO WANTS TO CLEAN THAT UP???

76. How many pillows do you sleep with?

-usually 1-2 but like 5 in the winter

77. Do you live in an apartment or a house?

-House rn

78. How many of your friends are of the opposite gender?

-in my close circle, one but I do have many boy homies

79. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

-many times

80. How long have you been at your current job?

-four weeks

81. What kind of car do you drive (year, brand, model, color)?

-white car

82. How flexible are you?

-not super but mama can bend

83. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship?

-haven’t even started one

84. Phrase you say the most?

-“I’m uncomfortable” “Y’all” “I would let J.D from heathers…..”

85. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it?

-no but I wish

86. Do you own any homemade clothing?

-not that I know of

87. Do you like fast food?

-yessss

88. Have you ever given anyone CPR?

-nope

89. Have you ever learned to do anything from a how-to video on YouTube?

-I fixed my moms glasses yesterday with a video so she wouldn’t have to spend a shit ton of money

90. Describe your sense of humor.

-if Always Sunny in Philadelphia and “vine comp that butters my eggroll” had a baby

92. Favorite cereal?

-no

93. Have you ever auditioned for a reality competition show?

-no

94. Have you ever gotten a TV theme song stuck in your head?

-Sugar, spice and everything nice, these were the ingredients…….

95. Do you believe in ghosts?

-indifferent

96. Do you think there is life on other planets?

-hell yeah

97. Have you ever given money to a street performer?

-yep

98. Your deepest fear?

-lets not go there

99. Pancakes or waffles?

-waffles but I don’t even like them that much

100. Are you still friends with anyone from high school?

-yep, my friend circle dates back to elementary

101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself?

-7

102. How much of a patient person are you?

-I can be extremely patient. Once waited three hours in a dressing room with my friend and I didn’t have a phone

103. Do you know your IQ?

-no but its prob god level

104. Do you eat meat at all?

-mama loves meat

105. Do you own any clothes from a garage sale or a thrift store?

-I think so

106. Have you ever bought anything from a flea market?

-yess my mom used to take me to flea markets all the time

107. Have you ever quit a job?

-early this year

108. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head?

-many times

109. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over and over again and enjoy just as much each time?

-robots to ratatouille

110. Do you or have you ever worn glasses?

-just sun glasses

111. Have you ever skinny dipped?

-when I was like 6

112. Are your birth parents still together?

-yep

113. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show?

-not that I know of

114. Favorite type of cookie?

-chocolate chip or the sugar cookies with the pink frosting on them (I’m a whore for them)

115. Have you ever been broken up with?

-nope

116. How often do you smile when getting your picture taken?

-most of the time

117. Have you ever accidentally dialed 911?

-yes I have and I was 6 and bullied for it for years by my uncle even though my cousins tricked me into doing it

118. Oldest memory?

-throwing a chair at a kid in preschool for stealing my cookie

119. Have you ever been the victim of a nasty prank?

-nope

120. How often do you snort when you laugh?

-uhhhh a lot

121. From 1-10, how good of a singer do you consider yourself?

-5

122. Favorite Disney song?

-uuuuuuhhh Shiny, See the Light, Why Don’t you Do Right, Show Yourself

123. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?

-hopefully in la

124. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

-I’m an advocate

125. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true?

-I think so

126. Name one thing you wish people would stop posting on social media.

-fascist, racist, homophobia stuff

127. Last musical artist you saw live?

-Jonas brothers

128. Credit cards or cash?

-cash cause I feel like I didn’t spend anything

129. Favorite fandom?

-the powderpuff girls or fairy tail

130. What is your astrological sign?

-Aries

131. Have you ever been fired from a job?

-nope I’m a good noodle

132. Any hidden talents?

-I can do the cinnamon challenge

133. Can you surf?

-nope

134. What motivates you to do well in life?

-the fear of failure

135. Your worst physical feature?

-my acne

136. From 1-10, how much are you like your father?

-mehhhhhhhh like a 4

137. How lucky do you consider yourself?

-I’m a pretty lucky person ngl

138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasently surprised.

-when I won a coffee maker at my senior grad night raffle

139. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

-nope

140. What type of shoes do you wear the most?

-my converse

141. Favorite summer activity?

-getting coffee

142. Favorite song to sing in the shower?

-any Taylor swift song

143. Have you ever lived with a roommate you did not get along with?

-my parents sometimes

144. Have you ever lived on a farm?

-my grandparents owned a cherry farm when I was little

145. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal?

-tumblr is my diary

146. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most?

-Always Sunny, The Office, Gotham

147. How often do you get mad at yourself?

-constantly

148. Have you ever gotten any stitches?

-only in animal crossing (he’s so cute)

149. Have you ever been hunting?

-no

150. Favorite YouTube channel?

-Jenna marbles, try guys, mukbang edit channel, drama channels

151. Have you ever had a pet besides a dog or a cat?

-I had a mouse once

152. From 1-10, how well do you work with others?

-9

153. Are you friends with any of your exes?

-I don’t got exes

154. Apple or PC?

-I have an Apple Mac rn but I think I loved my pc so much so I’m getting used to the format

155. Do you collect anything?

-what don’t I collect? Funko, pins, so much stuff

156. Have you ever seen any Broadway plays or musicals?

-I saw Newsies and A Music chorus

157. Any missed opporunites you wish you had taken?

-I’m not too sure

158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag?

-yes

159. Do you have a pool at your house?

-nope

160. What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep?

-like 24 hours and it was hell

161. Last thing that made you laugh?

-a meme 20 sec ago

162. Disney or Nickelodeon?

-Disney

163. Name one celebrity you wish was still alive.

-Billy Mays (Oxyclean dude)

164. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother?

-maybe a 6

165. Your best physical feature?

-my hair

166. Earbud or earmuff headphones?

-earbud

167. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender?

-..hmmmm sometimes I think it would be cool but I’m pretty content with being a girl...

168. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ear lobes?

-my nose

169. How often do you wash your hair?

-every other day usually

170. Showers or baths?

-I love a good bath but I take showers more

171. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman?

-noooo but I wanna be

172. Bottled or tap water?

-bottle

173. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?

POWERPUFF GIRLS

174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss?

-watching glee

175. Favorite video game?

-Mario kart

176. Have you ever gotten a New Year’s kiss exactly at midnight?

-nooooo why are there so many questions about kissing

177. How many of the United States have you visited?

-four, ive passed over a few more in a plane

178. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?

-yes

179. Have you ever gotten a surgery?

-no

180. Your least favorite food?

-cheese

181. From 1-10, how competitive are you?

-depends. I’m like a 6 but I can be pushed to a 10 when motivated

182. Do you like wearing hats?

-only a snap back occasionally

183. How much of a jealous peron are you?

-ehh not really

184. What was your SAT score?

-900-1100 (stop nationwide testing doesn’t work and I didn’t learn eveything)

185. Have you ever voted for a reality competition show?

-no

186. Does anyone in your family currently serve in your country’s military?

-my cousin

187. Snowboarding or skiing?

-I don’t do snow

188. What celebrity would you most want to play you in a movie about your life?

-jack black

189. Have you ever been a Boy or Girl Scout?

-hell no

190. Have you ever dyed your hair?

-many times

191. From 1-10, how good of a cook do you consider yourself?

-7

192. You have just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit?

-this cursed site

193. How many things can you do with your weaker hand?

-a lot

194. Were you involved in any academic clubs in high school?

-honors i guess

195. Have you ever played hooky from school?

-like twice

196. Are you comfortable with watching rated R movies?

—-not with my parents

197. Do you root for any sports teams?

-bold of you to assume i do sport

198. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

-pee

199. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which one would you choose?

-a lizard

200. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know.

-uhhh ummmm (I have a tik tok with 7.5k followers)

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5hfanfiction · 7 years

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don't need a Harper Avery when I got you 1/?

Yu probaly won’t enjpy this as much if you don’t watch Grey’s but like i tried to make it make sense and I’m mourning it rn so shhhhh (i have a part 2 ready that will be more camren but i wanted to write thi now so sssssssshhhhhhhh)

“Morning Cristina,” Meredith smiles as she sets her coffee down and plops in the seat next to her friend at the cafeteria, knowing they’re only sitting for a few minutes because of time but excited to give Cristina her news about the day’s plan.

“What’s got you all smiley?” Cristina questions, reaching across to take a sip of Meredith’s coffee, scrunching her nose at how sweet it is but taking another sip, knowing she’ll need it after the night shift she just had on top of a morning shift starting right now.

“Well April is out today, something about ‘being sick’ but I think she really means fucking Jackson again even though I told her to not do that again if she thought it was a bad idea, which she did, she told me so herself, but anyways I’m getting off topic. April is out so she asked me to make the intern schedule today since she was 'too sick’ to do it and guess who I put with you?” Meredith smiles cheekily and can’t hold in a small laugh when she sees Cristina’s face immediately flash with realization of how hard ehr days about to get.

“You didn’t,” Yang said in a disbelieving voice that her best friend would deliberately stick her with this issue.

“Oh but I did,” Meredith smiles again and Cristina decides she’s keeping the coffee that her friend didn’t even really notice her take if she has to go through a day of torture. “You’ve got the devil twins! Is that what you call them? I couldn’t remember if it was that or like dumb and dumber? Damn it I forget but the point is, this is revenge for you making me deal with April’s Jackson problems alone last weekend.”

“Meeerrrrrrr,” Yang groans out and buries her hands into her hair in aggravation. “These two spawns of Satan are going to make me regret going for a degree in medicine eventually. Like I genuinely considered quitting or moving to Switzerland or somewhere random like that. They’re just so annoying and tiring and - god I don’t get how they’re so good at fighting with each other when I get tired just watching them argue,” she notes, genuinely confused how the two haven’t tired each other out yet.

“Well now I guess you can try to figure out the logistics of their arguing,” Meredith smirks again and reaches into her bag pulling out a muffin that Cristina decides she’s getting half of to make up for the sucky coffee.

“Jauregui, Cabello, and Hamilton you’re with Yang, Styles and Hernandez with Bailey, and Horan, Jane, and Malik with me,” Meredith barks out as she walks by the nurses station all the interns are perched at, resisting the urge to smirk when they immediately straighten up and try to look like they weren’t joking around before they spotted a superior.

“I get a cat show again, lucky me,” Yang comments annoyed still even though she saw it coming as she sips her coffee (Meredith’s), rolling her eyes at Jauregui and Cabello who were already glaring at each other.

The new shift of interns wasn’t exactly new, just young and fun to mess around with sometimes. It’d been about three months now of training the group and being in cardio surgery, along with being a hardo herself, Cristina Yang felt that she attracted the sharks in the sea that is medicine. At least, that’s how it was with Camila and Lauren.

The two interns had started the program with opposite attitudes. Camila was bubbly and eager (earning her the nickname Skip since she reminded Cristina of her old friend’s dog), whereas Lauren was cutthroat in how she went about moving up in the ranks of interns (grumpy). That’s what resulted in Skip’s sudden shift. Yang witnessed Grumpy swipe at least three surgeries a week out from under the more generous girl’s feet and finally it must’ve caused her to snap because now Skip was even more aggressive than Grumpy was when it came to stealing surgeries and showing other interns up.

Don’t get Cristina wrong, it was more entertaining than she had bargained for at first. She loved to see the look of confusion on Skip’s face when she realized she’d been bumped to watching instead of performing, but she lived even more for the look of realization. The first time Skip finally snapped and got back on the scrub in list was the most entertaining, but from then on out it’s been too extra for Yang to deal with on top of her normal duties.

What makes it all harder is that both girls are competing to be the top cardio intern. They’ve taken a liking to it, or to outdoing each other and don’t seem to be interested in following any of the other fellows or attendings working. Cristina doesn’t mind because usually they have different shifts, but at least a few times a week she has to deal with the bickering

“Hounds assemble,” Cristina demands after a moment of wondering whether or not sweet little sunshine girl was going to survive with these two. “Look you two better not pull anything or I swear to god I’ll get you filing papers all day every day for a month,” she threatens once the three girls gather and sunshine girl looks relieved to hear that they won’t be too out of control whereas Skip and Grumpy just pout like the five year olds Cristina thinks they are.

“Start with Janet Chapper?” Skip finally breaks the silence, pulling up the charts on her ipad and offering it to Yang who sends her a warning look before accepting the idea.

“Mer, I hope you know you owe me ten drinks for putting me with these girls again,” Yang calls back to her friend as she lets the interns lead the way to her next room, already getting competitive in who has the easiest route there.

“So how were the Satan’s spawn I stuck you with today?” Meredith jokes as she greets Cristina at the bar across the street with a shot of tequila and a teasing smirk.

“I don’t even want to think about it, god they’re just so… they bicker, all the time over any little thing like from a tiny stitch to who’s getting to scrub in and it’s… god it’s even when I’ve already said they all get to scrub, god they’re just, fuck were we that bratty when we were interns?”

“I doubt it, but then again we all hated Karev and taunted George from time to time and… maybe not as bad as Jauregui and Cabello but we were pretty bratty,” Meredith smiles and chuckles as Cristina downs the first shot and is already getting her second poured.

“God I just hope they grow out of it before like, tomorrow or some shit, but wait I gotta go hit the bathroom,” Cristina decides and hops up when she remembers she’s had to pee since her four hour surgery earlier, “who’re Cabello and Jauregui?” she ponders as an afterthought as she makes her way to the restroom.

Now, Cristina has had sex in Joe’s bar before. Most of them have. And most of them (all of them) know that the big stall in the women’s room is the best place to do it, so she’s not exactly shocked when she hears a moan the second she opens the door.

She smirks to herself and shakes her head slightly at the fact that two of her coworkers are getting it on and not being subtle about it. 'Must be interns,’ she thinks, 'they still haven’t figured out that it squeaks less if you prop up on the handicap bar instead of the small counter. Sure it’s more difficult to get a good angle that way but like, it’s worth it to avoid the complete lack of subtlety. But then again it’s not like bathroom sex is really classy ever so maybe these people just don’t really care as much as Cristina has and maybe they’ve got the right idea’.

She’s about to tell them that too though, that they can be more quiet with the handicapped bar. Not that Cristina is mean, (she is) but she kind of loves humiliating people who have sex in bathrooms. She knows that it’s playful so she doesn’t think it’s really mean mean, and is about to open her mouth when another moan cuts her off and makes her jaw drop.

“Fuck Camz harder,” the raspy voice breathes out and Cristina knows it’s the same voice that’s been bugging her all day fighting back and forth but that’s not what makes her jaw drop.

“Don’t tell me what to do baby girl,” is snapped back and then the squeaks of the counter get faster and but okay, Cristina remembers that voice saying that exact same thing earlier if she could only place - oh! That was when Grumpy told Skip to put more suction because she was getting sloppy and Skip said not to tell her what to - oh fuck wait!

Cristina isn’t dumb and it only takes another second for her to completely connect the dots and she’s out of the bathroom before she can let her squeal of laughter out at the realization.

“Mer, Mer, Mer, Mer, you’re never going to believe who was just fucking in the bathroom,” Cristina breaths out, managing to get her point across through her laughter at the twist this day has taken.

Who would’ve thought after coming to complain about those two hating each other she’d realize how completely wrong she was.

“Who? I’m not good at the guessing games while I’m drunk we should know this by now,” Meredith answers with a confused expression, not knowing how to read Cristina’s excitement over the discovery.

“I’ll give you a hint,” Cristina says as she swings around to be back in her seat and downs another shot that’s waiting for her. “We should’ve - I mean at least I should’ve known it was sexual tension not hatred,” she decides and can’t help but feel slightly disappointed in herself that she didn’t notice this until it smacked her in the face.

“Umm…” Meredith scratches at her head, too drunk to pick up on it (and not caring enough about intern feuds to have an obvious answer ready).

“Oh come on think about why we’re here,” Cristina scolds, knowing Meredith gets more ditzy than usual while drunk.

“Oh wait fuck is it your devil worshippers or whatever you - Cabello and Jauregui!” she answers, getting excited with herself once she figures it out.

Said devil worshippers chose that moment to leave the bathroom, both disheveled and flushed and Cristina and Meredith can’t hold in their laughter when they see the obvious sex hair.

Apparently their laughing is enough to attract the attention of the two girls who look over and immediately flush after realizing they’re the focus of the attendings’ laughter. Cristina can’t wait to use this to keep them off of poor sunshine girl’s back.

Also this is sho short as frick but I’m gonna make a mini series / mini one shots in Greys anatomy verse cause that sounds fun so yes ! It’ll be on here probably and also on @ longerr_hours on watt

#UPDATE #series #AU #slash #camren #humour #submission #dont need a Harper Avery when I got you

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